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the real world

  1. Armorchompy

    Bottlenose Dolphin Revision

    Trying to fix VSBW animal pages is like trying to stop the Titanic from sinking by drinking all the water but I'm making a page for a fictional dolphin so I figured might as well. OG page, new P&A. In addition to the following I tried to put scans on most things which the current page lacks. You...
  2. HonestlyBored24

    R-Day (The Human Race vs. The Rot) (4-0-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz All are “in-character”. The “battle” takes place on… y’know. The Rot starts in the body of a random man in New York City (the man and The Rot start at stage one). Nobody is aware of the Rot at the beginning of the match. The Rot doesn’t start with any hosts except the man it is...
    • HonestlyBored24
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    • the human race (the real world) the real world the rot (contaminated! au) weirdozjunkary's sonic the hedgehog aus
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  3. MichaelCalistro

    Composite Gigantopithecus vs Composite Human REDUX • (0-0-0)

    This has happened before in Nov 5, 2022. Has the result changed? - - - - - Gigantopithecus, the Strongest Primate Of Today VS Human, the Strongest Primate In History - - - - - Peak Gigantopithecus • Peak Human • Standard Battle Assumptions • Stats are unequalized • In a very large...
    • MichaelCalistro
    • Thread
    • animal forums gigantopithecus human joke battles primate the real world vs battles wiki vs battles wiki forum vs thread
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  4. ThePrimalHunter

    The Battle Of The Perfect Humans (Composite Human vs Master Chief) (0-1-1)

    Connections: Both are the perfect humans. CH is the perfected version of the IRL human & John-117 is the perfected version of the Halo verses human. But, which of these perfect humans is the more perfect human? Rules: Speed is equal Master Chief doesn't have the MJOLNIR armor Master Chief has...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) halo master chief the real world the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  5. O0DSF0o

    THE COOLEST FIGHT EVER - PRAYING MANTIS VS 10000 WORM'S (THE REAL WORLD)

    Woah oh! Looks like Little Timmy is making animals fight to the death again for their own enjoyment! Equal Speed, Battle takes place in the Judgement Hall Cool Worms: Cool Mantis: Cool Draw: 0
    • O0DSF0o
    • Thread
    • common earthworm praying mantis the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. ThePrimalHunter

    Because we're allowing FC/OC vs JBW matches now (Iron Man (DEATH BATTLE!) vs Composite Human) (0-0-0)

    There has been an influx of FC/OC vs JBW matches, so ig we're chill with those now. Anyways, let's put CH against some FC/OC characters Iron Man (DEATH BATTLE!) vs Composite Human Rules: Batman vs Iron Man Tony is used Speed is equal Both have 3 weeks of prep time & access to all of their...
  7. O0DSF0o

    Fen wants a word with the chef (Fen vs Human with Pizza Cutter) [GRACE]

    Losers Round 1, Matchup A. Fight will take place in The Judgement Hall from Undertale with a 10 meters starting distance, Speed Equalised, SBA for everything else. Standard and Optional Equipment for both "I Am Going to K!ll Your Family!": 3 (Axorandom0, TheBoxofIncidents, O0DSF0o) Makes da...
    • O0DSF0o
    • Thread
    • dsf's sharp 9-c tournament fen fundamental paper education human with pizza cutter the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  8. Hortonhearsahoot

    Anthropomorphic Strawberry VS a "Bird" (Bat VS. Quaggled Mireclops)

    -Starting distance is 3 meters away with the bat swooping in on the Mireclops -SBA otherwise Quaggled Mireclops: Microbat (Real World): 1 (MannyQ361) Inconclusive:
  9. O0DSF0o

    [GRACE] Akame Pizzamarua! (Akame Nakamura vs Human with Pizza Cutter)

    Winners Round 1, Matchup B. Fight will take place in The Judgement Hall from Undertale with a 10 meters starting distance, Speed Equalised, SBA for everything else Standard Equipment for both "You are little more than a whining, crying child": 5 (Axorandom0, O0DSF0o, Rayfire...
    • O0DSF0o
    • Thread
    • akame nakamura dsf's sharp 9-c tournament human with pizza cutter the real world
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  10. O0DSF0o

