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hank hill

  1. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Would you stop that damn training on my lawn?

    Saitama trains on Hank's lawn and even uses his mower for step-ups. Saitama eventually does some property damage on accident destroying a large part of his garage and his mower. Both are at 9-A Speed's equal Both have nothing Battle takes place on Hank's lawn A guy who works out: A guy who...
  2. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    I know someone who likes Propane and Propane accessories

    MY MOM (that's the op) Battle takes place in strickland propane Both are at base with no items Speed equalized Hank is at 9-B Hank: MY MOM:
  3. The_Wright_Way

    Zeke, I'm gonna kick your ass! ~ Zeke Dunbar vs Hank Hill

    Scenario: Hank and his family go on vacation to New Marias and get a nice house with an outdoor pool. Cole ends up dropping his amp into the pool and calls Zeke to help him fish it out. After grabbing his gear to help deal with any trouble he might run into, Zeke does so, but Hank spots him out...
  4. Buttersamuri

    Frank West Tournament Round 5 Frank West vs Hank Hill (Grace)

    Haha! I had this planned since I first made Hank! (No joke. I meant to do this). Anyway. Franks next opponent is Hank Hill. The king of the hill. This was difficult to make fair. But I got a good idea on it to give both parties a good chance Both are 9-A (Franks in his suit, Hanks 9-A) Hanks...
  5. Stalker_Maggot

    Why would anyone give bad times when they could just mow a lawn?

    Sans vs Hank Hill SBA is used Goddang it Sans, you got Bobby into Undertale. Now I'm going to kick your ass!: 4 Funny skeleton ma: 1 Sans:
  6. Volt12121

    I don't know how to name this but David Hasselhoff is there

    Hank Hill https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill Vs David Hasselhoff https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/David_Hasselhoff_(The_Spongebob_Squarepants_Movie) Both at 9-A Speed equalized Both in character but willing to kill No equipment
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    • david hasselhoff (the spongebob squarepants movie) hank hill king of the hill spongebob squarepants (universe)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. GoCommitDi

    YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, BOBBY!!!!!!!!!

    Both are 9-B Smoke is fully equipped Hank has pistols, a shotgun, and a rifle speed is = both bloodlusted Both start 30 meters away Fight is in Wal-Mart
    • GoCommitDi
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    • big smoke grand theft auto hank hill king of the hill
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. Pur2uit

    Hank Hill Downgrade

    Hank does not have mastery over guns. He's most likely as skilled with firearms as Dale and the rest of the people in the gun club which are all below Min who is a professional skeet shooter. Hank has never used pressure points or acupuncture techniques to incapacitate an opponent. While...
  9. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Hank hill plays minecraft

    minecraft steve moves into arlen and hank sees him using charcoal in his furnace which puts him in a bloodlusted rage as hank starts to destroy his grill area as hank drags steve to the alley to kick his ass both are in character battle takes place in the alley speed equalized both are 9-A...
  10. EnnardTrap1987

    Nightmare vs Hank Hill

    The Nightmare fights The Propane. Both are 9-B, speed is equalised, Hank will have his chainsaw and axe and both are Bloodlusted. Nightmare: 0 Propane: 0 Tie: 0
    • EnnardTrap1987
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    • five nights at freddy's hank hill king of the hill nightmare (five nights at freddy's)
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. Buttersamuri

    God Daggit Ika! (3 votes left)

    Oh No! Ika Made Hank Hill Mad. Now he is gonna try and kick her arse. 9-A versions Speed is eqaul Full arsenal SBA from There Who wins and why? Ika Musume: 4 Hank Hill: Inconclusive/Draw:
  12. Buttersamuri

    Minor Hank and KOTH ability Possiblility

    So in several episodes, near the end. Hank and other cast members will sometime talk with the audience. Like when Bobby was telling the audience how a magic tricked worked or when Hank talked about voting. I'm wondering should this give them Breaking the Fourth Wall. Or should it be considered...
  13. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    More dad fights

    timmy's dad walks into strickland propane and starts to talk about the benefits of an electric grill hank then jump at timmy's dad they start fighting both bloodlusted both at base speed equalized
  14. Buttersamuri

    Cartoon dads who are actually good dads

    These two are cartoons who are much more grounded to reality show wise, and are actually good fathers. So let's make them kill each other Hank vs Bob Both get a gun Both get a knife Speed is equal Takes place in an alley way Both are willing to kill Both are 9-A Who wins and why? Bob...
  15. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Matt!

