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Here is a fun time waster. If you are away of the famous Hank Hill, from the anime King of the Hill. You know hank is often threatening to kick people in their rears. So this thread is a challenge to take your favorite characters from whatever verses, and rate a 1-10 on how badly hank would...
Saitama trains on Hank's lawn and even uses his mower for step-ups. Saitama eventually does some property damage on accident destroying a large part of his garage and his mower.
Both are at 9-A
Speed's equal
Both have nothing
Battle takes place on Hank's lawn
A guy who works out:
A guy who...
Scenario: Hank and his family go on vacation to New Marias and get a nice house with an outdoor pool. Cole ends up dropping his amp into the pool and calls Zeke to help him fish it out. After grabbing his gear to help deal with any trouble he might run into, Zeke does so, but Hank spots him out...
Haha! I had this planned since I first made Hank! (No joke. I meant to do this). Anyway. Franks next opponent is Hank Hill. The king of the hill. This was difficult to make fair. But I got a good idea on it to give both parties a good chance
Both are 9-A (Franks in his suit, Hanks 9-A)
Hanks...
Hank Hill https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill
Vs
David Hasselhoff https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/David_Hasselhoff_(The_Spongebob_Squarepants_Movie)
Both at 9-A
Speed equalized
Both in character but willing to kill
No equipment
Both are 9-B
Smoke is fully equipped
Hank has pistols, a shotgun, and a rifle
speed is =
both bloodlusted
Both start 30 meters away
Fight is in Wal-Mart
Hank does not have mastery over guns. He's most likely as skilled with firearms as Dale and the rest of the people in the gun club which are all below Min who is a professional skeet shooter.
Hank has never used pressure points or acupuncture techniques to incapacitate an opponent.
While...
minecraft steve moves into arlen and hank sees him using charcoal in his furnace which puts him in a bloodlusted rage as hank starts to destroy his grill area as hank drags steve to the alley to kick his ass
both are in character
battle takes place in the alley
speed equalized
both are 9-A...
The Nightmare fights The Propane. Both are 9-B, speed is equalised, Hank will have his chainsaw and axe and both are Bloodlusted.
Nightmare: 0
Propane: 0
Tie: 0
Oh No! Ika Made Hank Hill Mad. Now he is gonna try and kick her arse.
9-A versions
Speed is eqaul
Full arsenal
SBA from There
Who wins and why?
Ika Musume: 4
Hank Hill:
Inconclusive/Draw:
So in several episodes, near the end. Hank and other cast members will sometime talk with the audience. Like when Bobby was telling the audience how a magic tricked worked or when Hank talked about voting. I'm wondering should this give them Breaking the Fourth Wall. Or should it be considered...
timmy's dad walks into strickland propane and starts to talk about the benefits of an electric grill hank then jump at timmy's dad they start fighting
both bloodlusted
both at base
speed equalized
These two are cartoons who are much more grounded to reality show wise, and are actually good fathers. So let's make them kill each other
Hank vs Bob
Both get a gun
Both get a knife
Speed is equal
Takes place in an alley way
Both are willing to kill
Both are 9-A
Who wins and why?
Bob...
Hank Hill taking a sip from his beer next to his other friends.
Matt was nearby making a theory on how the zombie apocalypse started while on a blimp
Matt: But Hey, That's just a Theory
Hank: There goes that Matt kid, Theorizing the end of the world. Dale, Do you have my ladder? I'm gonna...
(I never thought my life would come to this...)
Hank is trying to enjoy a little free time with those 'new-fangled videogames', but this paddle just keeps on cheating. He's sure of it! Well no more, he's going to try kicking that rectangle's ass!
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Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle - Both 9-B, Speed...
More Hank and Paul fights.
Full arsenal
Speed is equal
Takes place in the mall
Both are willing to kill
Both are 9-B
Who wins and why?
Hank Hill: 1
Paul Blart:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Speed is equal.
Both are 9-A.
Battle is in a lake.
Hank starts outside the lake with five tanks of propane and an axe.
Both are in-character.
Hank has a day to prepare.
Win via KO or death.
Who wins?
Propainefull: 0
Demongator: 6
Both of them die: 0
Hank Hill has finally had it up to here with Superman and his charcoal grilling ways. Now he will find and kick supermans Arse
9-B for both
Speed is equal
No equipment
Takes place in a random city
Who wins and why?
Superman (Smallville):
Hank Hill:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Note: this is the aftermath of "That boy ain't right". Credit goes to Insecurity97.