    [GRACE] William Afton gets a taste of his own pizza (William Afton vs Human with Pizza Cutter) (Fnaf VHS vs The Real World)

    One of William Afton's chefs get sick of their low pay, so they decide to kill their boss. RULES: Equal Speed and Stamina Alive Key for William Afton Human gets 9-C on their Pizza Cutter William Afton starts without his Springbonnie suit Battle takes place in the FNAF 1 Location, starting in...
    • O0DSF0o
    • Thread
    • fnaf vhs human with pizza cutter the real world william afton (fnaf vhs)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  11. Comiphorous

    The Human Race vs NEXUS Core (The Real World vs Madness Combat)

    NEXUS Core has built a portal to the real world, and decided to destroy the entire human race and take the entire planet for their own. Both humanity and NEXUS Core get 2 days of prep time Neither party has knowledge on eachother Speed is equalized project gestalt id restricted. Otherwise SBA...
    • Comiphorous
    • Thread
    • madness combat nexus core the human race (the real world) the real world
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. O0DSF0o

    [STOMP] UNDERTALE 2 (The Underground vs The Human Race) (Undertale vs The Real World)

    Something something WAR!!! Both get 6 months of prep, speed equal, both at max 7-C and nothing beyond that, Technology Key for Monsters I can add more rules into this since there is a LOT of factors. The REAL Human Race: 0 The UNDERTALE Monster Race: 1 (Speedblitzer50) Guys, stop fighting...
    • O0DSF0o
    • Thread
    • humanity (undertale) the human race (the real world) the real world undertale
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Flashlight237

    Freddy Fazbear vs Horse

    Okay, so let's see here... So, let's compare the two. Freddy Fazbear has an AP of around 3000 give or take based on the skull-crushing feat. Horses, on the other hand, have a scientifically-measured AP of 750 joules, although I have calc'd them at higher joule values (although can't say if my...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear horse real world the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. ThePrimalHunter

    The Best Of Man Fights The Horrors Of Man (Composite Human vs Judge Holden) (0-0-0)

    Composite Human is a mix of the best & worst humans to have ever lived. Judge Holden is a metaphor for the horrors of war & the violent nature of humanity. There's your connections, lets see them fight Composite Human vs Judge Holden Ground Rules: Speed is equal Fight takes place in the...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • blood meridian composite human (real world) judge holden the real world
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  15. ThePrimalHunter

    "Do You Like Hurting Other People?" (Jacket vs Composite Human) (GRACE)

    50 Blessings has been having some trouble with Composite Human, so they manipulate Jacket into killing him for them Rules: Speed Unequal (Can equalize it if needed) Jacket has full prior knowledge on CH, including his equipment & car CH knows Jacket's appearance & his background as a soldier...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) hotline miami jacket (hotline miami) the real world
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  16. ThePrimalHunter

    New Year, New Composite Human Matchup (Composite Human vs Tiger) (GRACE)

    2,477 days ago, back when CH was still on the wiki, Composite Human vs Lion was made, which to this day, I think is the biggest vote difference on the wiki's history, with an embarrasing 22-1-0 vote in favor of CH. And I mean, it makes sense. CH was given a damn Glock. I remember reading a story...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) the real world tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  17. ThePrimalHunter

    Composite Human Vs An Invisible Man (0-0-0)

    Composite Human (The Real World... Kind Of) vs Adrian Griffin (The Invisible Man 2020) Story: Adrian goes to invade James Lainer's house to kill him. However, James Lainer isn't in the house, he had to work an extra shift. At the same time, Composite Human is breaking into the house to rob it...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) the invisible man (2020) the real world
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  18. Flashlight237

    Chucky vs Lion

    So this one's a little odd... Chucky gets 2347 joules in AP from a punch with a force of 9900 newtons (based on the common feat linked in his profile). A lion... Using real-world logic, a zebra has various articles about it kicks, with estimates going up to 1360.8 kgf (13344.9 newtons), and...
  19. Flashlight237

