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What Is Your Real Life Tier? FC/OC Edition

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Rayfire (Real Life)

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Da profile is done, maybe I’ll do a tourney for myself after exams like CH 👀 (Shorts javen it’s your time to shine)

I do feel like giving myself Class 5 LS via adrenaline is a tiny bit debatable though, but I’ll see what everyone else thinks. Thoughts?
 

Summary​

Mahek The Assassin's real life tier.

Powers and Stats​

Tier: 10-B - 10-A normally | 9-C or even potentially 9-B if enraged or in acute stress response/fight-flight-freeze-fawn mode if choosing either fight or flight (highly doubtful of 9-B but people have performed insane feats via epinephrine-and-norepinephrine-induced hysterical strength (fighting off polar bears, lifting parts of cars, dashing into enemy fire and surviving even with a wave of bullets, grenades and knives against them, etc) so it's theoretically possible, not to mention martial artists who break stacks of bricks, blocks of ice, stacks of wood, etc) | 6-C, possibly higher with theoretical full access to world's entire stock of resources

Key: Normal Unarmed | Acute Stress Response Unarmed | Theoretically with full access to world's entire stock of resources

Name: Mahek (both online username and real life nickname), not giving out real name.

Origin: Real World (as is everyone else here).

Gender: Biologically cisgender male, though I am fine with any pronouns, and wish one day I am able to be genderfluid and bisexual/pansexual across the human gender and sex spectrums, though I doubt that may be possible or acceptable in our lifetime.

Age: 22.

Classification: 2002-Singaporean-born, Indian-descent male with mild autism and moderate OCD (primarily paranoia of loss or degeneration of people and belongings I hold dear, such as family, friends, identity (particularly memory), belongings, etc), straight (though a supporter of LGBTQIA+ and other SOGIESC activism) and Hindu but rather liberal and freethinking omnist (I would also wish one day if possible to be a genderfluid pansexual (though biologically born male) agnostic neurodiverse universal citizen (born to a Hindu family) who goes by the pronoun Xe, but, again, that might be too much for other people and may be beyond my ability to adopt as an identity in our lifetime given our current physiopsychosocial norms).

Powers and Abilities: Martial Arts and Pressure Points (I took Taekwondo (poom red-black belt during primary school) and Shito-ryu Karate (white belt cause academia halted it) before, and currently doing Krav Maga under a teacher who has combat army instructor and bodyguard expertise, in addition to learning techniques from various other martial arts by watching videos and reading online resources such as from Kickboxing, Wrestling, Kungfu, Karate and Jujutsu/Judo, MMA, FMA/Arnis/Eskrima/Kali, HEMA, Krabi Krabong, MCMAP, etc, though I mostly would prioritise a mixture of Kickboxing/Karate for striking, Wrestling/Judo for grappling and FMA/HEMA/Kobudo and firearm knowledge from online for weapons as well as targeting the neck/throat and groin to incapacitate opponents rapidly while using joint locks such as a ude hishigi waki gatame transition to side triangle/reverse armbar to counter an attack with the hands or an ashi garami to kneebar/Achilles hold to counter an attack with the legs and immobilise opponents WHILE striking them in the neck and groin or simply using chokeholds such as the rear naked choke and guillotine choke while striking and grappling the neck and groin, also as to pressure points and techniques found online, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate_techniques and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_judo_techniques primarily), Skilled Marksman (I have used Olympic-style/ISSF-style Air Pistol for two years, and have been able to consistently hit 8s to 10s (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISSF_10_meter_air_pistol#Range_and_target) and have sporadically used Olympic-style/ISSF-style Air Rifle and managed to at least hit the black circle with 5+ out of 10 shots (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISSF_10_meter_air_rifle#Rules) (I was more used to using a pistol and a diopter sight is not as great as a telescopic scope), and have used a similar caliber PCP bolt-action rifle in Indonesia at least once and shot multiple silhouette targets from around a similar distance to 10 metres, give or take at least 1 metre so fairly confident in close range shooting, not sure about long-range shooting except in video games lel), Memory Retention? (I'm able to recall the calculator value of pi without looking at any reference, 3.141592654, memorised the speed of light, 299792458 m/s, know several nearly useless facts like Felix Baumgartner being the first person to break the sound barrier with his own body diving from space, botulinum and ionising radiation and transmissible spongiform encephalopathies having the lowest LD50 and highest case fatality rate respectively with mendelevium in particular having a LD50 in the order of 2 or less nanograms when ingested and a few picograms when inhaled, chlorine trifluoride once spilling out of a tanker and burning through the road asphalt and a metre of gravel beneath it while ALSO releasing poisonous hydrochloric and hydrofluoric acid fumes, dimethylcadmium being extremely versatile in deadliness due to being toxic and carcinogenic when inhaled or ingested or absorbed in any other means such as skin contact to the point that only a few millionths of a gram per cubic metre of air is the safety limit while also decomposing into, fluoroantimonic acid and helonium being the strongest superacids and ortho-diethynylbenzene dianion being the strongest superbase, thioacetone being one of the smelliest chemicals in the world, azidoazide azide being one of the most reactive explosives in the world even without any stimulus to detonate it, how to operate different types of firearms and use different melee weapons with average competency, etc etc, can be memorising outright and/or memorising where to find them in Wikipedia, Youtube or other sites)