After Hank Hill beats up Lincoln, Lori breaks down and punches Hank. She then agrees that charcoal is better than propane. Hank Hill is then TRIGGERED.
Lori will have preparation and her close-quarters combat...
Mr. Bean showed up in Arlen, Texas but bought Charcoal. And became the face to sell it. Now Hank is Triggered. And is looking to kick Mr. Beans Arse
Takes place in Arlen, Texas at the Megalomart
Both are 9-A
Full arsenal (Minus the tank)
Speed is equal
Who wins and why?
Mr. Bea: 7
Hank...
Everyone seems to have Thomas fight weird people. So I thought to join in.
Hank Hill vs Thomas the Tank Engine
Full arsenal and Cargo
9-A versions
Speed is equalized
Bloodlusted. Cause I rarely do these.
Who wins and why?
Tank:
Hank: 2
Inconclusive/Draw
Hank J. Wimbleton tracked the Auditor's goons to Arlen Texas and has begun hunting them down, only to find that Hank Hill has been selling Propane to the A.A.H.W.! Now he's off to stop Hill from selling this vital supply to his enemies, and they prepare to meet in combat.
-Both are 9-A (Mag...
Both are 9-B.
Speed Equalized.
Battle is in Hank's house.
Both are in-character.
Hank has a shotgun and a chainsaw.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Who wins?
Hank Hill: 0
Homer Simpson: 0
Inconclusive: 3
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
Recently I had made a Blog for a Silver tongue page. Aka, ones ability to manipulate with words alone. Before someone says it isn't combat Usable. It has a lot of use in a fight. Buying time, manipulating the less intelligent, distractions, a mean to keep someone calmer or manipulates their...
Both have had revisons, so this needs a rematch
Rules:
Both at 9-A
Speed equalized
Peter doesn't get his death form
The rest is SBA
Profiles:
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Griffin
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill
Peter: 2
Hank: 7
Inconculsivs:
Hank hill wants to Kick Marios ass because he didn't fix his pipes.
9-A used
Speed unequal
Full arsenal
Takes place in a weird combination where Marios house was dropped into Arlen Texas
Death or Incapacitate
Hank Hill:
Mario (Captain Lou Albano): 1
Inconclusive:
Who wins
Speed Equal.
Both are 9-A.
Battle is in Hank's front lawn.
In-character for both.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Who wins?
Hank: 1
Mama: 0
Inconclusive: 0
Hank Hill's tier is not an outlier for...what reasons exactly? I'm legitimately curious because I have no idea why we took one Building Level feat and upgraded the verse to that immediately when Hank appears to be consistently 9-B or 9-A at most. I've always seen KoTH as a series very much...
So uh let's have Hank do the Jojo gauntlet. Because he's High 8-C and I'm gonna abuse it until people realize it's an outlier as far as we understand.
This is second key jojo.
Speed is equalized and the AP gap shouldn't be that bad at all. Who wins?
Hank Hill:
Jonathan Joestar
Banjo and Kazooie make their way up Spiral Mountain, expecting to see the Witch. However, after using the cauldron to shoot up to the top of the witch's lair, they find Hank trying to sell propane to the witch. After a while, Gruntilda gets so irritated she leaves, hoping banjo and kazooie and...
When they are enraged. You better watch out. Cause you won't like them when they are angry. (I'm not sorry. This had to happen)
Hulk landed in Hank hills house on his TV during the big game. Now Hank is Pissed.
Takes place in Arlen, Texas
Hank doesn't get his Tank, however can use his melee...
Speed equalized
Both bloodlusted
Fight takes place in Hank's back yard
Both have access to all of their respective weapons
Hank only has to kill Art once to win
Speed equalized.
Both are 9-B.
Battle is in a house.
Hank has a chainsaw and an axe.
Bloodlusted for both.
Win vis KO, incap or death.
Who wins?
Propane: 6
Monster: 0
Inconclusive: 0
Music
"It he collects all the Infinity Beers, he'd be able to destroy half of all life in the universe with a snap." Gamora snapped her fingers for emphasis. "Well, what's his name?" Tony asked. "Hank Hill."
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The Mad Propane Salesman stepped back as he pulled the Mind Beer out of Vision's...
Hank knows that a t-rex is coming to Arlen, so he gets 20 minutes of prep
Hank is 9-B, speed is equalized, and he has a shotgun on him. He's also bloodlusted because he wants to protect his family from the dinosaur
Why dig for t-rex fossils when you can just mow a lawn?: 3
T-rex: 0
McQueenie: 0