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the authority

  1. Flashlight237

    The Authority vs The Doise (Just for Fun)

    This is not an official matchup. I just wanted to clown around. So uhh... Who would win? The Authority or The Doise? By the way, this is 10-C Authority vs this exact version of The Doise (since the game actually counts that as a boss battle): Weakest VBW Character Ever: 1 Easiest Boss Ever: 0...
  2. Flashlight237

    Sunflower (Plants vs Zombies) vs The Authority

    Okay, so... These guys are basically tied for the weakest characters in all the wiki bar any lower-dimensional characters. They're both stone-walled in a way. Sunflower is straight up Building-level+ while the Authority is contained within a crystal that needed a weapon capable of tearing into...
  3. KingKenjo

    God Attempts to Defeat Racism (Grace)

    Because this is really funny, let's do this. The Authority vs Hody Jones 10-C keys, Speed equal, battle takes place inside a Burger King in Nebraska. Can racism truly be abolished? Or will God's attempts fail? A Decrepit Old God: 0 A Shriveled Up Drug Abusing Fish: 0 They Both Get a Heart...
  4. StekFence

    Why does the Authority have this power

    This Guy has Abstract type 1, but theres no scan for it. The link simply sends you to a justification for his intangibility.
  5. DaReaperMan

    Grandpa fights God! Grandpa Sawyer vs The Authority

    this shall be interesting... Grandpa does not have his hammer, cause he'll horribly murder God if he did, you know cause its 9-C. Grandpa is in his first key. The Authority is in his second key Speed isnt equal. Battle takes place in Dr. Fetus's Throne Room with no wind. and yes, Dr. Fetus...
  6. RinneItachi

    The Authority Vs. Yogsothoth

    Tier 10-C Authority Vs. Tier 0 Yog-Sothoth https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Authority https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Yog-Sothoth_(Cthulhu_Mythos)#True%20Form Speed unequalized, fight takes place on a deserted, lifeless planet off in deep space, and massive winds reaching into MFTL+...
  7. The_King_of_Prudence

    A dying old man tries to pluck a flower

    First keys for both. The Authority: Edelweiss (Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry): Inconclusive:
  8. Joaco0902

    Forky fights a god

    Yep. This is a thing. Trash. Just trash. Literally God. Both 10-C. Both bloodlusted. Speed is NOT equalized Fight is in a room without wind. Here we go. ForkBoi: 1 (Mickey1940) Jesus but old: 6 (Frieza force soldier 100, CrackerVolley, XSOULOFCINDERX, Udlmaster, ElixirBlue, DarkGrath)...
  9. Flashlight237

    Three-Toed Sloth vs The Authority

    So yeah, this had to be made. I was informed by Frieza force soldier 100 that a Sloth vs Authority match wouldn't be a stomp in the sloth's favor, so.... Yeah. Let's see how this plays out. The only conditions for this are this is the sloth vs 10-C Authority and the fight takes place inside...
  10. Flashlight237

    Hopefully This Isn't A Stomp (Authority vs Ichigo Kurosaki)

    Okay, so 10-C Authority is overutilized, so I just figured why not give 7-A Authority a chance? Unfortunately the best character I can think of to pit against him is Ichigo Kurasaki (Palutena was 6-C, so there was no way that would've worked out. That and Giegue was Low 7-B apparently.). That...
  11. Flashlight237

    Slime Bunny vs The Authority

    Well now, here we go again. Here, we have a slime bunny against probably the weakest character to even try attacking anyone: the Authority. Let's make things a bit more interesting through this... 1. The Authority is out of his crystal prison. 2. The Slime Bunny starts off actually touching...
  12. Flashlight237

    Most Overdone Useless Character vs Most Useless Character

    I dunno, it had to be done. I mean, come on. I couldn't resist, okay?! One guy lost to the weakest character on the wiki (This a-hole) due to having to kill himself while the other is straight-useless. Anyhow, to make things fairer (not that it'd matter anyway), let's say... The Authority knows...
  13. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    A decrepit old angel versus a bee

    The Authority is in his crystal prison suffering when a bloodlusted BumbleBee gets into it and decides to kill him. The old angel can only attack by trying to crush the pest with his hands. Win via death or outliving.
  14. Flashlight237

    Is Immobile/Near-Immobile a Viable Speed Rating?

    Primarily asking this because of characters like Monarch of Pointland and The Authority, who are both pretty much immobile. Granted, "Immobile" should be listed as a state of being alongside "Omnipresent" should the idea of being immobile be accepted, but still, would Immobile and Near-Immobile...
  15. The_King_of_Prudence

    The Authority versus Kanna Kamui

    Both 7-A, speed equalised. The Authority: Kanna Kamui: Inconclusive:
  16. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    A Goldfish fights for its life

    A Goldfish is teleported into The Authority's prison. It is placed on opposite ends from The Authority. In order to get teleported back into water, it has to flop its way over to The Authority and cause him to crumble to dust before it dies. The Authority wins if the Goldfish fails to reach him...
  17. Psychomaster35

    Far from your prime.