    Pug vs Hody Jones

    Okay, so uhh... One is a One Piece character who is basically the epitome of osteoporosis. The other is a pug, a dog which is so prone to health issues that I'm pretty sure the pug dying on the spot will be a legit wincon. For this match, this will be 10-C Hody vs the pug. Here are their...
  20. King_Dom470

    Depressed Teenage Girl Tries to Beat a Dinosaur to Death (7-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in the Literature club SBA for everything else "I'm gonna keep writing until I die": (H3110l12345I20, HonestlyBored24, O0DSF0o, Speedblitzer50, King_Dom470, MannyQ361, Arkansalter2) "Clever Girl": Inconclusive:
    • King_Dom470
    • Thread
    • doki doki literature club! sayori the real world velociraptor
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. Flashlight237

    Wildcat vs Domestic Cat

    So, this one might be a little interesting. So, we have a Wildcat and we have the Domestic Cat. The wildcat is considered the ancestor of the domestic cat. The domestic cat, on the other hand, is responsible for the extinction of many bird and small animal species. Now, this is where things...
  22. ThePrimalHunter

    Composite Human Fights The Most Wanked Gorilla Ever (Composite Human vs Composite Gorilla) (0-0-0)

    Composite Human (Real World What-If Mergings) vs Composite Gorilla (r/whowouldwin) Gorillas are wanked to all hell on r/whowouldwin, and it's hard to believe that some people really think gorillas are this strong. My first thought to many of these peoples statements was "if gorillas really are...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite gorilla (r/whowouldwin) composite human (real world) gorilla r/whowouldwin the real world
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  23. Javenplayz253

    Can Tabi beat the fly allegations? (Tabi McGreller vs HouseFly) [Grace (He couldn't beat the fly allegations, sadly)]

    Story: Tabi uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh appears in the Room for IDIOTS. And sees a fly flying around the room... THEY WANT TO KILL EACHOTHER. Rules: Stickman tabi is being used Speed is unequalized Both are bloodlusted The battle takes place in a waiting room. "I'm going to pull out my plastic toy...
  24. Oiguana2701

    Shark finds alien snake... thing (0-7-0) (GRACE HAS ENDED)

    Great White Shark vs. Crabsnake Rules: Fight takes place in the Jellyshroom Cave Both start around 25 meters away from eachother So that's it. If anything's unfair, tell me. Generic big shark: Advantage of faster (in short busts) and better bite force Big snake arthropod: 7 Advantage in LS...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • crabsnake crabsnake (subnautica) great white shark great white shark (the real world) subnautica the real world the real world (verse) vs matches
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. Ti58

    Suggested changes regarding supernovae

    Okay, so this page doesn't have supernova impostors, which are violent explosions caused by extreme eruptions of Luminous Blue Variable stars (LBV), which also sometimes experience normal outbursts, where only their temperature changes, but the luminosity stays the same (it increases a lot in...
  26. IDK3465

    At What Point is a Feat too Survivable by Regular Humans to Actually Count?

    Hello everyone, Recently, I made this calc for a character tanking a relatively high fall and, initially, it was accepted by Flashlight237 and nobody seemed to have any issue with it. But, soon afterwards, Agnaa brought up how regular people have consistently survived falls of a similar height...
  27. H3110l12345I20

    Adding Standards for Scaling Real World Animals.

    (Given permission by staff here to post the thread) Long story short, I'm here still scaling stuff in the real world primarily so even the most civil, good people here won't make the most fallacious assumptions. In the meantime, it's about time we gave the real world verse actual standards to...
  28. ShockingPsychic

    Ghostface fights a Zebra (Scream Vs. The Real World)

    Roman fights a zebra. Don't ask me how. Speed UNEQUAL No prep Roman is in-character Zebra is bloodlusted Fight takes place in parkinglot Starting distance is 10 meters Roman doesn't have his optional equipment ROMAN BRIDGER: ZEBRA: 7
  29. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    The hunter hunts a croc (grace)

    The hunter: Saltwater crocodile: @Artorimachi_Meteoraft, @Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer, @H3110l12345I20, @AThe1412, @Fezzih_007 Rules Speed equalized First key hunter and 9-B male croc used Hunter has a shotgun for optional equipment Starting distance 20ft out of sight Battle takes...
  30. IDK3465

    Why Do We Not Allow Profiles for Real World People, But do for Fictional Depictions of Them?

