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team fortress 2

  1. SpiteBattles

    Dedmos (MC) vs Scout (TF2) [0-0-0]

    Somewhere in a 2Fort server… -Both characters are 9-A, Dedmos and Robot War Scout is used -Scout has all equipment that isn’t above 9-A, Magic and Power-ups are restricted -Battle takes place on 2Fort, and both start at the end of the bridge in the middle of the map -Speed equal “The Smoking...
  2. DimeUhDozen

    Spy vs Spy

    Speed Equalized The Spy: Sam: Incon:
  3. Sans2345

    'HEAVY DON'T WANT TO SIGN PETITION FROM TINY BABY MAN!" (Heavy vs Postal Dude) (0-0-0)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heavy https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Postal_Dude Both are 9-A, anything above or below 9-A is restricted. Gravel war heavy is being used and is using his stock loadout. Normal Postal Dude is being used and has his standard equipment. Speed is equalized...
  4. Da3ggman

    Minor addition to Sniper (TF2)

    Jarate should gain Limited Empathetic Manipulation, as it decreases the enemy's defense by quite literally lowering their will to live. IT IS NOT COMPLICATED! Agree: @koopa3144, @Accelerated_Evolution, @Swordsaint456, @Thelastmlg, @CrackerVolley, @Minos_the_Judge, @r@TheMassivlyUnkn0wn...
  5. Armorchompy

    Some haxless 9-B guy fights a planet buster brick (Pyro vs Minotaur)

    Full disclosure, this is more of an experiment than a real VS Match. I've seen people on this website argue that high temperatures ignore durability, almost acting as hax unless someone has feats of withstanding them. Today, I want to push that notion to its logical extreme. Speed is equalized...
  6. Pepsiman25th

    Battle of the Fists, Man vs Man. (Saitama vs Saxton Hale)

    A battle of Man vs Man. An aspiring hero and the Australian mad man. Saitama vs Saxton Hale. Battle will take place in City Z and Saitama will have 1 day worth of prep. Speed is equal between the both of them. Saxton is at his peak. (9-A) During-Training Saitama will be used. (9-B+) Both...
  7. Jason_Courne

    TF2 upgrade back to 9-A and new calculation

    New calculation Fragmenting robots: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Jason_Courne/TF2:_Fragmenting_robots Soldier tanking a small tank exploding: 86.5 kilograms of tnt The Rocket Specalist upgraded rockets: 6.8 kilograms of tnt The Black Box can reduce people to ash: 57.3 to 61...
  8. SpiteBattles

    Le Scout tries to rizz

    The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse. Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds. Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date Round 2: Post-Expiration Date Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from...
  9. ShionAH

    Tf2 Immo 4?

    So in this video Sniper has some quotes that seem to prove that the respawn mechanic is “canon” things such as “See you in five minutes” “How many times have you died?” And more
  10. SpiteBattles

    Pyro takes a trip to Camp Crystal Lake

    My second attempt of giving Clone Jason another battle. Hopefully, and maybe, this won’t go wrong. -Speed equal. -Both are 9-A, Robot War Pyro is used. -Pyro has all his weapons/equipment that isn't above 9-A (Canteens/Upgrades are restricted) -Battle takes place in Camp Crystal Lake, and both...
  11. Redite250

    Scout fights a skater

    Scout TF2 vs Alexandre Ordem Paranormal Speed Equal Both at 9-B, Scout is in his second key and gets any equipment that doesn't bump him a tier Scout: Xande: Inco:
  12. JoshDoshMosh

    Josuke tries to break into a sentry nest

    Josuke is on badwater trying to push the payload but an annoying Engi with a wrangled sentry keeps killing his team. So it’s up to him to destroy his nest. Speed is equalized, both are 9-A, 20 meters apart, battle takes place on badwater as said before; Engineer is equipped with the Wrangler...
  13. Flowerguy2

    The Battle of TF2's Female Robots! (Teleporter Twins VS Mimi-Sentry) [3-0-0] (GRACE)

    Rules 1. Speed is equalized 2. Both are bloodlusted, and The battle taken place the roof of the building during Badwater 3. Mimi-Sentry LV3 key is used 4. The Starting Distance is 10m apart Voting "I can't think of anything tbh": 3 (@JustANormalLemon, @MintyBoi1, @Flowerguy2) Scales to this...
  14. ShionAH