    Tagoma the Frog takes on a weakened version of The Authority. 10-C versions used. Speed Equal. Both are bloodlusted. Who wins? Tagoma:2 (The God of Procrastination, Warren Valion) Authority: Nobody:
  18. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns vs. The Authority

    Fight takes place in a room with no wind. Both are bloodlusted and The Authority is 10-C Mr. Burns: 4 The Authority: 2 Inconclusive: 0
  19. Jinsye

    The Authority vs. Bill Cipher

    At this point Speed is equal, 2-A vs. 10-C Bill Cipher: 0 The Authority: 0
  20. The_King_of_Prudence

    Cure Dream verses the authority

    Both at their peak, speed equalised. Cure Dream: The Authority: Inconclusive:
  21. GyroNutz

    Giygas vs The Authority

    >Have an interesting and powerful character with a detailed profile and versatility >Everyone uses his fodder form instead So since Giygas beat Ogon a bit too easily, I decided to throw him at a tougher opponent. This is 7-A Giygas, otherwise known as Giegue, of course. Speed's equalised Who...
  22. The_Smashor

    The Authority vs God (OPM) A battle of 7-A gods.

    I've never really seen a battle using The Authority in his prime. Speed equalized. The Authority is in his prime. "God" has two weeks of prep time. The Authority: "God": Inconclusive:
  23. JustSomeWeirdo

    The Authority vs Pokey Minch

    The Authority vs Pokey Minch Crystal Prison Authority vs Absolutely Safe Capsule Pokey Both are bloodlusted
  24. SamuraiSp00py

    Lancer Vs The Authority

    Lancer (Fate/Zero) Vs. The Authority (His Dark Materials) Speed Equalized. Range 10m. Lancer: 0 The Authority: 0 Inconclusive: 2 (Thatoneguy78, lapitus The Impaler)
  25. SamuraiSp00py

    Why were all of The authority's Victories, losses and inconclusives removed?

    The title says all.
  26. Unimportantalt

    shrimp vs god

    both arent strong. this is in a lake. is this fair? this guy mustnt be that weak adult male anomalocaris
  27. Kiryu2012

    False God vs Demon of Empire City: The Authority vs Evil Cole

    The Authority vs Evil Cole Rules: Speed equalized Both at 7-A Otherwise SBA Kessler thought he was preparing me to face some "Beast". That I'd be using my powers for the greater good. What an idiot. These powers are only good for one thing. Letting me take what I want, when I want. In a...
  28. Kiryu2012

    Finally a Proper Fight for The Authority: The Authority vs Balrog (LOTR)

    The Authority vs Balrog Battle takes place on a burning wasteland Rules: 7-A Authority vs At least 7-B Balrog Speed equalized Otherwise SBA
  29. Royalty1702

    VSBW Legend Vs. Someone Every Character Here Has To Fight! The Authority (Prime) Vs. Sans

    The Authority can actually fight now! Everybody give him round of applause. (Claps) (Claps) Speed Equalized. The Authority: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Authority Sans: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sans
  30. Matthew_Schroeder

    The Authority Respect Thread.

    Lol, The Authority is the weakest character in fiction, he died to the wind. ~ Everyone who never read His Dark Materials Shut up and buckle up, I am about to show you how you're wrong. No, but seriously, that is an extreme misconception. The Authority which is super old...
  31. Kiryu2012

    Battle of the Gods: The Authority vs A Mosquito

    The Authority https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Authority vs A Mosquito https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mosquito_(Real_World) Rules: Both are bloodlusted af Speed equalized For the sake of this fight, there's no wind to kill the Authority Otherwise SBA
  32. Arrogant_Schmuck

    A god fights a little girl

    The Authority vs Kagura's Child Form from the Burst timeline Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED
  33. Jinsye

    The Authority vs. Wyldstyle

    10-C keys for both. Battle takes place inside a room with no weather. Who wins? A god or a lego woman? Lego Woma: 7? (Yobo, js, Paulo, DMUA, Assalt, Negativity, DMB) God: 0
  34. Hork2

    A True Battle

    a Folk VS The Autority both in max powers
  35. Huesito88

    Battle of Gods: The Water Bear vs The Authority

    Can the Water Bear that is 5000 times stronger than the Bacteriophage beat The Authority? Old authority 10-C Water bear: 4 The Authority: 0
  36. RageComment

    Why doesn't the Authority have a Key for his former Strength?

    The Authority's profile says "Used to be as strong as Metatron" Why isn't there a key for that?
  37. DarkDragonMedeus

    Winged Pikmin Vs The Authority

    Speed is equalized, Standard Battle Assumptions, who wins and why? Under 1 inch tall flying plant - 8 A god - 0
  38. Huesito88

    Battle of the Century

    Battle takes place in the Sahara desert The Authority can't die to the wind They are 5 meters apart from each other This is Seiya after he was stabbed by hades aka canatonic Seiya Seiya: 2
  39. Akreious

    The Authority vs Composite Ant

    Just kidding, the ant would stomp. No, this thread is to see if we can somehow find an enemy for The Authority that are somewhat equal, but have the Authority win.
  40. CrackerVolley

    Mr. Burns vs The Authority

    I just saw the profile. Gotta do this quick b4 someone else gets it. Speed Equal No outside factors what so ever.