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the real world

  1. BigSmoke4269

    how much would a brachiosaurus skeleton weigh?

    i need to know the weight of a brachiosaurus skeleton for a calc, but whenever i look it up, all i can find is the weight of a live brachiosaurus.
  2. Coolboy6

    Thanos is strong, but not as strong as family (0-0-0)

    Dino Thanos vs Dominic Toretto Both 9-B, speed equalized Thanos: Family:
    • Coolboy6
    • Thread
    • dominic toretto thanos simonattoi the fast and the furious the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Flashlight237

    Giant Anteater vs Lion (Real World)

    Ya know, when you can kill one of the most powerful cats, the jaguar, you know you've got it made. Let's take things a step further. What if we pit a giant anteater against a lion? I'm gonna make it a lioness here because I'm not sure if a giant anteater can go toe to toe with a male lion. That...
  4. Flashlight237

    Slowest Animals Ever: Three-Toed Sloth vs Koala

    Okay, so this is one debate you've probably heard of. I mean really, sloths are the slowest animals in terms of speed, moving at a measly 13.2 feet per minute at best. Koalas, on the other hand, are lazier than sloths even though they are, well, faster. While sloths sleep 15-18 hours a day...
  5. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets!

    Yep. You read that title right. Lets do this! this bracket is gonna be a disaster Rules 1. All entries must be from The Real World 2. All entries must be 9-B. 9-C+ animals are allowed as long as they're strong enough to physically contend with a 9-B animal 3. Anything that is as strong as...
  6. Dusty_Raider

    Scp-3008 experiences a random chimp event.

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Chimpanzee https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-3008 A massive group of chimps get teleported into Infinite Ikea and decide the humans are holding too much territory. 250 chimps vs the 60+ people in Ikea. Both get a full day of prep. Chimps: Infinite Ikea...
  7. Bobsican

    Thanos fights a baby shark

    Speed equalized, Baby Shark is in the fountain on the place SBA takes place in Baby Shark Brooklyn Thanos
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • baby shark brooklyn baby shark's big show! thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    10-A Tournament Losers Round 2, Match 19 (Chimpanzee VS A.J.)

    Let the tournament continue! Both are 10-A (Anything above 10-A is restricted) Both have prior knowledge of each other Speed is equalized Chimpanzee (The Real World): A.J. (The Fairly OddParents!): Inconclusive:
  9. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    10-A Tournament Round 2, Match 15 (Chimpanzee VS Strelok)

    Let the tournament continue! Both are 10-A, obviously (Anything above 10-A is restricted) Both have prior knowledge of each other Speed is equalized Chimpanzee (The Real World): Strelok (S.T.A.L.K.E.R): 3 (Popted2, Oleggator, Armorchompy) Inconclusive:
  10. Flashlight237

    Scorpee vs Hippopotamus (Real World)

    Okay, so I've been making art for an MMO called Eliatopia; wrote nearly the entire bestiary for it too. It's online now and it's got a story and paid features, so of course it qualifies for a verse here. One of my favorite monsters is the Scorpee, a giant yellow scorpion. Scorpees are...
  11. Coolboy6

    Sus man vs sus animal

    Imposter vs domestic pig. Both 9-C, speed equalized, battle takes place in an open field. Sus imposter: 2 Sus scrofa: AMOGUS:
    • Coolboy6
    • Thread
    • among us domestic pig imposter (among us) the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. BigSmoke4269

    Real World Human Profiles

    i've already said this on another thread so i'll just paste it here "oh yeah, also, regarding pages for real people, i think they should be allowed within reason (e.g. mike tyson profile good, hitler profile bad), as long as the profiles are matchbanned and exist primarily for reference...
  13. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    10-A Tournament Round 1, Match 5 (Chimpanzee VS James T. Kirk)

    Let the tournament continue! Both are 10-A (Anything above 10-A is restricted) Both have prior knowledge of each other. Speed is equalized Chimpanzee (The Real World): James T. Kirk (Star Trek): I flip a coin:
  14. Flashlight237

    T. Rex (Real World) vs T. Rex (Jurassic Park)

    Ah yeah, T. Rex. Quite an interesting dino, I will say. Okay, so we all know that Jurassic Park basically popularized dinosaurs and all that. The most popular of these dinosaurs is the T. Rex. For this match, here's what I got. 1. This is Rexy (the original T. Rex from Jurassic Park) vs a...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • jurassic park t. rex the real world tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (jurassic park) tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Unwanteduser48

    Joseph surviving WW2 part 2: Operation Touch (November 8, 1942-November 10, 1942)

    Day/Month/Year: November 8, 1942 Location: Morocco Joseph has an M1903 Springfield and an Colt M1917 revolver Speed Equalized except for the Reaction part Hamon is allowed this time but for hands to hands combat only lol Vote: Joseph died: Joseph survived:
  16. Flashlight237

    Death Jackal (Monsterverse) vs Grizzly Bear

    It's a little weird how a Death Jackal can win against a tiger, but not against a polar bear, but whatever. Might as well pit the thing against one of the largest and strongest land carnivores. So, we got a Death Jackal against a Grizzly Bear. Of course it goes without saying that a Great White...
  17. StrymULTRA

    (0-1-0) Mondo Owada vs a Mammoth

    My weirdest match match ever done, sorry. Mondo Owada vs Wolly Mammoth Plot: While Mondo was returning to the Crazy Diamonds after short race, a random space-time anomaly occours and for some reason, a mammoth gets out. The animal, confused, initially charges against buildings, but then, it...
  18. Armorchompy

