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the real world (verse)

  1. King_Dom470

    Caveman fights a dinosaur (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Fight takes place in a forest tundra Herrerasaurus has it's peak human lifting strength Neanderthal has a spear SBA for everything else Caveman: (AThe1412, MarkGoldbridge, BrackishBrineBroth, ThePrimalHunter, Peppersalt43, King_Dom470, Mariogoods, JustANormalLemon) Dinosaur...
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    • herrerasaurus neanderthal the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) An overrated dinosaur fights a dog 7-0-0

    Two rules: Start 5 meters away from eachother Human level coyote is used Okay, so according to the page, coyotes would have a KE of 'Street level', with no specific value, so, using the 13 kg weight said, and the speed on the page, we get 2401.8342672896 J. Same thing for velociraptor. Using...
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    • coyote dinosaurs the real world the real world (verse) velociraptor versus thread
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Peppersalt43

    A chicken meets its creation (Chicken vs Bucky)

    Chicken Devil : 0 Chicken : 7 Incon : 0 A hen is used as a rooster would actually stomp Surprised this hasn't been done yet. In fact I'm surprised nobody has used Bucky for a VS thread before
    • Peppersalt43
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    • bucky (chainsaw man) chainsaw man chicken the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. JustANormalLemon

    Blue carrot vs Pink salamander (GRACE)

    Simple battle simple introduction BLUE PIKIMIN vs AXOLOTL Rules: Battle takes place underwater on a axolotl lake There is 1 blue pikimin they start 30 cm from one another Speed will only be equalized if needed(It wasn't equalized) Info for the fight: While the Blue Pikimin have the AP...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • axolotl blue pikmin pikmin pikmin (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Oiguana2701

    Reptile fights group of wha- I mean dolphins (0-2-0)

    Been wanting to do something with the Liopleurodon for a long time. Liopleurodon (Walking with...) vs Orcas Rules: There are 4 orcas and a single Liopleurodon All are bloodlusted Fight takes place on the seas appeared on the episode Cruel Seas SBA for everything else Both are 9-B...
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    • liopleurodon (walking with...) orca the real world the real world (verse) verse thread walking with...
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. H3110l12345I20

    Why do we give fragmentation energy durability to real life objects and vehicles?

    I know that the real world has real physics, the same can be said about the guns' bullets. But vehicles like the Iowa-Class Battleship's armor is designed for guns weaker than 9-A ones & their hull is built to absorb 8-B explosions. I get that the Iowa-class's armor is Large Building level to...
  7. H3110l12345I20

    Peak Human to Subsonic speed IRL Sledgehammer!?

    I was doing a sledgehammer striking strength & composite human durability calculation & decided that I should check the validity of my values by making sure the speeds don't potentially go over 4 m/s. Calc stacking isn't a thing in real life, but apparently I managed to get velocity values...

  8. Weakest character that can solo the most wanked (outside this wiki) verse of all time

    And that verse is...........obviously The Real World....like...it's not even close The goal is to find the "law of minimal stomp" (not necessarly the lowest AP) and I'd love to see arguments detailing what would happen. RULES Can be a character or just a set of powers and abilities of custom...
    • Carfusso
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    • fun and games the real world (verse) the weakest character in all of fiction
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  9. Oiguana2701

    (Added) Dead amphibian vs Literal child predator 0-7-0

    Ichthyostega Vs American Pit Bull Speed is equalized Ichthyostega is 10-B, Human Level, not Kinetic Energy scaling Pit Bull is the same Ichthyostega is bloodlusted Pit Bull Has prior knowledge Battle takes place on an open field with a deep lake in it Early amphibian I somehow squished into my...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • american pitbull ichthyostega the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. Oiguana2701

    Shrimp vs scorpion, but they're both dead

    Anomalocaris vs Eurypterus Both 10-C, Below Average Human Level Both from The Real World The Eurypterus is the 130 cm one Speed is equalized Both don't know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, tell me Anomalocaris: Eurypterus:
    • Oiguana2701
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    • anomalocaris eurypterus the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
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    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Waltuh Mistuh White fights a doggy (Walter White vs Husky)

    Doggy is bloodlusted, speed is equal, & Walt is 10-A while the doggy is 10-B. SBA otherwise in other unspecified conditions. ']states that Waltuh isn't the type of person to go into fights that could be avoided. He usually loses in close hand-to-hand combat fights & his go-to method of killing...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad husky the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. JustANormalLemon

    What is the stronghest character on your favorite verse that a billion lions could defeat?

