Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: i can't think of anything clever edition (aka thread 5)

[WHYNAUT]

[I forgot to post what this Irre looks like]

Irre (Villain)


"Who are you and how do you know my name?" Irre says as its dragon comes to a halt.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[ Ed don't fight Irre yet, he's on a mount this means he has the high ground

wait until he exposits his motivations and then you can attack because then you will have the moral high ground]

 

[Junkoposter]

"Milkshake coming up!" The demon yells out, he grabs a cup and makes a milkshake, he hands it to Marta. It smells like stronger version of the toxic miasma outside and looks like purple and red. "Here ya go."

 

[Edwellken]

@WHY

[Nice]

"Uh you told me just a few minutes ago. Did you hit your head or something?"

 

[Faruel1998]

"Well, is Akuma there with you?" I ask.

^

@Overlord775

 

[WHYNAUT]

Irre simply gives Will a confused look.

"You're weird. Please disappear."

It then fires a lightning attack at Will.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I come over into a scene of someone i've never seen before being attacked by the person who was mindless attacking me. I guess they are consistent on that at least.

I sit around and observe their battle from 3 kilometers away, ready to trace any weapons they have.

 

[Overlord775]

@Faruel

"No, she isn't with me"

I respond

@Junko

I look at the drink and ...

 

[Junkoposter]

[dew it]

 

[Faruel1998]

@Overlord775

"Could you show me a picture of where you are, sweetie?"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Oh wait, nevermind, that doesn't seem to be the one who attacked me. They look kind of similar, but whatever.

Well my interest in this fight hit rock bottom, so i'll go to a big city, stuff normally happens there.

 

[Overlord775]

"..."

I put down the phone call.

Then i take the milkshake and down it in one gulp.

 

[Junkoposter]

It tastes extremly weird and is probably very bad for your health, but you do feel a temporary magic boost for a couple seconds.

 

[Edwellken]

Will takes the lightning head on, devouring it in one gulp.

"Thanks for the meal." he says.

I think I kind of understand what's going on... maybe.

I guess I'll play around for a bit. Got nothing better to do anyway.

"Alright. Just remember that you literally asked for this."

Will fires a barrage of his own lightning back at Irre as he attempts to close the distance and engage in cqc.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Bjorn heads to a pizza place for some food.

 

[WHYNAUT]

Irre is not affected by the electric attack and fires a blast of darkness at Will. The dragon fires a huge energy beam at the incoming Will. [Since it's night Irre is not buffed, but the dagon still is 7-A]

 

[Overlord775]

T'was probably a bad idea, but meh.

I then pay to the bartender the price of the drink and exit from the bar.

After i exit, i go look inside another fancy building.

 

[Junkoposter]

You go to the wearhouse you saw earleir and stand in front of it, it seems extremely big.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Hold on." He then chanted a ritual backwards as he sensed something.

"NOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" The Hiver was then destroyed, forever being lost in memories.

Boris then grabbed a torch, burned the book and tossed it across the cliff.

 

[Junkoposter]

[oof]

 

[Paul_Frank]

[Rip Hiver 2019-2019]

 

[Everything12]

[Bit meta-gamey wasn't that]

 

[Faruel1998]

I utter an irritated verse and then recall Marta.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Bit meta-gamey wasn't that]

[No it wasn't. Boris just had enough of the Hiver.]

 

[Overlord775]

You go to the wearhouse you saw earleir and stand in front of it, it seems extremely big.

"Very big, much large."

I enter the huge building

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Rip Hiver 2013-2019]

[Fixed that for ya.]

 

[Junkoposter]

The door seems to be locked by an advanced lock, a horse sized Evil Eye Sigma flys up to you. "ACCESS DENIED, LEAVE IMMEDIATLEY." It says in its text-to-speech voice.

 

[Faruel1998]

I utter an irritated verse and then recall Marta.

^

@Overlord775

 

[Junkoposter]

[@Faruel was that do?]

 

[Junkoposter]

[nvm I was overthinking things ovo]

 

[Overlord775]

I create a clone

@Junko

uwu

I hug the giant eyeball

@Faruel

Great Sage, who is controlling the clone, responds to the phone call.

"What do you want ?"

GS says, and while it sounds like it's just Marta talking, the tone of voice is much colder.

 

[Junkoposter]

[>hugging the Evil Eye

what are you doing you are going to kill yourself you mad lad]

 

[Faruel1998]

[Can I teleport myself into your pocket dimension? If Riden can teleport to the other realms I can do the same, I have his sparkport]

 

[Faruel1998]

"Why did you close the call?" I ask.

 

[Overlord775]

@Junko

[owo ?]

 

[Junkoposter]

[@Faruel confirmed by HL3, you cant teleport to Makai]

 

[Junkoposter]

The Evil Eye Sigma puts you in a magic stasis feild, it take you out of the premise and then goes away. There is much more to explore.

 

[Faruel1998]

"Marta? Marta? Are you there?" I ask, then growl and end the call.

Immediately after I call Akuma.

 

[Junkoposter]

Akuma's secretary, Rei'zen, picks up. "Hello?"

 

[Faruel1998]

I breathe in deeply and exhale.

"Hi, I'm looking for Akuma, who are you?" I ask, calming my anger.