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the real world

  1. Flashlight237

    Pachycephalosaurus vs Cattle

    Okay, so here's the deal. A Pachycephalosaurus is a dinosaur famously claimed to be built for ramming, and there are arguments for and against that claim, not to mention fossils with cranial lesions exist. A cattle, on the other hand, will attack by ramming, although two bulls killed each other...
  2. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
    • XSOULOFCINDERX
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    • cave bear fallout real life real world reality the real world the real world (verse) yao guai
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Oiguana2701

    Alien with a weird shape on its head fights a dog 0-1-0

    Butthead Alien vs Bull Terrier Rules: Fight takes place in the underground rainforest SBA Alien: Dog: 1 Cat (incon):
    • Oiguana2701
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    • bull terrier butthead aliens butthead aliens (evolution 2001) evolution (2001 movie) the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Maverick_Zero_X

    10 lions vs Tyrannosaurus rex

    10 lions fight a T-rex
  5. StrymULTRA

    Tiger vs Lion: This debate is wack

    Ok, so the Lion and Tiger's respective profiles, it's been estabilished for some reason that the Tiger is generally stronger. However, I don't think that it's always the case. I am not here to argue that the Lion wins either, but simply that both of them should be treated as comparable to each...
  6. ThePrimalHunter

    What Is Your Real Life Tier? FC/OC Edition

    Thanks to Rayfire for inspiring me to make this Title says it all. This has been done quite a few times on Vs Battles Wiki, as well as other VS thread sites like ComicVine, but I wanted to make one for FC/OC since I'm more involved in this community and the last one of these was like 3 years...
  7. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Megasaurus CRT

    This profile states it can produce 211,011,171 joules however its not rated at 9-A when 9-A starts at 23 Megajoules. Was this a mistake or did someone put the wrong output on the profile?
  8. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor vs African Wild Dog

    So here's the deal. Typically both creatures are depicted as pack hunters, with the African Wild Dog proven to be such and the Velociraptor only being such thanks to Jurassic Park and some circumstantial evidence from Deinonychus. But lets say for this sake this'll be a pack deal. For this...
  9. Peppersalt43

    Monsters in the sewers (Hanged Scratcher vs American Alligator)

    The Gator : 7 The Scratcher : 0 Incon : 0 Female Alligator used Speed equalized Fight takes place in a sewer, 20 meters apart with no line of sight
    • Peppersalt43
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    • american alligator hanged scratcher silent hill (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. H3110l12345I20

    The Real World Profiles and Scaling General Discussion Thread

    It's come to my attention that there may need to be a hub for feedback and idea sharing to improve our IRL profiles (especially the animal ones). In my experience, DarlingAurora has made better judgements, so this thread is going to be here to share ideas and feedback with other members looking...
  11. Sans2345

    The Rake fights a Capybara (2-0-0)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rake https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Capybara Both are 10-B, anything above 10-B is restricted, both are higher via piercing damage, the full-grown Capybara is bloodlusted and willing to fight. Battle takes place in a rain forest, both are 10 meters...
    • Sans2345
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    • capybara creepypasta the rake the real world versus thread
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. Flashlight237

    Coyote vs Harpy Eagle

    Okay, so here's the deal. We have the Coyote, and then we have the Harpy Eagle. From what I can tell, both creatures can go from around 10-C to 10-B. From what I can tell, here's what both creatures have. Coyote Hunted larger prey, like goats and sheep Largest individuals are slightly out of...

  13. 2-A vs 10-C. Who wins?

    Princess Celestia vs 5 Chickens Starting distance is 2 meters Battle takes place in an indestructible room Who wins? Horse: Bird: Inconclusive:
    • Spilxson2
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    • chicken my little pony princess celestia the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  14. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Birds of a feather, flock together (Pigeon vs Chicken)

    Conditions: Weight is equal. Speed equalized Chicke: 7 (Me, Sans2345, Apollonir.Scale, JustANormalLemon, King_Dom470, Peppersalt43, Spectra_Schiffer) Cute lil birds: Incon: 1 (Flashlight237)
  15. ThePrimalHunter

    A Teenager vs A Danger Doggo (Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena) (GRACE)

    It's 4 A.M for me rn and I'm too tired to think of a creative story, so feel free to make up your own Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena Ground Rules: Fight takes place in a safari Oscar is bare-handed Oscar's 1st key is used The Striped Hyena is 10-B Speed Unequal (Peak Human Speed Oscar is used)...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • not a kind world oscar qualls striped hyena that one classmate the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles

