Le Scout tries to rizz

[SpiteBattles]

The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse.

Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds.

Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date

Round 2: Post-Expiration Date

Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from your favorite verse in 24 hours, or else God (also from TF2) floods the earth. (Robot War/TF2 Comics Scout is used)

Ye I honestly did this as a shitpost lmfao

 

[Comiphorous]

Madness Combat: nobody really... has a gender in this verse... SO we'll use Phobos because everyone else would kill him instantly due to them being sociopaths.
-Phobos is... probably not gonna let that one slide. for either round. dude's not much better than his rivals, and thats saying something. chances are he'll try to see a way to use scout for possibly his plan to become immortal, but then realize he's just dealing with an utter moron.

FNAF: Uh... well, we'll not use any of the animatronics since they're children... so VANESSA! uh. maybe? i don't know. i guess this depends on Scout's approach. i'd give it a solid maybe depending on the mood.

The Joy of Creation: Chica!
-it's a robot. a murder robot in that matter, who's let's be honest wouldn't let that shit slide.

The Walten Files: Sophie!
-Nope. she's got a girlfriend. tough luck, Scout.


Overall, he doesn't get very far.