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team fortress

  1. SpiteBattles

    Dedmos (MC) vs Scout (TF2) [0-0-0]

    Somewhere in a 2Fort server… -Both characters are 9-A, Dedmos and Robot War Scout is used -Scout has all equipment that isn’t above 9-A, Magic and Power-ups are restricted -Battle takes place on 2Fort, and both start at the end of the bridge in the middle of the map -Speed equal “The Smoking...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • deimos (madness combat) madness combat team fortress team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Sans2345

    'HEAVY DON'T WANT TO SIGN PETITION FROM TINY BABY MAN!" (Heavy vs Postal Dude) (0-0-0)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heavy https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Postal_Dude Both are 9-A, anything above or below 9-A is restricted. Gravel war heavy is being used and is using his stock loadout. Normal Postal Dude is being used and has his standard equipment. Speed is equalized...
    • Sans2345
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    • heavy postal postal dude team fortress team fortress 2 versus thread
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. HonestlyBored24

    *BZZZZZZT* (The Great Papyrus vs. Heavy Weapons Guy) (0-0-0)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are bloodlusted, and start 10m away. The battle takes place in Snowdin. Gravel War Heavy is being used, and he only has his Stock Weapons. Da Vouts “I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!”: Scales to this; 0.044 Tons of TNT Equivalent Scales...
  4. Armorchompy

    Some haxless 9-B guy fights a planet buster brick (Pyro vs Minotaur)

    Full disclosure, this is more of an experiment than a real VS Match. I've seen people on this website argue that high temperatures ignore durability, almost acting as hax unless someone has feats of withstanding them. Today, I want to push that notion to its logical extreme. Speed is equalized...
    • Armorchompy
    • Thread
    • marvel comics minotaur (marvel comics) pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. SpiteBattles

    Le Scout tries to rizz

    The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse. Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds. Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date Round 2: Post-Expiration Date Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • fun and games fun conversation scout team fortress team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  6. SpiteBattles

    Pyro takes a trip to Camp Crystal Lake

    My second attempt of giving Clone Jason another battle. Hopefully, and maybe, this won’t go wrong. -Speed equal. -Both are 9-A, Robot War Pyro is used. -Pyro has all his weapons/equipment that isn't above 9-A (Canteens/Upgrades are restricted) -Battle takes place in Camp Crystal Lake, and both...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • friday the 13th jason voorhees jason voorhees (clone) pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 vs battle vs battles vsbattles
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Helpless haxless survivors (TFC Civilian vs Undertale Monster kid)

    Both have NOTHING aside from decent AP Monster kid scales to 0.0016 tons of TNT Civilian Scales to 0.0016512881 tons of TNT Battle takes place in Snowden Both have access to their standard arsenal Speed Equalized Civilian:1 (MinecraftHater2011) Monster Kid: Incon: 1 (AThe1412)
  8. Flashlight237

    TF2 Revision: Demoknights

    So currently, we have Demoman as a profile, but nowhere in the profile does it say Demoknight despite the TF2 community and even this website acknowledging the Demoknight as not only canon, but also a legitimate strategy in the game. As such, I designed this CRT to discuss the abilities of and...
  9. CrackerVolley

    "This is Buckets." "Dear God." "There's more." "Noooo." - The Soldier vs Buckets [Completed]

    I guess you could also make a matchup involving Scout with the bucket of chicken line, but we can do that later. Robot War Soldier is being used. Fight begins 10 meters apart in Phoenix (the map, not the city). Buckets has his optional equipment, Soldier has the stock Rocket Launcher, the...
  10. Shmooply

    Versus Saxton Hale Ability Additions (Sylvia the Seal solos your verse)

    THE NAME'S SAXTON HALE. CEO OF MANN CO., AND THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!! TF2's summer update finally dropped, and with it came confirmation that the VSH gamemode is finally becoming canon, which gives Saxton some dead simple abilities. Acrobatics - The most important...
  11. MinecraftHater2011

    "What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?" (Heavy vs. Isaac [TBoI]; FINISHED)

