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team fortress 2

  1. MinecraftHater2011

    Scout discovers where Mad Milk comes from (0-0-0)

    TF2 Scout's pistol is replaced with the Mad Milk Both are 8 meters apart Other than that, SBA "EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!": "This map ain't big enough for the two of us!": The superior scout (Incon): Story:
  2. TheGatememer

    TF2 Mercenaries Soul Immunity

    Simple fix. All of the TF2 Mercenaries have immunity to soul manipulation in their first key, when their souls weren't even removed until the events of the Robot War. Their Base key should be renamed to "Gravel War" and their upgrades key should be renamed to "Robot War", and their immunity to...
  3. Comiphorous

    The Horseless Headless Horsemann

    Alright, i know its nowhere close to Halloween, but I really like this boss and thought for the hell of it to do a CRT for him. AP and Durability; similar to Saxton Hale, there isn't a point to his 'wall level' tier, as he's massively superior to everything in the game, and unlike marasmus who...
  4. Comiphorous

    Jevil discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Im not stealing any ideas from any users from here with detroit become human profile pictures. Jevil vs Scout Both are 9-B (Scout is in first key) (both coincidentally scale to 0.001 tons) Speed is not equalized Scout has the shortstop, mad milk, and Frying pan Fight takes place inside Jevil's...
  5. FantaRin_The_First

    (7-6-0) Heavy Weapons Guy... It was nice to meet you. Goodbye. | Asgore vs. Heavy

    Asgore Dreemurr vs. Heavy Fighting Location: The Barrier Starting Distance: 8 meters Both in-character, and are willing-to-kill Speed Equalized Asgore scales to 0.024 tons, Heavy scales to 0.007 tons First Key Heavy (9-A) Key is used Heavy has the Stock Minigun, Family Business, and Gloves of...
  6. Peppersalt43

    Twitchers discover where Mad Milk comes from

    Zombie Flash : 7 Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Incon : 0 Twitcher necromorph used (They're 9-B) First key 9-B Scout used 2 Twitchers present Scout's pistol is replaced with Mad Milk and his Bat is replaced with the Three-Rune Sword Fight takes place in the Ishimura's hangar, 20 meters apart Story Below...
  7. Peppersalt43

    Saxton Hale fights a different Heavy

    Strongest Man in Australia : 0 Inferior Melee Heavy : 0 Incon : 7 Speed equalized 9-A versions used Fight takes place in the Great Sandy Desert, 10 meters apart
  8. TheGatememer

    VS Saxton Hale Mode (Saxton Hale vs BLU Team)

    The BLU Team keeps losing to RED Team, so they go to Mann CO, and ask for better weapons. Saxton Hale agrees, but only if they beat him in a fight. Battle takes place in Lakeside Both start 20 meters away from each other. This is the 1960's BLU Team. BLU Team has 10 secounds of prep. The...
  9. JustANormalLemon

    Sniper monkey discovers what jarate is made of(GRACE11)

    SNIPER MONKEY(BTD6) vs SNIPER(TF2) RULES: Speed is equalized 9-A for both, sniper first key and monkey Deadly Precision Path(If It's too much one sided, Supply drop or base sniper monkey will be used) Stock sniper exept that he has Cozy Camper and has a Jarate bottle Magic, Power ups and...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • bloons tower defense sniper sniper (team fortress 2) sniper monkey team fortress 2
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. Peppersalt43

    Mettaton discovers where mad milk comes from

    Fabulous Robot : 7 Mistake-a-nature : 0 Incon : 0 Second key Mettaton used First key 9-A Scout used with this calc Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which has been replaced with Mad Milk Fight takes place in Alphys' lab, 10 meters apart Here's a fun fact : In The Undertale TF2 AU known...
  11. Knifeman29

    Heavy vs Bane

    Speed is Equalized Both are 9-B Hand to hand fight Fight takes place in a random Gotham alleyway. Heavy: Farerpurple, Jackythejack, Eseseso, Shmooply, Crackervolley Bane:
    • Knifeman29
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    • bane (post-crisis) bane (post-flashpoint) dc comics heavy team fortress team fortress 2 valve
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. DustBiter1111

    Team Fortress 2 Lifting Strength Feat

    TF2 doesn’t have a lot of lifting strength feats. We have Heavy lifting the grizzly, but Heavy is implied to be the strongest of the mercenaries, and we lack good feats for the others. I came across this image: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/68/Tankbuster.jpg This describes the Black...
  13. Peppersalt43

    Shoguns discover where mad milk comes from

    Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Indistinguishable Japanese Mumbling : 7 Incon : 0 Scout has stock weapons Demoman has a Half-Zatoichi, Tide Turner, and Stock Sticky Bomb Launcher 3 Shoguns are present Fight takes place in the dynasty map, 20 meters apart
    • Peppersalt43
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    • demoman scout shogun (totally accurate battle simulator) team fortress team fortress 2 totally accurate battle simulator
    • Replies: 87
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Peppersalt43

