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So... Why not? Why not make a thread to see how many characters on this wiki here are ******* USELESS? By that, I mean characters that are known for being as useless as all hell: Magikarp, the Toiletnator, Aqua from Konosuba, all that. I have a few in mind that already fit the category, but...
So there are some profiles that are separate for no reason.
This include
-Magikarp and Ghyrados
-Eevee and its evolutions
-Tyrogue and Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee and Hitmontop
If anything else is noted it should be added to the list here.
This will turn 15 profiles into 3, making things a little...
15,000 random RL humans each with a random weapon (9-A tier or lower) vs 10,000 random Magikarp, some below 9-A, some at 9-A, some at 10-C, and some above 10-C. Half start in water half start on land. The two sides start 300 feet away from eachother. Battle takes place on a very large beach...
Battle of the two sucky and pathetic fishes
Both are 10-C
Fight ends in KO or death
Walkatrout doesn't change alien forms
Battle takes place in the rain at the park with a lake nearby
Weakest Pokémon:
Weakest Ben 10 Alien form:
Draw/Inconclusive:
I mean come on. Magikarp should be comparable to fish that can fight against fishing rods for, well, fighting against fishing rods. Needless to say, I'll be pitting Magikarp against basically the most well-known fish in the sport of fishing: largemouth bass. In any case, this is a 10-C Magikarp...
Even before the MCU became weak as all hell, I wanted to do this
Rules:
Black Widow is base
Speed =
Magikarp is bloodlusted
Everyone's favorite MCU Fodder:
A fish:
10-C Tournament continues. This funny enough happened. Works out for now that these sea creatures fought. (I swear. This is what the wheel chose)
Set up here
Rules
Both are 10-C
Speed is equal
Squidward gets optional equipment (can't really restrict Karps natural water ability. So squidward...
Magikarp's moves on it's page says that it can use:
Splash, Flail, Hydro Pump, Dragon Rage, and Struggle.
However, it can only learn Hydro Pump, Bounce, Celebrate, Happy Hour, Struggle, Splash, and Tackle at the time of Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
Unless these moves are from the TCG (Trading...
"...well trained Magikarp can destroy boulders and frozen trees."
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/References_for_Common_Feats#Destroying_a_Tree
Might i add, frozen trees.
the caped baldy, Saitama
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Saitama
vs
the fish pokemon, Magikarp
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Magikarp
(speed equalized, both 9-B.)
saitama:
magikarp:
tie/incon:
Arceus with all of his abilities (let's give him the meadow plate. Moves: Judegement, Hyper beam, Giga impact and solar beam) vs Magikarp (item: focus Sash. Moves: Flail, splash, tackle and quick attack.) Arceus gets the first move. No speed equalization. Who wins?
Inexplicably, on a random part of Mechanus, the entire Lake of Rage from Johto has appeared; Simply the water & its contents, but none of what normally surrounds the water, with The Lake of Rage's bottom creating a depression in Mechanus's surface for the water to occupy.
Similarly...
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Wishiwashi
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Magikarp
Fight takes place in the ocean and both are 10-C. Speed is equalized
Wishi: 7
Magi: 1
A fisherman:
Fight takes place at a coastline in Florida. Magikarp as access to all of it's moves and both are bloodlusted.
Both are 9-B
Speed is equalized.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Yamcha
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Magikarp
Fish:
Human:
Incon:
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Colossal_Squid
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Magikarp
Fight takes place near the sea floor, magikarp only has the moves it learns naturally, and speed is equalized.
Pokemon: 2
Real World:
Jojo:
Probably the stupidest thread I'll ever make but what the hell.
Elder Magikarp
Speed is Equal
Thunder:
Magikarp: 1 (HenryWong122)
HtH: 8 (XitSig, Dziga, Iapitus The Impaler, DragonEmperor23, Listentomyrhytm, Strawboi, Ionliosite, ExSENNA)
I don't know either...This is one of my dumber ideas...
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Mero was enjoying her trip to the beach when she came across an absolutely pathetic excuse for a fish out in the water. I mean, seriously, it can only flop and splash around. Totally useless and unreliable.
...She kinda likes it...
What am I doing?
Speed equalized
Both in character
Both at 10-C
Heihei:
Magikarp: 7 (CryoTheMayo, Starter Pack, Jackythejack, Shinobi76, PsychoWarper, Jasonsith, Totallynotchewbacca)
Inconclusive:
Dodging another one of the Giant Mantis' swipes, Jibanyan sprang for his larger opponent, launching himself into the air and punching her right leg at the knee. A loud CRACK filled the air as the insect's leg broke from the blow, causing the bug to keel over with a shriek of pain. The mantis was...
Dodging another one of Dagon's incoming tentacles, Magikarp shot towards his larger foe like a torpedo, ramming the carnivorous beast hard in the abdomen with Tackle. A loud CRACK echoing through the waters, Dagon was knocked backwards from the surprising force of the Pokemon's attack.
Dagon...
The fifth round of the 9-B brackets begins! Winner of the last round was Freddy Fazbear
Current Standings: https://challonge.com/dvuvfz7p
The contestants for this round are Magikarp, submitted by GyroNutz, and Zim, submitted by DaBigP
Speed is equalised. Elder Magikarp is used and Invader Zim...
Onwards Magikarp swam in the great lake. The fish Pokemon had no destination in mind, no goals to reach; he simply kept on swimming near the surface of the large body of water, keeping an eye out for either food and/or predators.
Suddenly, the Water type Pokemon felt a sudden chill of fear, as...
That's right. These guys are lean, they're mean, and they want the respect they deserve. A god damned magikarp vs a ******* flumph. 10-C versions for both. Who wins and why?
This is unironically inspired by me and Cal memeing over which one is more attractive 11/10.
Speed equalized, fight...
Let's get into the versus thread.
-Speed Equalized
-Both in Character
-Location: Open field by lake
-Starting Range: 1.5 meters
-Win via death
Votes:
Magikarp: 1
Bane: 1
Inconclusive: 0
Dan Hibiki VS A Magikarp Speed Equalized. Both Bloodlusted.
The battle will take place near a lake.
Magikarp will have all the moves it can learn, is Wall Level, and is LV100.
Who wins and why?
The Worst Street Fighter:1(The real cal howard)
The Worst Pokémo:3(ZellTemplar55, Jackythejack...