    Would've made this a Heavy vs. Magdalene thread as they both share somewhat similar roles, but I feel like that thread wouldn't get any traction and just die off even faster than this one would. Oh, and uh, enjoy this edit I made ig Rules: Both are 9-A (duh) and have prior knowledge of each...
    • MinecraftHater2011
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    • heavy heavy weapons guy isaac (binding of isaac) team fortress team fortress 2 the binding of isaac
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. koopa3144

    Italian Man vs Russian Mann (Peppino Spaghetti vs Heavy) (5-3-2)

    Fight takes place on the top of the Pizza Tower Speed is equalized Robot War Heavy is being used Heavy has all his equipment except Magic Spells Peppino has his Shotgun Distance is 15 meters SBA for anything else Italian Man: 5 63593084.8 joules AP 539283944 joules Dara Russian Mann: 3...
    • koopa3144
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    • heavy peppino spaghetti pizza tower team fortress
    • Replies: 114
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. JustANormalLemon

    Ka-boooom! vs Maggots! (7-1-0)(grace)

    A in verse fight for the fun with a lot of mobility and explosions!!! DEMOMAN vs SOLDIER Rules: -Battle takes place at Dustbowl -Everything allowed!!!! -Each start in their spawn room (Defense and Aatack) -Soldier ressurection is not combat applicable here(I hope) The Drunk Scottish cyclop...
    • JustANormalLemon
    • Thread
    • demoman (team fortress 2) same verse match soldier(team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. ThePrimalHunter

    A Cannibal Tries To Eat An Android (Painis Cupcake vs Amik) (0-3-0)

    Very brief and poorly written story: Painis Cupcake gets teleported to the somewhat distant future of 2046. While there, he spots man in a suit and tie walking across the street, and figures that he has found his next meal. Meanwhile, Amik was going for an evening stroll, enjoying the nice...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • 2046: prime amik painis cupcake team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 freaksverse
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles

  15. Mustard vs The Pyro (My Hero Academia vs Team Fortress 2)

    Mustard: Pyro: --- R1: Pyro (Gravel War with original and standard equipment) vs. Mustard R2: Pyro (Mann vs. Machine, maxed upgrading stats, 3 self ubercharge canteen cans, equipped with The Phlogistinator, The Third Degree, and The Manmelter.) vs. Mustard.
    • FunbariVoid
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    • boku no hero academia mustard (my hero academia) my hero academia pyro pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Peppersalt43

    Chelshia vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHELSHIA DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM I mean, come on. Her game literally has the word "monster girls" in the name, one of the character's art has them holding a body pillow. This is bound to happen and I'm surprised it took this long Actually, TF2 getting 8-C is pretty...
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • chelshia khimera: destroy all monster girls scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Knifeman29

    One More Mann In The Sky: Soldier vs Homelander (Team Fortress vs The Boys)

    There was a protest against vought going on at vought tower. but suddenly a man dressed in red with a helmet on his head and heavy weapons forced his way through the crowd and began to scream at the tower. he would seem to be calling out The Seven. more specifically, he was calling out...
    • Knifeman29
    • Thread
    • homelander homelander (dynamite entertainment) soldier team fortress the boys
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Peppersalt43

    Marcy Wu vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: MARCY DISCOVERS WHE... YOU KNOW WHAT, NO I have not made a Scout match in a while This may or may not be how I would like to get back to it ● ------------------------------------- ● Everything above 9-B is restricted Gravel War Scout used Speed equalized Place Located in...
  19. Flashlight237

    The Two Biggest Explosion Junkies Are On The Loose! (Megumin (Konosuba) vs Demoman (Team Fortress 2))

    Hopefully this isn't a stomp because really, these two are a serious mixed bag. So let's cut to the chase, alright? Megumin's main deal is explosions, which were clocked in at 30 tons of TNT in the beginning of the series; however, her durability is trash: just one kilojoule. Mike Tyson could...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • akatsukiverse demoman kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo! konosuba megumin team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Peppersalt43