    Froppy discovers whe... You know what, no

    Mistake-a-nature : 7 F R O G : 0 Incon : 0 9-A versions used (First key Scout with this calc) Scout only has stock weapons Fight takes place in a school yard, 15 meters apart Story below "Alright everyone, the bell has rung. Everyone can leave" said Mr. Aizawa before pointing at Tsuyu "Except...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • froppy my hero academia scout team fortress team fortress 2 tsuyu asui
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Peppersalt43

    Wheeler discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    The Interpid Explorer : 0 Mistake-a-nature : 7 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Wheeler has 2 stacks of flint to shoot at her opponent, a football helmet, a spear, and life-giving amulet Scout is restricted to Mad Milk, Flying Guillotine, and Ham Shank 9-B versions used First key Scout used
    • Peppersalt43
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    • don't starve scout team fortress team fortress 2 wheeler (don't starve)
    • Replies: 169
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. SpiteBattles

    Gaia vs Spy (BAKI vs TF2)

    Cause why not? •Both are in their last keys •Speed equalised •Takes place in a Jungle and both are 5m apart Mr War: Spy doesn’t like big chungus:1 Incon:
    • SpiteBattles
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    • gaia (baki) grappler baki saxton hale team fortress 2 tf2 vsbattles
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. MinecraftHater2011

    Heavy vs Peter Griffin: the re-re-match (Grace)

    Both are 9-A Battle takes place outside of the Simpsons' house Both are a few meters apart Heavy is in his second key, and only has his melee weapons and upgrades/canteens Peter's death powers are restricted, and is unequipped Speed equalized Heavy scales to 0.0658 tons Peter scales to 0.169...
  18. Peppersalt43

    Animated Armor discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Living Armor : 7 Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-nature : 0 Incon : 0 9-B versions used First key Scout and Demoman used 4 Animated Armors are present (Or 3 if it's a stomp for them) Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk Demoman has Eyelander, Charge n' Targe...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • animated armor demoman dungeons and dragons scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. MinecraftHater2011

    Soldier vs Doomguy (1-0-0)

    Both are 9-A Battle takes place on the Control Point in Ghost Fort Both are 20 meters apart Soldier is in his Robot War/Australium Chase key, and has all of his upgrades and weapons except his 8-C weapons Doomguy is in his Classic DOOM key, has all of his equipment except the Beserk Sphere, and...
  20. TheGatememer

    Scout tries to MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM

    Scout accidentally clicks on an advert while browsing, and gets transported to the Dark World. Scout is in his 9-A Gravel War Key, and has all of his base, and optional equipment, except for his 8-C weapons. Spamton NEO is used. Takes place at the Dark Fountain Speed is Equalized. THINK...
  21. Coolboy6

    9-B+ tournament round 1 match 1 (Heavy vs Nia Teppelin)

    Both 9-B, messenger Nia is being used, Robot war Heavy is being used, speed is equal, fight takes place at the DB world tournament arena (@MinecraftHater2011) Heavy: 7 (@BluudyManikin777) Nia: Nia is much higher than 5.6 megajoules Robot War/Australium Chase Heavy > Gravel War Heavy > Gravel...
    • Coolboy6
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    • heavy heavy tf2 nia teppelin team fortress 2 tengen toppa gurren lagann tier 9 tournament
    • Replies: 102
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. MinecraftHater2011

    Heavy vs Peter Griffin (Grace)

    Hopefully Heavy doesn't get downgraded halfway through like the last time a thread like this was made... Both are 9-A Battle takes place in TF2 Brazil Both are a few meters apart Heavy is in his Gravel War key and his guns are restricted, but he has his melee weapons and lunchbox items Peter's...
  23. Peppersalt43

    Miss Pauling discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Miss Take : 7 Mistake-a-nature : 1 Demoman blows them both up : 0 Scout has all stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk, already usable Fight takes place in Hightower, 10 meters apart Second key scout used 9-B versions used I don't know if this happened before but why...
  24. Thelastmlg

    merasmus additions and regeneration upgrade.

    So as far as i know, all magic stuff from most maps are caused by merasmus right? if so, i think he could get some new stuff gotta rememeber that only 2 things have shown the long range magic to cast curses, portals and stuff on the maps, merasmus and the wheel of fate. but, there are lines...
  25. Knifeman29

    Gmod player vs your favorite character

    Your favorite character fights the Gmod Player Fight takes place at gm construct Round one: The Gmod player with everything in the base game and 1 hour to prepare. every npc he spawns will be willing to work with and help him. Mostly half-life weapons combine and human soldiers. round Two...
    • Knifeman29
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    • composite counter-strike gmod half-life team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 valve
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  26. Peppersalt43

    Green arrow goes to Australia

    A professional : 0 Is comic accurate : 7 Incon : 0 First key 9-B versions for both used Sniper is restricted to Huntsman and Stock Machete Speed equalized Fight takes place in Sydney Opera House, 20 meters apart
    • Peppersalt43
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    • green arrow (smallville) smallville sniper sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. Peppersalt43

