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team fortress 2

  1. Detective_Blizzard

    Daisuke Jigen vs Sniper (TF2)

    The Quickest Draw vs The Crazed Gunman Daisuke Jigen vs The Sniper Sniping's a good job mate It's challening work, outdoors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two gunman left on the planet, someone is gonna want the title of best shot Battle...
    • Detective_Blizzard
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    • daisuke jigen lupin iii (verse) sniper sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Hey look buddy I’m an engineer that means I fight Overwatch clones

    Engineer is now 8-C with optional equipment so I thought I’d do this Making bacon Build ‘em up, break ‘em down. Rules Speed equalized 8-C gravel war engineer, he is allowed all of his weapons from his loadouts. And 8-C torbjorn used. Engineer spells Restricted and is bloodlusted with...
  3. Catbowtie

    Partners in Crime: Tier 9-A Duo Tournament; Round 2 Match 4: Kamen Riders Black Sun & Shadow Moon VS Medic & Heavy (0-0-0)

    Assumptions: Combatants start 30 meters apart and out of each others' sight Speed Equalized All combatants are restricted to 9-A All combatants have their Standard Equipment The battle's location takes place in trenches. Otherwise, Standard Battle Assumptions Combatants Votes Kamen Riders...
    • Catbowtie
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    • kamen rider kamen rider black sun shadow moon (kamen rider) team fortress 2
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. koopa3144

    Quick little TF2 Equipment clean-up

    So currently TF2 Standard and Optional Equipment is a bit lacking rn and I want to make two proposals to try to clean it up a bit. Btw Various weapons and various cosmetics will link to the classes' Weapon list and cosmetics list but I didn't add a link to them here cause these are just examples...
  5. Comiphorous

    BLU Team vs Director Phobos (Team Fortress vs Madness Combat) (0-0-0)

    BLU Team vs The Director Everything up to 8-C is allowed. BLU Team has their 8-C optional equipment 1960's BLU team is being used, First key Phobos is being used Speed is equalized BLU Team has 25 seconds of prep time Phobos has 2 regular Sleepwalker Patients with him Battle takes place within...
    • Comiphorous
    • Thread
    • blu team team fortress director phobos sleepwalker patients team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Salt-on-pizza

    Demoman and Rick have a disagreement (Demo Vs Rick Sanchez, but its a drunken fistfight) [0-0-0]

    Demoman and Rick Sanchez have conflicting views on lamps, which escalates to a fight.  RULES: No weapons or higher forms, just fists. Speed equalized (And maybe bottles, or things you would generally find in a pub or bar) [Censored by the government]: Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!: They quit their...
    • Salt-on-pizza
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    • demoman (team fortress 2) rick & morty rick sanchez team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  7. Spy VS Spy (Loid Forger (Spy X Family) vs Red Spy (TF2) (0-0-0)

    Kurt Hansen is hosting a multiversal gala at the Black Sapphire. One week in advance, Loid Forger and the Red Spy are hired by the WIS and Administrator respectively to take out the other. They are given folders on their assignment to kill the other spy. All they know is that their target...
  8. SpiteBattles

    Dedmos (MC) vs Scout (TF2) [0-0-0]

    Somewhere in a 2Fort server… -Both characters are 9-A, Dedmos and Robot War Scout is used -Scout has all equipment that isn’t above 9-A, Magic and Power-ups are restricted -Battle takes place on 2Fort, and both start at the end of the bridge in the middle of the map -Speed equal “The Smoking...
    • SpiteBattles
    • Thread
    • deimos (madness combat) madness combat team fortress team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. DimeUhDozen

    Spy vs Spy

    Speed Equalized The Spy: Sam: Incon:
  10. Sans2345

    'HEAVY DON'T WANT TO SIGN PETITION FROM TINY BABY MAN!" (Heavy vs Postal Dude) (0-0-0)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heavy https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Postal_Dude Both are 9-A, anything above or below 9-A is restricted. Gravel war heavy is being used and is using his stock loadout. Normal Postal Dude is being used and has his standard equipment. Speed is equalized...
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • heavy postal postal dude team fortress team fortress 2 versus thread
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. Da3ggman

