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the real world

  1. DeathstroketheHedgehog

    Either Human Level Attack Potency Upgrades or Real World Downgrades

    A lot of stats for the real world animals are derived from the kinetic energy of how fast they run... but I don't see humans being maxed at kilojoules of energy, despite that being what they would rate as. Hell, a 2.5 lb bunny moving 25 mph equals roughly 71 joules of energy. Isn't our baseline...
  2. Nemo212

    Blue Pikmin vs California Sea Cucumber

    Fight starts in shallow (~1m) water in a subtropical part of the Pacific Ocean. Combatants start 20 cm away from each other. California Sea Cucumber: 1 (Joshcjackson27) Blue Pikmi: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • blue pikmin california sea cucumber pikmin (verse) the real world
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Roachman40

    Profiles on Paradoxes

    This is most likely unnecessary, but should Geometric Objects or Characters like Gabriels Hor be allowed? They somewhat have feats and abilities.
  4. Flashlight237

    Magikarp vs Largemouth Bass

    I mean come on. Magikarp should be comparable to fish that can fight against fishing rods for, well, fighting against fishing rods. Needless to say, I'll be pitting Magikarp against basically the most well-known fish in the sport of fishing: largemouth bass. In any case, this is a 10-C Magikarp...
  5. Tllmbrg

    So why The Human Race lacks so much?

    So why doesn't The Human Race page has speed and durablity like other pages like it in the wiki? https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Predator https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Downstreamers https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Foundatio Also the page only really covers our big weapon's stats...
  6. Antvasima

    What are our standards for real world plants and fungi profiles?

    Hello. I was recently asked if it is allowed to create profiles for not just different types of real world animals, events, and weapons, but plants, fungi, etcetera, as well. I would appreciate input from the rest of the staff regarding how we should handle this in general.
  7. EnnardTrap1987

    A ******* Tornado tests some Nanomachines, son!

    Both 7-C Speed equalised Tornado: 0 Armstrong: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  8. GoCommitDi

    Hank Hill vs Thanos

    No, not the one from Marvel (otherwise Hank would stomp), but the dinosaur Fight is in Arlen, Texas, giving Hank the homefield advantage Hank has his rifle, pistol and chainsaw Both start 100m away
    • GoCommitDi
    • Thread
    • hank hill king of the hill thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. Flashlight237

    Olimar Fights Something His Own Size (Olimar vs Velvet Ant)

    Okay, so Nemo managed to find a tiny creature that can actually match Olimar: a Velvet Ant. Funnily enough, it's about Olimar's own size (1.9 cm for a red velvet ant). So yeah, gonna try that. For this one, well... 1. Speed is equalized 2. Olimar is without his Pikmin for once. Here are their...
  10. CNBA3

    Rotational Energy of the Milky Way

    I wish to know what the the rotational energy of the galaxy is, I know that the mass is 2.9833800017169e+42 kg (with Dark Matter included) and the angular velocity is 0.000000000000001 rad/s I was hoping that anyone have any links or formulas that would best calculate both the moment of...
  11. Nemo212

    Real World Profile Requests

    If anyone wants a Real World profile made, I'm opening requests. Fire away.
  12. Nemo212

    West Indian Manatee vs Giant Oceanic Manta Ray

    Fight takes place off the coast of the Florida Keys. Combatants start 10 meters away from each other. West Indian Manatee: Giant Oceanic Manta Ray: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • giant oceanic manta ray the real world west indian manatee
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Tetsucabrah

    How much AP would be required to "rival an entire division of a nation's military".

    http://prntscr.com/qmk0jb Based on this scan. Does any non nuclear weaponry used by a division of the military reach 8-B or 8-A? Assuming an air force division or a navy division could be used too.
  14. Nemo212

    Muskellunge vs Blacktip Reef Shark

    Fight takes place in some hypothetically neutral body of water that both a saltwater and a freshwater fish can survive in. Combatants start five meters apart. Blacktip Reef Shark: Muskellunge: 1 (XSOULOFCINDERX) Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • blacktip reef shark muskellunge the real world
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Nemo212

