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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: weird redirects edition (aka thread 8)

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Stats and speed are equalized to one joule below 6-C and baseline FTL+

This does not apply to attacks with set speeds or tiers separate from the character, and will stay that tier until it is caught up to, at which point it simply becomes significantly stronger/faster than normal attacks

Stat and speed boosts are capped at 10,000x for now
 
"Well, i had a quite good life.

Lived in a rather small, but energetic city, one of those kind of places were there's always something to do.

I lived there with mah parents, bis sis Carla, and had quite a lot of friends too.

Also i was planning to try becoming a idol-type singer, but now here i am in this crazy noisy bizarre world."

I say while eating some fruits.
 
It took a bit for That Guy to actually crash into a nearby planet

By the time he did though, he was not amused.


".... You know what. Screw Earth. I should be conquering places without the other guys."

That Guy gets up, and looks around him to see an alien city.

"That seems better."
 
@Yobo

"And now you are a girl with super powers! Life always reserves surprises for you! "I say, looking at Michael's list of powers.

I raise an eyebrow.

"Fusionism?"
 
Yumeko gets torn to shreds and becomes the ded, but Akuma snaps her fingers and there's a new one with the memories of the first up and ready for combat, she bows. "Thanks you my lady." She then throws 20 of her own distance negging atom cutting swords at Bjorn.

[thou art what ye eat ovo]
 
[Now that I finally have time to actually post. Only missed a thread but whatever.]

After the monastery was teleported away, the body observing this did the same and went to Mars and began assimilating it.

In Mexico, the other active body just lounged around, contemplating the loss of one of his powers to that Colzin guy for hours, trying to undersand how exactly it happened.

So he took my finger and then my power disappeared. Sure I got a new one in its place but the entire scenario doesn't bode well at all. It can't be DNA based since I have none, I wasn't aware of any tech based takeo-

Flooding my mind were images and news feeds of explosions across the US. They couldn't harm me but this was certainly annoying.

Escpecially since this shit was getting pinned on me.

"Someone is gonna die."

My takes on a pink glow and everywhere that was blown up around my different parts have their time reversed, fixing everything aside from any unfortunate deaths. The media outlets of the world going mad with rumors, seeing it as another miracle like in Eurasia.

"Time to go hunting."
 
"Mh ... it's strange ... but I think it's innovative ... we should try it before using it in battle" I say, and then turn to Eva.

"Go ahead, it's your turn"
 
Torlikoff said:
Koth stays silent, not knowing what to say. He tries to comfort Destiny by hugging her.
Before he could even get close, Destiny forced him away with her telekinesis, or at least attempted to. Tears were streaming down her face and it was hard to tell if those were tears of anger or of sadness. "Get away from me! It's a waste of time! It's stupid! Stupid stupid stupid!" Ripped her finger off, and crumpled it up into a ball of paper before chucking it at him.
 
"Its not a very long story. I was raised by my aunt after my parents died. I never learned the details, and my sister had to go live with another relative. My aunt died just a few days before I was sent here, so that's part of why I wasn't in the best state of mind when I got here. That's all there is, really."
 
ExodusNexus said:
"Its not a very long story. I was raised by my aunt after my parents died. I never learned the details, and my sister had to go live with another relative. My aunt died just a few days before I was sent here, so that's part of why I wasn't in the best state of mind when I got here. That's all there is, really."
"Aww ... do you want a hug?"
 
"You See? This is what we need" I say to everyone, opening a hand.

"A simple moment, a small, simple moment of humanity"
 
DragonEmperor23 said:
"What about you? Do you know anything about the nukes?"

I turn to the other guy at the bar.
[Bro we left the bar in the prior thread, though I think I might retcon the whole soup kitchen thing]

"F-f-rinken what? Nuuuuuuukes? Whaaaaaat is this? Terminator?"
 
Junkoposter said:
Yumeko gets torn to shreds and becomes the ded, but Akuma snaps her fingers and there's a new one with the memories of the first up and ready for combat, she bows. "Thanks you my lady." She then throws 20 of her own distance negging atom cutting swords at Bjorn.

[thou art what ye eat ovo]
Björn is uneffected by the the Atomic Cutting receiving the wounds as if they where normal swords slashes,

As the blood from the cuts slide down his body and the wounds close Björn turns to Akuma "As much as I like fighting I have other things I desire at the moment so I have no interest in starting a never ending battle with you two"
 
"Oh. Looks like neither of you know anything."

I turn to Nach.

"Hey, do you think that your calcula-"

I stop mid sentence as I hear explosions and people screaming outside.

First the nukes and now this. What's going on? There's that army of decently powered people and that lady from earlier along with some others in the East that I don't recognize. Aranil and those other guys are near the ocean and there's an unfamiliar presence in Australia. This is all very weird.
 
[I personally think it's fine, unless you want to ask about the fusion more. But ask Exodus and Overlord too]
 
"I don't remember my past. Once I was ripped from my other world I lost all my memories for some reason. Or maybe I wanted to forget, and being brought here gave me an excuse."
 
DragonEmperor23 said:
"Oh. Looks like neither of you know anything."

I turn to Nach.

"Hey, do you think that your calcula-"

I stop mid sentence as I hear explosions and people screaming outside.

First the nukes and now this. What's going on? There's that army of decently powered people and that lady from earlier along with some others in the East that I don't recognize. Aranil and those other guys are near the ocean and there's an unfamiliar presence in Australia. This is all very weird.
It takes a few seconds for Gilbert to grasp the reality of the situation

"Wait WHAT?! nonononononononononoNONONO" he frenzily hollars, teleporting out of the bar

in a place more personal...

There's... Nothing, no house, no people, anything. Not the sofa his wife and him used to sleep upon, bantering with each other long into the night over the most stupid of shit (he quite fondly remembers these).

"NO NO NO! DOLORES?! DAMIEN?! ARE YOU THERE!!!" why is he hollaring? The house was CLEARLY in the immediate vicinity of the nukes, it's literally ******* eviserated, it's very goddamn existence clensed from this Earth.

He teleports back to the bar, his eyes in tears.

Angrily, he walks up to the man who told him of this

"WHO. DID. THIS."
 
"Wow ... and I thought my life was messed up ..." I whisper.

"Do you want a hand to recover your memories? I can fix your mind if you let me"
 
DragonEmperor23 said:
I shrug.

"I don't know."
The anger upon this man's face is truly potent, this is some borderline autistic shit like, just LOOK at that ******* grimace, DAMN.

Slowly, it dissipates.

"I'm sorry it's just... Today's been a rough day, sorry about... All of that"

"Mind if I... Tag along? I really have nothing better to do since my workplace was in the vicinity of those... nukes"
 
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