Attack Potency: 10-B - 10 A normally | Potentially 9C - 9B (see above in Tier) | all tiers from 9-B to 8-C with man-portable weapons, 6-C, possibly higher if using world's entire stock of resources (theoretically, if SUNDIAL by Edward Teller existed (10 GT nuclear bomb proposal to surpass Tsar Bomba), 6-C is possible, however with current world's entire weapon arsenal including all current and historically made weapons, high 7-A to low 6-C could be possible)

Speed: Athletic Human - Peak Human in attack/combat/perception (nowhere near Usain Bolt, but I have run 4 x 10 m shuttle runs with 9-10 seconds (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Physical_Fitness_Award tests in schools), not sure what speed that equals to), possibly Athletic Human - Peak Human in reaction, Athletic Human - Peak Human travel speed | Athletic Human - Superhuman in attack/combat/perception, possibly Athletic Human - Superhuman in reaction, Athletic Human - Superhuman travel speed | Athletic Human - Peak Human, possibly higher in reaction/perception, Athletic Human - Speed Of Light, possibly higher in all other types of speeds with world's entire stock of resources (if including directed energy weapons, though nuclear weapons are still more reliable and devastating though slower)

Lifting Strength: Above Average Human (able to one-rep-max deadlift 100 kg with pulley, able to one-rep-max deadlift 20-50 kg dumbbells from floor to hip in both hands, but am 158-161cm and 75-80kg in bodily dimensions of height and weight) | Athletic Human - Superhuman (see above in Tier) | Class 100 - Class M, possibly higher (if using all of the world's resources, including weapons that can be repurposed into vehicles like missiles to spaceships)

Striking Strength: Above Average Human (able to one-rep-max deadlift 100 kg with pulley (maximum machine weight in the gym at my house), able to one-rep-max deadlift 20-50 kg dumbbells from floor to hip in both hands, but am 158-161cm and 75-80kg in bodily dimensions of height and weight) | Athletic Human - Superhuman (see above in Tier) | Class 100 - Class M, possibly higher (if using all of the world's resources, such as weapons and vehicles)

Durability: 10-B - 10 A normally | Potentially 9C - 9B (see above in Tier) | 9-B, with man-portable armour, 6-C, possibly higher if using sufficiently reinforced cover/protection like a bunker or fortress designed to withstand the most destructive weapons we have

Stamina: Average - Athletic (able to finish 2.4 km run in 12-13 minutes, have finished 40th+ position out of 100+ people in a cross-country run but needed a few days to rest because of muscle soreness/cramps in legs afterwards) | Peak Human - Superhuman | Average - Athletic, Peak Human - Superhuman, possibly higher with equipment (unless I found a way to augment my bodily capabilities, it'd still be the same)

Range: Standard Melee Range | Standard Melee Range | Planetary, possibly higher with world's entire stock of resources (ICBMs being able to fly across continents and reach low Earth orbit to perform Fractional Orbital Bombardment)

Intelligence: Above Average - Gifted (currently in University studying Psychology and Sociology, have memorised numerous facts on various topics and/or where to find said facts as shown above in Powers And Abilities, 120-160 IQ in multiple IQ tests, though non-official online ones) | Above Average - Gifted | Genius - Extraordinary Genius, possibly higher (assuming I had access to all currently available information and resources in the world, which is possible via the Internet now)

Weaknesses: As mentioned above, autism and OCD in addition to common human weaknesses. Also no actual legitimate fighting experience despite knowledge of martial arts and weapon usage, though said knowledge would still prove useful if need be.
 
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Wait, quick question for everyone here. While this thread is exciting, why would people reveal some of their current personal information here? Like wouldn't it be more practial for all of you to say what's necessary?

What if some random idiot hater decides to take some of this seriously and try to burn your stuff to the ground? that's also my worry here.

