Hank Hill vs Kazuma Kiryu

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Hank Hill Profile

Kiryu Profile


Both are unarmed

Speed is equalized

Both are 9-A

Fight takes place at a gas station

 

[KnightOfSunlight]

Pretty sure Kiryu obliterates in all categories

 

[SpookyShadow]

...and Hank seems to be baseline, so Kiryu had like 20x AP advantage

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

He's not baseline, he scales to 300 megajoules

 

[SpookyShadow]

Well so Kiryu got almost 2x AP advantage, he can still increase it with Heat Modes and crush Hank with skill.

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Hank has rage too though

 

[SpookyShadow]

Yeah but he absolutely doesn't seem to rival Kiryu's battle prowess, skill and experience in battle.

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Hank has survived a Gale 5 Tornado and a Propane explosion that leveled Megalomart (Walmart), not to mention he's a former athlete with boxing lessons and rage

 

[SpookyShadow]

The two first ones are durability feats, the second one is cool, but Kiryu... well gotta link you few fights, and I recommend to look at his profile and some respect threads on reddit (one is linked on his profile). This guy is absolutely no joke, probably one of the best H2H combatants on this site.

Kiryu vs Saejima

Kiryu vs Majima

Kiryu vs Majima 2

Kiryu vs his bro

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Do you think any of Kiryu's strikes can outclass Hank's durability? Plus Kiryu's Rage lasts a few seconds, Hank's is seemingly unlimited. Kiryu can be damaged like a normal man but Hank seems tankier than that. No healing spam either, I stated unarmed. Otherwise, Hank could have his power tools

 

[SpookyShadow]

Yes, because he's apparently 300 megajoules, so like 61 kilograms. Kiryu scales good over 100 kilograms.

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Hank Hill can effortlessly kick the asses of Dale, Boomhauer and Bill Dauterive. Bill in particular is very overweight but healthy enough to still be in the military and in one episode scored a touchdown while carrying/dragging 8 High School Quarterbacks with an injured leg. Hank is able to effortlessly kick the ass of that guy.

 

[KLOL506]

Not even close to what Kiryu achieved. He took out Mr. Hiroya "Shakedown" Egashira multiple times, who travelled all around the world including terrorist sites to get back at Kiryu's money. There's also Joji Kazama to consider, an elite CIA agent, whom Kiryu took out with some difficulty. Kiryu also kicked Jo Amon's ass multiple times, a guy who killed a shitton of other fighters around the world and absorbed their skills and experiences with a power-copying machine while having power-copying powers themselves and is repeatedly acknowledged as one of the best fighters in the entire planet alongside the rest of the Amon clan. If anything, the next best thing they compare to in fighting skill is to the Hokuto no Ken series.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Kiryu outskills and higher physical stats so voting for him

 

[AngeronTheSkyHighAnger]

wait shouldn't this be considered a stomp?

 

[KLOL506]

Not necessarily, Hank has a higher lifting strength advantage.

It's decisive in Kiryu's favor if anything.

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Both are 9-A and Amon isn't canon. One vote for Kiryu so far?

 

[KLOL506]

Substories are canon minus the dating relationships (Due to the whole Kiryu virgin thing), what are you even talking about bruh, Amon is literally the reason Revelations and Power Mimicry is even a thing in the Yakuzaverse. You're gonna have to do better than that to say that Amon isn't canon, because evidence says otherwise. Plus, Kiryu's gone toe-to-toe with various Coliseum martial arts experts and world-famous wrestlers as well and has mastered the use of several dozen weapon styles with Kamiyama's family and the Komaki Dojo, and also wiping the floor with dozens of CIA agents and Andre Richardson's Black Monday horde. Plus, Majima dominated the Coliseum scene for a year straight before having that streak broken again by Kiryu, said Coliseum having fighters from all over the world to deal with.

Only Amon that isn't canon is the Lost Paradise version, hell, Kiryu even gives a shoutout to Shin Amon.

Plus Kiryu is a higher degree of 9-A than Hank. 466 megajoules >>>>>> 300 megajoules, with said 466 megajoule feat being done uber-casually by someone who just got shot in the stomach hours prior.

Thus, I vote for Kiryu.

 

[KLOL506]

BTW, I don't see any calc for the 300 megajoule feat for Hank, where'd you even get a value like that from?

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

So, Kiryu wins?

 

[KLOL506]

It's a decisive victory, yeah.

Also where does the 300 megajoules for Hank even come from?

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Alright, Hank put in a good effort though

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

How do we edit the page?

 

[KLOL506]

Not so fast. You need at least 7 votes for either side and wait for 24 hours of grace depending on which side gains the most votes.

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

Ahh. My bad

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

It's a decisive victory, yeah.

Also where does the 300 megajoules for Hank even come from?

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Buttersamuri/Megalomart_go_Boom

 

[Lonkitt]

Kiryu should take this via being far more skilled, experienced in combat, and has much better abilities to help him out, like how he has several ways to boost his stats. It should also be mentioned that Kiryu could just copy Hank's style, so however Hank decides to approach this really won't be a problem.

Voting Kiryu

 

[God's_Greatest_Hits]

3 votes for Kiryu, none for Hank so far

 

[Tonygameman]

Kiryu-chan for reasons above.

 

[Kiet_Nguyen_Tuan]

Best boy Kiryu FRA

 

[Armorchompy]

Kiryu FRA. I wish he got more matches, dude's legit super-skilled, managed to invent/copy a fighting style from watching a one-second interaction, and that's when he was a young wee inexperienced lad.