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This is not an official matchup. I just wanted to clown around. So uhh... Who would win? The Authority or The Doise? By the way, this is 10-C Authority vs this exact version of The Doise (since the game actually counts that as a boss battle):
Weakest VBW Character Ever: 1
Easiest Boss Ever: 0...
Okay, so... These guys are basically tied for the weakest characters in all the wiki bar any lower-dimensional characters. They're both stone-walled in a way. Sunflower is straight up Building-level+ while the Authority is contained within a crystal that needed a weapon capable of tearing into...
Because this is really funny, let's do this.
The Authority vs Hody Jones
10-C keys, Speed equal, battle takes place inside a Burger King in Nebraska. Can racism truly be abolished? Or will God's attempts fail?
A Decrepit Old God: 0
A Shriveled Up Drug Abusing Fish: 0
They Both Get a Heart...
this shall be interesting...
Grandpa does not have his hammer, cause he'll horribly murder God if he did, you know cause its 9-C.
Grandpa is in his first key.
The Authority is in his second key
Speed isnt equal.
Battle takes place in Dr. Fetus's Throne Room with no wind. and yes, Dr. Fetus...
Tier 10-C Authority Vs. Tier 0 Yog-Sothoth
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Authority
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Yog-Sothoth_(Cthulhu_Mythos)#True%20Form
Speed unequalized, fight takes place on a deserted, lifeless planet off in deep space, and massive winds reaching into MFTL+...
Yep. This is a thing.
Trash. Just trash.
Literally God.
Both 10-C.
Both bloodlusted.
Speed is NOT equalized
Fight is in a room without wind.
Here we go.
ForkBoi: 1 (Mickey1940)
Jesus but old: 6 (Frieza force soldier 100, CrackerVolley, XSOULOFCINDERX, Udlmaster, ElixirBlue, DarkGrath)...
So yeah, this had to be made. I was informed by Frieza force soldier 100 that a Sloth vs Authority match wouldn't be a stomp in the sloth's favor, so.... Yeah. Let's see how this plays out. The only conditions for this are this is the sloth vs 10-C Authority and the fight takes place inside...
Okay, so 10-C Authority is overutilized, so I just figured why not give 7-A Authority a chance? Unfortunately the best character I can think of to pit against him is Ichigo Kurasaki (Palutena was 6-C, so there was no way that would've worked out. That and Giegue was Low 7-B apparently.). That...
Well now, here we go again. Here, we have a slime bunny against probably the weakest character to even try attacking anyone: the Authority. Let's make things a bit more interesting through this...
1. The Authority is out of his crystal prison.
2. The Slime Bunny starts off actually touching...
I dunno, it had to be done. I mean, come on. I couldn't resist, okay?! One guy lost to the weakest character on the wiki (This a-hole) due to having to kill himself while the other is straight-useless. Anyhow, to make things fairer (not that it'd matter anyway), let's say... The Authority knows...
The Authority is in his crystal prison suffering when a bloodlusted BumbleBee gets into it and decides to kill him. The old angel can only attack by trying to crush the pest with his hands. Win via death or outliving.
Primarily asking this because of characters like Monarch of Pointland and The Authority, who are both pretty much immobile. Granted, "Immobile" should be listed as a state of being alongside "Omnipresent" should the idea of being immobile be accepted, but still, would Immobile and Near-Immobile...
A Goldfish is teleported into The Authority's prison. It is placed on opposite ends from The Authority. In order to get teleported back into water, it has to flop its way over to The Authority and cause him to crumble to dust before it dies. The Authority wins if the Goldfish fails to reach him...
Tagoma the Frog takes on a weakened version of The Authority. 10-C versions used. Speed Equal. Both are bloodlusted. Who wins?
Tagoma:2 (The God of Procrastination, Warren Valion)
Authority:
Nobody:
>Have an interesting and powerful character with a detailed profile and versatility
>Everyone uses his fodder form instead
So since Giygas beat Ogon a bit too easily, I decided to throw him at a tougher opponent. This is 7-A Giygas, otherwise known as Giegue, of course.
Speed's equalised
Who...
I've never really seen a battle using The Authority in his prime. Speed equalized. The Authority is in his prime. "God" has two weeks of prep time.
The Authority:
"God":
Inconclusive:
Lancer (Fate/Zero) Vs. The Authority (His Dark Materials)
Speed Equalized.
Range 10m.
Lancer: 0
The Authority: 0
Inconclusive: 2 (Thatoneguy78, lapitus The Impaler)
The Authority vs Evil Cole
Rules:
Speed equalized
Both at 7-A
Otherwise SBA
Kessler thought he was preparing me to face some "Beast". That I'd be using my powers for the greater good. What an idiot. These powers are only good for one thing. Letting me take what I want, when I want. In a...
The Authority can actually fight now! Everybody give him round of applause. (Claps) (Claps)
Speed Equalized.
The Authority: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Authority
Sans: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sans
Lol, The Authority is the weakest character in fiction, he died to the wind.
~ Everyone who never read His Dark Materials
Shut up and buckle up, I am about to show you how you're wrong.
No, but seriously, that is an extreme misconception. The Authority which is super old...
The Authority
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Authority
vs
A Mosquito
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mosquito_(Real_World)
Rules:
Both are bloodlusted af
Speed equalized
For the sake of this fight, there's no wind to kill the Authority
Otherwise SBA
10-C keys for both.
Battle takes place inside a room with no weather.
Who wins? A god or a lego woman?
Lego Woma: 7? (Yobo, js, Paulo, DMUA, Assalt, Negativity, DMB)
God: 0
Battle takes place in the Sahara desert
The Authority can't die to the wind
They are 5 meters apart from each other
This is Seiya after he was stabbed by hades aka canatonic Seiya
Seiya: 2
Just kidding, the ant would stomp. No, this thread is to see if we can somehow find an enemy for The Authority that are somewhat equal, but have the Authority win.