Yeah, but it's not like velociraptors are born violent killers. They're still animals, and could in theory be domesticated, especially if you're able to raise one from birth. As far as I'm concerned, trying to tame a fossil Pokemon wouldn't be much harder than taming any "modern" Pokemon that'd be a carnivorous predator.
I mean yeah if you raise one from birth a lot of things change, but trying to just adopt one would be a pain
If you're considering Mewtwo other than the Anime versions, its personality isn't necessarily purely "Hates humanity":
| Red Blue | It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering experiments. |
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| Yellow | Its DNA is almost the same as MEW’s. However, its size and disposition are vastly different. |
| Gold | Because its battle abilities were raised to the ultimate level, it thinks only of defeating its foes. |
| Silver | It usually remains motionless to conserve energy, so that it may unleash its full power in battle. |
| Crystal | Said to rest quietly in an undiscovered cave, this POKéMON was created solely for battling. |
| Ruby Sapphire | MEWTWO is a POKéMON that was created by genetic manipulation. However, even though the scientific power of humans created this POKéMON’s body, they failed to endow MEWTWO with a compassionate heart. |
| FireRed | A POKéMON whose genetic code was repeatedly recombined for research. It turned vicious as a result. |
| Ruby | SWABLU has light and fluffy wings that are like cottony clouds. This POKéMON is not frightened of people. It lands on the heads of people and sits there like a cotton-fluff hat. |
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| Sapphire | SWABLU loves to make things clean. If it spots something dirty, it will wipe and polish it with its cottony wings. If its wings become dirty, this POKéMON finds a stream and showers itself. |
There's a myth that whenever Slowpoke yawns, it rains. It's also predatory, in that it fishes & hunts. It's also known to not notice if its tail -which is flavorful & leaks sweet sap- is bitten.
Porygon....
| Yellow | The only POKéMON people anticipate can fly into space. None has managed the feat yet, however. |
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| Silver | A manmade POKéMON that came about as a result of research. It is programmed with only basic motions. |
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| Crystal | An artificial POKéMON created due to extensive research, it can perform only what is in its program. |
| Emerald | It is capable of reverting itself entirely back to program data in order to enter cyberspace. A PORYGON is copy-protected so it cannot be duplicated. |
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| Ultra Sun | This Pokémon was created using the cutting-edge science of 20 years ago, so many parts of it have since become obsolete. |
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| Shield | In recent years, this species has been very helpful in cyberspace. These Pokémon will go around checking to make sure no suspicious data exists. |
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Far from perfect.
| X Omega Ruby | These key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them. |
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| Y Alpha Sapphire | It never lets go of a key that it likes, so people give it the keys to vaults and safes as a way to prevent crime. |
| Sun | This even-tempered Pokémon has a habit of collecting keys. It will sneak into people’s homes to steal their keys. |
| Moon | It inserts its horn into chinks in metal, absorbing metal ions. For some reason, it collects keys. |
| Ultra Sun | Although it’s unclear why it collects keys, giving it a key makes Klefki very happy. However, it apparently only likes master keys. |
| Ultra Moon | Long ago it lived in mines, but once the minerals that make up its diet became scarcer, Klefki began appearing in human settlements. |
| Sword | This Pokémon is constantly collecting keys. Entrust a Klefki with important keys, and the Pokémon will protect them no matter what. |
| Shield | Klefki sucks in metal ions with the horn topping its head. It seems this Pokémon loves keys so much that its head needed to look like one, too. |
| Scarlet | Once it absorbs a key’s metal ions, it discards the key without a second thought. However, it will hang on to keys it favors for decades. |
| Violet | In the past, noble families entrusted their vault keys to a Klefki. They passed the Klefki down through the generations, taking good care of it. |
Thing is that's why I explicitly noted AVOID humanity
| Silver | It prefers beautiful shores. With cells similar to water molecules, it could melt in water. |
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| FireRed | Its body’s cellular structure is similar to the molecular composition of water. It can melt invisibly in water. |
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| Emerald | VAPOREON underwent a spontaneous mutation and grew fins and gills that allow them to live underwater. They have the ability to freely control water. |
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| Moon | Blending in with the water and erasing all signs of its presence, it patiently waits for its prey, fish Pokémon. |
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Yeah, my point is Mewtwo thinks only of battling, so humanity dislike or not, the battle-brained bit means it'd probably be willing to attack any non-human it thinks could put up a challenge. (Plus, AFAIK, many Pokemon don't often think of challenging humans rather than the non-humans for species.)
