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the real world (verse)

  1. H3110l12345I20

    Near fights a doggy (Near Death Note vs Labrador Retriever)

    Wof. Woof. Near has prior knowledge of the dog and has a minute of preparation. Near to being a bestie: I can't imagine a world without light being brought from my best friend: They both become besties (incon):
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    • death note (verse) labrador retriever near the real world (verse) versus threads
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Hortonhearsahoot

    Godzilla’s long lost brother fights an odd looking snake

    The two characters are 5 feet away from each other on a tree branch, but SBA otherwise Chameleon: Chinese Red-Headed Centipede: Coyote Peterson appears and somehow manages to get stung by both of them (Incon):
  3. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
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    • cave bear fallout real life real world reality the real world the real world (verse) yao guai
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  4. H3110l12345I20

    IRL Paper has a profile.

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Paper Lol. This seems so out of place lol. This profile should be prohibited by the site rules, so if I have time tommorrow/afterwards, I'll report this to the rule violations thread nvm, Agnaa deleted the page I mean, you can theoretically bleed a person to...
  5. Oiguana2701

    Alien with a weird shape on its head fights a dog 0-1-0

    Butthead Alien vs Bull Terrier Rules: Fight takes place in the underground rainforest SBA Alien: Dog: 1 Cat (incon):
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    • bull terrier butthead aliens butthead aliens (evolution 2001) evolution (2001 movie) the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. ThePrimalHunter

    What Is Your Real Life Tier? FC/OC Edition

    Thanks to Rayfire for inspiring me to make this Title says it all. This has been done quite a few times on Vs Battles Wiki, as well as other VS thread sites like ComicVine, but I wanted to make one for FC/OC since I'm more involved in this community and the last one of these was like 3 years...
  7. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Megasaurus CRT

    This profile states it can produce 211,011,171 joules however its not rated at 9-A when 9-A starts at 23 Megajoules. Was this a mistake or did someone put the wrong output on the profile?
  8. H3110l12345I20

    School Boy fights a monke 2.0 (Elliot vs Chimpanzee)

    Continuing from this thread. Speed is equal. Elliot is bloodlusted. Elliot: Me. Monke. Me Want Murder!: Incon: This match is a part of the "A Girl in All Boy School Gacha Life Cringe Tournament!"!
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    • a girl in all boy school chimpanzee the real world (verse) versus battles
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  9. H3110l12345I20

    School Boy fights a bird 2.0 (Marsh vs Emu)

    Continuing from this thread. Marshmellows with strange-tasting chicken sounds egg-cellent! Speed is equal. Birdie: 4+1? (AThe1412?, Javenplayz253, LeoEpicGamer8910, MintyBoi1, me) Boi: Incon: This match is a part of the "A Girl in All Boy School Gacha Life Cringe Tournament!"!
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    • a girl in all boy school the real world (verse) tournament versus threads
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  10. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) King of the schoot fights a bunch of monke 2.0 (Marsh vs 3 Chimpanzees)

    Continuing from this thread. Marshmellows sound sweet and tasty Speed is equal. Battle takes place in Marsh's school. 4 no, 3 chimps are trying to take down Marsh. Marshy: Monke: 4 (Rayfire, HonestlyBored24, H3110l12345I20, Witchakorn) Marshmonkesandvich (incon): This match is a part of...
  11. Hortonhearsahoot

    CRT: Regen buff for sea star species and some new abilities (Real World)

    Real World pages with an animal in the Asteroidea Class should likely gain Body Control due to sources of them expanding their stomachs out of their mouth to eat prey. It should be described on the page for certain species such as the Common Starfish (source here) that they have high-mid regen...
  12. Peppersalt43

    Monsters in the sewers (Hanged Scratcher vs American Alligator)

    The Gator : 7 The Scratcher : 0 Incon : 0 Female Alligator used Speed equalized Fight takes place in a sewer, 20 meters apart with no line of sight
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    • american alligator hanged scratcher silent hill (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Hortonhearsahoot

    Obese kermit vs. Fast Bird (American Bullfrog vs. Greater Roadrunner) 0-0-0

    Starting distance is 3 feet Location: Patch of land adjacent to a shallow pond SBA otherwise American Bullfrog: Greater Roadrunner:
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    • american bullfrog animals greater road runner real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Hortonhearsahoot

    Star-nosed Mole vs Praying Mantis (CONCLUDED)

    Starting distance is 1.5 feet Battle Location: Typical backyard Neither are aggressive to each other during the beginning, and the Star-nosed mole isn't aware of the mantis yet. SBA otherwise Resetti: 7 (Hortonhearsahoot, Arceus0x, XSOULOFCINDERX, Dinamic8000, Epiccheev, JustANormalLemon...
  15. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) CH fights a bunch of monkes (Composite Human (Real World) vs 4 Chimpanzees)

    Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. 4 chimps try to attack CH, but they all start at least 10 m away from CH. Speed is equal and there's no preparation time for both opponents Best Human: 7 (SatellaTheWoE, MaybeWantsToEdit/G-Toasty, Mariogoods, Undylan...
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    • chimpanzee composite human (real world) monke the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  16. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED (0-3-0)) Waltuh White fights a flock of Turkeys (Walter White vs Common Turkey)

    Yes. Conditions: 4 bloodlusted Turkeys try to kill Mister White. Speed is equalized. SBA conditions in other conditions unspecified. Gobble gobble! Happy 2 month late thanksgiving!: I did not sign up for the drug trade to fight a bunch of Turkeys: 4 (Me, JustANormalLemon, noninho...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • breaking bad common turkey the real world (verse) vs threads walter white
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. H3110l12345I20

    Light fights a dinosaur (Light Yagami vs Protoceratops)

    Conditions: Speed equalized, Light has 1 min of prep. Light is the light of L lol: 1 Everybody do the dinosaur!: 1 Dinosaurs aren't human! The death note is useless! (Incon):
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    • death note (verse) light yagami protoceratops the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. ThePrimalHunter

    A Teenager vs A Danger Doggo (Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena) (GRACE)

    It's 4 A.M for me rn and I'm too tired to think of a creative story, so feel free to make up your own Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena Ground Rules: Fight takes place in a safari Oscar is bare-handed Oscar's 1st key is used The Striped Hyena is 10-B Speed Unequal (Peak Human Speed Oscar is used)...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • not a kind world oscar qualls striped hyena that one classmate the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  19. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) The Human Race fights some random person that also has it's stuff (The Human Race (The Real World) vs Composite Human)

    Conditions: " Who would win? CH with 20 years of prepare time and blodlusted Or https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Human_Race_(The_Real_World) "-JustANormalLemon. This is a scenario of whether CH could defeat or rule all of humanity. Us: Us, but even cooler: 4 Incon: (This match is a part...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • composite human (real world) the human race (the real world) the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 93
    • Forum: Vs Thread

  20. Vehicles with highest KE ever

    I'm attempting to rank the real world vehicles of all time by their maximum kinetic energy. I have performed some calculations already and this is what I have so far: Gerald R Ford nuclear powered warship: KE = (1/2)(10^8)(15.6)^2 = 1.21 × 10^10 J (large building level, high 8-C) Heaviest oil...
    • Ciarán_5993
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    • car real world rocket ship space probe space shuttle the real world the real world (verse) train vehicles
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: General Discussion
  21. Oiguana2701

    Lizard vs bat thing (The Real World vs Godzilla) 0-1-0

    Iguana vs Dorat So: Both start 3 meters away from eachother. That's it. Mammal(?): 1 Lizard: Incon:
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    • dorat godzilla iguana king ghidora real life the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  22. Energy to destroy great wall of China

    Destroying the great wall of China is (un)surprisingly not a wall level feat. The wall has a mass of 50 million tonnes = 5 × 10^10 kg. It is made of various stones including brick and marble. The density of most stones are about 2200kg/m^3 to 2800kg/m^3 so I assume the average to be about...
    • Ciarán_5993
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    • great wall great wall of china real world the real world the real world (verse) wall level
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: General Discussion

  23. Argentinosaurus incorrect GPE?

    On Argentinosaurus' profile it calculates GPE at 5 MJ assuming centre of gravity is 6.5 metres high. Couldn't it stand up on 2 legs like many images of it depict to get to centre of mass at least 13 metres above ground raising GPE to 10 MJ?
  24. King_Dom470

    Tiger vs T. Rex (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in a cretaceous rainforest SBA for everything else Dinosaurus: Scales to 87009.58 Joules Stuffed Tiger: Scales to 126162.321244 Joules Incon:
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    • calvin and hobbes hobbes (calvin and hobbes) the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. JustANormalLemon

    Vermin Kings (Real World) (RAT vs 100 Cockroachs)(0-1-0)

    NORWAY (BROWN) RAT vs 100 COCKROACHES Rules: Battle takes place in a island of trash with a radius of 10 meters floating on sewer water The Roaches start hidden and around the Rat 1 meter away Both are Bloodlusted Biggest Norway rat used Averge size Roaches used Friendly Fire off The RAT...
  26. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • emperor penguin (learn to fly) mr. burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. H3110l12345I20

    Chicken man fights a savage birdie (Gustavo Fring vs Cassowary)

    I'm dying to post this thread lol. I wonder why Gus hasn't had a match up, considering that he's a notable character in the BB verse. Conditions: Speed Equalized; Gus has 2 mins of prep, box cutter, and knowledge on how to restrain a Cassowary. Both opponents start 6 m away from each other...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • breaking bad cassowary gustavo fring the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. King_Dom470

