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the real world (verse)

  1. DaReaperMan

    Woody finds a bat-shit insane animal

    Speed equal Woody is in first key Start 10 meters away in Andy's room Woody has 1 day of prep time Woody: 0 A god damn Honey Badger: 0 Incon: 0
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    • honey badger the real world (verse) toy story woody (toy story)
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. DaReaperMan

    Thorkell decides to hunt a HUGE crocodile

    Thorkell is currently bored, but hears of a massive crocodile about 39 feet long, and decides to go hunt it Speed Equal Both 9-B Start 5 meters away, while being 5 meters away from a lake DEATH ROLL: 0 Thorkell: 0 they both kill eachother: 1
  3. SpiteBattles

    Taiga Aisaka vs a Chimpanzee

    While in Ohashi High,a ******* wild Chimpanzee enters school perimeters. Now it’s up to Taiga to fight the Chimp since the Teachers were too [P U S S Y] •Both 10A (restricting bokken for now just cause of simplicity) •Speed equal •Both 10 meters apart •Taiga is in-character,Chimpanzee is...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • chimpanzee taiga aisaka the real world the real world (verse) tier 10 tier 9 vsbattles
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Coolboy6

    Sonic vs Thanos except it’s not what you think it is

    Both 9-B, speed equalized Hedgehog: Dino: Sonic scales to 71 kilojoules while holding back Thanos scales to 88 kilojoules
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    • sonic the hedgehog thanos simonattoi the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Peppersalt43

    When the insect is sus

    Impostor Mantis : 0 Impostor Caterpillar : 7 They get ejected into The Abyss : 0 10-C versions used Fight takes place in Nosk's boss room, 5 centimetres apart Story Below With many of the greatest warriors of Hallownest having fallen, the bugs that were left desperately required hope. And...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • grub mimic hollow knight (verse) mantidfly the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Peppersalt43

    Subnautica vs IRL Creatures Part 3

    Common prey animal : 7 We should not step on that : 0 Incon : 1 10-C versions used Fight takes place in the great barrier reef, 20 centimetres apart I probably shouldn't equalize speed So while looking at images of a peeper, I noticed that they have a beak. Most beaked fishes typically prey on...
  7. Peppersalt43

    An SCP-085 match, let's see if it works

    She's just a drawing, son : 0 Not actually a fish : 0 Incon : 7 10-C versions used Speed equalized Fight takes place in an average A4 drawing book, 5 centimetres apart Silverfish is bloodlusted SCP-085 has prior knowledge So, finding a match for SCP-085 isn't exactly the easiest. Despite her...
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    • scp foundation scp-085 silverfish (real world) the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. Dusty_Raider

    Subnautica vs IRL creatures part 2 ( grace)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dunkleosteus_terrelli https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Boneshark Most are for their agile and speedy bodies but these two went a different route entirely. Fight takes place the open ocean speed equalized Boneshark, The armor clad bane of the Floating...
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    • boneshark dunkleosteus terrelli subnautica the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. Dusty_Raider

    Subnautica vs IRL creatures (Grace)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Xiphactinus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Crabsquid Speed equalized and fight takes place in a Kelp Forest CS: XT: 7 Incon:
  10. Bob8999

    RL humans vs Magikarp

    15,000 random RL humans each with a random weapon (9-A tier or lower) vs 10,000 random Magikarp, some below 9-A, some at 9-A, some at 10-C, and some above 10-C. Half start in water half start on land. The two sides start 300 feet away from eachother. Battle takes place on a very large beach...
  11. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Spinosaurus vs Mosasaurus (Real World vs Dino crisis)

    In a world where both freshwater and saltwater animals can live in the same environment. A Mosasaurus has intruded onto a Spinosaurus's territory. Mosa's Profile Spino's Profile Speed equalized (i can remove this if it makes the fight fair, if the fight turns out to be stomp or whatever)...
  12. Dusty_Raider

    Skull Island Croc vs Real World Caiman GRACE

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Purussaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Foetodon_(King_Kong) Speed equalized Foe: 1 Pur: 7 Incon:
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    • foetodon king kong (universe) purussaurus the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. ExaladV3