    Hank Hill taking a sip from his beer next to his other friends. Matt was nearby making a theory on how the zombie apocalypse started while on a blimp Matt: But Hey, That's just a Theory Hank: There goes that Matt kid, Theorizing the end of the world. Dale, Do you have my ladder? I'm gonna...
    • Buttersamuri
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    • hank hill king of the hill matt (walking dead: road to survival) the walking dead
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. XitSign

    "God dangit, Atari, that does it! I'm gonna kick this game's ass!" Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle (GRACE)

    (I never thought my life would come to this...) Hank is trying to enjoy a little free time with those 'new-fangled videogames', but this paddle just keeps on cheating. He's sure of it! Well no more, he's going to try kicking that rectangle's ass! --- Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle - Both 9-B, Speed...
    • XitSign
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    • hank hill king of the hill pong paddle (pong: the next level)
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Paul Blart Mall Cop!

    More Hank and Paul fights. Full arsenal Speed is equal Takes place in the mall Both are willing to kill Both are 9-B Who wins and why? Hank Hill: 1 Paul Blart: Inconclusive/Draw:
  18. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Triple T

    Speed is equal. Both are 9-A. Battle is in a lake. Hank starts outside the lake with five tanks of propane and an axe. Both are in-character. Hank has a day to prepare. Win via KO or death. Who wins? Propainefull: 0 Demongator: 6 Both of them die: 0
  19. Buttersamuri

    God Dangit Superman!

    Hank Hill has finally had it up to here with Superman and his charcoal grilling ways. Now he will find and kick supermans Arse 9-B for both Speed is equal No equipment Takes place in a random city Who wins and why? Superman (Smallville): Hank Hill: Inconclusive/Draw:
  20. The_King_of_Prudence

    Mr. Bean versus Hank Hill

    Hank Hill: Mr. Bea: Inconclusive:
  21. JustSomeWeirdo

    Propane vs Diesel

    Hank Hill vs Thomas Diesel Both are 9-B, Speed Equalized, fight takes place outside of Strickland Propane Hank Hill: 4 Thomas Diesel: Inconclusive:
  22. LincolnLoudFan3120

    Lori Loud avenges her brother.

    Note: this is the aftermath of "That boy ain't right". Credit goes to Insecurity97. After Hank Hill beats up Lincoln, Lori breaks down and punches Hank. She then agrees that charcoal is better than propane. Hank Hill is then TRIGGERED. Lori will have preparation and her close-quarters combat...
  23. Buttersamuri

    Hank fights a Tank.... engine

    Everyone seems to have Thomas fight weird people. So I thought to join in. Hank Hill vs Thomas the Tank Engine Full arsenal and Cargo 9-A versions Speed is equalized Bloodlusted. Cause I rarely do these. Who wins and why? Tank: Hank: 2 Inconclusive/Draw
    • Buttersamuri
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    • hank hill king of the hill thomas and friends thomas the tank engine
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. CinnabarManx421

    Hank vs. Hank (Grace)

    Hank J. Wimbleton tracked the Auditor's goons to Arlen Texas and has begun hunting them down, only to find that Hank Hill has been selling Propane to the A.A.H.W.! Now he's off to stop Hill from selling this vital supply to his enemies, and they prepare to meet in combat. -Both are 9-A (Mag...
  25. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson REDO

    Both are 9-B. Speed Equalized. Battle is in Hank's house. Both are in-character. Hank has a shotgun and a chainsaw. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Hank Hill: 0 Homer Simpson: 0 Inconclusive: 3
  26. Buttersamuri

    You know, These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they make down at Hank Hills house

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
  27. Buttersamuri

    New power page

    Recently I had made a Blog for a Silver tongue page. Aka, ones ability to manipulate with words alone. Before someone says it isn't combat Usable. It has a lot of use in a fight. Buying time, manipulating the less intelligent, distractions, a mean to keep someone calmer or manipulates their...
  28. Stalker_Maggot

    Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill rematch (GRACE)

    Both have had revisons, so this needs a rematch Rules: Both at 9-A Speed equalized Peter doesn't get his death form The rest is SBA Profiles: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Griffin https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill Peter: 2 Hank: 7 Inconculsivs:
  29. Buttersamuri

    God danngit Mario!