Will read the OP if I have time, because it's been awhile since I read it.
 
H3110l12345I20 said:
Wait, quick question for everyone here. While this thread is exciting, why would people reveal some of their current personal information here? Like wouldn't it be more practial for all of you to say what's necessary?

What if some random idiot hater decides to take some of this seriously and try to burn your stuff to the ground? that's also my worry here.

Will read the OP if I have time, because it's been awhile since I read it.
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To be fair, we're mostly posting according to our own feats in the layout used for characters in general to humourously tier ourselves, but yeah I can see why the personal information part is concerning (which is why most of us are not giving out names, though I feel like most people can find me through Facebook if they searched hard enough 😐) and at times it does feel like we're bragging mildly or self-promoting in a sense, but since it's all in good humour/fun and the OP explicitly states that it's not for comparing each other to ourselves (though I do enjoy seeing those who have similar features/backgrounds to me, since that would mean it's easier to relate to them), as long as we stay mostly humble with regard to each other and also respect each other properly, it's less likely to hurt people.

Unless anyone with any serious psychological or physiological issues/challenges (which I hope is not the case for anyone here, but if it is, I would advise seeking professional help/therapy/medication if said issues/challenges harm either others or yourself or both, saying this with genuine concern and care as a person with psychological and physiological (mostly psychological) issues/challenges myself and has friends with similar, or either milder or more severe, issues/challenges of their own) takes affront to these self-profiles...
(which, to be fair again, as should be noted, are not always fully accurate given our day to day lives and any life experiences that may change the way we live either for better or, hopefully not the case, worse).
 
H3110l12345I20 said:
Wait, quick question for everyone here. While this thread is exciting, why would people reveal some of their current personal information here? Like wouldn't it be more practial for all of you to say what's necessary?
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Well, I didn’t, lol, I just gave whatever feats I do have and no personal information. It’s not a requirement
 
By the way, do we edit our own self-tiering based on changes in our life, or do we just keep them as is? (might be too much effort to update them every other year in addition to Real Life priorities taking precedence)
 
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer said:
By the way, do we edit our own self-tiering based on changes in our life, or do we just keep them as is? (might be too much effort to update them every other year in addition to Real Life priorities taking precedence)
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Well, I mean, I made a blog post for my own profile on joke battles wiki and have given it calcs and upgrades too, but they aren’t really huge updates. Guess it just depends if you take it seriously or not lol
 
Rayfire said:
Well, I mean, I made a blog post for my own profile on joke battles wiki and have given it calcs and upgrades too, but they aren’t really huge updates. Guess it just depends if you take it seriously or not lol
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yeah but ehh, I guess personally we'd eventually peak and then either plateau or decrease in power in reality welp, given ageing, and updating over such a long duration as our lifespans (to say nothing of if we end up being immortal one way or another) would be sorta tedious, but to each their own.
 
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer said:
yeah but ehh, I guess personally we'd eventually peak and then either plateau or decrease in power in reality welp, given ageing, and updating over such a long duration as our lifespans (to say nothing of if we end up being immortal one way or another) would be sorta tedious, but to each their own.
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Actually, if we end up being immortal via mind uploading to either a collective hive consciousness or just a virtual world analogous to our own that is connected to the entire Internet (the latter might be preferable since we'd retain our individual personalities while being free to collaborate within the virtual world and potentially duplicate ourselves and each other back into the physical world via replacable connected robotic bodies (think sentry drones like the Alfred Protocol (AI Alfred) with the Murder Machine Batman in DC Dark Nights Metal/Death Metal or Iron Man's suits in Iron Man 3 and the later Marvel Avengers comics and films with autonomous and remote control and duplication of Tony's personality or use as a long-range communication device), we could pretty much then do whatever we want on the Internet INCLUDING updating our own profiles/tiers 24/7/365 lel 😂

(hopefully we find a way to keep that virtual world safe from being destroyed, which is most likely in the long run via whatever maintaining the virtual world in the real world being consumed by the Sun as it enters the later stages of stellar "life")
 
Tier: 10-A physically
Name: arkansalter, real name not known
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Classification: Human, High School Senior, American Footballer, Wrestler & Former Track Runner, Vs Battles Wiki Member

Powers and Abilities: Martial Arts (I took Karate classes when I was younger and did it for like a few months),

Attack Potency: Athlete level physically (I'm a very active and athletic person, running track and working out in the gym, but I'm also pretty decently small, kinda buff dude. I'm only 5'5 & 140 lbs, so I kinda have a little bit mass/ size to put behind my hits and stuff. But I should be this tier due to the fact that I'm still a very fit and healthy person. I am also able to successfully wrestle with an pin a 6'2 212 person and hold my own against a 260+ pound guy in wrestling.)