so a perfect household pet that cleans itself? Wonderful
| Yellow | When it is time for them to lay eggs, they can be seen swimming up rivers and falls in large groups. |
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| Ruby | GOLDEEN is a very beautiful POKéMON with fins that billow elegantly in water. However, don’t let your guard down around this POKéMON - it could ram you powerfully with its horn. |
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| Sapphire | GOLDEEN loves swimming wild and free in rivers and ponds. If one of these POKéMON is placed in an aquarium, it will shatter even the thickest glass with one ram of its horn and make its escape. |
| FireRed | Its dorsal and pectoral fins are strongly developed like muscles. It can swim at a speed of five knots. |
| Emerald | In the springtime, schools of GOLDEEN can be seen swimming up falls and rivers. It metes out staggering damage with its single horn. |
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| Pearl | It swims at a steady 5 knots. If it senses danger, it will strike back with its sharp horn. |
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& has instincts that may make it ditch you until it finds a stream to clean itself, as well as wanting to clean things that may not need/want cleaning, or landing on strangers who might not like a bird on the head.
Alakazam does actually have a problem. Several, in fact.
| Yellow | Many odd things happen if this POKéMON is close by. For example, it makes clocks run backwards. |
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| Silver | If it uses its abilities, it emits special alpha waves that cause machines to malfunction. |
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| Crystal | When it closes its eyes, twice as many alpha particles come out of the surface of its body. |
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| Sapphire | KADABRA holds a silver spoon in its hand. The spoon is used to amplify the alpha waves in its brain. Without the spoon, the POKéMON is said to be limited to half the usual amount of its telekinetic powers. |
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| LeafGreen | It emits special alpha waves from its body that induce headaches just by being close. |
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| Platinum | It stares at its silver spoon to focus its mind. It emits more alpha waves while doing so. |
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| Moon | Kadabra’s presence infests televisions and monitors with creepy shadows that bring bad luck. |
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| Shining Pearl | When it uses its psychic power, it emits strong alpha waves that can ruin precision instruments. |
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| Sun | It is said to have an IQ of approximately 5,000. Its overflowing psychokinetic powers cause headaches to anyone nearby. |
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What applies to Kadabra doesn't exactly apply to Alakazam, if Alakazam has no dex entries detailing how it ***** with your electronics, then it's a rare as **** occurance.
| Yellow | A POKéMON that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns--that’s why this POKéMON is smart. |
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| Sapphire | ALAKAZAM’s brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives this POKéMON an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. It has a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world. |
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| Pearl | Its highly developed brain is on par with a supercomputer. It can use all forms of psychic abilities. |
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| Sword | It has an incredibly high level of intelligence. Some say that Alakazam remembers everything that ever happens to it, from birth till death. |
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It does, it just never uses them
Eh, unsure, but whatever. Agree to disagree.
Housing: 0, needs a temple.
Primarily
In the case of typing its Moreso bugs themselves carrying baggage and are often health hazards
Gonna do my fave. Pokemon n# 385 Jirachi
(These little guys are a pain to get in Pokemon Mistery Dungeon, but worth it)
Housing: 5
It's a small 0.3m floating baby that will be sleeping for a 1.000 years and will only spend like a week awake in between. You can probably just leave it floating on some random spot in your basement, considering it's usually chilling in caves and such.
Behaviour: 4
It pretty much only cares about the pure of heart and will avoid and likely never be seen by those who aren't, so while it likely won't be best friends with your average vsbattle coomer it's usually very docile and dislikes conflict. The -1 is mostly due to the fact that it will instinctively fight back if it senses danger while asleep, wich is understandable, since obviously letting itself be tortured by it's trainer is too much to ask for a 5, but could be troublesome if some dumb kid decided to throw a rock at it.
Ease of Care: 5
Will sleep for a 1000 years without needing nutrients and can only be prematurely awakened by the singing of a pure hearted person. I doubt it even needs to eat while awake, but probably wouldn't say no if you gave it a berry. It also crystallizes while sleeping, so chances are even if you don't do anything to it it will watch the end of mankind through nuclear warfare and still be fine.
Safety: 4
Same as behaviour. Very docile pokemon that would rather avoid conflict and will only approach people who are guaranteed to treat it well. Loses a point since it might kill a child or some other pokemon that decides to test it's patience while it's sleeping though.
Typing: 3
Psychic Steel. Also a pseudo legendary.