    Ocean Sunfish vs Giant Oceanic Manta Ray

    Fight takes place in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Combatants start 5 meters away from each other. Ocean Sunfish: Giant Oceanic Manta Ray: Inconclusive: 1 (Flashlight237)
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • giant oceanic manta ray ocean sunfish the real world
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Nemo212

    Red Triangle Slug vs Garden Snail

    Combatants start 50 cm away from each other. Red Triangle Slug: Garden Snail: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • garden snail red triangle slug the real world
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Nemo212

    Red-Bellied Piranha vs Largemouth Bass

    Fight takes place in a clear, calm section of the Amazon River. Combatants start five meters away from each other. Red-Bellied Piranha: Largemouth Bass: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • largemouth bass red-bellied piranha the real world
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Nemo212

    Largemouth Bass vs American Eel

    Last LMB fight was an unintentional stomp, unfortunately. This will be different. Fight takes place in a clear section of Lake Superior. Starting distance is five meters away from each other. Largemouth Bass: American Eel: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • american eel largemouth bass the real world
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Flashlight237

    Elulu (Cautious Hero) vs Wild Boar

    Okay, this might be out of the way, but might as well, right? Anyway, we have Elulu against, well, a wild boar. I would've given Elulu Street level+, but given the removal of Composite Human, that would've come off as unsourced even when she's evidently peak-human. Needless to say, here's how...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • elulu the hero is overpowered but overly cautious the real world wild boar
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Nemo212

    West Indian Manatee vs Ocean Sunfish

    Fight takes place at the Mesoamerican Barrier Reef during the summer. West Indian Manatee: Ocean Sunfish: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • ocean sunfish the real world west indian manatee
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. GoCommitDi

    Gibby from iCarly vs Thanos

    No, not the one from Marvel Comics because we all know Gibby stomps, instead it's the dinosaur Gibby is bloodlusted Speed is = Both start 999 meters away
  22. Bobsican

    Thanos Vs. Google

    Yeah guys, Thanos wants to sue Google Dino Speed equalized. Rawwwr!
  23. WeeklyBattles

    Piranha vs Alien Piranha

    Battle of the small predatory fish. I would say in-character and no prior knowledge or prep but thats not really needed. Who wins? Red-Bellied Piranha - 0 Biter - 2 (Nemo212, Flashlight237) Inconclusive - 0
  24. Nemo212

    Largemouth Bass vs Rainbow Trout

    Fight takes place in a clear section of Lake Superior. Starting distance is five meters away from each other. Largemouth Bass: Rainbow Trout: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • largemouth bass rainbow trout the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. Crzer07

    Happy New Year (again)

    Like I've said on the previous thread, this moment usually happens a couple weeks after the solstices. In Just less than a half hour of this writing (07:48 UTC) Earth will once again reach perihelion, it's nearest point to the Sun in its orbit. It is also moving at its fastest speed pacing along...
  26. Flashlight237

    Haast's Eagle vs Brontornis

    So yeah, here we are: a battle between the two fiercest birds in history: the Haast's Eagle vs Brontornis. The Haast's Eagle was kinda small, but it preyed on Moa, which weighed 230 kgs. Brontornis, however, is slightly smaller than a moa, but it can kill large animals, plus it weighs 350-400...
  27. Stalker_Maggot

    Shrek vs Thanos

    Based on this Shrek (William Steig's Shrek!) vs Thanos Simonattoi Speed = SBA Shrek (William Steig's Shrek!): Thanos Simonattoi: Inconclusive:
  28. Unoriginal_Memes

    Saber-Toothed Tiger Weight

    The page claims that the weight of one is 350-620 kg. However, they are only that heavy in pounds, not kg. So the only think needed to be done is change kg to pounds.
  29. Abu2411

    The Greatest Fighter to Ever Live

    Just a fun little Real Life profile: Sugar Ray Robinso "To be a champ, you've got to believe in yourself when no one else will" Summary: Widely regarded by most boxing historians, writers, experts and boxers to be the pound for pound greatest boxer to ever live, Sugar Ray Robinson...
    • Abu2411
    • Thread
    • grappler baki hajime no ippo kenganverse the real world
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  30. Jasonsith

