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team fortress

  1. MinecraftHater2011

    Scout discovers where Mad Milk comes from (0-0-0)

    TF2 Scout's pistol is replaced with the Mad Milk Both are 8 meters apart Other than that, SBA "EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!": "This map ain't big enough for the two of us!": The superior scout (Incon): Story:
  2. Knifeman29

    Demoman vs Junkrat

    Both are 9-A Speed is equal Robot War Demoman with his normal grenade launcher, stickybomb launcher, sword, shield Demoman: Junkrat: DaReaperMan,Weeklybattles,koopa3144,peppersalt43
  3. Peppersalt43

    Twitchers discover where Mad Milk comes from

    Zombie Flash : 7 Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Incon : 0 Twitcher necromorph used (They're 9-B) First key 9-B Scout used 2 Twitchers present Scout's pistol is replaced with Mad Milk and his Bat is replaced with the Three-Rune Sword Fight takes place in the Ishimura's hangar, 20 meters apart Story Below...
  4. Peppersalt43

    Saxton Hale fights a different Heavy

    Strongest Man in Australia : 0 Inferior Melee Heavy : 0 Incon : 7 Speed equalized 9-A versions used Fight takes place in the Great Sandy Desert, 10 meters apart
  5. TheGatememer

    VS Saxton Hale Mode (Saxton Hale vs BLU Team)

    The BLU Team keeps losing to RED Team, so they go to Mann CO, and ask for better weapons. Saxton Hale agrees, but only if they beat him in a fight. Battle takes place in Lakeside Both start 20 meters away from each other. This is the 1960's BLU Team. BLU Team has 10 secounds of prep. The...
  6. Peppersalt43

    Mettaton discovers where mad milk comes from

    Fabulous Robot : 7 Mistake-a-nature : 0 Incon : 0 Second key Mettaton used First key 9-A Scout used with this calc Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which has been replaced with Mad Milk Fight takes place in Alphys' lab, 10 meters apart Here's a fun fact : In The Undertale TF2 AU known...
  7. Knifeman29

    Heavy vs Bane

    Speed is Equalized Both are 9-B Hand to hand fight Fight takes place in a random Gotham alleyway. Heavy: Farerpurple, Jackythejack, Eseseso, Shmooply, Crackervolley Bane:
    • Knifeman29
    • Thread
    • bane (post-crisis) bane (post-flashpoint) dc comics heavy team fortress team fortress 2 valve
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. Peppersalt43

    Shoguns discover where mad milk comes from

    Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Indistinguishable Japanese Mumbling : 7 Incon : 0 Scout has stock weapons Demoman has a Half-Zatoichi, Tide Turner, and Stock Sticky Bomb Launcher 3 Shoguns are present Fight takes place in the dynasty map, 20 meters apart
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • demoman scout shogun (totally accurate battle simulator) team fortress team fortress 2 totally accurate battle simulator
    • Replies: 87
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. Peppersalt43

    Froppy discovers whe... You know what, no

    Mistake-a-nature : 7 F R O G : 0 Incon : 0 9-A versions used (First key Scout with this calc) Scout only has stock weapons Fight takes place in a school yard, 15 meters apart Story below "Alright everyone, the bell has rung. Everyone can leave" said Mr. Aizawa before pointing at Tsuyu "Except...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • froppy my hero academia scout team fortress team fortress 2 tsuyu asui
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. Peppersalt43

    Wheeler discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    The Interpid Explorer : 0 Mistake-a-nature : 7 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Wheeler has 2 stacks of flint to shoot at her opponent, a football helmet, a spear, and life-giving amulet Scout is restricted to Mad Milk, Flying Guillotine, and Ham Shank 9-B versions used First key Scout used
    • Peppersalt43
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    • don't starve scout team fortress team fortress 2 wheeler (don't starve)
    • Replies: 169
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. ShockingPsychic

    The Spy Vs. The Ghost (TF2 Vs. DBD)

    Both 9-B, first key Spy is used. •Speed is equal. •All standard (but no optional) equipment. •The battle takes place at night. •In-Character (Both are already willing to kill) •SBA otherwise. Ghost Face: Man Killer:
  12. MinecraftHater2011

    Heavy vs Peter Griffin: the re-re-match (Grace)

    Both are 9-A Battle takes place outside of the Simpsons' house Both are a few meters apart Heavy is in his second key, and only has his melee weapons and upgrades/canteens Peter's death powers are restricted, and is unequipped Speed equalized Heavy scales to 0.0658 tons Peter scales to 0.169...
  13. Peppersalt43

    Animated Armor discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Living Armor : 7 Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-nature : 0 Incon : 0 9-B versions used First key Scout and Demoman used 4 Animated Armors are present (Or 3 if it's a stomp for them) Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk Demoman has Eyelander, Charge n' Targe...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • animated armor demoman dungeons and dragons scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Engineer, you bugger get off me cheese!