Speed: Athletic Human travel speed (Ran a 100 meter dash in 11.80 seconds), likely higher with reaction & combat speed (As a footballer, you gotta be somewhat reaction like)

Lifting Strength: Above Average Human Level (My max bench is 165 lbs [74.84 kg], my max deadlift is 225 lbs [102.5 kg], and my max squat is 165 lbs [74.8 kg]. (I think that sorta qualifies for above average human level, yeah?)

Striking Strength: Human Level

Durability: At least Human Level (As a former freshman, I got slammed from at least 5 feet in the air onto a mat, twice, and got back up within a few seconds. Survived some pretty bad scooter wrecks [fell off of my scooter while going down hill as a little dude, scraping my knee], survived several slips and falls relating to skating on that hardwood floor)

Stamina: Athletic (Walking 45 minutes to my gym is pretty cool and all. Being able to play football for at least an hour consecutively with showing very little signs of fatigue. Scored a 60+ in the pacer test.)

Range: Standard melee range

Intelligence: Above Average (I'm a straight A and B student and often don't need to study for some of these goofy tests tests.)

Weaknesses: Normal human weaknesses. I am often lazy unless I HAVE to do something.
 
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Tier: 10-B, 9-C with Weapons, 9-B with a vehicle

Name: Volt12121, Volt, Mr. Chedda (Discord name)

Age: Something Something

Gender: Male

Classification: Human, Fry Cook, Oc Creator

Powers and Abilities: Preparation (Informational Preparation: Often researches various facts about animals due to his curiousity on them, which lets him learn more about their combat-oriented abilities and how to better approach them should he encounter them. Technological Preparation: Back in high school, he was part of the science program which lead to him knowing how to make electrical circuits, program small size robots and made a small scaled catapult), Multilingualism (Is bilingual, being capable of fluently communicating in both French and English. Has retained some basic knowledge of spanish), Social Influencing (Part of the "Ethics and religious culture" class is to learn etichal thinking and dialogue skills throught discussion and debating of modern-day subjects. Which teaches various form of fallacies such as "Argument from authority", "False Dilemma", "Slippery Slop" and more and how to counter them if ever encountered.), Limited Martial Arts (As part of Gym Class, was taught basic Judo moves such as the Osoto Gari, Ōuchi gari, Kesa Gatame and Yoko Shiho Gatame. Altought has never made use of them in an actual fight), Weapon Usage (As a Fry Cook, it's part of his job to have a decent usage of a various cooking utensils such as Knives and poultry shears), Vehicular Usage (capable of driving a car. Has experience in go kart racing. Knowledgeable on how to kayak), Limited Resistance to Cold (As a canadian, He is naturally better adapted at handling cold weather. Often comment by his mother to be a "Human furnace" due to his body remaining warm in cold weather.)

Attack Potency: Human level (Is just an ordinary guy working as a Fry Cook who doesn't partake in much physical activity), Street level with Weapons (has acesses to variety of cooking equipment ranging from poultry shears to knives), Wall level with a vehicle (Can get access to a car)

Speed: Average Human (Not particularly fast and was usually one of the slowest in his class. However is capable of reaching surprising speed when determined enough such as being capable of catching up to a high school soccer player)

Lifting Strength: Average Human Level (As a Fry Cook, his job requires him to lift rather heavy objects.)

Striking Strength: Human Level

Durability: Human Level (While much younger, he could spend his whole recess being toss and tackled around by 6th graders and kept getting up and laughing about it. Once fell down three set of stairs with merely minor bruises)

Stamina: Average (Not particularly fit but not utterly unfit either)

Range: Standard melee

Intelligence: Average (A decent student varying from Bs to As in most subjects aswell as being bilingual. He has surprising knowledge on various random topics ranging from fun facts about a wide array of animals due to having researched them out of interest to random Disney related trivia. While much younger, an adult woman confident in his mother that "she felt stupid" after a walk with him due to his impressive vocabulary. Was often complimented for having a bright and active imagination)

Weaknesses: Normal Human Weaknesses, while younger was a fairly sickly child, although that has since been resolved. Suffers from dyspraxia, a condition which causes difficulties with motor skills and coordination, had however gotten the hang of how to handle it with the years. Has close to none real fighting experience besides a few school scuffle and prefers avoiding physical confrontation. Provocation can lead to him lashing out due to past experiences.
 
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