Oliver_de_jesus
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Well it makes sense, I don't have his stats, weapons, skill or his agilityI forgot to mention you are quickly killed off.
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Well it makes sense, I don't have his stats, weapons, skill or his agilityI forgot to mention you are quickly killed off.
Actually, this is a cool idea.Granted, but it’s a low effort sandbox page.
Anyone here should feel free to add Powers and stats that the genie would need for the wishes so far, or any wish you grant in the future (make sure to include justifications).
Granted however the land convinces it to help them still.
I wish the genie had a profile on one of the sister wikis
I'm too lazy to edit properly, so I'm probably gonna start making a list of P&A based on the wishes granted so far, & will probably post it later.
Actually, this is a cool idea.
Do you mean that you think it has https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Multiple_Selves & identifies/acts as different individuals from this thread depending on circumstances?I say a and it has multiple minds
I'll wait for other people to give their opinions on how many individuals to treat the Genie(s) of this thread as.Yeah I didn't know the name.
@OriginFox : As thread starter, do you have any opinion?A little game I saw on reddit
How it works is like this:
Person(user): "I wish I had a billion dollars"
Genie(another user): Granted, but the money are all in pennies (so you get crushed to death)
@Blahblah9755 : Forgot to quote your post earlier, but yeah.Granted, but it’s a low effort sandbox page.
Anyone here should feel free to add Powers and stats that the genie would need for the wishes so far, or any wish you grant in the future (make sure to include justifications).
Anyways, I wish one plus one equaled seven.
I find it fun.Why are you putting so much effort into this-
Granted. But you are clueless on anything else besides calculations.Also, since we don’t have a wish waiting right now, I wish I could perfectly understand how to calc any feat at a glance, and instantly write blogs for them.
Granted. But it's the only thing that was ever real, and everything else including every moment of reality was simply an illusion.I wish Magic was Real.
Nah.Remember to make a wish when you grant one, pretty sure this is supposed to be a reply chain type thing
Granted. However, because the laws of math have been altered in such a drastic way, everything measured numerically (i.e., distance, mass, time, temperature, energy, etc.) is thrown into complete chaos, causing the entire universe- no, all of reality (remember, dimensions are also measured numerically) to break down. The stability of all there is is ruined, all because you wanted to make a silly joke.Anyways, I wish one plus one equaled seven.
Granted. However, while you may not be able to feel the pain, any and all damage you take is magnified by tens to hundreds of times; a papercut could end up tearing through your muscle like butter, and the corner of a table could shatter your ribcage into pieces, and you would be none the wiser.I wish I couldn’t feel pain.
Granted. However, magic and the natural rules of the universe do not mesh well together, meaning every time magic is used, the universe comes closer and closer to collapsing. Fortunately, nobody, aside from the genie, actually knows the formula required to utilize magic (think hand seals in Naruto). But, as may know by now, the genie is constantly using magic.I wish Magic was Real.
Granted. However, to achieve this, the speed of sound was lowered drastically. In order to maintain balance in the universe, the speed of living creatures was drastically reduced as well, causing everything that breathes to move at an abysmally sluggish rate now.I wish that the planes flying over my house were quieter.
Granted, now you are part machine and have technopathy, but lose everything below your waist of your body and you can only drink cans of oilI wish technology would cooperate with me whenever I needed it to
You say this was a silly joke? Who decided that? The destruction of reality bothers me? Who decided that?Granted. However, because the laws of math have been altered in such a drastic way, everything measured numerically (i.e., distance, mass, time, temperature, energy, etc.) is thrown into complete chaos, causing the entire universe- no, all of reality (remember, dimensions are also measured numerically) to break down. The stability of all there is is ruined, all because you wanted to make a silly joke.
Granted, but she’s only 2663962 dimensional because the universe is actually contains of 2663959 spatial dimensions that are too small to be measured alongside the 3 we typically move through, and therefore any normal human actually has a thickness of one Planck length in 2663959 dimensions. You also get an std in the process, how unlucky.I want to check my theory, having a child with a woman of 2663962 Higher mathematics Dimensions without an avatar in the love night
Granted, but you cannot speakI wish I was omnilingual.
Granted. However, Among Us is so pervasive over the years, that as human culture becomes civilized, Among Us is the cause of crusades & wars, & is soon deemed a blight on the world. Records of it are destroyed, papers & books bearing its images are burned, & monuments in its likeness are toppled & ground to dust.I wish Among Us happened before time and space existed
:0Granted. However, Among Us is so pervasive over the years, that as human culture becomes civilized, Among Us is the cause of crusades & wars, & is soon deemed a blight on the world. Records of it are destroyed, papers & books bearing its images are burned, & monuments in its likeness are toppled & ground to dust.
By the time you have come to be born, no remnant of its existence remains, even amongst the findings of our greatest scholars.
Granted, but Humanity would never be able to access it for reasons they will never discoverI wish that a copy of Earth, its sun, & Earth's moon would appear outside of but near to our Solar System, in the same arrangement as those celestial bodies are in ours, with the distinction that the copy of Earth holds no life except for plantlife.
Granted, but you can only control you own mindI wish I can use mind control
Thanks,people said that I always lose control myself and can't keep calmGranted, but you can only control you own mind
Granted however the way to control anyone is unique and overcomplicated and they are aware.I wish I can use mind control
You die instantly preventing you from feeling pain.booo
I wish I couldn’t feel pain, in a way that’s not ‘ok, you’re a jellyfish’.
You can't sleep or eat.
It is bad luck.I wish I always have luck
Granted you also have equal bad luck.I wish I always have good luck
I mean, that is for what i wanYou can't sleep or eat.
Your perspective & sense of self-worth are distorted, so that the unfortunate events & the commonplace are seen, by you, as "good luck" for you.I wish I always have good luck
Fine you have no way to replenish your stamina.I mean, that is for what i wan
Granted, but as all buildings in the mountain towns and cities they first roll through are destroyed, no one realizes that these can be damaged when indoors. Thinking these wheels indestructible they begin replacing the materials of our most important construction projects. Months later, the first 1000 cheese skyscrapers are simultaneously completed worldwide, and each cheese wheel is simultaneously deemed “indoors”. Structural failures occur en mass, cheese, cement, and glass rain from the sky. Some nearby buildings are hit by the falling, and a domino effect occurs, leading to the destruction of at least 5% of all buildings within all capital cities and many other major cities worldwide. The global economy quickly collapses, and the pace of global trade falls to a crawl. But not all is lost, even as much of trade becomes impossible and billions of crops rot unable to be shipped or stored, no one starves, as they have now discovered how they can access their infinite supply of cheese.ANYWAY....
I wish for cheese wheels, which are 3 meters in length/height & 50 cm in thickness, & impervious to damage from inorganic matter & repellant to all organic matter unless indoors, to appear at the top of every mountain in the world, & begin rolling down from the peaks of said mountains.