    The world is in economic decline for mechanics due to rising prices in materials forcing the Engineer and Wallace to be on a budget having to make what they need out of the limited supply of scraps in a junkyard. The Engineer spots Wallace digging through metal "Hey! there ain't enough metal...
  15. MinecraftHater2011

    Soldier vs Doomguy (1-0-0)

    Both are 9-A Battle takes place on the Control Point in Ghost Fort Both are 20 meters apart Soldier is in his Robot War/Australium Chase key, and has all of his upgrades and weapons except his 8-C weapons Doomguy is in his Classic DOOM key, has all of his equipment except the Beserk Sphere, and...
  16. MinecraftHater2011

    Heavy vs Peter Griffin (Grace)

    Hopefully Heavy doesn't get downgraded halfway through like the last time a thread like this was made... Both are 9-A Battle takes place in TF2 Brazil Both are a few meters apart Heavy is in his Gravel War key and his guns are restricted, but he has his melee weapons and lunchbox items Peter's...
  17. Peppersalt43

    Miss Pauling discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Miss Take : 7 Mistake-a-nature : 1 Demoman blows them both up : 0 Scout has all stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk, already usable Fight takes place in Hightower, 10 meters apart Second key scout used 9-B versions used I don't know if this happened before but why...
  18. Knifeman29

    Gmod player vs your favorite character

    Your favorite character fights the Gmod Player Fight takes place at gm construct Round one: The Gmod player with everything in the base game and 1 hour to prepare. every npc he spawns will be willing to work with and help him. Mostly half-life weapons combine and human soldiers. round Two...
    • Knifeman29
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    • composite counter-strike gmod half-life team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 valve
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  19. Peppersalt43

    Green arrow goes to Australia

    A professional : 0 Is comic accurate : 7 Incon : 0 First key 9-B versions for both used Sniper is restricted to Huntsman and Stock Machete Speed equalized Fight takes place in Sydney Opera House, 20 meters apart
    • Peppersalt43
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    • green arrow (smallville) smallville sniper sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Peppersalt43

    2 giant punching robots go at it

    Remember that cursed Star Wars Game : 0 Melee Heavy : 7 Incon : 0 9-A versions used Speed equalized Fight takes place in the first floor of the Geonosian Droid Factory, 5 meters apart
    • Peppersalt43
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    • b2 grapple droid captain punch star wars team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. Peppersalt43

    Rainbow Dash discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    After how terribly the last TF2 vs MLP match went, you'd think I wouldn't try it again... Nah, I'm doing it again. Also there's been a surge of Scout matches and I wanna capitalize on it to keep up the streak. 9-B+ versions used Scout is restricted to Mad Milk and Sandman, both already usable...
    • Peppersalt43
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    • my little pony rainbow dash (human world) scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. TheGatememer

    Spy (Team Fortress 2) vs Big Chungus

    Spy doesn't think Big Chungus is funny. Both start 20 meters away Both are 9-B Spy is in his Gravel War key with all his Equipment including the Saxxy/Golden Pan. No Spells or Power Ups. Speed is Equalized I am now absolutely sure that Big Chungus &^$#ing sucks! (Spy) : 7 That'll hold 'em...
  23. TheGatememer

    Scout (Team Fortress 2) vs Tracer (Overwatch)

    This is now possible since Scout got upgraded. Both are 9-A Scout is in his Gravel War key, and has all his Optional Equipment, except for his vaporizing weapons. No spells, power ups, or upgrades. Both start 20 meters away Speed is equalized Think fast chuckenuts! : 6 Cheers love, the...
  24. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    TF2 Building Level Bot Vaporization

    This would only apply to those who have weapons that can vaporize people and maybe Saxton Hale but anyway about an hour ago I made this calc and it got accepted by Psychomaster35. Just came here to check if there are any problems with this most likely it would be the scaling to hale that causes...
  25. TheGatememer

    Resurrection for TF2's Scout

    In the comics, God revived Scout after he was killed. This should grant Scout Resurrection, but only as a one-time thing. This isn't a dream or whatever, as God straight up says that Scout died, which is also confirmed by the Official TF2 wiki. Not to mention, it being a dream makes absolutely...
  26. Knifeman29

    The Scout and Johnny Cage in: Fortress of Kombat 2 grace

    Scout vs Johnny Cage (scout and spy were sent to infiltrate and steal important Intel from a special forces base.) So what's so important about this secret crap again? I don't know and I don't need to what's important is that we don't get captured. the special forces handle beings far beyond the...
  27. SpiteBattles