    ^
  31. HonestlyBored24

    Huge Hippo Upgrade

    Add Flight to the hippopotamus profile. https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne
  32. Flashlight237

    Bottlenose Dolphin vs Beluga Whale

    I mean, it makes sense. While beluga whales are larger than bottlenose dolphins with a weight ranging from 1100 to 1600 as opposed to dolphins' 300 kg (with a weight range of 150 to 650 kg), at the same time, the beluga whale is hardly confrontational while bottlenose dolphins are infamous for...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • beluga whale (the real world) bottlenose dolphin real world the real world
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Smashtwig

    Ayanokoji vs Megalodon

    I've seen a whole of Ayanokoji matchups recently so I had to try this Fight takes place in the photic zone (aka they can both see) of the middle of the Pacific Ocean- daytime. Ayanokoji starts underwater, equipped with his baton The Megalodon wanna eat smth (so it can actually like... fight)...
    • Smashtwig
    • Thread
    • ayanokoji kiyotaka classroom of the elite megalodon the real world
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. ThePrimalHunter

    A Peak Human Fights A Man Who's Good With Numbers (Composite Human vs The Number Man) (0-0-0)

    Composite Human vs The Number Man Ground Rules: Speed is equal Fight takes place in NYC They start 2 kilometers apart with no line of sight Composite Human has an AWM Sniper and Beretta M9 CH has prior knowledge of Number Man's precog & how it works Both are in-character Who Wins? The Human...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • baki hanma composite human composite human (real world) grappler baki the real world
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  35. Flashlight237

    Beelzebufo vs Domestic Cat

    So yeah, we have a domestic cat, which has a bit of a record for being a decent hunter. Pretty much everyone knows how they are considering that they're responsible for many bird extinctions. As for Beelzebufo, it's best aspect is its strength. It has an estimated bite force of 500 to 2200...
  36. Flashlight237

    Triceratops vs Elephant

    So this match... Eh, it's going to be a weird one. So the weight range of both triceratops and elephants are pretty much the same, with Triceratops going from 6 to 10 tonnes with a smaller complete specimen weighing in at 5.4 tonnes whereas elephants go from 5.2 to 6.9 tonnes with the largest...
  37. Oiguana2701

    Prehistoric boar vs current boar

    Placerias Vs Central European Boar Rules: Battle takes place in an African savannah They start 5 meters away from eachother Who wins? Placerias: Boar: Incon:
    • Oiguana2701
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    • boar placerias placerias (real world) the real world the real world (verse) vs battles vs thread vs threads wild boar
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. ThePrimalHunter

    2 Busted 9-Cs Fight (Composite Human vs Man In The Suit) (0-0-0)

    These 2 are debatebly the most powerful 9-Cs on the wiki. So when both of them get into a fight, who's coming out on top? Composite Human (Real World) vs The Man In The Suit (Unknowingly) Ground Rules: Composite Human has prior knowledge on The Man's abilities CH has a Mossberg 500 and a...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) real world the man in the suit (unknowingly) the real world unknowingly
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  39. King_Dom470

    YOU (with powers) fight some tiers

    Saw one of these awhile ago and it looked fun so I put a small spin on it. Click this link set all the types and power amount on random and you get what you get. How many can you beat? 9-C, Dexter Morgan: 9-A, She-Hulk: 8-C, Captain America: 8-B, Homelander: 7-B, Humanity: Low 5-B...
    • King_Dom470
    • Thread
    • dexter (verse) fun and games marvel cinematic universe one piece solar smash the boys (tv series) the real world undertale
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  40. ThePrimalHunter

    The Predator Hunts The Greatest Prey (Yautja vs Composite Human) (GRACE)

    A recently blooded Yautja decides to spend it's first unsupervised hunt hunting down an even more lucrative prey than the xenomorphs, a human. But not just any human, a human with the strength, skill, and intelligence of the best humans to have ever lived. Unfortunately for the Predator, its...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) predator (franchise) predator (species) the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles
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