    The detachable hero faces a soldier

    Lizard Girl : 0 Soldier TF2 : 0 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Starting distance is 30 meters Soldier's Rocket Launcher is replaced with the Cow Mangler and his shotgun is replaced with the Righteous Bison
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • lizardy my hero academia setsuna tokage setsuna tokage (lizardy) soldier team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. Peppersalt43

    Rainbow Dash vs Spy

    ALTERNATE TITLE: A SPEEDY ESPIONAGE While I am unable to remake that famed thread, I can still incorporate it back into the spammed character saga and what better way to do it then using the father of the "Milk" Man himself, Spy! And the best part is, Spy would be screwed either way if he gets...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • my little pony rainbow dash (human world) spy team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. Aguywhodoesthings

    Team Fortress General Discussion

    I noticed a lot of calcs for TF2 recently, so i thought it would be a good idea to make a thread to discuss what other feats could be calced, and to prepare a CRT so all the calcs can be included on the profiles Feel free to discuss other stuff about TF2 on here aswell if you like List of calcs...
  23. Crazylatin77

    Pyro vs Black Noir (CONCLUDED)

    Gravel War Pyro vs TV Series Black Noir Speed equalized Any equipment above 9-A is restricted Battle takes place in a military camp, starting distance is 50 meters SBA otherwise Pyro: 8 (Jackythejack, CrackerVolley, Doggo, Artorimachi_Meteoraft, Knifeman29, ShionAH, Dinamic8000...
  24. Peppersalt43

    Chisato Nishikigi vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHISATO NISHIKIGI DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM Kill 2 birds with one stone why don't we? One match for two spammed characters ● ------------------------------------- ● It was another day at Café LycoReco, just serving customers and enjoying life. Before tossed through...
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • chisato nishikigi lycoris recoil scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. koopa3144

    Soldier vs Homer Simpson

    Fight takes place in Springfield Gravel War Soldier is being used Both are 9-A Soldier only has his stock weapons and Homer has his Optional Equipment Soldier: 0 Homer: 0 Incon: 0
  26. Peppersalt43

    The Goddess of the Manifold discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    This is probably gonna be my last thread on the Mad Milk series until the calc issue I'm dealing with is fixed. I don't even care if it's a stomp, I just want to write this down as an end to the first season of this saga The Mistake of Nature in the Manifold Scout awoke in a strange plain. Had...
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • manifold scout team fortress team fortress 2 the goddess of the manifold
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. CowHeadGod

    Burn Baby Burn! ~ Pyro vs Firefly

    Two psychopaths with a flamethrower, what else can you want more or I guess you shouldn't want that at all. SBA Speed Equal 8-C (1 ton AP, 0.07 tons Dura) vs 9-A+ (0.24 tons AP & Dura) Pyro gets his Robot War Key + Other Loadouts Firefly gets his Black & Gold Suit Man in a gas suit: Flying...
    • CowHeadGod
    • Thread
    • dc comics firefly firefly (post-crisis) pyro pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Bruhtelho

    Spy VS Yor Briar: Épine Mercenaries (Grace Period)

    Both at 9-B, Gravel War Spy is used Speed is equalized Fight takes place inside a darkened building Both start 10 meters apart Spy is allowed full Gravel War arsenal except Magic Spells and Power Ups "He could be any one of us.":0 "That's why I won't give up this fight!":8...
    • Bruhtelho
    • Thread
    • spy spy x family team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 yor briar yor forger
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. DaReaperMan

    Team fortress Class AP issues(and Miss Pauling)

    Team fortress... let's begin. Classic Scaling. All sources are from The Naked and the Dead and Old Wounds.(Although the ladder is only for Classic Pyro) Now everyone in Classic scales to the Classic Sniper, who performed the two feats on his profile with his sniper rifle, and ended up getting...
  30. TheGatememer

    TF2's "Optional Equipment" Tabber

    This has bothered me for quite some time now. Some characters like Heavy and Spy have all their Stock, and "optional" equipment in one tabber, while others such as Scout have it in a different tabber. The Stock equipment isn't even their "standard equipment", its just the weapons that the mercs...
  31. Jackythejack

