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Bargain accepted. But you now have no lower body in exchange for me accepting your bargain.Douchebag Genie, I wish to Bargain.
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Bargain accepted. But you now have no lower body in exchange for me accepting your bargain.Douchebag Genie, I wish to Bargain.
Granted. But you yourself are turned into a potato.I wish for everyone in this thread to have a good whatever-time-it-is-where-they-are, & for this wish to not cause them bad fortune when what time it is for them changes.
Granted, you and the world are now traumatized by discovering secrets that should never be discovered by mankind.I wishi could solve every scientific mysteries
Granted. But the air is poisonous.I wish that I could drink air
Granted, but you can only drink air now and all air is now liquid for you, causing you inability to properly speak and giving extreme pain to your lungsI wish that I could drink air
Granted. But you have so much willpower that you cannot mentally handle it, which causes your head to go boom boom.i wish i had supernatural willpower
Granted. But you are now deaf and blind so you cannot watch or listen to them.I wish there were suddenly a ton more high-quality (I won't allow you to ruin the wish by making them low-quality) Helluva Boss episodes.
Granted.I wish I was the best artist in the world
Granted, but you can only do so with cringy fanfics.I wish I could jump in and out of fictional worlds.
You learn the genie is going to shoot you.I wish I was omniscient.
Granted. But you are now everything, so you are destroyed.I wish for the complete destruction of everything.
Granted. It’s all destroyed, and then recreated.You learn learn the genie is going to shoot you.
I wish for the complete destruction of everything.
Granted. Everything else besides those fanfics now suck ass.I wish Cringy Fanfics were good.
Granted. But I fuq ur mum.I wish that bleach made a crossover with fast and furious and they figth sonic oh also everybody resist their hax and is just a pure AP battle
Granted. But you can no longer wipe your ass, causing the poopy to make nobody want to be around you.I wish not to feel pain
Granted, but it’s a Fan-Made Crossover. It’s not Canon and is overall pretty bad.I wish that bleach made a crossover with fast and furious and they figth sonic oh also everybody resist their hax and is just a pure AP battle
You know considering things.. that isnt changing much anywayGranted. But I fuq ur mum.
Granted, but all your love ones will be in agony for all of eternityI wish not to feel pain
Granted. But you have to eat an entire live cow.I wish chalk wasn’t bad to eat.
That only makes it better foolGranted, but it’s a Fan-Made Crossover. It’s not Canon and is overall pretty bad.
I wish chalk wasn’t bad to eat.
Granted but you cant feel any sense of fear in any way making you to be in extremlly dangerous situations without trying to survive, like you could be on fire and not notice for like 5 minutes. oh also you are you cant just feel pain you arent immune to damageI wish not to feel pain
Granted, but all your love ones will be in agony for all of eternity
Then the planet explodes.What if my loved ones are no longer my loved ones?
Granted, but you will never experience happiness againI wish to live in a giant pineapple
You leave under the sea and die because of the preasure and not being to breath waterI wish to live in a giant pineapple
Granted. But the pineapple is alive and whenever you try to do something inside of it, it compresses until it crushes you, forcing you to purchase a different house to avoid death.I wish to live in a giant pineapple
Granted. But you cannot revert from your transformations until the objects are destroyed, & are incapable of any action the inanimate object could not do normally, often leaving you paralyzed within your own mind until your new body is destroyed, or decayed over the course of many, many years....I wish I could turn into inanimate objects while retaining my consciousness
Granted. But your a potato now.I wish that everyone prior in this thread who wished for superpowers would get them stolen by Sheldon Dinkleberg &/or Gary Oak, who would viciously mock their victims at every opportunity.
Granted, but now you hear everything Sheldon or Gary says and thinks constantlyGranted. But you cannot revert from your transformations until the objects are destroyed, & are incapable of any action the inanimate object could not do normally, often leaving you paralyzed within your own mind until your new body is destroyed, or decayed over the course of many, many years....
(Reposting an ungranted wish of mine from earlier in this thread.)
I wish that everyone prior in this thread who wished for superpowers would get them stolen by Sheldon Dinkleberg &/or Gary Oak, who would viciously mock their victims at every opportunity.