    Caveman fights a dinosaur (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Fight takes place in a forest tundra Herrerasaurus has it's peak human lifting strength Neanderthal has a spear SBA for everything else Caveman: (AThe1412, MarkGoldbridge, BrackishBrineBroth, ThePrimalHunter, Peppersalt43, King_Dom470, Mariogoods, JustANormalLemon) Dinosaur...
    • King_Dom470
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    • herrerasaurus neanderthal the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) An overrated dinosaur fights a dog 7-0-0

    Two rules: Start 5 meters away from eachother Human level coyote is used Okay, so according to the page, coyotes would have a KE of 'Street level', with no specific value, so, using the 13 kg weight said, and the speed on the page, we get 2401.8342672896 J. Same thing for velociraptor. Using...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • coyote dinosaurs the real world the real world (verse) velociraptor versus thread
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. Peppersalt43

    A chicken meets its creation (Chicken vs Bucky)

    Chicken Devil : 0 Chicken : 7 Incon : 0 A hen is used as a rooster would actually stomp Surprised this hasn't been done yet. In fact I'm surprised nobody has used Bucky for a VS thread before
    • Peppersalt43
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    • bucky (chainsaw man) chainsaw man chicken the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. JustANormalLemon

    Blue carrot vs Pink salamander (GRACE)

    Simple battle simple introduction BLUE PIKIMIN vs AXOLOTL Rules: Battle takes place underwater on a axolotl lake There is 1 blue pikimin they start 30 cm from one another Speed will only be equalized if needed(It wasn't equalized) Info for the fight: While the Blue Pikimin have the AP...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • axolotl blue pikmin pikmin pikmin (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. Oiguana2701

    Reptile fights group of wha- I mean dolphins (0-2-0)

    Been wanting to do something with the Liopleurodon for a long time. Liopleurodon (Walking with...) vs Orcas Rules: There are 4 orcas and a single Liopleurodon All are bloodlusted Fight takes place on the seas appeared on the episode Cruel Seas SBA for everything else Both are 9-B...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • liopleurodon (walking with...) orca the real world the real world (verse) verse thread walking with...
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. H3110l12345I20

    Why do we give fragmentation energy durability to real life objects and vehicles?

    I know that the real world has real physics, the same can be said about the guns' bullets. But vehicles like the Iowa-Class Battleship's armor is designed for guns weaker than 9-A ones & their hull is built to absorb 8-B explosions. I get that the Iowa-class's armor is Large Building level to...
  34. H3110l12345I20

    Peak Human to Subsonic speed IRL Sledgehammer!?

    I was doing a sledgehammer striking strength & composite human durability calculation & decided that I should check the validity of my values by making sure the speeds don't potentially go over 4 m/s. Calc stacking isn't a thing in real life, but apparently I managed to get velocity values...

  35. Weakest character that can solo the most wanked (outside this wiki) verse of all time

    And that verse is...........obviously The Real World....like...it's not even close The goal is to find the "law of minimal stomp" (not necessarly the lowest AP) and I'd love to see arguments detailing what would happen. RULES Can be a character or just a set of powers and abilities of custom...
    • Carfusso
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    • fun and games the real world (verse) the weakest character in all of fiction
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  36. Oiguana2701

    (Added) Dead amphibian vs Literal child predator 0-7-0

    Ichthyostega Vs American Pit Bull Speed is equalized Ichthyostega is 10-B, Human Level, not Kinetic Energy scaling Pit Bull is the same Ichthyostega is bloodlusted Pit Bull Has prior knowledge Battle takes place on an open field with a deep lake in it Early amphibian I somehow squished into my...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • american pitbull ichthyostega the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Oiguana2701

    Shrimp vs scorpion, but they're both dead

    Anomalocaris vs Eurypterus Both 10-C, Below Average Human Level Both from The Real World The Eurypterus is the 130 cm one Speed is equalized Both don't know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, tell me Anomalocaris: Eurypterus:
    • Oiguana2701
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    • anomalocaris eurypterus the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
    • Oiguana2701
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    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Waltuh Mistuh White fights a doggy (Walter White vs Husky)

    Doggy is bloodlusted, speed is equal, & Walt is 10-A while the doggy is 10-B. SBA otherwise in other unspecified conditions. ']states that Waltuh isn't the type of person to go into fights that could be avoided. He usually loses in close hand-to-hand combat fights & his go-to method of killing...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad husky the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. JustANormalLemon

    What is the stronghest character on your favorite verse that a billion lions could defeat?

    Completly based on this thread I raise you a question, what is the stronghest character from your favorite verse that would lose in a fight against one billion lions in a infinity savana that only them and the lions are in(Plants are present trough) To spice things up, I will give 5 cenarios...
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