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These explanations about Truth, Essentiality, and Relevance:
"JOHN: what is it about our situation that you wanted to tell me? JOHN: is it bad?
ROSE: Good and bad are words that don't mean anything, beyond a certain threshold of mortal consideration.
ROSE: There's a different scale I've come...
Happy 4/13 Homestuck fans.
God-Tier John armed with his Retcon Powers tries to solo your favorite verse.
Speed Equalized
Round 1: Gauntlet Scenario
Round 2: John starts at a random spot in your verse and is allowed to explore at his leisure.
Round 3: Same as Round 2, but John isn't trying...
This one is a lot more touchy than my previous thread on Toad was, but I felt it was worth mentioning nonetheless.
In Homestuck's epilogues and sequel series, Roxy's gender differs based on two different timelines, between the meat timeline and the candy timeline , using they/him pronouns and...
Currently, Lord English is rated as 1-A partially on the basis that he should logically occupy the same plane of existence as Alt. Calliope and, by extension, Ultimate Dirk. The reasoning behind that is that Alt. Calliope required absorbing Lord English's essence to be strong enough to escape...
This will be a stomp for one of the two most likely but ehhhhh
Enlil defends her 1st 9-B spot against MSPA Reader
Speed equalized
lolflood:
lolretcon:
lolincon:
Since Homestuck got the 1-A treatment, some of the 2-As have 1-A hax, apparently
Gonna list all the 2-As and see if they have hax, most will be labled "TBA"
John Egbert: Yes, but only his final key via scaling to 1-A stuff. First 2-A key is TBA
Rose Lalonde: TBA
Dave Strider: TBA
Jade...
Plot Hax vs Plot Hax
I know 1-A matches won't be added, but they can still be done, albeit unaddable (That's what I read from the rules)
Both are 1-A
Speed =
[HUGE PESTERQUEST SPOILERS]
"1-A Homestuck may be vague, but I'm sure future works will confirm" - Something I likely said somewhere
And the answer to this is: Pesterquest
P.S.: I'll go from the less obvious to the most obvious showing. Note that everyone basically scale to someone, so one...
And now Good Cole begins his Homestuck Gauntlet.
Two grouchy pessimists who killed their girlfriends, wield blue and red electricity, and dress in yellow. How could I not make this fight happen?
I'll write a story for this eventually.
inFAMOUS 1 Cole.
Speed Equalized.
vs.
Since the last Pesterquest route will likely need to be in the Epilogues/HS^2 revision, let's do the rest of it while waiting.
Things for everyone (but MSPAR, cause he sucks)
So, it's mainly to thing
Cosmic/4th Wall Awareness or both: I'll give scans if needed, but it's something which is...
Discussed and agreed here and here . Note that the threads where it was agreed had a majority of the current active knowledgeable member as well as staff involved. Basically, MSPA (the 3 first) and the Homestuckverse should be separated, like Senshinkan and Shinza Bansho are now, and Godhead...
I'm so sorry, Goji.
Before anyone brings it up, Mid-Godly only activates upon death. Godzilla can knock him out.
Super Robot Wars Godzilla vs Base God-Tier John Egbert
vs.
Basically, Sorin was planeswalking and shit until he found Lord Jack, and like the mindless guy Lord Jack is, he tries to attack Sorin and Sorin readies his sword
Rules:
Speed =
Both are 2-A
Sorin Markov:
Lord Jack:
Here it is. The magnum opes I swore to write on my birthday. Two of my favorite villains going head to head.
Gamzee Makara vs Evil Cole MacGrath
~
The Beast trugged past The Bard's handiwork, equal parts impressed and disgusted. The White House, once the proud capital building of a glorious...
Currently, our Homestuck Mid-Tiers are High 4-C for Gamzee tanking a black hole. However, I have a few problems with it
Gamzee was in a fridge
Gamzee was locked up in a fridge the hole time. The Fridge tanked the black hole, not Gamzee.
Gamzee time traveled out of there
I recall reading on the...
Since the Meat revision I was doing finished erased by some editing bugs, let's do this instead.
It's pretty simple: while the "3 first MSPA" are all canon to each other (proved in some pages, but it's not the point) nothing link them to Homestuck.
Some people misunderstand the re-utilisation...
First of all, scaling a verse to actual string theory was... bad. It got rejected for cookie clicker for a reason. Scaling to irl scientific concepts is usually iffy.
Second, even using actual string theory, the new system exists for a reason. String theory dimensions are compact.
Third, even...
This is going to cover the Top-Tiers and Bottom-Tiers mainly. The High 4-Cs and 2-As stay where they are, except for their lower keys, if they have any.
Top-Tiers
Sadly as it is, the 1-B stuff has got to go. Apparently, String Theory =/= High 1-C, as the dimensions are small and/or they aren't...
Scenario: Doctor Strange invents a spell that gives him an overview of the timeline. Through this, he discovers that certain points in the timestream change retroactively. The radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker became a magic radioactive spider. The Hulk kept developing more and more...