'HEAVY DON'T WANT TO SIGN PETITION FROM TINY BABY MAN!" (Heavy vs Postal Dude) (0-0-0)

[Sans2345]

Heavy

Some people think they can outsmart me... Maybe, maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.Heavy Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he...

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Postal Dude

I regret nothing.His iconic catchphrase The Postal Dude is the titular anti-hero of the Postal video game series. Tier: 9-A physically, 9-C to 9-A with weapons | 9-A physically, 9-C to 9-A with weapons Key: Normal | Enhanced Mode Name: Postal Dude Jr. Origin: Postal Gender: Male Age: Unknown...

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• Both are 9-A, anything above or below 9-A is restricted.
• Gravel war heavy is being used and is using his stock loadout.
• Normal Postal Dude is being used and has his standard equipment.
• Speed is equalized.
• Battle takes place in the world of postal 2 and both start 10 meters from each other.
• SBA for everything else.

Pootis: 0
I regret nothing: 0
Incon: 0

 

[MinecraftHater2011]

Heavy one-shots (Heavy is 0.086 tons, whereas the Dude is currently only baseline [0.005 tons]), has an enormous skill advantage over his opponent (the Dude afaik only scales to military soldiers at best, which pales in comparison to some of the stuff Heavy scales to), and has a minigun with an RPM of 10000. I feel like you should prob unrestrict the Dude's equipment so he can have even just a little bit of a chance.

 

[Sans2345]

Heavy one-shots (Heavy is 0.086 tons, whereas the Dude is currently only baseline [0.005 tons]), has an enormous skill advantage over his opponent (the Dude afaik only scales to military soldiers at best, which pales in comparison to some of the stuff Heavy scales to), and has a minigun with an RPM of 10000. I feel like you should prob unrestrict the Dude's equipment so he can have even just a little bit of a chance.

noted and changed

 

[Topaz404]

Im pretty sure even with all his stuff, Postal Dude simply cannot resist the literal bullet hell that is coming his way. That minigun revs up pretty damn fast for a minigun of all things, and would be revved up and ready to shoot before Dude can pull out anything substantial

Also
Random Crits (the most balanced thing in TF2 mmmyes)

 

[SpiteBattles]

That minigun revs up pretty damn fast for a minigun of all things, and would be revved up and ready to shoot before Dude can pull out anything substantial

Postal Dude could just use Catnip, since its instant and slows everything around him except himself. If he has the revolver's execution meter filled at any capacity, PD uses the alt fire and it auto-locks on the Heavy's head, and it kills him instantly. If not, PD has a lot of other weapons he can use while the catnip effects are still active

This video, basically:

 

[TheGatememer]

Just saying, but Heavy upscales from Soldier, who took literally no damage from 0.086 tons

 

[Topaz404]

Yeah, Heavy has taken hits, DIRECT hits, by the way, from Rocket Launchers and has survived pretty well.
Also if the Minigun takes too long to rev.....Heavy has a shotgun in his stock loadout im pretty sure

Unless Dude is a sneaky Frenchman or an Australian piss thrower.....ehhhh. I dont see it.

 

[MinecraftHater2011]

Postal Dude could just use Catnip, since its instant and slows everything around him except himself.

Heavy has Subsonic+ reactions and Athletic Human combat and travel speed (the latter speed value of which is what the Dude's own speed values are going to be equalized to in this matchup), meaning he'll likely be able to keep up.

If he has the revolver's execution meter filled at any capacity, PD uses the alt fire and it auto-locks on the Heavy's head, and it kills him instantly.

Not sure if it'd be able to overcome the over 17.2x AP gap though, since it only seems to scale to those on-par or below the Dude.

I don't think the match is a complete stomp, (the Dude could get lucky and choose the W.M.D. over his other weapons to force the Heavy to vomit until he succumbs to the effects), but it's definitely a really decisive win in the Heavy's favor.