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  1. Jason_Courne

    TF2 upgrade back to 9-A and new calculation

    New calculation Fragmenting robots: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Jason_Courne/TF2:_Fragmenting_robots Soldier tanking a small tank exploding: 86.5 kilograms of tnt The Rocket Specalist upgraded rockets: 6.8 kilograms of tnt The Black Box can reduce people to ash: 57.3 to 61...
  2. SpiteBattles

    Le Scout tries to rizz

    The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse. Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds. Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date Round 2: Post-Expiration Date Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from...
  3. Redite250

    Scout fights a skater

    Scout TF2 vs Alexandre Ordem Paranormal Speed Equal Both at 9-B, Scout is in his second key and gets any equipment that doesn't bump him a tier Scout: Xande: Inco:
  4. ShionAH

    Team Fortress 2 Immortality

    Scout should gain Immortality Type 8 since he has a deep bond with God and as long as Scout doesn't have sex with every woman on earth the God will send him back Scout should gain 5-B Enviromental Destruction upon Death Medic should gain Immortality Type 4 up to 8 times. He has the souls...
  5. RanaProGamer

    Sans Tries To Win Without Soul Hax

    Since Sans can take down literal 2-C characters with soul hax, let's see how he fair against an opponent who has no soul. Standard Battle Assumptions Speed equalized 9-B Scout is used Sans scales to 0.001 Tons Scout scales to 0.001 Tons Sans vs TF2 Scout (Robot War) Who wins and why?
  6. Question about a Scout vs Tracer removal

    It says that "both are 9-A" but Tracer's profile says she's 8-C Does this mean the notable victory/loss should be removed from both profiles?
  7. WeeklyBattles

    An Everyday Force of Nature - Scout vs Logan Paul

    Logan saw that Scout was drinking BONK instead of PRIME and got so angry that he challenged him to a fight. If Logan wins, Scout has to exclusively drink PRIME instead of BONK, but if Scout wins, Logan will make a fake apology video. Both 9-A (Gravel War Scout with optional equipment, magic and...
  8. Peppersalt43

    Chelshia vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHELSHIA DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM I mean, come on. Her game literally has the word "monster girls" in the name, one of the character's art has them holding a body pillow. This is bound to happen and I'm surprised it took this long Actually, TF2 getting 8-C is pretty...
  9. Peppersalt43

    Marcy Wu vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: MARCY DISCOVERS WHE... YOU KNOW WHAT, NO I have not made a Scout match in a while This may or may not be how I would like to get back to it ● ------------------------------------- ● Everything above 9-B is restricted Gravel War Scout used Speed equalized Place Located in...
  10. Pizzabox492

    Berdly vs Scout

    Scout fights Berdly Speed equalized Both in character Stock Scout is used 9-A vs 9-A who wins
  11. Peppersalt43

    Chisato Nishikigi vs Scout

    ALTERNATE TITLE: CHISATO NISHIKIGI DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM Kill 2 birds with one stone why don't we? One match for two spammed characters ● ------------------------------------- ● It was another day at Café LycoReco, just serving customers and enjoying life. Before tossed through...
  12. Peppersalt43

    The Goddess of the Manifold discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    This is probably gonna be my last thread on the Mad Milk series until the calc issue I'm dealing with is fixed. I don't even care if it's a stomp, I just want to write this down as an end to the first season of this saga The Mistake of Nature in the Manifold Scout awoke in a strange plain. Had...
  13. hockame

    0-1-0 Scout Retakes Kindergarten

    Baldi: Scout: 1 Incon: Both are 9-B Speed is equalized Fight is in Baldi's Schoolhouse (Evacuated since some dude came running in with a Scattergun) Win via KO, Incap, or Death Fighters start 20 yards away from each other
  14. Bruhtelho

    Scout VS Austin Theory: Austin Theory discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    hopefully this works Both at 9-B, Gravel War Scout is used Scout has access to the Atomizer, Boston Basher, Wrap Assassin, Flying Guillotine, Mad Milk, and Bonk! Atomic Punch Fight takes place on the 2Fort bridge Speed is equalized "I'm a force of nature.":0 "Riding the Edge.":0
  15. koopa3144