    Manjiro Sano vs Scout

    Mikey fights a BONK guy •Both are 9B •Both are in-character but want to win •Scout only has his bat and ONE bottle of Crit-a-Cola(which means no recharge) •Battle takes place in 2Fort and start at the spawn points(Mikey has knowledge of the map) •Speed = Mikey: Jeremy(Scout’s real name):
    • SpiteBattles
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    • manjiro sano team fortress team fortress 2 the scout tokyo revengers vsbattles
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. The_Impress

    Team Fortress 2: Canon Panic

    For the record I have been sorta aware another CRT for TF2 is going on, but it looks like derailed garbage, so I'll just do my revisions separate, it's kinda unrelated anyways. This is a claim I've seen some members repeat which got me thinking, TF2, the game, has been stated to be a...
  29. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Team/Freak Fortress 2 discussion thread

    A discussion thread for team fortress 2 as well as the freaks from it like painis cupcake, demopan, christian brutal sniper, etc. anyway what's your favorite thing in team fortress 2 and has anyone heard of the tf2 freaks?
  30. Popted2

    Combat Agent 6 VS Scout STOMP

    9-B versions are used Six can use the Restraints released Place: the factory of Robocop Speed equalized https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Combat_Agent_Six : https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Scout#Base :
    • Popted2
    • Thread
    • combat agent 6 sentouin hakenshimasu! team fortress the scout
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. DaReaperMan

    TF2 Spy range revision

    So Spy. "Extended melee range with Knives, several meters with firearms" A knife is not extended melee by the range if I recall. And Spy has a Revolver in his selection of fire arms. Revolvers at the low end have 100 meters effective range. So yeah. Quick, easy, and a fix that should have...
  32. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    America Match: Soldier VS Tank Dempsey

    Soldier (Team Fortress 2) VS Tank Dempsey (Call of Duty: Zombies) Both are 9-B. Both have all of their equipment up to 9-B. Ultimis Dempsey is used here. Speed is equalized Fight music: The true American national anthem Soldier: Tank Dempsey: Inconclusive:
  33. The_Impress

    Real American Heroes: Captain America vs. TF2 Soldier (7-0-0)

    Captain America (Golden Age) vs. Soldier (TF2) Stock arsenal for Soldier used, battle takes place in an abandoned german amry outpost. Speed Equalized, and the starting range is 10 meters Soldier scales to 0.001 tons while Captain America scales to 0.0007 tons
    • The_Impress
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    • captain america (golden age) marvel comics soldier team fortress
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. DragonLord

    Medic (TF2) vs Richtofen (Call of Duty Zombies)

    I think this has been getting more popular lately, so might as well Sort it out Both are 9-B The Man without his Medical License: 0 Universe Hopping Non-Nazi: 0 Laughter really is the best medicine (Incap): 0
    • DragonLord
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    • call of duty (verse) dr. edward richtofen medic team fortress
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. TheGatememer

    Team Fortress 9-A Upgrade

    Please do not discuss anything else but the 9-A rating. I don't want this to devolve into a mess like the other threads. Addressing the whole "dramatization" argument/canon stuff The quote being used to argue that gameplay is non-canon is from the Catch-Up Comic, where Saxton Hale says this...
  36. The_Smashor

    Team Fortress 2 profiles cleanup

    Basically, the Notable Attacks & Techniques on our Team Fortress 2 profiles are really bad, almost only containing the Taunt Kills (Which honestly probably aren't actually canon). Instead, we should probably have actual techniques. Also, we should probably actually list each of their weapons...
    • The_Smashor
    • Thread
    • demoman engineer heavy medic pyro scout sniper soldier spy team fortress
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Content Revision
  37. Knifeman29

    Soundsmith vs Minecraft steve

    Soundsmith has his 9-A weapons, a rocket jumper and a market gardener Steve has a wooden sword, leather armor and 10 arrows battle music: Steve: Soundsmith: Waffen-SS bot
  38. Knifeman29

    TF2 vs Overwatch. I have no idea what I'm getting myself into

    this is not a good idea is it? to make it fair this is MVM upgrades pyro with the degreaser, the thermal thruster, and all his 9-A weapons speed is = fight at Hightower Fire mei: Blue soldi-wait that dosen't work: 5
  39. Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E

    Half Frenchie, Half Japanese World Class Monkey Thief Vs Full Frenchie Beget, World Class Assassin Spy. But they are 8-B

    Plot Synopsis: Lupin the Third found a note which he be challenged by someone named 'Cloak and Dagger' and said "Meet me in Paris and we'll settle the score pimp, I promise you I will shove a banana so far up your back you'll go sore! you abominable Homo Erectus Chimp!". Lupin later found out...
  40. Da_Lunge_Fish

    TF2: Atomizing weaponry.

    Hello, this is a new TF2 CRT. Here, however, I won't just be telling of the content revisions I'd like to see, we'll try to found whether it is legit, so without further ado, let's go. A lot of weapons in TF2 have a special animation of vaporization on kill. This would be small building, but...
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