Ragnarök-RP Thread

[azontr]

"I'll do that after you shove your dick in a meat-grinder and eat it," Metatron said.

"I think I'd be more worried about the meat-grinder..." Kiara muttered to herself, "Look, let's just get the flash drive shit Hank has. Metatron, cool your jets."

Metatron simply sighed, "Fine..." He muttered to himself.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Oh? Maybe Metatron has finally gotten around to realizing why I ever enjoyed being around mortals in the first place." Cullthane said

 

[azontr]

Gabriel wrote down what she wanted to say on a piece of paper, knowing that Cullthane couldn't hear her, "Cull, don't be an instigator..."

"This amuses me." Atalanta said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

(Did you forget again that Cullthane can't actually hear Gabriel? Lol)

 

[azontr]

(She wrote it down.)

 

[DaReaperMan]

(She wrote it down.)

(Not exactly clear, one would assume she wrote down how to get Metatron to shut up, which would be in-character lol)

 

[azontr]

(Fair enough. Was an oversight on my part. I'll edit.)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

David chuckled, sitting crosslegged on the ship as he watched the angels bicker.

"Ay guy's let's focus up. We gotta deal with whatever is on that thing Hank got..." David said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Gabriel wrote down what she wanted to say on a piece of paper, knowing that Cullthane couldn't hear her, "Cull, don't be an instigator..."

"This amuses me." Atalanta said.

"Maybe." Cullthane said

(I do hope Gabriel realizes there'd need to be a LOT more for there to be hard feelings between Metatron and Cullthane lol)

 

[azontr]

(That's obvious. She's only telling him not to instigate bullcrap, even if in the long-run Meta and Cull will have a decent relationship regardless because what they were doing is dumb and you know how Gabriel reacts to dumb shit lol.)

 

[azontr]

Gabriel grabbed the flash drive, "Da Vinci, work your technobabble."

"Yes ma'am!" Da Vinci said enthusiastically, a large screen forming from the flash drive as it was converted into pure data.

"Welp, looks like the guy who nuked you was... Heinrich Himmler...? Weird. He's Hitler's right-hand in Proper Human History..." Da Vinci said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Hmmmm..." Cullthane went

Shalor was trying to contact Gabriel again now...

 

[azontr]

"Oh for the love of-" Gabriel let out a sigh, "Calm down... Your stressed... He's a friend... He's in distress... He's your brother's boyfriend... Help him out...!"

Gabriel answered the call, "Hhhhheeeeyyy, buddy!" She said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Gabriel... your more stressed then last time..." Shalor said

 

[azontr]

"Stress is my middle name...!" Gabriel said, attempting to sound happier than she really was. She also did not have a middle name in the first place.

"How are you feeling?" She asked.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Better then last time at least, but it doesn't take a genius to see your doing worse..." Shalor responded

 

[azontr]

"Good, that's good. I'm... Happy you're doing well." Gabriel said, smiling, genuinely happy that Shalor was doing relatively better than he was compared to their last chat.

"And uh... yeah! Not doing to great on my end! ******* around with some Lostbelts, yknow, fighting magic Nazis, just finished fighting a Robot wolf, Lance almost died! Oh, you don't know him, you got sucked into the singularity shitholes before you met! Hahahaha...!!!" Yeah. Gabriel was definitely not in the best mood, and it was far more evident now that she had an outlet to release all of her stress.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Well before earth got screwed, research showed that masturbation actually helps with stress relief." Shalor said

"Now I'm not telling you that you should do that- I haven't tried it at all- but it's an option!" Shalor said quickly

 

[azontr]

Gabriel chuckled, "Thanks for the uh... Weird suggestion, Shalor. I'll try it out in a more mature body given I look like a 9-year old right now..."

 

[DaReaperMan]

"I'd hope so, but regardless how's the arrogant guy, Metatron I think his name was, doing?" Shalor asked

 

[azontr]

"He's... Doing fine. His contractor, Lance, is on the brink of death, which will kill him along with him. So he's probably stressing about that. Not like I... like, care, though!" Gabriel said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Hmmmm, has David gotten himself killed yet?" Shalor asked

 

[azontr]

"Nah, he's alive. Barely, though. The guy, or should I say, mechanical beast thing, we were fighting used a weapon that vibrates at a weird frequency... So it ***** with atoms or whatever. He got hit with that a few times, but nothing untreatable." She said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"I'm surprised he didn't take more damage, he nearly got himself killed like 3 or 4 times in Shinjuku... How's Rory and Kiara doing?" Shalor asked

 

[azontr]

"That's cause he was braindead then. He still is now, but he's somewhat not as much as a ******* moron now." Gabriel said.

"Rory is doing as fine as she could. She hasn't had any mental breakdowns or tried to murder anybody yet, so that's good. Maybe having a baby on the way has made her all mellow. Kiara is doing pretty good as well. They're both... happy together, I guess." She said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"That's good to hear, by the way you should bother Draedon into making something to try and boost your magic.." Shalor said

"You seem to be feeling a bit better now though."

 

[azontr]

"Nah. I don't wanna bother him more than he already is. Not like I particularly care, just trying to be nice. Don't think I've ever actually physically met the guy." Gabriel said, shrugging.

"And uh, yeah. I guess I am feeling better. Talking about it helps..." She said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Then I'll bother him for you!" Shalor said

"Yeah, well, we have an assault on a city to get to, so I'll be a bit before I actually call you again, so if you want to talk about anything more nows the time!"

 

[azontr]

"Yeah, he'll be expecting it from you," Gabriel said.

"Same. Gotta go fight Hitler's right hand to find out why he nuked Russia." Gabriel said, "Stay safe, Shalor. Safe enough so that you can call me, at least." Gabriel said, chuckling.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Yeah, keep yourself alive! I'll bother you later! Listen to ya!" Shalor said

 

[azontr]

"Thanks, dude. Deuces." Gabriel said before hanging up, letting out a light sigh as she smiled. "Heh. I said Deuces..."

 

[DaReaperMan]

"You thinking about killing David?" Rhongomyniad asked, having walked up to Gabriel

 

[azontr]

"Meh. I would but it'd be inconvenient." Gabriel said, leaning against the walls of the ship during this time of intermission.

(I sleep.)

 

[DaReaperMan]

"I was more saying you look happy and I was wondering why" Rhongo said

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

David sighed wearily.

"....Can you guys...not talk about killing me..." David muttered.

 

[DaReaperMan]

David sighed wearily.

"....Can you guys...not talk about killing me..." David muttered.

"...Glad Shalor is alive, at least..." David said, having overheard Gabriel's conversation.

(Uuuuuuh, midas? Shalor and Gabriel's conversations are via telepathy lol)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(Oh really? Lol I forgot ngl, I'll edit it)

 

[DaReaperMan]

David sighed wearily.

"....Can you guys...not talk about killing me..." David muttered.

"Don't worry wrestler, they're only going to mount your head on Blade Wolf's face" Draedon said

 

[azontr]

Gabriel chuckled slightly, "Man up, pussyboy.. Nobody's killing you today." Gabriel said.

"And uh... No, I wasn't thinking specifically about killing David until now. I'm just happy, I guess. I finished talking with Shalor and I... Guess I enjoyed it." Gabriel said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"That's good to hear, if talking to him helps you destress then you should probably do it daily!" Rhongomyniad said