Worst Fanfictions Ever (New Forum)

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

Oh God, not the Howard Lovecraft movies.
Yeah kids, you want a real role model to look up to? Just take a look at xenophobic and (arguably) schizophrenic atheist who wrote about the insignificance of humanity and how our existence in the universe is the equivalent to insects in comparison to the godlike aliens and abominations who rule over it

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

OH GOD! IT'S THAT MOVIE!

That series of movies.

 

[Planck69]

That movie was garbage.

That series of movies.

.....W-wait...WHAT!!!?!???!?

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

That movie was garbage.

.....W-wait...WHAT!!!?!???!?

Yes. There were sequels.

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

I'm sorry....

THE WHAT?

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Ah, this the review for the ones I watched beyond the first.

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

Yes Planck, I'm afraid to say but there were two other movies made after the first one. In fact the second and third ones have the voice of Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamil

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

That series of movies.

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

They thought so hard about about if they could that they didn't think about if they should.

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

Seriously, isn't it very well known that Lovecraft was an incredibly racist dude? What were they thinking

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

Seriously, isn't it very well known that Lovecraft was an incredibly racist dude? What were they thinking

This.

They thought so hard about about if they could that they didn't think about if they should.

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

@Ned_the_outer_god pretty much but IMO it's more accurate to call him a xenophobe as opposed to just a racist, dude just did not like anyone not from Providence, Rhode Island. Though even for his time, he took his xenophobia and put it on a whole other level

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Seriously, isn't it very well known that Lovecraft was an incredibly racist dude? What were they thinking

I mean, look at his cat's name.

 

[The_Axiom_of_Virgo]

Seriously, isn't it very well known that Lovecraft was an incredibly racist dude? What were they thinking

H.P Lovecraft was likely an existentialist/nihilist (judging by his writing) who probably thought "who cares if I'm xenophobic and don't believe in religion we are all insignificant in the grand scheme of existence, which could be ended in an instant with zero warning, so I'm going to do whatever the f*** I want"

 

[Planck69]

I mean, look at his cat's name.

The name was given by his father IIRC.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

The name was given by his father IIRC.

Like father, worse son, I'd say.

 

[OneBleachHurricane]

So HP Lovecraft was an American I take it?

This explains America so much

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

I thought the name was given to one of Lovecraft's characters' pets, I don't remember which story though

 

[Planck69]

Yeah, he was.

 

[Planck69]

I thought the name was given to one of Lovecraft's characters' pets, I don't remember which story though

The name was originally given to the cat by his father. He really liked the cat so that's probably why.

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

This explains America so much

That's why I want to move to New Zealand

 

[OneBleachHurricane]

So the different movement groups are just fronts for splinter cell cults along with social influencers as hive minds

 

[OneBleachHurricane]

That's why I want to move to New Zealand

Gotta wonder what happened to Old Zealand

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

IMO I do believe that, while his beliefs were pretty extreme and unacceptable, Lovecraft wasn't this one dimensional racist that some people paint him out to be as these days. As I said I think it had less to do with looking down upon other ethnicities and more so to do with just being afraid of things he didn't understand, which you can see quite clearly in some of his stories and how he painted other cultures and countries and what he depicted them as as members or followers of Eldritch gods.
Now I want to say that it doesn't excuse what he believed, but I think it's a lot more complicated then that

 

[OneBleachHurricane]

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13707707/1/A-New-Ruler

Do I even need to explain why this bad? The title and the summary give us a clear indication of the quality of the story, but hey at least it doesn't hide it's awfulness

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13707707/1/A-New-Ruler

Sees the words Naruto and Smut in it

 

[Planck69]

Oh, I know that fic....

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

I don't, and I'll keep it that way.

Also, do games by companies count as fanfic? Hogwarts Mystery has the quality of someone's first fanfic for sure, except you need to grind for about eight hours per day to get a chapter worth of cringe.

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

Wasn't Hogwarts Mystery developed by EA? Probably explains a whole lot, because for every decent game they've made there's like 10 more awful one's

 

[The_Axiom_of_Virgo]

Is it that gacha game where one of the chapter's is getting brutally beaten up by the weeping willow if you don't have enough of the in-game energy and refuse to spend actual cash?

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Is it that gacha game where one of the chapter's is getting brutally beaten up by the weeping willow if you don't have enough of the in-game energy and refuse to spend actual cash?

Among other things, yes.

Main character is also a horrible Mary sue, and can date gender bent Draco (Merula).

And the characters are stupid. Like, Hogwarts has magical ice spreading over it. They get a note, claiming that there's a hint in [X house they aren't the part of]. Will you tell the professor? Nah, let's break into the house.

 

[Another_Council]

Oh Boi

 

[Another_Council]

I also found this in the list of books. Dear lord.

 

[Planck69]

Oh Boi

I clicked on "my look" and boy have I never laughed so hard.

 

[Setsuna_tenma]

WFT

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

WFT

I'll assume that's an acronym for "Why **** That", and the answer is yes.

 

[Grand_Saver_Ritsuka]

Burning Hatred (Abused and Neglected Male Reader X RWBY) - Abilities, Weapons, and Look - Wattpad

Read Abilities, Weapons, and Look from the story Burning Hatred (Abused and Neglected Male Reader X RWBY) by EvilKarma9 (Evil Karma) with 54,845 reads. malerea...

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Oh great, so he described everything about us.
Now, why don't they describe what underwear we wear as well?
EDIT: They described our body as well. How kind. Now, i wanna ask what is the use of that?

 

[Planck69]

I wonder who just agreed to have their ab shot used for a Wattpad fanfiction?