A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

[H3110l12345I20]

(Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols))

ANYWAYS...

Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified.

Walt abuses another animal that's actually really cute LOL: 1

A cute farm animal that loves to eat bacon:

Incon: 1

Actually a stomp currently due to this. Currently changing the match.

 

[H3110l12345I20]

As a quick question, should I bloodlust the big, or is this match up fair currently?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

As a quick question, should I bloodlust the big, or is this match up fair currently?

I'm almost sure the pig natural fat will make the knife do less critical damage, I don't think so

another thing, I don't think the pug can have tusks

About the fight, this one the combination of all colors at high speed should have better cahnces, hitting a good spot in the had or in the stomach should give him the win, the problem will really be hitting, the boar weak spots will be low to the ground and to hit them walt will put him self in a unfavorable position

isn't like the pig has good ways to damage, bite and charging will do massive damage trough, standard battle assumption gives them a distance of 5 meters? walt should be able to dodge the charges, but eventually they will need to get into each other to do damage

I can see walt tring to sit into the pig back and start to atack him with the knife in one hand while holding him self, I will give him the win in this cenario

If Walt go for a more standard knife fight hee will probable get biten, trowed into the floor and stomped(the same if he is not able to go over the pig)

I will go.... incon, I can see the battle going eitheir way depending on minimun things depending only if the pig can or can not trow walt into the ground

walt inteligence makes this almost a dice roll as I can see this going eitheri way

VOTING INCON

 

[BigSmoke4269]

bro wtf is walter gonna do, pig just charges at him and he gets impaled

 

[JustANormalLemon]

bro wtf is walter gonna do, pig just charges at him and he gets impaled

Dodge?

 

[BigSmoke4269]

pig turns gg

also a knife won’t help him, using it would only get the pig pissed off and give it an opening to attack

 

[H3110l12345I20]

Should I take away the piggy's tusks?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Should I take away the piggy's tusks?

The pig don't even has natural weponary in the profile

pig turns gg

Walt jumps over

 

[BigSmoke4269]

i don’t think walter has ever been shown to have the capability of jumping over a pig

 

[H3110l12345I20]

The pig don't even has natural weponary in the profile

It should since it's noted to have tusks & bite thing in the piercing damage section. However, I'm in an IRL animals CRT right now so I'll fix that in a couple of days.

Edit: I removed the pig's tusks.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

i don’t think walter has ever been shown to have the capability of jumping over a pig

There's anything saying he shouldn't be able to?

It should since it's noted to have tusks & bite thing in the piercing damage section. However, I'm in an IRL animals CRT right now so I'll fix that in a couple of days.

Edit: I removed the pig's tusks.

Oh, okay

 

[H3110l12345I20]

There's anything saying he shouldn't be able to?

Jump height of a normal person results vary on calculation method, but a high-end out of all the results is 0.467 m. An SBA Pig is 97 cm tall, no way Walt's jumping over one unless he's under intense amounts of adrenaline over a 51 cm tall pig.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Jump height of a normal person results vary on calculation method, but a high-end out of all the results is 0.467 m. An SBA Pig is 97 cm tall, no way Walt's jumping over one unless he's under intense amounts of adrenaline over a 51 cm tall pig.

put his hand on the pig back and trow him self over

 

[H3110l12345I20]

I'm mean, a barnyard animal like a pig doesn't have too much combat exp & is traditionally not that aggressive. Under SBA, LS & size will matter here.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

I'm mean, a barnyard animal like a pig doesn't have too much combat exp & is traditionally not that aggressive, but under SBA, LS & size will matter here.

Walt wincon is dodge the pig until beingh able to do this to start stabing the pig

 

[BigSmoke4269]

that guy could only do that by sneaking up on the pig. waltuh is already in a direct confrontation with the pig so he will have a hard time doing that

 

[JustANormalLemon]

that guy could only do that by sneaking up on the pig. waltuh is already in a direct confrontation with the pig so he will have a hard time doing that

He is smart, the pig main method of atack will be charging, dodge the beast untill he can make It hit him self in a tree or a rock or even fall in a lake, he also can do this to dodge the pig

basically, make the pig "stum' It self by charging in something that would be bad and use It to go into It back

 

[H3110l12345I20]

He is smart, the pig main method of atack will be charging, dodge the beast untill he can make It hit him self in a tree or a rock or even fall in a lake, he also can do this to dodge the pig

basically, make the pig "stum' It self by charging in something that would be bad and use It to go into It back

I mean, under SBA, this match will take place in Central Park. & I'm sure that area has plenty of stuff for Walt in order for him to do that.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

I mean, under SBA, this match will take place in Central Park. & I'm sure that area has plenty of stuff for Walt in order for him to do that.

exactly what I meant

 

[BigSmoke4269]

He is smart

walter is smart in that he can calculate in his head, negotiate deals, and make extremely high quality meth through his knowledge of chemistry. as for his street smarts, walter picked up and carried a heavy barrel of methylamine instead of rolling it.

