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New calculation
Fragmenting robots: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Jason_Courne/TF2:_Fragmenting_robots
Soldier tanking a small tank exploding: 86.5 kilograms of tnt
The Rocket Specalist upgraded rockets: 6.8 kilograms of tnt
The Black Box can reduce people to ash: 57.3 to 61...
The Scout (TF2) tries to rizz a girl from your favorite verse.
Also known as: Which girl in your favorite verse does Scout has the best chances with. This will be over two rounds.
Round 1: Pre-Expiration Date
Round 2: Post-Expiration Date
Bonus: Scout has to rizz up and get a girlfriend from...
Scout TF2 vs Alexandre Ordem Paranormal
Speed Equal
Both at 9-B, Scout is in his second key and gets any equipment that doesn't bump him a tier
Scout:
Xande:
Inco:
Scout should gain Immortality Type 8 since he has a deep bond with God and as long as Scout doesn't have sex with every woman on earth the God will send him back
Scout should gain 5-B Enviromental Destruction upon Death
Medic should gain Immortality Type 4 up to 8 times. He has the souls...
Since Sans can take down literal 2-C characters with soul hax, let's see how he fair against an opponent who has no soul.
Standard Battle Assumptions
Speed equalized
9-B Scout is used
Sans scales to 0.001 Tons
Scout scales to 0.001 Tons
Sans vs TF2 Scout (Robot War)
Who wins and why?
Logan saw that Scout was drinking BONK instead of PRIME and got so angry that he challenged him to a fight. If Logan wins, Scout has to exclusively drink PRIME instead of BONK, but if Scout wins, Logan will make a fake apology video.
Both 9-A (Gravel War Scout with optional equipment, magic and...
ALTERNATE TITLE: CHELSHIA DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM
I mean, come on. Her game literally has the word "monster girls" in the name, one of the character's art has them holding a body pillow. This is bound to happen and I'm surprised it took this long
Actually, TF2 getting 8-C is pretty...
ALTERNATE TITLE: MARCY DISCOVERS WHE... YOU KNOW WHAT, NO
I have not made a Scout match in a while
This may or may not be how I would like to get back to it
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Everything above 9-B is restricted
Gravel War Scout used
Speed equalized
Place Located in...
ALTERNATE TITLE: CHISATO NISHIKIGI DISCOVERS WHERE MAD MILK COMES FROM
Kill 2 birds with one stone why don't we? One match for two spammed characters
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It was another day at Café LycoReco, just serving customers and enjoying life. Before tossed through...
This is probably gonna be my last thread on the Mad Milk series until the calc issue I'm dealing with is fixed. I don't even care if it's a stomp, I just want to write this down as an end to the first season of this saga
The Mistake of Nature in the Manifold
Scout awoke in a strange plain. Had...
Baldi:
Scout: 1
Incon:
Both are 9-B
Speed is equalized
Fight is in Baldi's Schoolhouse (Evacuated since some dude came running in with a Scattergun)
Win via KO, Incap, or Death
Fighters start 20 yards away from each other
hopefully this works
Both at 9-B, Gravel War Scout is used
Scout has access to the Atomizer, Boston Basher, Wrap Assassin, Flying Guillotine, Mad Milk, and Bonk! Atomic Punch
Fight takes place on the 2Fort bridge
Speed is equalized
"I'm a force of nature.":0
"Riding the Edge.":0
Fight takes place on a racetrack
Scout has his all his 9-B Equipment
Scout is in his Gravel War key
"Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!": 1
"I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast?": 0
Thomas the train runs them both over: 7
This has bothered me for quite some time now. Some characters like Heavy and Spy have all their Stock, and "optional" equipment in one tabber, while others such as Scout have it in a different tabber.
The Stock equipment isn't even their "standard equipment", its just the weapons that the mercs...
Nagisa
Scout
Rules:
Gravel war scout will be used (First key 9-B)
Scout has knowledge on Nagisa
Nagisa's clapping is restricted. Scout's optional equipment is restricted. but he is allowed to have his saxton hale mask which makes him resistant to fear manipulation. (magic and spells are...
the gang
The Scout
VS
Phil Matibag
RULES:
Both on their 9-B Keys
Scout will only have his bat
Speed =
Both of them have previous acknowledge from each other
They will fight to the death
After years of working at Mann.Co , Scout decides to have a second work, where he's scared of most of the things there, foxy decides to battle the Scout, but Foxy does not knows wh's he about to fight
The Scout
Foxy The Fox
Rules:
Fight at the pizzeria
Foxy at his class 5
Both are 9-B
Foxy...
Has you may know, on meet the scout, the scout was able to react to sentry gun bullets, and the bullets of that sentry gun should be as fast has the bullets of a Normal turret, and the bullets of a normal turret go at 850 m/s
Mommy Milkers and T H E F E M A L E : 0
Mistake-a-nature : 7
Incon : 0
9-B versions used
Speed equalized
Scout has his stock bat and the flying guillotine
Starting distance is 10 meters
TF2 Scout's pistol is replaced with the Mad Milk
Both are 8 meters apart
Other than that, SBA
"EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!":
"This map ain't big enough for the two of us!":
The superior scout (Incon):
Story:
Simple fix. All of the TF2 Mercenaries have immunity to soul manipulation in their first key, when their souls weren't even removed until the events of the Robot War.