Fun: 3 (1 while sleeping/ 5 while awake)
It will be a sleeping floating prop in your basement for many generations except the first week you get to keep it, wich is quite meh. But while awake it can play with kids, do cute pokemon antics and even grant 3 ******* wishes while it's awake, wich is more than enough to make it more than worth it to keep. Depending on the pokedex entry it can be woken freely through "the singing of a pure hearted person" wich will probably let them play with it freely for some time if you have a very nice child.
21/25 24/30 with fun.
If we use Super Mystery Dungeon, Jirachi moves around and actively attacks others when in a restless state of sleep, so that ups the danger.Gonna do my fave. Pokemon n# 385 Jirachi
(These little guys are a pain to get in Pokemon Mistery Dungeon, but worth it)
Housing: 5
It's a small 0.3m floating baby that will be sleeping for a 1.000 years and will only spend like a week awake in between. You can probably just leave it floating on some random spot in your basement, considering it's usually chilling in caves and such.
Behaviour: 4
It pretty much only cares about the pure of heart and will avoid and likely never be seen by those who aren't, so while it likely won't be best friends with your average vsbattle coomer it's usually very docile and dislikes conflict. The -1 is mostly due to the fact that it will instinctively fight back if it senses danger while asleep, wich is understandable, since obviously letting itself be tortured by it's trainer is too much to ask for a 5, but could be troublesome if some dumb kid decided to throw a rock at it.
Ease of Care: 5
Will sleep for a 1000 years without needing nutrients and can only be prematurely awakened by the singing of a pure hearted person. I doubt it even needs to eat while awake, but probably wouldn't say no if you gave it a berry. It also crystallizes while sleeping, so chances are even if you don't do anything to it it will watch the end of mankind through nuclear warfare and still be fine.
Safety: 4
Same as behaviour. Very docile pokemon that would rather avoid conflict and will only approach people who are guaranteed to treat it well. Loses a point since it might kill a child or some other pokemon that decides to test it's patience while it's sleeping though.
Typing: 3
Psychic Steel. Also a pseudo legendary.
Fun: 3 (1 while sleeping/ 5 while awake)
It will be a sleeping floating prop in your basement for many generations except the first week you get to keep it, wich is quite meh. But while awake it can play with kids, do cute pokemon antics and even grant 3 ******* wishes while it's awake, wich is more than enough to make it more than worth it to keep. Depending on the pokedex entry it can be woken freely through "the singing of a pure hearted person" wich will probably let them play with it freely for some time if you have a very nice child.
21/25 24/30 with fun.
You should rank Palkia and Giratina
| Sword | The first symptom of its sting is numbness. The next is an itching sensation so intense that it's impossible to resist the urge to claw at your skin. |
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I didn't see Palkia done, but didn't you do Giratina here?:
If you want me to like, evaluate/critique/nitpick that....
| JN089 | Palkia | Chloe's Rotom Phone | Palkia, the Spatial Pokémon. A Water and Dragon type. Palkia is said to live in the space between parallel worlds, and with its ability to open portals at will, one can travel to faraway places and dimensions. |
| Diamond | It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology. |
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| Pearl | It is said to live in a gap in the spatial dimension parallel to ours. It appears in mythology. |
| Platinum | A legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh. It is said that space becomes more stable with Palkia's every breath. |
| HeartGold/SoulSilver | Its total control over the boundaries of space enable it to transport itself to faraway places or even other dimensions. |
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| Origin Forme | |
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| Legends: Arceus | It soars across the sky in a form that greatly resembles the creator of all things. Perhaps this imitation of appearance is Palkia's strategy for gaining Arceus's powers. |
I'm a lemon, not a human, I will be fine
Did you now?
| Diamond | It has the power to control time. It appears in Sinnoh-region myths as an ancient deity. |
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| Pearl | A Pokémon spoken of in legend. It is said that time began moving when Dialga was born. |
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| Platinum | A legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh. It is said that time flows when Dialga's heart beats. |
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| HeartGold/SoulSilver | This Pokémon completely controls the flow of time. It uses its power to travel at will through the past and future. |
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| Legends: Arceus | This Pokémon is revered as a deity in Hisuian legend. The birth of Dialga was what caused the vast river of time to begin flowing in our world. |
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| Origin Forme | |
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| Legends: Arceus | Radiant light caused Dialga to take on a form bearing a striking resemblance to the creator Pokémon. Dialga now wields such colossal strength that one must conclude this is its true form. |