  16. Vehicles with highest KE ever

    I'm attempting to rank the real world vehicles of all time by their maximum kinetic energy. I have performed some calculations already and this is what I have so far: Gerald R Ford nuclear powered warship: KE = (1/2)(10^8)(15.6)^2 = 1.21 × 10^10 J (large building level, high 8-C) Heaviest oil...
    • Ciarán_5993
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    • car real world rocket ship space probe space shuttle the real world the real world (verse) train vehicles
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: General Discussion
  17. Flashlight237

    Real World Animal Categories

    Hey there. So uhh... Why are people putting the "Characters" category under real world animals? They're real life entities, not fictional characters, so it really doesn't make sense.
  18. Oiguana2701

    Lizard vs bat thing (The Real World vs Godzilla) 0-1-0

    Iguana vs Dorat So: Both start 3 meters away from eachother. That's it. Mammal(?): 1 Lizard: Incon:
    • Oiguana2701
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    • dorat godzilla iguana king ghidora real life the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  19. Energy to destroy great wall of China

    Destroying the great wall of China is (un)surprisingly not a wall level feat. The wall has a mass of 50 million tonnes = 5 × 10^10 kg. It is made of various stones including brick and marble. The density of most stones are about 2200kg/m^3 to 2800kg/m^3 so I assume the average to be about...
    • Ciarán_5993
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    • great wall great wall of china real world the real world the real world (verse) wall level
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: General Discussion

  20. Argentinosaurus incorrect GPE?

    On Argentinosaurus' profile it calculates GPE at 5 MJ assuming centre of gravity is 6.5 metres high. Couldn't it stand up on 2 legs like many images of it depict to get to centre of mass at least 13 metres above ground raising GPE to 10 MJ?

  21. Composite human Bren Forster kick AP

    Bren Forster can kick at 60.7974 m/s but previous calculations of his AP did not take moments of inertia into account (and just assumed the entire leg below the thigh moved at that speed) or did not take the weight of his foot into account when calculating inertia (and assumed the weight of his...
  22. Flashlight237

    Blacktip Reef Shark vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so the Blacktip Reef Shark is listed at Street Level while the Chimpanzee is listed at Human Level+. The Blacktip Reef Shark typically bites out of stupidity more than anything. While its bite force isn't rated, a Blacktip Shark, a visually similar shark in terms of both size and...
  23. ThePrimalHunter

    An Edgy Teenager Fights A Damn Dinosaur (Jeff The Killer vs Herrerasaurus) (GRACE)

    Okay this one actually seems like an interesting discussion Jeff the Killer (Reboot) vs Herrerasaurus Ground Rules: Both are 10-A Speed is equal Neither start with line of sight Herrerasaurus's Above Average LS is used Jeff has his knife Fight takes place in Jeff's old house Who Wins...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • creepypasta herrerasaurus jeff the killer jeff the killer (reboot) the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  24. JustANormalLemon

    Vermin Kings (Real World) (RAT vs 100 Cockroachs)(0-1-0)

    NORWAY (BROWN) RAT vs 100 COCKROACHES Rules: Battle takes place in a island of trash with a radius of 10 meters floating on sewer water The Roaches start hidden and around the Rat 1 meter away Both are Bloodlusted Biggest Norway rat used Averge size Roaches used Friendly Fire off The RAT...
  25. Flashlight237

    Banana Slug vs Red Triangle Slug

    This would be an interesting match-up. So, the Banana Slug is the second largest slug species, with a length of up to 25 cm. It has a slime that numbs the tongue of predators: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slug The Red Triangle Slug, on the other hand, has a length of up to 15 cm. It...
  26. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • emperor penguin (learn to fly) mr. burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. LeoEpicGamer8910

    Panda Fight (Giant Panda vs Panda) [GRACE]

    Rules Location is the elementary school from FNaP, with both starting at opposite ends of a hallway SBA for anything else Voting Real panda: Scales to this; 375 to 9920 J Robot panda: 3 Scales to this; 375 to 9920 J Inconclusive:
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    • five nights at panda's giant panda panda (five nights at panda's) the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  28. Soupywolf5

    Wood vs Wasp (3-0-0)

    I used to rule the world... 10-C's old king returns to fighting groups of real world animals Woody vs 2 Asian Giant Hornets Both are 10-C, speed is unequalized for now (Woody's faster but the hornet's flight speed isn't too far behind), and the fight takes place in a garage I still haven't...
    • Soupywolf5
    • Thread
    • asian giant hornet the real world toy story woody (toy story)
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. King_Dom470

