The game itself is not asinine.
it is according to your arguments, yes. Wasnt talking about that but yeah that too ig.
What, so he can't be a fan?
Wtf are you talking about, if Miyamoto does a thing, that isnt the same as if you do a thing, he has actual canon say.
You do realize Link doesn't just instantaneously master items the moment he touches them, right?
He does tho, except actually, it's flatout stated Link is scarily quick to master his equipment
Many Links have been trained by masters of the craft, like Orca the Swordmaster, or Eagus the Knight Commander, or chief of all, HERO'S SHADE.
So? And Link surpasses them all, bar the Shade, exceptionally quickly.
Hell Orca is a good example, 50y of training and he gets beat out by a kid who's only had a sword for a few days max.
He learns them fast, but if Link could just instantly master any weapon he touches like you claim, he'd automatically have all 7 Hidden Skills when he grabs the Wooden Sword.
Being a sword master not the same as being the greatest sword wielder to ever exist man.
The fact he does tho and with zero formal training wild.
Also why ignore the dozens of things he's never touched yet instantly becomes exceptional at?
I'm not, I'm listing the reasons your claims don't work. I didn't even say Zelda wasn't cool, I said the Tri Rod doesn't scream Zelda to me.
Reasons? im telling you straight up making zelda some warrior chick is stupid, not even gonna sugarcoat it, it's dumb, actual worst take i've heard in a very, very, long time.
Zelda being some fuckass sword fighter undermines Link's talents, makes her look dumb for being captured if she can fight directly, has absoluely zero to do with any established trait of Zelda, and so on.
And the Tri-Rod, is a means to an end. A tool that enables a wide variety of uses, traps, problem solving and indirect combat, doesnt suit the character and game about wisdom?
Why not complain about how it doesnt seem to be tied to holy magic instead?
Zelda uses some variant of a sword in literally everything in the verse that isn't in the BotW series.
Yeah, TP Zelda and her bow, or WW Zelda and her bow, and uh, alttp Zelda and magic, and albw zelda and magic, and Zelda 1 Zelda and magic, and OOT Zelda and ninja shit like smoke bombs and the Zelda we've had for the past decade and her explicitly not a sword but tools, and SS Zelda and magic, and ST Zelda and her ghost armor that you can maybe stretch to say counts? And Minish Zelda and her magic, and....
Yeah nah dog, Zelda having a sword in a musou (and not even both) and a music spinoff game, arent even remotely "literally everything", theyre also both ultra noncanon. Zelda is pretty hard established as NOT a direct combatant.
Really though, why the hell would you want a game focusing on Zelda, to just be Link 2?