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the real world (verse)

  1. DontTalkDT

    A crow rebels against its god (Othinus & Sphynx vs a Crow)

    Fairy Othinus teams up with domestic cat Sphynx in order to take out a peak Crow 10m starting distance, SBA otherwise Can the god defeat its former servant?
  2. Ican'tthinkof1goodname

    A Myxozoa fights The Monarch

    The fight is in Salmon Luigi's body Both are bloodlusted Speed is equal Virus: Royalty: Nah: 2 (00potato, SamanPatou)
  3. Spinosaurus75DinosaurFan

    Real World Animal Revisions

    This was semi-brought up before, but anyway, the way we currently rate animals is rather inaccurate. First thing is that their bite force/pressure can't really be quantified meaningfully in terms of AP, hence I changed it all to "higher with piercing damage" instead (already implemented); the...
  4. Aguywhodoesthings

    your tier in real life but with a twist

    yeah this type of thread has been done a couple of times already but this time you're supposed to completely wank yourself as much as possible
  5. ElixirBlue

    Real World Discussion Thread (Act 2)

  6. EnnardTrap1987

    Bill Cipher VS Jeff Bezos

    Stats equalised Speed equalised Fight takes place in the Amazon headquarters Bill Cipher: 0 Jeff Bezos: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  7. EnnardTrap1987

    Jeff Bezos tries to buy the rights to your verse

    Jeff Bezos tries to buy your verse. The CEO of Amazon wants to make an Amazon Prime series, but can't think of original ideas. So, he tries to solo your verse for the licensing. Rules 1. VS Battles Wiki and Joke Battles Wiki profiles are allowed 2. Speed equalised 3. Jeff has prior knowledge
  8. EnnardTrap1987

    Ainsley Harriot VS Ray William Johnson

    Both Memetic Speed equalised The good ol' rub: 0 Doin' your mom!: 2 Inconclusive: 0
  9. EnnardTrap1987

    DOOT Revenant VS Mr. MVP, Simp!

    Both Memetic Speed equalised Fight takes place in a society DOOT!: 0 SIMP!: 2 Inconclusive: 0
  10. EnnardTrap1987

    Jotaro Kujo ("same kind of stand" edition) VS Eddie Hall

    Both High 8-C Speed equalised Eddie is in his base form, and can see Star Platinum Jotaro: 0 Eddie: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  11. Kenzielash

    Tree vs Sheep

    Mildly Wanked Tree Water Sheep (PewDiePie) Both High 0 Speed = both bloodlusted Tree: Shep: Inc:
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