    (0 Banana Joe - 0 Coconut Crab) A banana with an axe fights not really a crab

    A banana with an axe fights a crab which is not really a crab. Speed equalised (... Should I speed equalise for this?), both blood-lusted, else SBA. Battle fights at... the front door of Addiction Aquatic Development Taiwa Banana Joe - 0 Coconut Crab - 0 A wild boar appeared - 0
    • Jasonsith
    • Thread
    • banana joe coconut crab the amazing world of gumball the real world
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. LordGriffin1000

    Slowest Fighter Jet missile speed

    I noticed we have several profiles for fighter jets from The Real World. So I was wondering what is the slowest speed for a fighter jet missile?.
  32. DeathstroketheHedgehog

    Tornado Downgrade Revision

    I've seen in the calc blog and multiple threads about Tornadoes that F3 tornadoes are not your everyday tornadoes, and that's in fact your F1 tornado. Therefore, considering F3 as the average tornado makes its AP far higher than it should be. HOWEVER, at the same time, I don't want to get rid...
  33. Stalker_Maggot

    Thanos vs The Human Race

    Eh, I thought this might be a fun idea Plot The Human Race gets information about Thanos' plan to wipe out half of the universe. They know that even the Avengers failed. So, they come up with a plan. Thanos will come to earth in about a year, to search for the stones. In this time, they build...
    • Stalker_Maggot
    • Thread
    • marvel cinematic universe thanos (marvel cinematic universe) the human race (the real world) the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Unoriginal_Memes

    Wolf VS Cougar

    For this battle, a large Russian Gray Wolf will be facing off against an average-sized male cougar. The battle takes place in an open, snowy field, and they start 8 feet away from each other. Gray Wolf: Puma Concolor: 3 (Flashlight237,IvoryAS,Remy the wolf) Inconclusive:
  35. Bowser-us

    Actually dude, it's salt

    Croc vs Jimmy. no prep, 9-B keys. Speed =
  36. ElixirBlue

    Eri vs Spider(Man) 1-0-3 (Void)

    Eri vs the Tarantula, both are 10-C Speed Equalized Fight takes place in Eri's hospital room and the window is open. Tarantula crawled into the hospital room while Eri was out for a check up. Win conditions: First one to die or leave the room loses. Eri: 1 (Phoenks) Tarantula Goliath...
    • ElixirBlue
    • Thread
    • eri goliath birdeater my hero academia the real world
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Flashlight237

    Lightning McQueen vs Palaeoloxodon Namadicus

    So yeah, this one might be a little out of the way. Here, we have Lightning McQueen, who's more or less comparable to a stock car from NASCAR and related competitions, against Palaeoloxodon Namadicus, an extinct 22-tonne elephant. While Lightning McQueen has an AP of 6.2 Megajoules (I checked it...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • disney lightning mcqueen (canon) palaeoloxodon namadicus the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Wolverine-Man

    Arctodus VS Gigantopithecus

    Both are bloodlusted. Both are healthy adult males in their prime. Arena in Round 1: Pleistocene North America Arena in Round 2: Pleistocene Indonesia
    • Wolverine-Man
    • Thread
    • arctotis (jurassic fight club) gigantopithecus jurassic fight club the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. ElixirBlue

    Eri vs aggressive insect (Void)

    Eri vs the European Hornet, both are 10-C Speed Equalized Fight takes place in Eri's hospital bed and the window is open. First one to died or leave the room loses. Eri: European Hornet: Inconclusive:
  40. ElixirBlue

    I am going to get so hated for this match up! (Void)

    Eri vs the European Honeybee Speed Equalized Fight takes place in Eri's hospital bed and the window is open. First one to died or leave the room loses. Eri: Honey Bee: Inconclusive:
    • ElixirBlue
    • Thread
    • eri european honeybee my hero academia the real world
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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