    Minor addition to Sniper (TF2)

    Jarate should gain Limited Empathetic Manipulation, as it decreases the enemy's defense by quite literally lowering their will to live. IT IS NOT COMPLICATED! Agree: @koopa3144, @Accelerated_Evolution, @Swordsaint456, @Thelastmlg, @CrackerVolley, @Minos_the_Judge, @r@TheMassivlyUnkn0wn...
    • Da3ggman
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    • jarate sniper sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress 2
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Content Revision
  12. Armorchompy

    Some haxless 9-B guy fights a planet buster brick (Pyro vs Minotaur)

    Full disclosure, this is more of an experiment than a real VS Match. I've seen people on this website argue that high temperatures ignore durability, almost acting as hax unless someone has feats of withstanding them. Today, I want to push that notion to its logical extreme. Speed is equalized...
    • Armorchompy
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    • marvel comics minotaur (marvel comics) pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Pepsiman25th

    Battle of the Fists, Man vs Man. (Saitama vs Saxton Hale)

    A battle of Man vs Man. An aspiring hero and the Australian mad man. Saitama vs Saxton Hale. Battle will take place in City Z and Saitama will have 1 day worth of prep. Speed is equal between the both of them. Saxton is at his peak. (9-A) During-Training Saitama will be used. (9-B+) Both...
    • Pepsiman25th
    • Thread
    • one punch man one punch man (verse) saitama saitama (caped baldy) saxton hale team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Jason_Courne

    TF2 upgrade back to 9-A and new calculation

    New calculation Fragmenting robots: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Jason_Courne/TF2:_Fragmenting_robots Soldier tanking a small tank exploding: 86.5 kilograms of tnt The Rocket Specalist upgraded rockets: 6.8 kilograms of tnt The Black Box can reduce people to ash: 57.3 to 61...
  15. SpiteBattles

    Le Scout tries to rizz

    The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse. Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds. Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date Round 2: Post-Expiration Date Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • fun and games fun conversation scout team fortress team fortress 2 the scout
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  16. ShionAH

    Tf2 Immo 4?

    So in this video Sniper has some quotes that seem to prove that the respawn mechanic is “canon” things such as “See you in five minutes” “How many times have you died?” And more
  17. SpiteBattles

    Pyro takes a trip to Camp Crystal Lake

    My second attempt of giving Clone Jason another battle. Hopefully, and maybe, this won’t go wrong. -Speed equal. -Both are 9-A, Robot War Pyro is used. -Pyro has all his weapons/equipment that isn't above 9-A (Canteens/Upgrades are restricted) -Battle takes place in Camp Crystal Lake, and both...
    • SpiteBattles
    • Thread
    • friday the 13th jason voorhees jason voorhees (clone) pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 vs battle vs battles vsbattles
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Redite250

    Scout fights a skater

    Scout TF2 vs Alexandre Ordem Paranormal Speed Equal Both at 9-B, Scout is in his second key and gets any equipment that doesn't bump him a tier Scout: Xande: Inco:
    • Redite250
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    • alexandre (ordem paranormal) ordem paranormal scout team fortress 2
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. JoshDoshMosh

    Josuke tries to break into a sentry nest

    Josuke is on badwater trying to push the payload but an annoying Engi with a wrangled sentry keeps killing his team. So it’s up to him to destroy his nest. Speed is equalized, both are 9-A, 20 meters apart, battle takes place on badwater as said before; Engineer is equipped with the Wrangler...
    • JoshDoshMosh
    • Thread
    • engineer jojo's bizarre adventure josuke higashikata team fortress 2
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. Flowerguy2

    The Battle of TF2's Female Robots! (Teleporter Twins VS Mimi-Sentry) [3-0-0] (GRACE)

    Rules 1. Speed is equalized 2. Both are bloodlusted, and The battle taken place the roof of the building during Badwater 3. Mimi-Sentry LV3 key is used 4. The Starting Distance is 10m apart Voting "I can't think of anything tbh": 3 (@JustANormalLemon, @MintyBoi1, @Flowerguy2) Scales to this...
    • Flowerguy2
    • Thread
    • entela exodus izumi ch. mimi-sentry team fortress 2 teleporter twins thehypedscoot
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  21. ShionAH