    Real life animals CRT

    Our IRL Profiles are kinda questionable, so here I go fixing stuff. Before any actual changes, a lot of profiles use awkward or outdated terminology and wording, and I’d like to request a permission to fix that. Also, I won’t be tackling KE stuff, it was agreed to be wrong to use KE for all...
  19. Flashlight237

    Raccoon vs Coyote

    Okay, so apparently raccoons are tougher fighters than what their profile made them out to be, as there had been various fights of raccoons against coyotes on Youtube, with varying results too. Quite frankly, I wanna see how they'd actually hold up in a Vs debate. Both combatants start 5 meters...
  20. Tllmbrg

    Cane Toad revision (Yes really)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cane_Toad minor Mind Manipulation (In humans, bufotenin causes mild hallucinations, with side effects lasting less than an hour) No, just no This's just perception manipulation so that should be changed
  21. Spinoirr

    Morty is stuck in a jungle all thanks to Rick

    Speed is = and base Morty is used Tapir: Morty: Icon:
  22. Flashlight237

    Murder Hornet vs Rat

    Asian giant hornets, like European hornets and praying mantises, are among the insects that can kill mice. Asian giant hornets, however, are a greater threat than either, so let's pit it against another threat: rats! Yep. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrats! This battle will be full-on...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • asian giant hornet murder hornet rat rat (real world) real world the real world
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  23. How to tier some fitness Youtubers?

    Like Athlean-X, Brian Shaw, Larry Wheels, etc ... Would be very interesting For example: Name: Eddie Hall Tier: 9-C Gender: Male Age: 32 Classification: Human, Strongman Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Characteristic, skilled boxer, Genius Intelligence Attack Potency: Street level (He once...
  24. Sans2345

    Real World Discussion Thread

    Discussions relating to the reality that we live in.
  25. Maverick_Zero_X

    Grizzly Bear vs Leopard

    A bloodlusted Grizzly Bear takes on 3 Leopards
  26. Ugarik

    Sledgehammer (Real World) Downgrade

    So sledgehammer in real-world is rated as 9-B. The 9-B baseline is 15000 J. In order to get a wall level strike a human needs to swing a 4.5 kg sledgehammer at 81 m/s which is impossible.
  27. Flashlight237

    Is Molting Really Regeneration?

    I dunno. I've seen many profiles that say "Regeneration (Low-Mid via Molting)," but sincerely think that molting was blown out of proportion. Last I checked, molting wasn't in any shape or form regeneration; in fact, it's really just creatures shedding their skin most of the time, with one...
  28. Tllmbrg

    Bat Upgrade

    TLDR Bats are really resistant to diseases ergo, Resistance to Disease Manipulation To quote from the linked article: "While enjoying such longevity, bats are also able to tolerate a variety of viruses—not only the Coronaviruses, but also other, more vicious ones. They coexist with viruses...
  29. SamanPatou

    Real life vehicles in vs threads

    I was wondering if it's allowed to make matches where a character faces a real life vehicle, assuming that generic humans are driving it Vehicles don't have the victories/losses section, so the answer might be obvious, but who knows
  30. Dusty_Raider

    Ocean vs Rivers

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Muskellunge?mobile-app=false https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Barracuda?mobile-app=false Both are in a large artificial pond Pike: GB: I:
  31. Aguywhodoesthings

    your tier in real life but with a twist

    yeah this type of thread has been done a couple of times already but this time you're supposed to completely wank yourself as much as possible
  32. Roachman40

    Are hypothetical Real World Profiles allowed?

    what it says above, I mean things like our friend graham, the car crash human, or any other hypothetical creatures/objects like Gabriels Hor
  33. MilesTheMorales1

    Religion: what are your beliefs?

    I saw other forums do this a while back, so I'm making this thread. I hope to get people to know one another closer than before, and have some deep dive philosophical discussions. It doesn't matter if you're an Atheist, Buddhist, Christian, Hindu, Jedi, New Age, Muslim, or Spaghetti Monster...
  34. Tllmbrg

    So they can bite,sting and cut

    Okay so a page like King Kong (1933) has Natural Weaponry based purely off sharp teeth So like should all The Real World's animals that use biting as an attack method, horns, stingers, claws etc have said ability? For examples that have this but lack the power see: Styracosaurus for horns...
  35. Jasonsith

    Questions regarding plasma, laser and other "light beams"

    1. While we somehow have guidelines of defining what is a laser attack and what is not, do we have similar guidelines of determining a plasma attack? 2. I have read that Electric ions in the plasma propelled from a plasma engine travel at 180,000 km/h, that is 50,000 m/s or Mach 145.77. I am...
    • Jasonsith
    • Thread
    • laser/light beam dodging feats plasma manipulation projectile dodging feats the real world
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  36. Sans2345

    Big Charlie fights a Bear

    Both 9-B speed is equalized battle takes place in a forest win via by death, incap, or KO SBA Big Charlie: 0 Grizzly Bear: 0 Incon: 0 VS
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • big charlie grizzly bear the real world trevor henderson mythos
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. DeathstroketheHedgehog

    High 4-C is a kinda weird tier

    It is far too late to be looking for a sitewide revision, so I'm just leaving this up to discussion. Thing is, (disclaimer, as far as I'm aware) not a lot of verses actually use "Large stars". It's far more likely to run into supernova feats than it. Wouldn't it make more sense for High 4-C to...
  38. Dddd222

    Shotgun speed

    Title. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Projectile_Dodging_Feats this page doesn't list Shotguns, and I don't know enough about them to be able to guess where it'd be closest to.
  39. DTG499

    When are we going to calculate the speed of the UFOs?

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/27/politics/pentagon-ufo-videos/index.html
  40. DTG499

    I want a calc on how fast these UFOs are moving

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/27/politics/pentagon-ufo-videos/index.html
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