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hank hill

  1. GoCommitDi

    Big Smoke vs Hank Hill

    Big Smoke is playing his PS2 in his drug manufacturing facility, and Hank Hill confronts him because he's tired of the drugs on the streets harming children. They get into an argument, which then leads to a gunfight. Both are 9-B Speed is = Hank has all of his guns Fight takes place in Big...
  2. GoCommitDi

    Hank Hill is going to kick Jimmy Hopkins' ass

    Jimmy's family has moved to Arlen, and as a way of welcoming them to the neighborhood, Hank invites them to a good old-fashioned barbecue in his backyard. Everything goes well until Jimmy says his stepdad is a "charcoal type of guy". Hank is 9-B Speed is = Both are fully equipped, but will...
  3. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Wall Level King of the hill and minor additions

    so found a couple of wall level feats did two calcs for these feats from king of the hill there's also these two feats from New Cowboy on the Block where Wille Lane busts apart hank's fence (13:31) and flips over a car with the assistance of 4 other people (18:25) also hank once tanked crashing...
  4. MistaClean

    It's Always Sunny in Arlen

    Frank Reynolds vs Hank Hill Speed is equal Both get their Standard Equipment Battle takes place in the Alley in Arlen, Texas The Trashman: Propain: 1 Incon:
  5. MistaClean

    Hank Hill vs Nick Bruiser

    Hank Hill ‎vs Nick Bruiser Speed is equal Battle takes place in a boxing ring Propain: 1 Some skinhead:
  6. MistaClean

    God Danggit Curious George! I'm gonna kick your ass

    George shows up at Hank's place looking for the Man with the Yellow Hat but when George accidentally knocks over the barbeque, it comes to blows. Hank Hill vs George (Curious George) Speed is equal Battle takes in front of Hank's House George has his optional equipment on him, save for his...
  7. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    God Danggit Goku! I'm gonna kick your ass

    I'm going to get banned Both are 9-C Speed is equal Hank has everything except for his guns The battle takes place in the Alley outside of Hank's house Hank: Goku: Incon:
  8. Stillwinston

    God Danggit Ryo Hazuki I'm gonna kick your ass!

    Might as well give this a shot since I'm downloading Shenmue 3 again lol Plot: Ryo shows up at Hank's place looking for Shenhua but accidentally knocks over the barbeque, it comes to blows. Speed is equalised. Ryo is 9-C, Hank's optional equipment is restricted. SBA otherwise Do you want to...
  9. MistaClean

    God Danggit Ghostface! I'm gonna kick your ass (GRACE)

    Speed is equal Both have access to full arsenal Battle takes place in Hank's house https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ghostface_(Movie_Composite) Hank: 7 Ghostface: 0
  10. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    When the hill is sus

    Strickland Propane has been put out of business by megalomart again leaving hank jobless and having to work there again he has the night shift he's pretty pessimistic about this until he hears someone rummaging through supplies after hours he goes to check it yelling "Who's there get the hell...
  11. Ugarik

    King of the Hill Downgrade

    This is the second Buttersamuri downgrade thread. Let's start with Powers and Abilities list for Hank Hill Superhuman Physical Characteristics - I agree with that one Regeneration (Mid-Low, healed from large burns) Honestly I don't remember any of that but if the description is sound this...
  12. SheevShezarrine

    Chris Redfield vs Hank Hill

    Chris Redfield goes to Leon's house for a cookout, only to find out Hank Hill kicked his ass for using a charcoal grill. Enraged that Hank put the Redfield bloodline in jeopardy, Chris attacks him and a fight ensues Speed equalized Bloodlusted Both have access to firearms Fight starts in...
  13. MistaClean

    That Discussion Ain't Right

    AKA King of The Hill Discussion Thread.
  14. Spinoirr

    That boy ain't right

    Speed is = and Hank is small bulding level here with Shotaro Kaneda with his equipment Shotaro Kaneda: Hank Hill:
  15. God's_Greatest_Hits

    Hank Hill vs Kazuma Kiryu

    Hank Hill Profile Kiryu Profile Both are unarmed Speed is equalized Both are 9-A Fight takes place at a gas station
  16. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Propane Salesman vs Best JoJo Villain

    Hol Horse trys to steal hanks truck to get to mexico but hank ain't having that Hank knows about emperor Hank has full arsenal Hol horse is by himself Battle takes place in a parking lot Speed Equalized Propane Nightmare: Emperor:7 Highway to hell:
  17. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Hank fights a stand user

    Narancia is kicking hank's truck Hank:Godammit Narancia I'm gonna kick your ass with the POWER OF MY STAND PROPANE NIGHTMARE Hank has full arsenal Narancia has full arsenal Hank knows about aerosmith Speed equalized Hank: Are you a boy or a girl?: Incon:
  18. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Hank fights a JoJo character

    Bobby's getting influenced by speedwagon's gangs and has been buying drugs for Joeseph Hank does not like this so he confronts speedwagon and kicks his ass Both are at 9-B Both have sledgehammers Speed equalized Hank: Speedwago : Incon:
  19. GoCommitDi

    Hank Hill fights a 7-B

    ...a 7-B with 10-C durability Hank is 9-B I will give Hank a nail gun, unless it becomes a problem Speed is = Fight is in Hank's front lawn, because Hank wants Bubble to get off his dang lawn
  20. GoCommitDi

    Hank Hill vs Mario

    Not this Mario, but this Mario Both 9-A Speed is = Fight is in a rocketship heading for Uranus, which means none of them can leave or get outside help Hank has his sledgehammer and Mario has his hammer
  21. EnnardTrap1987

