Pokemon in real life????

[Zeifyl]

Actual mythical one of a kind gods: Creation Trio, Lake Trio, Kami Trio, Tao Trio, Weather Trio, Regi Trio, Aura Trio, Swords of Justice, the Tapus, Mew, Arceus, and Necrozma. Maybe Jirachi.
Rare af and strong af Pokemon: Everyone else.

Aren't Mortality Trio also actual gods?

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Mortality Trio is the Aura Trio.

 

[Zeifyl]

Mortality Trio is the Aura Trio.

Oh. I just never heard them referred to as that. Thanks.

 

[NeoZex6399]

It's funny as in Pokémon Conquest Arceus casually says that it's literally god.

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

I'd wanna be that one trainer that just randomly sweeps through leagues with a Darkrai and a Latias. Not entirely sure how Ash defeated his Darkrai, but shhhh.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Because Sceptile is a muthaf***ing bada**

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

But he couldn't defeat Latias. ;-;

Hey Cal, have you seen I Choose You, yet?

 

[RRTheEndMan]

Well.
The CT didn't make great feats overall. but via powerscaling I'll put them on a planetary level via powerscaling, maybe arceus as 4-C

You do realise that even if we only take the game versions, their lowest feats are 3-C, right?

I Forget about that. so I suppose that all main legends are 3-C?

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

But he couldn't defeat Latias. ;-;

Hey Cal, have you seen I Choose You, yet?

Nope ;_;

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

There is a genuine non-PIS 6-B Pikachu we're dealing with.

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

@RR, no. Arceus and the Creation Trio are 2-B(mind me if you're joking, I can't tell). ;-;

 

[NeoZex6399]

Another feat

 

[RRTheEndMan]

@RR, no. Arceus and the Creation Trio are 2-B(mind me if you're joking, I can't tell). ;-;

Reallly they destroyed >1000 universes?

 

[NeoZex6399]

"The birth of PALKIA.

The creator of parallel dimensions...

Alive, yet not alive...

Everything drifts in space...

To arrive in the same universe.

It is the blessing of PALKIA."

"This is the pattern that represents Palkia, the master of space and dimensions..."

Also Palkia himself in PMD Sky claims to have control over all the space and its limits and extensions, and later on confirmed again the existence of multiple dimensions.

 

[Assaltwaffle]

They created the Pokemon multiverse, which has an unquantifiable number of universes. It isn't stated to be infinite, but the number is likely impossibly high.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Bruh, Arceus is the strongest 2-B on this site...

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

I think Dimentio and Paper Mario are stronger in terms of sheer power. But yeah, Arceus is the strongest in general.

Cal, ;-; you ignored non-PIS 6-B Pikachu.

 

[ProfessorKukui4Life]

Guys, im sorry, but can we PLEASE not clutter this thread up with this?

This is supposed to be a fun thread, the other stuff can go on a CRT if need be.

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

In all seriousness, if babies are fast enough to dodge lightning and everything above them can move at Sub-Relativistic speeds, we wouldn't be able to see them half the time. XD

 

[Amexim]

@Neo

Eh. Doesn't make that story Eisun told historically accurate. Though, maybe Entei and the other two are special. Lugia, Ho-Ho, Mew (isn't it the ancestor of every pokémon? I thought Mew just evolved into everything else, as in scientifically.), The Bird trio, Manaphy & Phione, possibly Victini, Darkrai, and definitely Celebii. I don't know who else false under this.

 

[ProfessorKukui4Life]

Guys, take this somewhere else please. I don't want my fun thread about real life pokes being derailed anymore.

 

[Amexim]

I'm not trying to derail into a CRT or anything Kukui, pal. I was just thinking about my own reaction to them if I heard of those myths irl. I mean, I feel like, unless those myths are literal, which they are rightfully treated as such on the wiki, they'd probably be historical exaggerations. Just poking fun at something in our real world and drawing a parallel in Pokémon-- how we exaggerate things.

