Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes

[Lou_change]

Lol. But why would kangaroos being able to fly prevent them being transported by air? Flight doesn't make it THAT much easier to break out of a transport container.

Those are the ones that can fly

 

[Lou_change]

I wish for the genie to have a friend

the Genie is insulted you assume he has no friends and takes you to meet his best friend a Eldritch horror which causes you to gain 12 phobias

 

[JohnConquest1]

I wish the memories regarding me on here were erased from everyone’s minds

But then we'd forget the fun times.


I wish the mobile layout was nuked from Fandom entirely, and that everyone used the desktop version of their wikis.

 

[Lou_change]

But then we'd forget the fun times.


I wish the mobile layout was nuked from Fandom entirely, and that everyone used the desktop version of their wikis.

The Genie does as you wish but makes it so Wikipedia only has the mobile layout

 

[JohnConquest1]

That isn't as disastrous as it could be tbh, I can live with that.

 

[Imaginym]

I wish for Napoleon to be revived with his life force tied to a 2 liter tub of Neapolitan ice cream, such that if there is less than 1 ml of the ice cream originally in the tub remaining in it, Napoleon dies again.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Reviving this

I kinda wish someone would change my personality and behavoir to something less annoying and jerkish

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

.

Will you grant my wish?

 

[Imaginym]

Reviving this

I kinda wish someone would change my personality and behavoir to something less annoying and jerkish

Will you grant my wish?

I was just about to view your first recent reply to this thread, lol.

Granted. But your new personality is saccharinely sweet, like an edutainment cartoon's character, which drives many away.

(Real talk: Have more self-esteem, you're fine. & don't take what I said too harshly; The premise of the thread obligates negative consequences. 'course, I try to be creative about the negative consequences from time to time.)

I wish all guinea pigs would be relocated to New Guinea.

 

[Noneless21]

I was just about to view your first recent reply to this thread, lol.

Granted. But your new personality is saccharinely sweet, like an edutainment cartoon's character, which drives many away.

(Real talk: Have more self-esteem, you're fine. & don't take what I said too harshly; The premise of the thread obligates negative consequences. 'course, I try to be creative about the negative consequences from time to time.)

I wish all guinea pigs would be relocated to New Guinea.

Granted, but they become invasive species and so the locals have no other choice but to actively hunt them

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

I was just about to view your first recent reply to this thread, lol.

Granted. But your new personality is saccharinely sweet, like an edutainment cartoon's character, which drives many away.

(Real talk: Have more self-esteem, you're fine. & don't take what I said too harshly; The premise of the thread obligates negative consequences. 'course, I try to be creative about the negative consequences from time to time.)

I wish all guinea pigs would be relocated to New Guinea.

It’s More because Of my reputation among others

 

[Imaginym]

Granted, but they become invasive species and so the locals have no other choice but to actively hunt them

Good.

It’s More because Of my reputation among others

???
You don't seem so bad to me.

Anyway....

I wish every every sphynx cat was as massive as The Great Sphinx of Giza.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Good.

???
You don't seem so bad to me.

well thanks

 

[Lindsay2023]

I wish every every sphynx cat was as massive as The Great Sphinx of Giza.

granted. each cat is worshiped because of their size;;; though a battalion of napoleonic french soldiers will someday systematically blast off all of their noses with cannonballs

i wish for prehensile, limblike hair that i can use to walk the earth

 

[Imaginym]

granted. each cat is worshiped because of their size;;; though a battalion of napoleonic french soldiers will someday systematically blast off all of their noses with cannonballs

Lol.

From what I discussed with a veterinarian, there are at least 9 million Sphynx cats worldwide. We consider that there are not enough of these intelligent and ...

Average Sphinx Cat weighs 6 to 12 lbs.

(In theory, this could be calculated by using Square Cube Law comparing the height, width, & length & such of The Great Sphinx of Giza to a Sphynx Cat, but I'm lazy, so....)

The Great Sphinx of Giza's weight isn't clear, having only been estimated, but.... "Estimates tend to show that it weighs in at 20,000 tons, but that is questionable, of course, no one has really weighed it."

20,000 tons - 12 lbs = 18,143,689.4 kilograms
In other words, the mass of Earth's 9 million sphynx cats may have been each individually increased by over 18 million kg.

The total mass increase of the Sphynx Cats would be about 163,293,204,600,000 kg (163 trillion kg.) all together, equal to about one seventh of Earth's total biomass.

So I'm surprised the genie didn't take advantage of this massive increase in mass.

(But I like your interpretation, too.)https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/resources/sphynx-cat-breed-information/

i wish for prehensile, limblike hair that i can use to walk the earth

Granted. However it binds itself whenever you choose to travel, & forcefully walks you to the nearest unvisited border, without stop until said border is reached.


I wish that every continent was gathered around whichever pole -North or South- that it was originally closest to, with all the landmasses no further from either pole than 10,002 km (About a quarter of the distance between the two.) from whichever of the 2 poles it was closest to.


I wish that whatever the genie does to me for this wish is also what gift it gives to its mother for Mother's Day.