    Completly based on this thread I raise you a question, what is the stronghest character from your favorite verse that would lose in a fight against one billion lions in a infinity savana that only them and the lions are in(Plants are present trough) To spice things up, I will give 5 cenarios...
  14. JustANormalLemon

    Illnesses tournament Round 7. The Nano-Virus vs Brain Eating Amoeba(STOMP)

    The seventh battle of the most sick tournament ever, for this round we have A virus made by humans that was their downfall vs one of the most cursed ideas the real world has as true NANO-VIRUS vs BRAIN EATING AMOEBA Battle takes place inside me, JustANormalLemon... what makes It kinda worst...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • brain eating amoeba naegleria fowleri nano-virus (plague inc.) plague inc. the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. JustANormalLemon

    Illnesses tournament Round 5. The Player(Agar.io) vs Ebola Virus (STOMP)

    The fifith battle of the most sick tournament ever, for this round we have A single bacteria know to become the most powerfull one in their verse vs a extreme dangerous illnesses that killed a bunch of people in real life THE PLAYER(AGAR.IO) vs EBOLA VIRUS Battle takes place inside The...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • agar.io ebola virus the player (agar.io) the real world the real world (verse) tournament
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. ThePrimalHunter

    Slenderman Fights A Flippin' Dinosaur (Slenderman vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (GRACE)

    Slender Man (Jeff vs Slenderman) vs Tyrannosaurus Rex (The Real World) Ground Rules: Speed is Unequal Fight takes place in Slenderman's Woods Both start 5m away from each other Slenderman is 84,950.538 Joules T-Rex is 87,009.58 Joules T-Rex has a 1.02x AP advantage Who Wins? Kills Edgy...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • creepypasta real world slender man slender man (jeff vs slenderman) the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  17. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. DeltaStriker22

    Who's the alpha T-Rex?

    Kiyotaka Ayanokōji vs Tyrannosaurus Rex Rules: Speed equalised. Ayanokōji ANHS key No prep time. Ayanokōji is in character but willing to go all out. Ayanokōji AP: 128 Kilojoules T-Rex AP: 87 Kilojoules, higher via piercing damage. Ayanokōji’s Advantages: AP advantage. Massive intelligence...
    • DeltaStriker22
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    • ayanokouji kiyotaka classroom of the elite the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex youkoso jitsuryoku shijou shugi no kyoushitsu e
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. ThePrimalHunter

    A Group of Geniuses Play Among Us

    I've wanted to do this for a while, but have never gotten to it. And now that Among Us is pretty much dead now, it's the perfect time to do this Pretty much, a group of geniuses decide to hop onto a discord call and play a game of Among Us together. How does the game play out? Ground Rules...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • among us batman (post-crisis) connor (detroit: become human) l (death note) light yagami phoenix wright sherlock holmes (bbc) the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  21. H3110l12345I20

    Walt fights a monke (Walter White vs Chimpanzee (Real World))

    Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 in his pocket. SBA otherwise & fight starts in melee range. Walt is 10-A & the monke is 10-B. Monke: 2 WALT.: 7 Incon:
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    • #walter white breaking bad chimpanzee real life the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 103
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. ThePrimalHunter

    Leatherface fights a Gorilla (Texas Chainsaw Massacre vs The Real World) (1-0-0)

    Leatherface fights a gorilla. This should be fun Ground Rules: OG Timeline Leatherface is Used Both are 9-C Leatherface has his chainsaw and a hammer They both start 8 meters away Speed is Equalized Fight takes place in a gorilla's enclosure at a zoo Who Wins? Leatherface: 1 (Dinamic8000)...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • gorilla leatherface leatherface (original timeline) texas chainsaw massacre the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. H3110l12345I20

    Walter White fights a T. Rex! (Walter White vs Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World))

    Yes. This is happening. Conditions: Setting Fight takes place in a rural forest on a rural road since T. Rexes lived in these types of environments. Opponents Walter knows that he's going to fight a T. Rex in an hour but doesn't have prior knowledge of his opponent or his explosives. He also...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • breaking bad the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex (real world) walter white
    • Replies: 189
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human CRT but it's 2023

    After discussion from this Vs thread, DarlingAurora & I decided that it's time we decided to fix this page even after 4 years of it's deletion on VSBW. Credits to @Elizhaa & @0A-0-0-14 for archiving & saving the original CH profile! [/SPOILER] DarlingAurora: They're coming soon, I'll message...
  25. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Chimp vs Cheetah

    Conditions: SBA, a western Chimp that weighs 47 kg & is equal to the weight of a Cheetah. Chimp has the first grapple on the Cheetah. Cheetah: 8, (DarlingAurora, Noneless21, Jackythejack, Artorimachi_Meteoraft, Peppersalt43, TheKillerYT, RanaProGamer, Doggo) Chimp: 0, () Incon: 0, () I...
  26. Zamasu_Chan

    How do I calculate the strength behind swinging weapons?