    2 giant punching robots go at it

    Remember that cursed Star Wars Game : 0 Melee Heavy : 7 Incon : 0 9-A versions used Speed equalized Fight takes place in the first floor of the Geonosian Droid Factory, 5 meters apart
    • Peppersalt43
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    • b2 grapple droid captain punch star wars team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Peppersalt43

    Rainbow Dash discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    After how terribly the last TF2 vs MLP match went, you'd think I wouldn't try it again... Nah, I'm doing it again. Also there's been a surge of Scout matches and I wanna capitalize on it to keep up the streak. 9-B+ versions used Scout is restricted to Mad Milk and Sandman, both already usable...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • my little pony rainbow dash (human world) scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. TheGatememer

    Damage Boost for the TF2 Mercenaries

    Should be fairly straightforward. Basically, the TF2 Mercenaries can deal random crits. This is not a game mechanic, as we see Demoman firing a Crit Pill (As indicated by the Pill glowing and having sparks) even without a Medic charging him with a Kritzkrieg. Not to mention the various...
  30. Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E

    Mikhail takes on his biggest challenge yet: Heavy Weapons Guy Vs Hulk.

    Plot Synopsis: The Mercs were finishing the last of the Robots, however more so small training to them since they've grown stronger. But most of all was Heavy Weapons Guy, "These Robots were babies!" He said "Yeah everything is a baby to you big guy; at least we can chill now." Scout in his...
  31. SpiteBattles

    Manjiro Sano vs Scout

    Mikey fights a BONK guy •Both are 9B •Both are in-character but want to win •Scout only has his bat and ONE bottle of Crit-a-Cola(which means no recharge) •Battle takes place in 2Fort and start at the spawn points(Mikey has knowledge of the map) •Speed = Mikey: Jeremy(Scout’s real name):
    • SpiteBattles
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    • manjiro sano team fortress team fortress 2 the scout tokyo revengers vsbattles
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. Knifeman29

    Scout VS The Flash

    Scout gets a job from the administrator to deal with a super hero causing havoc in Hawaii Snyder flash scout has everything Both 9-A speed equal
    • Knifeman29
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    • chucklenuts dceu flash (dc extended universe) scout team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Peppersalt43

    Apples for The Engineer

    9-B+ versions used Speed equalized Fight takes place in an orchard, 5 meters apart Engineer is restricted to the Gunslinger but is allowed to build buildings Average pear hater : 1 Average bacon enjoyer : 0 Incon : 0 Story below Another harvest season brings upon the Flim-Flam brothers to the...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • applejack (human world) engineer my little pony team fortress 2
    • Replies: 68
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Possible Resistance to social influencing for tf2 mercs

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann the headless horseman's social influencing boo causes people to go to panic. however by wearing the saxton hale mask they are resistant/immune to it. so can we say resistance to social influencing via optional equipment. should...
  35. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Grass Grows, Birds Fly, and Brother I HATE FORTNITE (Scout vs the Looper)

    Scout posts on twitch that he hates fortnite. The Fortnite company after hearing this decides to send in the looper to assassinate scout for hating fortnite. Jeremy (scout's real name) knows the looper is coming and prepares for battle. Scout's Profile: 7 The Looper Rules Both have knowledge...
  36. JustANormalLemon

    Medic(TF2) vs Necromancer(TABS) (7-0-0) (GRACE!!!)

    After a failed experiment by the engineer, the Red Medic was teleported to a Hallowen-themed floating island. A blue necromancer saw the red on the Doctor's clothes and didn't like it at all and went straight to the fight. The fight takes place on the Spooky 1 map Speed Equalized Default Medic...
  37. Comiphorous

    Overwatch VS Team Fortress 2: Pharah VS Soldier

    Pharah vs Soldier Speed equialized Soldier has optional equipment Pharah: Soldier:
  38. Comiphorous

    patriotic unhinged soldiers fight to the death: Sarge VS Soldier

    Speed is equalized Both are 9-A soldier has optional equipment Sarge: Soldier: Team up and beat up blue team (incon):
  39. Peppersalt43

    Heavy fights an oni

    9-B versions used I don't think it's a good idea to equalize speed on a character who's only limitation is speed Fight takes place in either Sanctum of Wrath or Suijin and they are 10 meters apart. Oni has Scalped Topknot and Akito's crutch while using Enduring and Sloppy Butcher for perks. He...
  40. ColonelSlyBanjo

    (Grace) Shrek the Ogre vs. Heavy Weapons Guy tf2 ( 0-8-0 )

    (Dreamworks vs Valve) (Shrek vs Team Fortress 2) Both 9-B reaction speed is equalized, movement speed is unequalized. Heavy is restricted from using his standard bullet weapons Heavy has his lunchbox items Melee and fists only Location takes place at Mossrock in tf2 Shrek's profile TF2...
    • ColonelSlyBanjo
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    • dreamworks heavy tf2 heavy weapons guy shrek (dreamworks) team fortress 2 valve
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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