    Hank Hill VS Jacket

    Both 9-B Speed equalised Jacket has his masks and 9-B weapons Both have firearms and close range weapons Hank Hill: 0 Jacket: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  22. Buttersamuri

    Hank vs TTT rematch

    This fight was made a while back, but it honestly didn't have the best reasoning for a winner. I am making a rematch with the same situation, minus the propane tanks. So almost then same situation. Rematch time Both are 9-A. Battle is in a lake. Hank starts outside the lake with an axe...
  23. EnnardTrap1987

    Hank Hill tries to squash a Spider

    Hank Hill VS Neversoft Spider-Man (aka Tony Hawk Spider-Man) Both 9-A Speed equalised Spidey Armour restricted Hank has all of his weapons Hank: 0 Spider-Man: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  24. Stalker_Maggot

    Hank Hill vs Colonel Sanders

    Yes Hank Hill vs Colonel Sanders (Trio the Punch) Speed = Both start a Colonel's range SBA Hank Hill: Colonel Sanders (Trio the Punch): Inconclusive:
  25. Jackythejack

    Hank's Pressure Points

    Kinda weird I'm making this but I need to know. Any scans on Hank's pressure point knowledge? Or anything saying that he knows them in the slightest? The thing on his profile doesn't seem to go into much detail
  26. Jackythejack

    That Owlboy ain't Right: Otus vs. Hank Hill (One Vote Left)

    Because I told Starter I would do this and I always keep my promises. Not thematic in anyway but you know what who cares barely any fights here are that thematic. Speed is equalized, they both start in the other's range. Let's see how this goes. Hank Hill Otus
  27. The_Wright_Way

    Son Goku fights the Best Anime Protagonist

    King of the Hill gets its long awaited Anime adaptation. It becones so universal beloved with its "Propane Wars" Arc that it drives Dragon Ball completely out of business. It becomes so good that Hank Hill transcends fiction and becomes real. In an effort to seek revenge, the writers of One...
  28. GoCommitDi

    Hank Hill vs Thanos

    No, not the one from Marvel (otherwise Hank would stomp), but the dinosaur Fight is in Arlen, Texas, giving Hank the homefield advantage Hank has his rifle, pistol and chainsaw Both start 100m away
  29. Jackythejack

    Izuko Gaen vs. Hank Hill

    S w o r d vs N o t s w o r d. Also speed is equalized and Hank doesn't have any guns and instead Has a chainsaw and lead pipe. Izuko has a wooden training sword Hank Hill Izuko Gae
  30. Jackythejack

    Frank West vs Hank Hill

    Because apparently Hank is around 500kj which is something I didn't know of until recently because I thought he was only around 200 (which means I have to rethink some fight ideas with him), but basically I'm gonna end this man's career. Speed is equalized, Frank doesn't have 9-A weaponry, only...
  31. Buttersamuri

    That monster ain't right I'll tell you Wuat

    Hank vs Frankenstein's monster Speed is equal Takes place in a forest 9-B forms Hank has nothing on him Who wins and why? The Zombie: The Hank: Inconclusive/Draw:
  32. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Little Mac, I'm gonna kick your ass

    A Champion Boxer fights a man who sells propane. That makes sense Speed is equal 9-B forms Weapons be restricted Who wins and why? Little Mac: Hank Hill: Inconclusive/Draw:
  33. Jackythejack

    Hank Hill vs Rachel Lindt

    Rachel heard that Hank doesn't like dogs. Whether this is true or not doesn't matter but she's furious, so she goes to kill him. Hank gets told this beforehand and brings a shotgun and a pistol with him, but that's all he could manage to bring before the dogs come running at him. Speed is...
  34. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Peggy! I'm gonna kick your ass

    This fight always has to happen. Battle between the married. To make this more fair Peggy gets her Paddle and is bloodlusted Hanks equipment is restricted That's all. Who wins? Hank Hill: 2 Peggy Hill: 1 Inconclusive/Draw:
  35. GoCommitDi

    Shrek, get off my damn lawn before I kick your ass

    I don't think I need to make speed = so it will be unequal for the fight Fight is in a rocketship heading for the sun, which means no leaving the battleground or getting outside help Fighting music for this match Hank has his golf club and pitchfork
  36. The_Wright_Way

    Hank Hill opposes video game violence

    Both at 9-B. Speed Equalized. vs.
  37. Buttersamuri

    I'm gonna kick your ass Jason!

    Jason vs Hank. Both 9-B Speed is equal No bow for Jason. No Guns for hank. They are 40 meters apart in the crystal camp forest. Neither know where the other is, but know they want to kill each other Who wins Jason Voorhees: Hank Hill: Inconclusive/Draw:
  38. Buttersamuri

    Your not making Dancing Better, Your just making Online Shooter Games Worse!

    Hank vs The Fornite dude. Cause yes. Speed is equal Limited to 9-A stuff And that's all. Who wins this fight? Fortnite dude: Hank dabs on their corpses: Inconclusive/Draw:
  39. Buttersamuri

    What the heck.

    Not like his Win loss record will get any better. And hank should be a good amount stronger anyway. So let's take this chance Hank vs Sans. A legitimate fight Hank is 9-A Speed is equal I don't think Bloodlusting hank would do entirely much different to what he would originally do. But I...
  40. Buttersamuri

    Rate how badly Hank would wanna kick your characters ass

    Here is a fun time waster. If you are away of the famous Hank Hill, from the anime King of the Hill. You know hank is often threatening to kick people in their rears. So this thread is a challenge to take your favorite characters from whatever verses, and rate a 1-10 on how badly hank would...
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