    Caveman fights a dinosaur (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Fight takes place in a forest tundra Herrerasaurus has it's peak human lifting strength Neanderthal has a spear SBA for everything else Caveman: (AThe1412, MarkGoldbridge, BrackishBrineBroth, ThePrimalHunter, Peppersalt43, King_Dom470, Mariogoods, JustANormalLemon) Dinosaur...
    • King_Dom470
    • Thread
    • herrerasaurus neanderthal the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. H3110l12345I20

    Waltuh fights another doggy, return of the kid named finger (Walter White vs Coyote)

    Lol. I think I know an animal Heisenburger can win in a fight fair and square more easily. Conditions: SBA, Speed is equalized. Both opponents are bloodlusted. Further clarification: if it's not obvious already, the Coyote is 10-B while Walt is 10-A. Discount Wolf: It's Mister White Yo: 3...
  31. Flashlight237

    Meganeura vs Rat

    So here's the deal. Meganeura is the largest flying insect ever, with a wingspan that can exceed 70 cm and a weight of up to 150 grams. Meganeura is a hawker dragonfly, which at best can pull off 35 miles an hour, although body length per second ratios may make this rating higher. At the same...
  32. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) An overrated dinosaur fights a dog 7-0-0

    Two rules: Start 5 meters away from eachother Human level coyote is used Okay, so according to the page, coyotes would have a KE of 'Street level', with no specific value, so, using the 13 kg weight said, and the speed on the page, we get 2401.8342672896 J. Same thing for velociraptor. Using...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • coyote dinosaurs the real world the real world (verse) velociraptor versus thread
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. King_Dom470

    Walter White fights a giant rat (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: Capybara is bloodlusted Walt doesn't have any of his weapons Battle takes place in Wu Shi Academy SBA for everything else Walter White: Capybara: (King_Dom470, JustANormalLemon, Oiguana2701, noninho, ShockingPsychic, AThe1412, Mariogoods) Incon:
  34. Flashlight237

    A Bug's Life But Worse (Hopper vs Bullet Ant)

    Okay, so a bullet ant vs Hopper from a Bug's Life. It should be noted that Hopper is significantly stronger than a normal grasshopper, having one-shot a member of his own kind with a punch. A bullet ant took several minutes to kill a grasshopper in an enclosed space: Given these circumstances...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • bullet ant disney hopper (a bug's life) pixar real world the real world
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Flashlight237

    Amphicyon vs Epicyon

    So, these two dogs are on the wiki. Let's see how they fare against one another. So, Amphicyon has a wider size range of the two animals due to it's genus being more well-known of the two doglike creatures. It can go from about 112 kg for A. astrei to 550 kg for A. ingens. It has a bearlike...
  36. Oiguana2701

    78th Walter White match just today (Walter White Vs Pachycephalosaurus)

    Battle takes place in Pachycephalosaurus' natural habitat Walter White has prior knowledge of the environment of the battle, but not of the Pachy itself, and the Pachy has prior knowledge of Walter's gun, and understands it's danger Walter is bloodlusted Walter has his Smith & Wesson Model 442...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • breaking bad pachycephalosaurus the real world versus thread walter white
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Peppersalt43

    A chicken meets its creation (Chicken vs Bucky)

    Chicken Devil : 0 Chicken : 7 Incon : 0 A hen is used as a rooster would actually stomp Surprised this hasn't been done yet. In fact I'm surprised nobody has used Bucky for a VS thread before
    • Peppersalt43
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    • bucky (chainsaw man) chainsaw man chicken the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Flashlight237

    Walter White vs Chimpanzee

    Walter White... He's a cancer patient who has a gun... And frankly, since he gets skittish very easily, he has a hard time aiming. What would happen if we pit him against a Murder Ape? Walter's main pistol is 10-A+. Meanwhile, it took four shots from a GLOCK to put down Travis, and that's...
  39. Flashlight237

    Chucky vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so Chucky... He's a serial killer in the body of a doll, and as of late he can do soul fissionism as long as there are Good Guy Dolls around. He's a killer who, unlike practically ANY horror movie villain, has standards, killing a guy trying to r*** a cripple and killing an abusive...
  40. Flashlight237

    Chimpanzee vs Cheetah REMATCH

    Okay, so uhh... Here's the deal. The Cheetah won due to a whole buncha nonsense about size and such in this thread: https://vsbattles.com/threads/grace-chimp-vs-cheetah.146374/ Thing is, the real world proved once again that, NO, that's not how that works. According to this paper, a chimpanzee...
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