    Team Fortress 2 Immortality

    Scout should gain Immortality Type 8 since he has a deep bond with God and as long as Scout doesn't have sex with every woman on earth the God will send him back Scout should gain 5-B Enviromental Destruction upon Death Medic should gain Immortality Type 4 up to 8 times. He has the souls...
    • ShionAH
    • Thread
    • demoman engineer heavy medic scout sniper soldier spy team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Content Revision
  22. Eseseso

    GOD BLESS AMERICA: Skipper vs the Soldier

    Skipper vs Robot War Soldier, in a battle for who loves weapons and America more! Soldier has access to his 8-C weapons, all other additional weapons, and magic spells. Speed Equalized Location: 2Fort, on opposite sides of the bridge Soldier: Skipper Incon:
    • Eseseso
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    • madagascar skipper soldier team fortress 2
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. RanaProGamer

    Sans Tries To Win Without Soul Hax

    Since Sans can take down literal 2-C characters with soul hax, let's see how he fair against an opponent who has no soul. Standard Battle Assumptions Speed equalized 9-B Scout is used Sans scales to 0.001 Tons Scout scales to 0.001 Tons Sans vs TF2 Scout (Robot War) Who wins and why?
  24. Flashlight237

    TF2 Revision: Demoknights

    So currently, we have Demoman as a profile, but nowhere in the profile does it say Demoknight despite the TF2 community and even this website acknowledging the Demoknight as not only canon, but also a legitimate strategy in the game. As such, I designed this CRT to discuss the abilities of and...
  25. CNBA3

    (TF2) Do Apoco-Fists create Black Holes?

    This is for those who have extensive experience with Team Fortress 2, who knows about “Apoco-Fists”? Is there any lore about them creating black holes with punches? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Apoco-Fists
  26. Shmooply

    Versus Saxton Hale Ability Additions (Sylvia the Seal solos your verse)

    THE NAME'S SAXTON HALE. CEO OF MANN CO., AND THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!! TF2's summer update finally dropped, and with it came confirmation that the VSH gamemode is finally becoming canon, which gives Saxton some dead simple abilities. Acrobatics - The most important...

  27. Question about a Scout vs Tracer removal

    It says that "both are 9-A" but Tracer's profile says she's 8-C Does this mean the notable victory/loss should be removed from both profiles?
    • Spilxson2
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    • content revision thread game characters overwatch scout scout (team fortress classic) team fortress 2 the scout tracer
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Content Revision
  28. Stillwinston

    Sniper (TF2) vs Garrus Vakarian - Shoot The Archangel

    Well I want to try and find more mass effect matches besides Shepard, lets try this one. If anything Garrus wears blue and is a sniper so it works out. Speed is equalised Both are 9-A Tier 8 stuff is restricted on both sides Sniper has his base sniper rifle and machete and the cozy camper Both...
    • Stillwinston
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    • garrus vakarian mass effect sniper (team fortress 2) team fortress 2
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. TheGreatJedi13

    Right Behind You. The Spy Among Us (Grace)

    There was an old match with 9-C The Spy - Calc Impostor - Calc Now they both have 9-A Keys and 9-B keys Round 1 Both 9-B Keys Round 2 Both 9-A Keys Scenario: It is a regular Tf2 match but the enemy team Spy has been replaced with Impostor. Both of them are aware of each other's existence and...
  30. MinecraftHater2011

    "What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?" (Heavy vs. Isaac [TBoI]; FINISHED)

    Would've made this a Heavy vs. Magdalene thread as they both share somewhat similar roles, but I feel like that thread wouldn't get any traction and just die off even faster than this one would. Oh, and uh, enjoy this edit I made ig Rules: Both are 9-A (duh) and have prior knowledge of each...
    • MinecraftHater2011
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    • heavy heavy weapons guy isaac (binding of isaac) team fortress team fortress 2 the binding of isaac
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  31. Heiwajima Shizuo vs. The Heavy (Durarara!!! vs. Team Fortress 2)

    vs. --- Speed equalized. Heavy does not have his minigun and only uses his fist in combat.
    • FunbariVoid
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    • durarara!! heavy heavy tf2 shizuo heiwajima team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. JoshDoshMosh

