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the real world

  1. BakiHanma18

    Yujiro vs Composite Human

    I was reading this match today, and I found myself quite confused on why it was added. I don't see any way for Yujiro to win. First off, the prep time was put into question as infinite prep was claimed to cause a stomp. The OP was going to change prep to 5 years, but the thread was counted and...
  2. Nemo212

    Giant Brain Coral vs Staghorn Coral

    Fight takes place on the sandy outskirts of a Caribbean coral reef. Both are bloodlusted. Giant Brain Coral: 4 (Robot972, XSOULOFCINDERX, Bob8999, Strawboi) Staghorn Coral: Inconclusive: 5 (I'm Blue daba dee daba die, Flashlight237, 00potato, Armorchompy, Roachman40)
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    • giant brain coral staghorn coral the real world
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. The_King_of_Prudence

    Star battle

    Red-Knobbed Sea Star: Northern Pacific Sea Star: 2 (Nemo212, XSOULOFCINDERX) Inconclusive:
  4. The_Impress

    Humanity bands together against fake news

    Mysterio (Marvel Cinematic Universe) vs. Composite Human Speed Equalized. Both have 10 minutes of prep, with Mysterio having EDITH and CH being able to get his hands on every weapon below 8-B, alongside having prior knowledge on Beck.
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    • marvel cinematic universe mysterio (marvel cinematic universe) the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Gewsbumpz_dude

    Durability for the Gray Wolf

    Should the gray wolf page have 9-B durability given their bite force warrants 9-B AP and SS and we can assume a Gray Wolf bit another Gray Wolf before (For obvious reasons). So can someone explain why they don't have 9-B dura?.
  6. Flashlight237

    Mother Longlegs vs Elephant

    Okay, so, you know how big spiders are supposed to make bigger webs? Well, the largest ones are more along the lines of ambushers than web-makers, and here, we have spiders that are 5-7 meters tall: Mother Longlegs. Of course it goes without saying that all that height came from their legs...
  7. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Trash Panda

    Okay, so this is gonna be good. Since we have an actual Below Average level+ in the real world, we'll go through with this. We have Olimar, who's tiny yet has taken on cat-sized creatures, against a raccoon, who, just like literally every single playable Pokemon trainer ever, loves digging...
  8. GoCommitDi

    Gamer fights a chimpanzee

    Arthur has his shiv blade but no gun speed is = Fight is in Casa Bonita Arthur: 6 Chimpanzee: 2 Incon:
  9. Yobo_Blue

    Regarding the existence of Composite Human

    I'll keep this concise. The existence of CH is a massive double standard on the part of the wiki on various levels. For starters, the Composite profiles were removed for various reasons which don't need to be restated, but just for clarity's sake, we'll mention the main one: these characters...
  10. GoCommitDi

    ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FIGHT ALL OF DAMN HUMANITY, CJ!!!!!!!!

    CH is restricted to tier 9 stuff speed is not = unless it really needs to be CJ has all of his weapons CJ is bloodlusted and has a month of prep while CH has 1 week Fight is in San Andreas
  11. GoCommitDi

    Johnny Test vs AH-64 Apache

    Both 9-A Johnny is bloodlusted and equipped speed is = Fight is in Porkbelly
  12. Buttersamuri

    Composite human durability upgrade

    While watching some YouTube. I came across this video which talks about a man called Frank Richard who could tank a cannonball shot at him from 12 feet away. Which when I looked more into it, he took several blows before his act by several people using several items "He then progressed to...
  13. The_Smashor

    Composite Human addition

    So, I was on the out of context panels page and I saw something. So I did some research, and their a real person. Ferdinand Waldo Demara Jr. was able to learn pratically anything in an extremely short amount of time and replicate it with relative ease, and could take on pratically any idenity...
  14. Nemo212