    Heavy (TF2) fights another strong Russian (Oleg Kirrov)

    Heavy basically fights himself it's very funny I swear. Considering Saints Row is now around this tier and Oleg isn't 8-C (rather preposterous that he was in the first place lol), I can make this fight and a few others. Speed is equalized. Fight takes place in Los Santos. Robot Wars heavy is...
    • Jackythejack
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    • heavy oleg kirrlov saints row team fortress team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. DaReaperMan

    Medic and Heavy vs Reinhardt and Mercy

    Speed Equalized Start 10 meters away Heavy and Medic are in first key Battle takes place in the amphitheater on the 6th floor of Nazarick Powered by nothing but craft beer and A yellow beam: 0 Powered by a love of his miniguns and A red beam: 0
    • DaReaperMan
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    • heavy medic (team fortress 2) mercy (overwatch) overwatch reinhardt (overwatch) team fortress
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Peppersalt43

    Long ranged killers against each other (Sniper vs Sid Clouds)

    Tracker Yokai : 7 Professional Killer : 0 Incon : 0 Second key Sniper used Speed equalized Fight takes place in Badlands, 1 meter apart Sniper's loadout is the Shooting Star, Jarate (Jar of urine that causes one's defense to drop), and Bushwaka (A knife that boosts damage against weakened enemies)
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • sid clouds sniper sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 the zashiki warashi of intellectual village
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. TheGatememer

    Small additions for Team Fortress 2

    Heavy should have Danmaku. Heavy's Minigun is capable of firing 10,000 rounds per minute, or around 167 Bullets per second, which far exceeds the 20-24 projectile minimum for Danmaku. This was in an earlier CRT, but I don't feel like necroing it, but I want to finally add Damage Boost to each...
  35. TheGatememer

    7-C/High 7-C for Saxton Hale/Yeti Upgrade

    Saxton Hale was casually able to oneshot the Yeti, which was stated to be so durable that nothing on Earth could kill it, which should at least include the atomic bombs on WWII, which were about 20 Kilotons. In addition, the both the Pomson and Manmelter are said to be capable of...
  36. Peppersalt43

    Scout meets the mother of milk

    Mommy Milkers and T H E F E M A L E : 0 Mistake-a-nature : 7 Incon : 0 9-B versions used Speed equalized Scout has his stock bat and the flying guillotine Starting distance is 10 meters
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • kimiko miyashiro (tv series) mother's milk (tv series) scout team fortress the boys
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Colonel_Krukov

    Captain America (MCU) vs BLU Team (Team Fortress 2)

    *Standard battle assumptions *Speed Equalised *1960's BLU Team *Battle takes place at 2Fort starting at opposite ends *Standard Equipment for both Captain America: 1 (CBslayeR) BLU Team: 7...
    • Colonel_Krukov
    • Thread
    • blu team captain america (marvel cinematic universe) marvel cinematic universe team fortress
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. MinecraftHater2011

    Scout discovers where Mad Milk comes from (0-0-0)

    TF2 Scout's pistol is replaced with the Mad Milk Both are 8 meters apart Other than that, SBA "EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!": "This map ain't big enough for the two of us!": The superior scout (Incon): Story:
  39. Knifeman29

    Demoman vs Junkrat

    Both are 9-A Speed is equal Robot War Demoman with his normal grenade launcher, stickybomb launcher, sword, shield Demoman: Junkrat: DaReaperMan,Weeklybattles,koopa3144,peppersalt43
  40. Peppersalt43

    Twitchers discover where Mad Milk comes from

    Zombie Flash : 7 Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Incon : 0 Twitcher necromorph used (They're 9-B) First key 9-B Scout used 2 Twitchers present Scout's pistol is replaced with Mad Milk and his Bat is replaced with the Three-Rune Sword Fight takes place in the Ishimura's hangar, 20 meters apart Story Below...
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