    "I fear no man"(Daredevil vs Pyro)

    The Man Without Fear faces off against Red Teams Pyromaniac Both are 8-C and in character, speed is equalized, Pyro gets his optional equipment(barring MvM and Halloween stuff) and Fist Leader Daredevil is used, battle takes place in Hells Kitchen Who wins? Daredevil: Pyro: Incon:
    • JoshDoshMosh
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    • daredevil (marvel comics) marvel comics pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress 2
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. WeeklyBattles

    An Everyday Force of Nature - Scout vs Logan Paul

    Logan saw that Scout was drinking BONK instead of PRIME and got so angry that he challenged him to a fight. If Logan wins, Scout has to exclusively drink PRIME instead of BONK, but if Scout wins, Logan will make a fake apology video. Both 9-A (Gravel War Scout with optional equipment, magic and...
  34. JustANormalLemon

    Ka-boooom! vs Maggots! (7-1-0)(grace)

    A in verse fight for the fun with a lot of mobility and explosions!!! DEMOMAN vs SOLDIER Rules: -Battle takes place at Dustbowl -Everything allowed!!!! -Each start in their spawn room (Defense and Aatack) -Soldier ressurection is not combat applicable here(I hope) The Drunk Scottish cyclop...
    • JustANormalLemon
    • Thread
    • demoman (team fortress 2) same verse match soldier(team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. ThePrimalHunter

    A Cannibal Tries To Eat An Android (Painis Cupcake vs Amik) (0-3-0)

    Very brief and poorly written story: Painis Cupcake gets teleported to the somewhat distant future of 2046. While there, he spots man in a suit and tie walking across the street, and figures that he has found his next meal. Meanwhile, Amik was going for an evening stroll, enjoying the nice...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • 2046: prime amik painis cupcake team fortress team fortress 2 tf2 freaksverse
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles

  36. Mustard vs The Pyro (My Hero Academia vs Team Fortress 2)

    Mustard: Pyro: --- R1: Pyro (Gravel War with original and standard equipment) vs. Mustard R2: Pyro (Mann vs. Machine, maxed upgrading stats, 3 self ubercharge canteen cans, equipped with The Phlogistinator, The Third Degree, and The Manmelter.) vs. Mustard.
    • FunbariVoid
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    • boku no hero academia mustard (my hero academia) my hero academia pyro pyro (team fortress 2) team fortress team fortress 2 tf2
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Sans2345

    Heavy vs Big Show (TF2 vs WWE) 0-0-0

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heavy https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Show_(WWE) Both are 9-B, possibly 9-A. Heavy doesn't have any of his equipment and is fighting Big Show with his bare hands. Battle takes place in a wrestling ring and speed is equalized. Win via by death, incap, or...
    • Sans2345
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    • big show (wwe) heavy professional wrestling team fortress 2 wwe
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 3; Match 1: Marcy Wu vs Scout

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 3; Match 1: Marcy Wu vs Scout 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting...
    • Board3659
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    • 9-a 9-a swiss style tournament: breaking conventions amphibia marcy wu scout (team fortress classic) team fortress 2 tournament
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. Peppersalt43

    Chelshia vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHELSHIA DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM I mean, come on. Her game literally has the word "monster girls" in the name, one of the character's art has them holding a body pillow. This is bound to happen and I'm surprised it took this long Actually, TF2 getting 8-C is pretty...
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • chelshia khimera: destroy all monster girls scout team fortress team fortress 2
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 2; Match 13: Scout vs Yuki

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 2; Match 13: Scout vs Yuki 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting distance...
    • Board3659
    • Thread
    • 9-a 9-a swiss style tournament: breaking conventions neon cavaliers scout (team fortress classic) team fortress 2 tournament yuki (neon cavaliers
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Battles
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