    Variable Neon Slug vs Chocolate Chip Sea Star

    Fight takes place underwater near a shallow, sandy beach in the Bahamas. Combatants start 50 cm apart from each other. Variable Neon Slug: 4 (Kiryu2012, Flashlight237, Modernmyridon, XSOULOFCINDERX) Chocolate Chip Sea Star: Inconclusive:
    • Nemo212
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    • chocolate chip sea star the real world variable neon slug
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Ted_Ed

    Joker vs Thanos

    Joker has his gun Rawwwr! The lowest of humanity
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    • dc comics thanos simonattoi the joker (arthur fleck) the real world
    • Replies: 89
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Jackythejack

    Mr. Bean fights Humanity

    Sooooo I don't know why I'm doing this but just let me do it okay. Speed is equal. CH gets any weapon (that doesn't negate dura) that allows him to hurt Bean, and they are both in an apartment complex without knowing where the other is, but they do know someone in the building is trying to kill...
  17. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    Can Joker defeat the prime of humanity

    Since joker has defeated all his challengers besides a stalemate with ledger. It's time to see if Joker can defeat the prime of humanity. It's Joker vs Composite Human! Rules: Fight takes place in the subway found in the movie. both 15 feet apart CH has 5 minutes of prep but doesn't know...
  18. Flashlight237

    Three-Toed Sloth vs The Authority

    So yeah, this had to be made. I was informed by Frieza force soldier 100 that a Sloth vs Authority match wouldn't be a stomp in the sloth's favor, so.... Yeah. Let's see how this plays out. The only conditions for this are this is the sloth vs 10-C Authority and the fight takes place inside...
  19. Jackythejack

    Simba vs. Lion

    So completely irrelevant- i don't think Speed needs to be equalized. Who wins and why. Simba Lion (Real World)
  20. Moritzva

    Composite Human's Trial

    Composite Human finds himself in The Entity's ream and The Entity feels the need to break him. Composite Human starts in The Coal Tower's Warehouse, on the top floor. He does not know who the enemy is, but knows that he should avoid getting caught at all costs. The Trapper starts near the...
  21. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    How to calculate Hurricane energy?

    Why this question comes up is because not all hurricanes are the same strength, and also aren't the same size. For example the hurricane on Saturn could cover the entire Earth All that we have is a page for hurricanes that states they're 8-A with High 7-C cloud formation and a number that's...
  22. Nega0724

    The Real World

    I think both the Emperor penguin and Kangaroo should have their own profile. What do you guys think ?
  23. Flashlight237

    Housefly vs Mosquito

    You know how both houseflies and mosquitoes are both bugs that literally everyone would squish unless you wanna die of diseases or something? Well, what if we pitted them against each other? We have the housefly, whose larvae are often the cause of terrifying Google Images searches, and the...
  24. Flashlight237

    Elephant Seal vs Walrus

    So yeah, I'm sure people had this debate before. We have the walrus, which is a large pinniped with tusks, and then we have the tuskless elephant seal. Granted walrus tusks are used for pushing sediment aside, but whatever works. For the terms of this match, let's even things out a little. This...
  25. Ted_Ed

    Mongrel Dog vs The Joker

    Joker doesn't have weapons. Speed unequalized. 9-C forms
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    • dc comics mongrel dog the joker (arthur fleck) the real world
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. ExSENNA

    Composite Human gets rich

    Composite Human vs Milagro Ma CH has received 50$ of Milagro's money and "battle" takes place in Part 8 Morioh Human: Money: A Boulder:
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    • jojo's bizarre adventure milagro man the real world
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. Imaginym

    The Real World's Earth returns to its peak amounts of oxygen & ozone (layer). What happens?