Their Base key should be renamed to "Gravel War" and their upgrades key should be renamed to "Robot War", and their immunity to...
Im not stealing any ideas from any users from here with detroit become human profile pictures.
Jevil vs Scout
Both are 9-B (Scout is in first key) (both coincidentally scale to 0.001 tons)
Speed is not equalized
Scout has the shortstop, mad milk, and Frying pan
Fight takes place inside Jevil's...
Zombie Flash : 7
Mistake-a-Nature : 0
Incon : 0
Twitcher necromorph used (They're 9-B)
First key 9-B Scout used
2 Twitchers present
Scout's pistol is replaced with Mad Milk and his Bat is replaced with the Three-Rune Sword
Fight takes place in the Ishimura's hangar, 20 meters apart
Story Below...
Fabulous Robot : 7
Mistake-a-nature : 0
Incon : 0
Second key Mettaton used
First key 9-A Scout used with this calc
Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which has been replaced with Mad Milk
Fight takes place in Alphys' lab, 10 meters apart
Here's a fun fact : In The Undertale TF2 AU known...
Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-Nature : 0
Indistinguishable Japanese Mumbling : 7
Incon : 0
Scout has stock weapons
Demoman has a Half-Zatoichi, Tide Turner, and Stock Sticky Bomb Launcher
3 Shoguns are present
Fight takes place in the dynasty map, 20 meters apart
Mistake-a-nature : 7
F R O G : 0
Incon : 0
9-A versions used (First key Scout with this calc)
Scout only has stock weapons
Fight takes place in a school yard, 15 meters apart
Story below
"Alright everyone, the bell has rung. Everyone can leave" said Mr. Aizawa before pointing at Tsuyu "Except...
The Interpid Explorer : 0
Mistake-a-nature : 7
Incon : 0
Speed equalized
Wheeler has 2 stacks of flint to shoot at her opponent, a football helmet, a spear, and life-giving amulet
Scout is restricted to Mad Milk, Flying Guillotine, and Ham Shank
9-B versions used
First key Scout used
Living Armor : 7
Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-nature : 0
Incon : 0
9-B versions used
First key Scout and Demoman used
4 Animated Armors are present (Or 3 if it's a stomp for them)
Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk
Demoman has Eyelander, Charge n' Targe...
Scout accidentally clicks on an advert while browsing, and gets transported to the Dark World.
Scout is in his 9-A Gravel War Key, and has all of his base, and optional equipment, except for his 8-C weapons.
Spamton NEO is used.
Takes place at the Dark Fountain
Speed is Equalized.
THINK...
Miss Take : 7
Mistake-a-nature : 1
Demoman blows them both up : 0
Scout has all stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk, already usable
Fight takes place in Hightower, 10 meters apart
Second key scout used
9-B versions used
I don't know if this happened before but why...
After how terribly the last TF2 vs MLP match went, you'd think I wouldn't try it again... Nah, I'm doing it again. Also there's been a surge of Scout matches and I wanna capitalize on it to keep up the streak.
9-B+ versions used
Scout is restricted to Mad Milk and Sandman, both already usable...
Should be fairly straightforward. Basically, the TF2 Mercenaries can deal random crits. This is not a game mechanic, as we see Demoman firing a Crit Pill (As indicated by the Pill glowing and having sparks) even without a Medic charging him with a Kritzkrieg. Not to mention the various...
This is now possible since Scout got upgraded.
Both are 9-A
Scout is in his Gravel War key, and has all his Optional Equipment, except for his vaporizing weapons. No spells, power ups, or upgrades.
Both start 20 meters away
Speed is equalized
Think fast chuckenuts! : 6
Cheers love, the...
This would only apply to those who have weapons that can vaporize people and maybe Saxton Hale but anyway about an hour ago I made this calc and it got accepted by Psychomaster35. Just came here to check if there are any problems with this most likely it would be the scaling to hale that causes...
In the comics, God revived Scout after he was killed. This should grant Scout Resurrection, but only as a one-time thing.
This isn't a dream or whatever, as God straight up says that Scout died, which is also confirmed by the Official TF2 wiki. Not to mention, it being a dream makes absolutely...
Scout vs Johnny Cage
(scout and spy were sent to infiltrate and steal important Intel from a special forces base.)
So what's so important about this secret crap again?
I don't know and I don't need to what's important is that we don't get captured. the special forces handle beings far beyond the...
Please do not discuss anything else but the 9-A rating. I don't want this to devolve into a mess like the other threads.
Addressing the whole "dramatization" argument/canon stuff
The quote being used to argue that gameplay is non-canon is from the Catch-Up Comic, where Saxton Hale says this...