    Team Fortress 2 Immortality

    Scout should gain Immortality Type 8 since he has a deep bond with God and as long as Scout doesn't have sex with every woman on earth the God will send him back Scout should gain 5-B Enviromental Destruction upon Death Medic should gain Immortality Type 4 up to 8 times. He has the souls...
  15. Eseseso

    GOD BLESS AMERICA: Skipper vs the Soldier

    Skipper vs Robot War Soldier, in a battle for who loves weapons and America more! Soldier has access to his 8-C weapons, all other additional weapons, and magic spells. Speed Equalized Location: 2Fort, on opposite sides of the bridge Soldier: Skipper Incon:
  16. RanaProGamer

    Sans Tries To Win Without Soul Hax

    Since Sans can take down literal 2-C characters with soul hax, let's see how he fair against an opponent who has no soul. Standard Battle Assumptions Speed equalized 9-B Scout is used Sans scales to 0.001 Tons Scout scales to 0.001 Tons Sans vs TF2 Scout (Robot War) Who wins and why?
  17. Flashlight237

    TF2 Revision: Demoknights

    So currently, we have Demoman as a profile, but nowhere in the profile does it say Demoknight despite the TF2 community and even this website acknowledging the Demoknight as not only canon, but also a legitimate strategy in the game. As such, I designed this CRT to discuss the abilities of and...
  18. CNBA3

    (TF2) Do Apoco-Fists create Black Holes?

    This is for those who have extensive experience with Team Fortress 2, who knows about “Apoco-Fists”? Is there any lore about them creating black holes with punches? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Apoco-Fists
  19. Shmooply

    Versus Saxton Hale Ability Additions (Sylvia the Seal solos your verse)

    THE NAME'S SAXTON HALE. CEO OF MANN CO., AND THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!! TF2's summer update finally dropped, and with it came confirmation that the VSH gamemode is finally becoming canon, which gives Saxton some dead simple abilities. Acrobatics - The most important...
  20. Question about a Scout vs Tracer removal

    It says that "both are 9-A" but Tracer's profile says she's 8-C Does this mean the notable victory/loss should be removed from both profiles?
  21. Stillwinston

    Sniper (TF2) vs Garrus Vakarian - Shoot The Archangel

    Well I want to try and find more mass effect matches besides Shepard, lets try this one. If anything Garrus wears blue and is a sniper so it works out. Speed is equalised Both are 9-A Tier 8 stuff is restricted on both sides Sniper has his base sniper rifle and machete and the cozy camper Both...
  22. TheGreatJedi13

    Right Behind You. The Spy Among Us (Grace)

    There was an old match with 9-C The Spy - Calc Impostor - Calc Now they both have 9-A Keys and 9-B keys Round 1 Both 9-B Keys Round 2 Both 9-A Keys Scenario: It is a regular Tf2 match but the enemy team Spy has been replaced with Impostor. Both of them are aware of each other's existence and...
  23. MinecraftHater2011

    "What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?" (Heavy vs. Isaac [TBoI]; FINISHED)

    Would've made this a Heavy vs. Magdalene thread as they both share somewhat similar roles, but I feel like that thread wouldn't get any traction and just die off even faster than this one would. Oh, and uh, enjoy this edit I made ig Rules: Both are 9-A (duh) and have prior knowledge of each...
  24. Heiwajima Shizuo vs. The Heavy (Durarara!!! vs. Team Fortress 2)

    vs. --- Speed equalized. Heavy does not have his minigun and only uses his fist in combat.
  25. JoshDoshMosh

    "I fear no man"(Daredevil vs Pyro)

    The Man Without Fear faces off against Red Teams Pyromaniac Both are 8-C and in character, speed is equalized, Pyro gets his optional equipment(barring MvM and Halloween stuff) and Fist Leader Daredevil is used, battle takes place in Hells Kitchen Who wins? Daredevil: Pyro: Incon:
  26. WeeklyBattles

    An Everyday Force of Nature - Scout vs Logan Paul

    Logan saw that Scout was drinking BONK instead of PRIME and got so angry that he challenged him to a fight. If Logan wins, Scout has to exclusively drink PRIME instead of BONK, but if Scout wins, Logan will make a fake apology video. Both 9-A (Gravel War Scout with optional equipment, magic and...
  27. JustANormalLemon