    As the title says. All of it happens instantly. Are there any notable effects, from say, huge quantities of oxygen suddenly existing? Sudden fires/explosions? Metals rusting? How much larger might life become? How would all that ozone (layer) being back affect things? If there's a connection...
  28. Flashlight237

    Domestic Cat vs Virginia Opossum

    So yeah, I felt like this could be debated here. Cats and opossums often have encounters with each other on Youtube videos, but what if those things actually fought? Well, that's what I intend to find out here. For this match, both the cat and the opossum will be bloodlusted. Also, speed shall...
  29. Dangeroustaco

    Possible Drone Upgrade

    Is this profile supposed to represent a composite of any and all unmanned aerial vehicles? Because if so, the entire profile is horribly inaccurate and needs further research. There exists military UAVs that can be equipped with missiles, which can grant a proper calc for how much higher the AP...
  30. Dusty_Raider

    Dusty's B1 Battle Droid Challenge

    Previous challenge https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/3328563?useskin=oasis Well I've decided to try it again with a different character. I'll be using https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/B1_Battle_Droid Rule 1: Speed is equalized Rule 2: fight takes place in the real world in New York Square...
  31. Flashlight237

    Bull vs Tiger

    So yeah, considering a bull was actually filmed making a lion cower, might as well size it up. Here, we have a bull against a frickin' tiger. This fight will be full SBA, so no holds barred everyone. Here are their profiles. Bull's Profile Tiger's Profile Which of these beasts takes this...
  32. Imaginym

    A bunch of Real World Humans get sent into Super Mario 64

    Not too long ago, people discussed what if a bunch of practically Normal Humans ended up in Super Mario 64 and had to beat it to leave. Supposedly, the following details how feasible which Stars would be to obtain. I wanna know our take on the idea. So let's lay down the rules: 1. Mario is...
    • Imaginym
    • Thread
    • king bob-omb mario mario bros the real world
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  33. Flashlight237

    Thrax vs Dust Mite

    So yeah, this is going to be a bit out of the way. We have Thrax, a virus who managed to become the size of a white blood cell (which is 12-15 ┬Ám, by the way) and took on an explosion the size of a whitehead, against a dust mite, a creature that regularly eats dead cells. About the only rule I...
  34. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Composite Human fights his Nerdy Cousin

    Let's see who's smarter, one leek-haired highschooler or the entierty of the human race. Fight happens in Dr. Stone's Stone World Both have an hour of prep CH begins unarmed, in the forrest near Ishigami Village, while Senku begins in Ishigami Village Both characters have full knowledge on who...
  35. KGiffoni

    Gordon Freeman vs Composite Human

    SBR. Gordon Freeman has all his equipment up to 9-B and has previous knowledge about CH. CH has en Elephant Gun so he's 9-B and no preparation whatsoever. Speed is equalized. Mr. Crowbar: Composite boi:
  36. Flashlight237

    African Bullfrog vs Rabbit

    Okay, so this was one match I've been thinking about for a while. How would an African Bullfrog handle a rabbit? Well, there's one way to find out. The battle takes place in a decent-sized zoo enclosure (I'd say 40 feet by 40 feet) with access to water. Here are the profiles.: African...
  37. Flashlight237

    Gray Wolf vs The Original Zombie

    Okay, so wolves are known for taking out the sick and dying, right? What if it was faced with a restless corpse, i.e. an original zombie from Haitian folklore? This is gonna be out of the way, so... 1. This is an average-sized wolf vs a 9-C zombie. Zombie battled is a flesh zombie 2. The...
  38. Gewsbumpz_dude

    MuNeKA Vs. CuMpawSet HeWMan

    ItS nOt a StoMp GuYs
  39. Colonel_Krukov

    Composite Human versus The T-800

    Rules: Standard Battle Assumptions Composite human get any equipment up to 9-A, Terminator has it's standard equipment Fight takes place in LA, post judgement day Composite Human: 8 (Phoenks,Armorchompy,Listentomyrhytm,XING06,Traehkrad,Christian Higdon,Redacted Flinn,Smashtwig) T-800: 0 ()...
  40. Kamekaizen

    Human prepares against magic infliction

    Composite Human vs Witch (Minecraft) CH has prior knowledge of the Witch and has 1 hr of prep time. They can only gather materials from a real-world town and craft whatever they deem necessary for the battle. They have access to any firearms. They can't bring any vehicles. They can only bring...
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