    An oversized beetle vs a saltwater crocodile

    The Giant Beetle from The Twins vs a saltwater crocodile Both are 9-B Battle takes place in an open field by a lake Win via death Votes: Giant Beetle: 1 Saltwater Crocodile: 1 Inconclusive: 0
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    • giant beetle (the twins) granny (game) saltwater crocodile the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Coolboy6

    Cartoon monke vs real life monke (4-0-0)

    Both 9-C, speed equalized Curious George: 4 Chimpanzee:
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    • chimpanzee george (curious george) the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Coolboy6

    Vaporizing the entire human race

    What tier is that? Vaporizing one human is smalll building level
  16. Dusty_Raider

    Dilo vs Jagras (Grace)

    I’m desperate https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dilophosaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Jagras 9-B key Jagras is 15 kilojoules Dilo is 13.6~ kilojoules higher with bite force Speed equalized Dilo: 7 Jagras:
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    • dilophosaurus great jagras monster hunter the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 74
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. DontTalkDT

    A crow rebels against its god (Othinus & Sphynx vs a Crow)

    Fairy Othinus teams up with domestic cat Sphynx in order to take out a peak Crow 10m starting distance, SBA otherwise Can the god defeat its former servant?
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    • crow (real world) domestic cat othinus the real world (verse) to aru majutsu no index
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Ican'tthinkof1goodname

    A Myxozoa fights The Monarch

    The fight is in Salmon Luigi's body Both are bloodlusted Speed is equal Virus: Royalty: Nah: 2 (00potato, SamanPatou)
  19. Spinosaurus75DinosaurFan

    Real World Animal Revisions

    This was semi-brought up before, but anyway, the way we currently rate animals is rather inaccurate. First thing is that their bite force/pressure can't really be quantified meaningfully in terms of AP, hence I changed it all to "higher with piercing damage" instead (already implemented); the...
  20. Aguywhodoesthings

    your tier in real life but with a twist

    yeah this type of thread has been done a couple of times already but this time you're supposed to completely wank yourself as much as possible
  21. ElixirBlue

    Real World Discussion Thread (Act 2)

  22. EnnardTrap1987

    Bill Cipher VS Jeff Bezos

    Stats equalised Speed equalised Fight takes place in the Amazon headquarters Bill Cipher: 0 Jeff Bezos: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  23. EnnardTrap1987

    Jeff Bezos tries to buy the rights to your verse

    Jeff Bezos tries to buy your verse. The CEO of Amazon wants to make an Amazon Prime series, but can't think of original ideas. So, he tries to solo your verse for the licensing. Rules 1. VS Battles Wiki and Joke Battles Wiki profiles are allowed 2. Speed equalised 3. Jeff has prior knowledge
    • EnnardTrap1987
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    • dragon ball godzilla (composite) jeff bezos the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Fun And Games
  24. EnnardTrap1987

    Ainsley Harriot VS Ray William Johnson

    Both Memetic Speed equalised The good ol' rub: 0 Doin' your mom!: 2 Inconclusive: 0
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    • ainsley harriot ray william johnson the real world (verse) youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  25. EnnardTrap1987

    DOOT Revenant VS Mr. MVP, Simp!

    Both Memetic Speed equalised Fight takes place in a society DOOT!: 0 SIMP!: 2 Inconclusive: 0
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    • doot revenant mr. mvp, simp! the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  26. EnnardTrap1987

    Jotaro Kujo ("same kind of stand" edition) VS Eddie Hall

    Both High 8-C Speed equalised Eddie is in his base form, and can see Star Platinum Jotaro: 0 Eddie: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • EnnardTrap1987
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    • eddie hall jojo's bizarre adventure jotaro kujo ("same kind of stand" edition) the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  27. Kenzielash

    Tree vs Sheep

    Mildly Wanked Tree Water Sheep (PewDiePie) Both High 0 Speed = both bloodlusted Tree: Shep: Inc:
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    • Thread
    • composite tree (mildly wanked) minecraft the real world (verse) water sheep (pewdiepie)
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Vs Thread
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