    Scout gets run over (Scout vs Lightning McQueen (Games)) (1-0-7) (Concluded)

    Fight takes place on a racetrack Scout has his all his 9-B Equipment Scout is in his Gravel War key "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!": 1 "I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast?": 0 Thomas the train runs them both over: 7
  16. TheGatememer

    TF2's "Optional Equipment" Tabber

    This has bothered me for quite some time now. Some characters like Heavy and Spy have all their Stock, and "optional" equipment in one tabber, while others such as Scout have it in a different tabber. The Stock equipment isn't even their "standard equipment", its just the weapons that the mercs...
  17. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    nagisa shiota vs scout

    Nagisa Scout Rules: Gravel war scout will be used (First key 9-B) Scout has knowledge on Nagisa Nagisa's clapping is restricted. Scout's optional equipment is restricted. but he is allowed to have his saxton hale mask which makes him resistant to fear manipulation. (magic and spells are...
  18. Born on da streets

    the gang The Scout VS Phil Matibag RULES: Both on their 9-B Keys Scout will only have his bat Speed = Both of them have previous acknowledge from each other They will fight to the death
  19. Scout vs Foxy, The battle of the speed

    After years of working at Mann.Co , Scout decides to have a second work, where he's scared of most of the things there, foxy decides to battle the Scout, but Foxy does not knows wh's he about to fight The Scout Foxy The Fox Rules: Fight at the pizzeria Foxy at his class 5 Both are 9-B Foxy...
  20. Scout's speed

    Has you may know, on meet the scout, the scout was able to react to sentry gun bullets, and the bullets of that sentry gun should be as fast has the bullets of a Normal turret, and the bullets of a normal turret go at 850 m/s
  21. Peppersalt43

    Scout meets the mother of milk

    Mommy Milkers and T H E F E M A L E : 0 Mistake-a-nature : 7 Incon : 0 9-B versions used Speed equalized Scout has his stock bat and the flying guillotine Starting distance is 10 meters
  22. MinecraftHater2011

    Scout discovers where Mad Milk comes from (0-0-0)

    TF2 Scout's pistol is replaced with the Mad Milk Both are 8 meters apart Other than that, SBA "EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!": "This map ain't big enough for the two of us!": The superior scout (Incon): Story:
  23. TheGatememer

    TF2 Mercenaries Soul Immunity

    Simple fix. All of the TF2 Mercenaries have immunity to soul manipulation in their first key, when their souls weren't even removed until the events of the Robot War. Their Base key should be renamed to "Gravel War" and their upgrades key should be renamed to "Robot War", and their immunity to...
  24. Comiphorous

    Jevil discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Im not stealing any ideas from any users from here with detroit become human profile pictures. Jevil vs Scout Both are 9-B (Scout is in first key) (both coincidentally scale to 0.001 tons) Speed is not equalized Scout has the shortstop, mad milk, and Frying pan Fight takes place inside Jevil's...
  25. Peppersalt43

    Twitchers discover where Mad Milk comes from

    Zombie Flash : 7 Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Incon : 0 Twitcher necromorph used (They're 9-B) First key 9-B Scout used 2 Twitchers present Scout's pistol is replaced with Mad Milk and his Bat is replaced with the Three-Rune Sword Fight takes place in the Ishimura's hangar, 20 meters apart Story Below...
  26. Peppersalt43

    Mettaton discovers where mad milk comes from

    Fabulous Robot : 7 Mistake-a-nature : 0 Incon : 0 Second key Mettaton used First key 9-A Scout used with this calc Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which has been replaced with Mad Milk Fight takes place in Alphys' lab, 10 meters apart Here's a fun fact : In The Undertale TF2 AU known...
  27. Peppersalt43

    Shoguns discover where mad milk comes from

    Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-Nature : 0 Indistinguishable Japanese Mumbling : 7 Incon : 0 Scout has stock weapons Demoman has a Half-Zatoichi, Tide Turner, and Stock Sticky Bomb Launcher 3 Shoguns are present Fight takes place in the dynasty map, 20 meters apart
  28. Peppersalt43