    Ka-boooom! vs Maggots! (7-1-0)(grace)

    A in verse fight for the fun with a lot of mobility and explosions!!! DEMOMAN vs SOLDIER Rules: -Battle takes place at Dustbowl -Everything allowed!!!! -Each start in their spawn room (Defense and Aatack) -Soldier ressurection is not combat applicable here(I hope) The Drunk Scottish cyclop...
  28. ThePrimalHunter

    A Cannibal Tries To Eat An Android (Painis Cupcake vs Amik) (0-3-0)

    Very brief and poorly written story: Painis Cupcake gets teleported to the somewhat distant future of 2046. While there, he spots man in a suit and tie walking across the street, and figures that he has found his next meal. Meanwhile, Amik was going for an evening stroll, enjoying the nice...
  29. Mustard vs The Pyro (My Hero Academia vs Team Fortress 2)

    Mustard: Pyro: --- R1: Pyro (Gravel War with original and standard equipment) vs. Mustard R2: Pyro (Mann vs. Machine, maxed upgrading stats, 3 self ubercharge canteen cans, equipped with The Phlogistinator, The Third Degree, and The Manmelter.) vs. Mustard.
  30. Sans2345

    Heavy vs Big Show (TF2 vs WWE) 0-0-0

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heavy https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Show_(WWE) Both are 9-B, possibly 9-A. Heavy doesn't have any of his equipment and is fighting Big Show with his bare hands. Battle takes place in a wrestling ring and speed is equalized. Win via by death, incap, or...
  31. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 3; Match 1: Marcy Wu vs Scout

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 3; Match 1: Marcy Wu vs Scout 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting...
  32. Peppersalt43

    Chelshia vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHELSHIA DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM I mean, come on. Her game literally has the word "monster girls" in the name, one of the character's art has them holding a body pillow. This is bound to happen and I'm surprised it took this long Actually, TF2 getting 8-C is pretty...
  33. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 2; Match 13: Scout vs Yuki

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 2; Match 13: Scout vs Yuki 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting distance...
  34. Peppersalt43

    Marcy Wu vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: MARCY DISCOVERS WHE... YOU KNOW WHAT, NO I have not made a Scout match in a while This may or may not be how I would like to get back to it ● ------------------------------------- ● Everything above 9-B is restricted Gravel War Scout used Speed equalized Place Located in...
  35. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 1; Match 8: Scout vs Stick Teddy

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 1; Match 8: Scout vs Stick Teddy 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting...
  36. TheGatememer

    HOLY SHEET, ENGINEER IS SANS

    Battle Assumptions Battle takes place in the Judgement Hall Engineer is in his Gravel War Key, and has his Stock Equipment + The Gunslinger Sans has prior knowledge, and is Bloodlusted Both start 10 meters away Speed is Equalized SBA Otherwise Votes funni bone man: engineer gaming:
  37. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Really minor team fortress 2 CRT

    So uh Accepted This CRT gave the mercenaries of tf2 resistance to fear manipulation via optional equipment from HHH’s fear manipulation. However HHH’s fear manipulation still says social influencing on his profile instead of fear manipulation regarding link all I ask for this crt is for me...
  38. JoshDoshMosh

    Koichi Hirose vs The Spy

    Both are in character, speed is equalized, 20 meters apart, both have prep time and prior knowledge of the others abilities, battle takes place in Morioh, both are 9-A Koichi: (1 vote) CrackerVolley Spy: (2 vote) Artorimachi_Meteoraft and ShionAH incon:
  39. Pizzabox492

    Berdly vs Scout

    Scout fights Berdly Speed equalized Both in character Stock Scout is used 9-A vs 9-A who wins
  40. DemonicDude

    Tier 9-A The Black Desert Tournament (2023): The Demoman vs Huijin Park (Quarter Final-1)

    VS Match Rules: Match rules are stated in the Tournament thread. Both are 9-A Speed will be equalized Both have their optional equipment No Prep Time or Information of each other Both start 30 meters away from each other Location: Battles take place at the Desert with an abandoned town...
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