    Like the title says. How can I calculate someone's physical AP depending on the weapon they're using? For example, melee weapons. They all have 9-C ratings and cause more damage compared to a normal punch. So is there a way so caluculate the strength behind the swing depending on the weapon? I...
  27. H3110l12345I20

    Salt croc vs Tiger Shark

    SBA, shark is 15% heavier than the croc. Fight is in a river channel of a depth of at least 900 m. Speed is equalized. Tiger Shark: Salt Water: Incon:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • saltwater crocodile the real world the real world (verse) tiger shark (real world)
    • Replies: 88
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. KingKenjo

    Mesmer vs Great White Shark (3 votes till Grace)

    Basically what it seems. Can a Mesmer take on a big boy shark? Let's find out. Speed equal. Battle takes place in 4546B's Kelp Forest biome. Earth's Perfect Killing Machine: 0 One Hypno Boi: 4 (TRAE_is_arceus, XSOULOFCINDERX, AceOfSpaces3709, H3110l12345I20) Oh god they're teaming up run: 0
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    • great white shark mesmer subnautica the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. H3110l12345I20

    Lee fights a bear (Lee Everett vs Grizzly Bear)

    SBA, Lee lands the first attack on the bear. Speed is equal. Lee beats up a fat boi: 1 (RanaProGamer, ) Incon: Bear yeets Lee's skull to egypt: 2 (Darkvie123, MaybeWantsToEdit, )
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    • grizzly bear lee everett (the walking dead) the real world the real world (verse) the walking dead
    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Markus once again fights another opponent. A T-Rex (ONE VOTE LEFT)

    A wild t-Rex appears while Markus is walking in an open forest. Can he survive T-rex: (@Udlmaster, @RandomGuy2345, @DemonicDude), @Popted2, @Peppersalt43, @Bernkastelll, @Pokemonfan807) 7 votes Markus incon rules: speed equalized bloodlusted t-Rex Markus has knowledge and is given 15...
    • Artorimachi_Meteoraft
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    • markus (hunter the parenting) the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex (real world) world of darkness
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. H3110l12345I20

    Real Life Big Animals CRT

    Hmmm... my research on human durability feats & antifeats, along with many other acts has led me to these valuable sources that I deem notable & deserving to go into a CRT: [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER]
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • blue whale domestic pig elephant grizzly bear hippopotamus orca polar bear the real world the real world (verse) tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 1,116
    • Forum: Content Revision
  32. Peppersalt43

    Underwater Ambush (Specimen 13 vs Anaconda)

    The Siren : 0 The Constrictor : 7 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Fight takes place in a brackish lake, 20 meters apart with no LoS
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    • anaconda specimen 13 spooky's jump scare mansion the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 2

    One of The Biggest Slugs : 7 One of the Biggest Insects : 0 Incon : 0 10-C versions used Fight takes place at the bottom of a tree, 2 centimetres apart
    • Peppersalt43
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    • banana slug the real world the real world (verse) titan beetle
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Peppersalt43

    Subnautica vs IRL Creatures Part 4

    Water Fish : 0 Terror of the deep : 7 Incon : 0 Fight takes place in the lost river, 10 centimeters apart Female Anglerfish used and Bladderfish is bloodlusted Speed equalized 10-C versions used It's been a while but it's about time I continue this series
    • Peppersalt43
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    • humpback anglerfish lava larva subnautica the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 1

    Blue Glaucus : 0 Giant Water Bug : 0 Incon : 7 Fight takes place in a brackish swamp, 2 centimetres apart
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    • blue glaucus giant water bug the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. Why

    Old Yellowman fights an angry white hornet

    Bald-Faced Hornet VS. Mr. Burns. Yep, another Burns vs. Small insect battle. Both are 10-C Speed Equalized. Voting ends February 10th Explain how they win when your voting Burns does not have his gun Who wins? Burns: BFH:
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    • bald-faced hornet mr.burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. DaReaperMan

    Woody finds a bat-shit insane animal

    Speed equal Woody is in first key Start 10 meters away in Andy's room Woody has 1 day of prep time Woody: 0 A god damn Honey Badger: 0 Incon: 0
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    • honey badger the real world (verse) toy story woody (toy story)
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. DaReaperMan

    Thorkell decides to hunt a HUGE crocodile

    Thorkell is currently bored, but hears of a massive crocodile about 39 feet long, and decides to go hunt it Speed Equal Both 9-B Start 5 meters away, while being 5 meters away from a lake DEATH ROLL: 0 Thorkell: 0 they both kill eachother: 1
  39. SpiteBattles

    Taiga Aisaka vs a Chimpanzee

    While in Ohashi High,a ******* wild Chimpanzee enters school perimeters. Now it’s up to Taiga to fight the Chimp since the Teachers were too [P U S S Y] •Both 10A (restricting bokken for now just cause of simplicity) •Speed equal •Both 10 meters apart •Taiga is in-character,Chimpanzee is...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • chimpanzee taiga aisaka the real world the real world (verse) tier 10 tier 9 vsbattles
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. Coolboy6

    Sonic vs Thanos except it’s not what you think it is

    Both 9-B, speed equalized Hedgehog: Dino: Sonic scales to 71 kilojoules while holding back Thanos scales to 88 kilojoules
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    • sonic the hedgehog thanos simonattoi the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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