    Froppy discovers whe... You know what, no

    Mistake-a-nature : 7 F R O G : 0 Incon : 0 9-A versions used (First key Scout with this calc) Scout only has stock weapons Fight takes place in a school yard, 15 meters apart Story below "Alright everyone, the bell has rung. Everyone can leave" said Mr. Aizawa before pointing at Tsuyu "Except...
  29. Peppersalt43

    Wheeler discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    The Interpid Explorer : 0 Mistake-a-nature : 7 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Wheeler has 2 stacks of flint to shoot at her opponent, a football helmet, a spear, and life-giving amulet Scout is restricted to Mad Milk, Flying Guillotine, and Ham Shank 9-B versions used First key Scout used
  30. Peppersalt43

    Animated Armor discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Living Armor : 7 Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-nature : 0 Incon : 0 9-B versions used First key Scout and Demoman used 4 Animated Armors are present (Or 3 if it's a stomp for them) Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk Demoman has Eyelander, Charge n' Targe...
  31. TheGatememer


    Scout accidentally clicks on an advert while browsing, and gets transported to the Dark World. Scout is in his 9-A Gravel War Key, and has all of his base, and optional equipment, except for his 8-C weapons. Spamton NEO is used. Takes place at the Dark Fountain Speed is Equalized. THINK...
  32. Peppersalt43

    Miss Pauling discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    Miss Take : 7 Mistake-a-nature : 1 Demoman blows them both up : 0 Scout has all stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk, already usable Fight takes place in Hightower, 10 meters apart Second key scout used 9-B versions used I don't know if this happened before but why...
  33. Peppersalt43

    Rainbow Dash discovers where Mad Milk comes from

    After how terribly the last TF2 vs MLP match went, you'd think I wouldn't try it again... Nah, I'm doing it again. Also there's been a surge of Scout matches and I wanna capitalize on it to keep up the streak. 9-B+ versions used Scout is restricted to Mad Milk and Sandman, both already usable...
  34. TheGatememer

    Damage Boost for the TF2 Mercenaries

    Should be fairly straightforward. Basically, the TF2 Mercenaries can deal random crits. This is not a game mechanic, as we see Demoman firing a Crit Pill (As indicated by the Pill glowing and having sparks) even without a Medic charging him with a Kritzkrieg. Not to mention the various...
  35. TheGatememer

    Scout (Team Fortress 2) vs Tracer (Overwatch)

    This is now possible since Scout got upgraded. Both are 9-A Scout is in his Gravel War key, and has all his Optional Equipment, except for his vaporizing weapons. No spells, power ups, or upgrades. Both start 20 meters away Speed is equalized Think fast chuckenuts! : 6 Cheers love, the...
  36. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    TF2 Building Level Bot Vaporization

    This would only apply to those who have weapons that can vaporize people and maybe Saxton Hale but anyway about an hour ago I made this calc and it got accepted by Psychomaster35. Just came here to check if there are any problems with this most likely it would be the scaling to hale that causes...
  37. TheGatememer

    Resurrection for TF2's Scout

    In the comics, God revived Scout after he was killed. This should grant Scout Resurrection, but only as a one-time thing. This isn't a dream or whatever, as God straight up says that Scout died, which is also confirmed by the Official TF2 wiki. Not to mention, it being a dream makes absolutely...
  38. Knifeman29

    The Scout and Johnny Cage in: Fortress of Kombat 2 grace

    Scout vs Johnny Cage (scout and spy were sent to infiltrate and steal important Intel from a special forces base.) So what's so important about this secret crap again? I don't know and I don't need to what's important is that we don't get captured. the special forces handle beings far beyond the...
  39. Knifeman29

    Scout VS The Flash

    Scout gets a job from the administrator to deal with a super hero causing havoc in Hawaii Snyder flash scout has everything Both 9-A speed equal
  40. TheGatememer

    Team Fortress 9-A Upgrade

    Please do not discuss anything else but the 9-A rating. I don't want this to devolve into a mess like the other threads. Addressing the whole "dramatization" argument/canon stuff The quote being used to argue that gameplay is non-canon is from the Catch-Up Comic, where Saxton Hale says this...