 

[H3110l12345I20]

exactly what I meant

So... is this match still an incon? The pig doesn't have tusks & your previous arguments here still line up since they assume that the pig doesn't have tusks.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

So... is this match still an incon? The pig doesn't have tusks & your previous arguments here still line up since they assume that the pig doesn't have tusks.

yes, sinse...

as for his street smarts, walter picked up and carried a heavy barrel of methylamine instead of rolling it.

he will willprobable dodge the pig untill he is hitted or do that thing by acident

 

[BigSmoke4269]

walter will tire out first. the pig won’t just randomly crash into walls and a knife isn’t gonna be enough unless walter manages to slit its throat somehow.

 

[H3110l12345I20]

walter will tire out first. the pig won’t just randomly crash into walls and a knife isn’t gonna be enough unless walter manages to slit its throat somehow.

Walt will tire out first, but I agree with the pig. Pigs do have high animalistic intelligence like a dog, dolphin or chimp. The pig isn't bloodlusted & it's not stupid. It knows that "man with knife = danger."

& plus, the pig has plenty of soft tissue to cut. A knife is capable of cutting through pig skin too.

So... pig wins? Walt's wincon here is to cut something vital that's vulnerable to attack, right?

 

[BigSmoke4269]

& plus, the pig has plenty of soft tissue to cut. A knife is capable of cutting through pig skin too.

cutting through skin won’t do much unless he actually hits its vitals

So... pig wins? Walt's wincon here is to cut something vital that's vulnerable to attack, right?

yeah but none of pig’s vitals are gonna be vulnerable, walter can’t go up close without getting instantly mauled

 

[JustANormalLemon]

I still would go with incon

 

[H3110l12345I20]

TBH, Walt can technically shank the pig's lungs from shanking it well from the side.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

It can also use the pig charge against It self making It charge into the knife

 

[BigSmoke4269]

this is so stupid

 

[BigSmoke4269]

can you even give walter a knife? it’s nowhere on his profile

 

[ShionAH]

wtf is this

 

[H3110l12345I20]

this is so stupid

I mean, we just did a match up with Walt fighting a monke that has the mentality of a 10 year old. Lol.

can you even give walter a knife? it’s nowhere on his profile

That's a good question. The rules on-site don't say much about if you can give an IRL weapon that's not on their profile. I'll ask it in a questions & answers thread.

If all else fails, this match would be just for fun & not be added anyways lol. I gave Walt a knife to compensate against the weight advantage the pig would have. We can always go to the Walt v. Cougar match & then give Walt an environment where he can use rocks as a weapon.

Oh. I just have an idea! We can always reduce the pig's weight to 140 kg, they seem to be athletic human in LS there if Walt can't have his knife.

wtf is this

We're making a kingpin with a knife fight a 300 kg pig.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Oh, no. we can't give a knife to a character that never used It, the only thing we can do at best is give weapons to a character if they "should be able to use" in cannon, like a hive mind that posses earth should be able to have any weapon the human kind ever had

but if walt never fought with a knife I don't think It can be added

 

[H3110l12345I20]

Oh, no. we can't give a knife to a character that never used It, the only thing we can do at best is give weapons to a character if they "should be able to use" in cannon, like a hive mind that posses earth should be able to have any weapon the human kind ever had

but if walt never fought with a knife I don't think It can be added

So we should set the match with an unarmed Walt against a 140 kg pig in that case?

By example of the Chimp v. Walt thread, a 140 kg pig is more manageable to Walt.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

So we should set the match with an unarmed Walt against a 140 kg pig in that case?

By example of the Chimp v. Walt thread, a 140 kg pig is more manageable to Walt.

Or give walt a gun in his pocket or the Makeshift Fly Swatter

 

[BigSmoke4269]

give him the makeshift fly swatter

 

[H3110l12345I20]

Or give walt a gun in his pocket or the Makeshift Fly Swatter

give him the makeshift fly swatter

TBH, a repeat of the Walt v. Chimp thread seems unoriginal. & plus, how is his flyswatter going to help here? As far as I know, pigs seems to be more concerned about Predator Canines than savage dudes with a homemade flyswatter. Is it going to even scare a pig that has a motive to kill Walt?

140 kg pig seems more manageable & less stompy, I'll reduce the pig's weight. I'll wait for the response on the Fly Swatter, seriousness & logic should be prioritized before making funny & unique wins. ngl, this would be unique if your reasons are valid

 

[BigSmoke4269]

walter’s fly swatter isn’t just some floppy plastic paddle you could buy at the dollar store. it’s made out of glass and pipes and other random shit walter found around the lab. it instantly knocked jesse to the ground with a casual swipe, so it could do serious damage to the pig considering that it has the same durability as jesse

you could probably even bring the pig’s weight back up to account for walt’s range advantage

 

[JustANormalLemon]

the only problem of the fly swatter is that It is a blunt weapon and pigs fat give them some resistence to blunt damage

 

[BigSmoke4269]

they’re still baseline 10-A, so a few hard strikes should be enough to harm it