Pokemon as pets ranking

[DaReaperMan]

Let's do my second favorite legendary behind Giratina now, Ho-oh!

Spoiler: Safety: 5

With a complete lack of any dex entries saying about how it's balls burn at half the temperature of the sun, Ho-Oh is a ridiculously safe Pokémon, highly intelligent, and even if it somehow did kill someone it didn't mean to it could just ******' ressurect em! You have maybe the safest large Pokémon in existence here.

Spoiler: Behavior: 5

Walking into this, Ho-Oh only lets itself become the Pokémon of those whom are pure-hearted, so just by owning it, you already know you are hot shit on the moral spectrum, and such a thing also speaks to it's sense of morality and justice.

Ho-oh is also not very destructive at all, just seeing the damn thing promises eternal happiness for the future, and it's aphor mentioned intelligence and sense of both morality and justice will protect you against those with less than good intentions.

Oh, and if you die it can just say no, for better or worse.

Spoiler: Housing: 4

Now normally, 12 foot tall 440 pound bird= You're not fitting in your house... but it wouldn't want to do that anyways. Ho-oh's preferred environment is the open sky, even not even appearing visible to those with impure hearts, and considering most people don't live in actual caves or very thick forest/jungle, you will apsolutely be seeing Ho-oh around, either roosting in your backyard, or in the skies watching over you. The size still presents a problem since you need a big backyard, but really push comes to shove it could roost on your apartment complex or your house lol

Spoiler: Ease of Care: 5

Ho-Oh appears self-sufficient, not seeming to require any nutrients or if it does, it just gets those itself and you do not have to worry about it, it also appears to just keep itself perfectly clean to shine like it's dex entries keep going on about.

As it turns out, a pet that entirely skips the caring for it process saves a lot of time and money

Typing: Fire/Flying is a 2

Total: 21/25. Everyone should've expected Ho-Oh to hit 20 or higher

 

[Noneless21]

I shall participate and present my most favorite pokemon of all time

Inhale

GARDE-

It's Rayquaza

Spoiler: Safety 1

While all of the index said that Rayquaza will descent if Kyogre and Groudon are thinking some dumb shit, it basically live rent free in the ozone layer all the goddamn time until once every blue moon so he's basically almost nonexistent in human life, when he DOES descent tho, he kinda wreck havoc, because it's the equilizer of the weather trio, so when it arrive, expect some earthquake and tsunami come forward in every direction because that's the only reason why it even came down in the first place

Spoiler: Behavior 5

surprisingly, for a pokemon that represent the sky and have enough strength to subdue two pokemon that represent earth and sea, it barely does any damage to the environment nor have any anger issue, it just, kinda soar in the atmosphere minding his own business, and that's something I appreciate

Spoiler: Housing 3

so in Pokedex it's listed as a 7 meter long, which is taller than average house. Now he can curl himself to fit inside a garage or some shit but guess what? He lives in a ******* atmosphere and there's nothing you can do about it. Normally his size poses a problem but due to his natural habitat (which Im guessing that's the only way he can live) there's really no issue for housing size

Spoiler: Ease to care 5

We're talking about a pokemon that can live for hundred of million of years, on the atmosphere, and quench his thirst by feeding itself water molecule on the atmosphere, and I'm guessing he didnt need to eat too so that's neat.

Typing:Flying/Dragon, so +5

Total: 19/25, surprisingly high, for a pokemon that didnt come down because it thinks we're hot shit but rather because the surface area of earth is in danger because 2 pokemons that couldn't, for the life of them, reconcile and discussing about land/sea ratio