 

[Akreious]

I'd be that really mundane person and befriend an intelligent Pokemon to be my gamer buddy. Preferably a psychic type like gardevoir since they could easily clean up the house, finish my homework, play a game with me, set up a barrier around my house ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Pokemon-Trainer relationship? NAW WE HAS A BROSHIP!

 

[PaChi2]

The guy who catches arceus is now in charge and no one can say otherwise

So much this ovo

 

[PaChi2]

also two magcargos already life wipe by going for a walk lol

 

[NeoZex6399]

~Hey guys, I became friends with a NASA PC.

 

[Amexim]

Hmm... I feel like Metagross would be a mon NASA would use for space travel. It's definitely better than a dog or a monkey. Intelligent, is able to operate machinery psychically, and even more with how he doesn't need air. Space travel?

 

[PaChi2]

Bruh, Arceus is the strongest 2-B on this site...

Wait, wait. Another 2-B shall rise. Just wait.

 

[NeoZex6399]

The googolplex guy?

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

Arceus is the strongest from abilities, not necessarily sheer power. ;-||

 

[ProfessorKukui4Life]

I'd be that really mundane person and befriend an intelligent Pokemon to be my gamer buddy. Preferably a psychic type like gardevoir since they could easily clean up the house, finish my homework, play a game with me, set up a barrier around my house ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Pokemon-Trainer relationship? NAW WE HAS A BROSHIP!

Thats poke-labor though lol. Im sure the Gardevoir would eventually get pretty pissed being used as a maid all the time xD

Also, im surprised no one brought up the fact that people could just ride charizards instead of needing driver licenses or paying for airplabe tickets.

 

[Zeifyl]

Thats poke-labor though lol. Im sure the Gardevoir would eventually get pretty pissed being used as a maid all the time xD

Also, im surprised no one brought up the fact that people could just ride charizards instead of needing driver licenses or paying for airplabe tickets.

Apologies. I am too large to ride a Charizard.

 

[RRTheEndMan]

Thats poke-labor though lol. Im sure the Gardevoir would eventually get pretty pissed being used as a maid all the time xD

Also, im surprised no one brought up the fact that people could just ride charizards instead of needing driver licenses or paying for airplabe tickets.

Apologies. I am too large to ride a Charizard.

So a salamence

 

[Zeifyl]

So a salamence

Salamence is even smaller.

I can ride Flygon though.

 

[RRTheEndMan]

So a salamence

Salamence is even smaller.
I can ride Flygon though.

WAIT WHAT I READ "I CAN RIDE A FLYGON THOUGH" ONLY WHEN I QUOTED WTF

Btw salamence's height is... The height. Not the lenght. Or Mega Evolve it (insert troll face here)

 

[Zeifyl]

So a salamence

Salamence is even smaller.
I can ride Flygon though.

WAIT WHAT I READ "I CAN RIDE A FLYGON THOUGH" ONLY WHEN I QUOTED WTF
Btw salamence's height is... The height. Not the lenght. Or Mega Evolve it (insert troll face here)

Fair enough. I like Flygon better though.

 

[Assaltwaffle]

I wonder if befriending a sapient Pokemon would be weird. A lot of Psychic types are basically just human in intelligence, so it would be odd if they were treated as your lesser.

Anyway I think having something like a Latios or Latias would be cool. Intelligent and able to communicate telepathically and still be very useful with its telekinesis and flight. That said it would only help out if it wants to; forcing such an intelligent being into essentially slavery seems really wrong.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

It's even worse when you realize that Latias has been portrayed in both, the anime and the manga, to turn into a teenage girl if she pleases (which is quite often). Imagine your neighbors seeing a teenage/young adult girl act like you're her master. ovo

 

[Assaltwaffle]

Yeah that isn't good.

Does that mean Latias only has the mental capacity of a teenager though? Or is that just the form she chooses?

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

I'm...not sure. I'd assume so though. Though, that reminds me that I should add pictures of human Latias in her profile.