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Granted. You get a Cardboard Box. It has several holes in it.
I wish I could alter the plots of fictional stuff.
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Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes
- Thread starter OriginFox
- Start date
I wish I could alter the plots of fictional stuff.
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Granted but everytime you alter something, a random character you like is transformed into a clone of a character you don't like, this change is irreversible.
I wish for a coupon for a random store.
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Granted. It's a coupon for Omega Mart, & isn't for any of their actually buyable products.
I wish that for the wish of the next person in this thread, their genie has to grant that wish exactly as the wisher intended for the result to go, as far as is concerned for any consequences involving the wisher.
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I wish that the wish above doesn't work.
Time to make a paradox.
Time to make a paradox.
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It doesn't work, but you never specified for how long it wouldn't work so it's temporary.
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Grantee, but this genie is malfunctioning and cannot your wish correctly
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Granted. You can have any food you wanted 5 days ago, however you liked it, whenever you like.
I wish I could undo Consequences.
azontr
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The pet is dead.
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Such tragedy fr
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I wish I had infinite poggers
azontr
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Granted. But you are no longer based.
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:0
azontr
He/Him- 40,580
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I know. Bad, huh?
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I wish for being based
azontr
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Granted. But you can no longer reach pogchamp.
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Worth it
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Granted, but you have to decide at least 3 business days in advance of the action you want to undo the consequences of, then on the day of, for a random hour, all your actions will have their consequences undone, making it effectively impossible for you to have any impact on the world.
I wish that the planes flying over my house were quieter.
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Granted but now the plains are flying towards your house so silent that you dont notice till it gets in your face
Lou_change
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The grasslands are angry
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I wish the Grass was Calmer, lol
azontr
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Granted. But everything other than the grass wants to kill you.
Lou_change
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Granted however the land convinces it to help them still.
I wish the genie had a profile on one of the sister wikis
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Granted, but you can't edit it or use it in matches.
Lou_change
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Can you link it?
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Granted, but it’s a low effort sandbox page.
Anyone here should feel free to add Powers and stats that the genie would need for the wishes so far, or any wish you grant in the future (make sure to include justifications).
Anyways, I wish one plus one equaled seven.
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Granted. The names for Two and Seven are now swapped. This doesn’t actually change Math, just what you call the numbers.
I wish I couldn’t feel pain.
Lou_change
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Granted you are a jellyfish
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Free Immortality, I’ll take it lol.
Since no one else’s made a wish, I’ll just make another one:
I wish Sea Life was Sentient.
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Granted, sea life such as dolphins, squids, and numerous fish which were already sentient, are still sentient.
I wish sour blueberries were less sour.
azontr
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Granted. But everything else besides sour blueberries are now sour.
Lou_change
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That is one type and I don't think you are in the ocean.
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I'm too lazy to edit properly, so I'm probably gonna start making a list of P&A based on the wishes granted so far, & will probably post it later.
Oliver_de_jesus
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i wish i had spiderman spider sense
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
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Granted you are reduced to an alternative universe spiderman
Oliver_de_jesus
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Lou_change
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I forgot to mention you are quickly killed off.
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