    Hank hill wants to Kick Marios ass because he didn't fix his pipes. 9-A used Speed unequal Full arsenal Takes place in a weird combination where Marios house was dropped into Arlen Texas Death or Incapacitate Hank Hill: Mario (Captain Lou Albano): 1 Inconclusive: Who wins
  30. Christian_Higdon

    Hank vs Scarface

    Speed Equal. Both are 9-A. Battle is in Hank's front lawn. In-character for both. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Hank: 1 Mama: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  31. Jackythejack

    Hank Hill's Tier

    Hank Hill's tier is not an outlier for...what reasons exactly? I'm legitimately curious because I have no idea why we took one Building Level feat and upgraded the verse to that immediately when Hank appears to be consistently 9-B or 9-A at most. I've always seen KoTH as a series very much...
  32. Jackythejack

    (TWO VOTES LEFT) Hank Hill vs. Jonathan because my life is chaos

    So uh let's have Hank do the Jojo gauntlet. Because he's High 8-C and I'm gonna abuse it until people realize it's an outlier as far as we understand. This is second key jojo. Speed is equalized and the AP gap shouldn't be that bad at all. Who wins? Hank Hill: Jonathan Joestar
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    • hank hill jojo's bizarre adventure jonathan joestar king of the hill
    • Replies: 82
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. TheArsenal1212

    KOTH Spam Continues: Hank Hill vs Banjo & Kazooie

    Banjo and Kazooie make their way up Spiral Mountain, expecting to see the Witch. However, after using the cauldron to shoot up to the top of the witch's lair, they find Hank trying to sell propane to the witch. After a while, Gruntilda gets so irritated she leaves, hoping banjo and kazooie and...
  34. Buttersamuri

    BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    When they are enraged. You better watch out. Cause you won't like them when they are angry. (I'm not sorry. This had to happen) Hulk landed in Hank hills house on his TV during the big game. Now Hank is Pissed. Takes place in Arlen, Texas Hank doesn't get his Tank, however can use his melee...
  35. Modernmyrmidon

    Art the clown vs Hank Hill

    Speed equalized Both bloodlusted Fight takes place in Hank's back yard Both have access to all of their respective weapons Hank only has to kill Art once to win
  36. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Freddy Fazbear

    Speed equalized. Both are 9-B. Battle is in a house. Hank has a chainsaw and an axe. Bloodlusted for both. Win vis KO, incap or death. Who wins? Propane: 6 Monster: 0 Inconclusive: 0 Music
  37. The_Wright_Way

    Infinity War, but Hank Hill is Thanos

    "It he collects all the Infinity Beers, he'd be able to destroy half of all life in the universe with a snap." Gamora snapped her fingers for emphasis. "Well, what's his name?" Tony asked. "Hank Hill." ~ The Mad Propane Salesman stepped back as he pulled the Mind Beer out of Vision's...
    • The_Wright_Way
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    • hank hill king of the hill marvel cinematic universe spider-man (marvel cinematic universe)
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Insecurity97

    Hank Hill fights a goddamn t-rex

    Hank knows that a t-rex is coming to Arlen, so he gets 20 minutes of prep Hank is 9-B, speed is equalized, and he has a shotgun on him. He's also bloodlusted because he wants to protect his family from the dinosaur Why dig for t-rex fossils when you can just mow a lawn?: 3 T-rex: 0 McQueenie: 0
    • Insecurity97
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    • hank hill king of the hill the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. Psychomaster35

    Hank Hill 9-A key removal

    So as I watched the episode that claimed that Hank "tanked" the mega lo mart explosion, we never really see him again after he says "Oh no" after the propane tanks were activated causing them to explode. Its never really implied if he even lived the explosion which would make the episode...
  40. Buttersamuri

    Why would anyone gamble their soul to the devil when they could just mow a lawn?

    Hank Hill was mowing his lawn, when Cuphead was told to find and claim Hanks soul by the devil Fight takes place in Arlen Texas No plane for Cuphead, No Tank for Hank Speed is Equal Both are 9-A Morals against killing are removed, However, not bloodlusted Cuphead (Character): 7 Hank Hill...
    • Buttersamuri
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    • cuphead (character) cuphead (verse) hank hill king of the hill
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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