DEATH BATTLE! Discussion Thread (2024–2025) (All-time Death Battle Spoilers Alert)

[BlackDarkness679]

How old is the author cuz ngl he looks like he is just now going to university by his appearance, pretty young looking

 

[Theuser789]

Feats Man will EAT WoG Man, I'll eat a shoe if it doesn't happen!

Death Battle hates featsmen so you better prepare that shoe.

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

If anyone's interested, here's a link to the song that played during the Eggman vs Bowser preview:

 

[Dust_Collector]

Death Battle hates featsmen so you better prepare that shoe.

Death Battle will put loresman in his place, he'll be peaking at continental and barely FTL while the chad featsman will be casually multi-galactic and billions of times ftl

 

[Dust_Collector]

Jokes about lore and feats aside, how many people here do buy into the cosmic level stuff for GOW?

Personally I don't buy the complex multiversal stuff (But that's not against GOW specifically I just think dimensional tiering is cringe) but I do think low multiversal is fine due to the ascension intro and Thor splintering yggdrasil. For speed I def don't think he's got infinite combat speed / reactions or whatever (Again, not against GOW specfically I think 99% of characters on VSBW with that level of speed don't deserve it) but being way faster than light is fine since even the redeemed warrior can go at light speed and is bascially fodder to anyone important and, again, funny primordials moving their entire bodies while containing star within themselves.

 

[CharlesZaGreat]

Both Asura and Kratos will be placed at universal just to make people happy, neither stronger than the other. Something else will be the deciding factor

 

[The_Axiom_of_Virgo]

I like how (unless Moana 2 gets cosmic feats outta nowhere) Maui Vs Heracles (Disney) is yet another prime example of godly featsman Vs godly loreman.

 

[Tipper17]

how many people here do buy into the cosmic level stuff for GOW?

I'm fine with universal- low Multi anything above that is meth induced DT cringe.

Speed wise I can find FTL shit to be sensible to a degree

Infinite and immeasurable is honestly laughable to take seriously

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

I think what's funny is that if Death Battle puts Kratos anywhere near Universal, it'll basically be GG no RE for Asura.

Even if Asura ends up being faster due to having better on screen speed feats, Kratos is going to overwhelm Asura with his incredibly varied and diverse sets of abilities and hax. Which I think is the likely outcome of a Kratos and Asura fight since, with all due respect, the latter's basically a brick when it comes to hax and resistances.

 

[TartaChocholate]

I wonder if Kratos vs Asura will have one of their feats ridiculously extrapolated.

 

[Dust_Collector]

I wonder if Kratos vs Asura will have one of their feats ridiculously extrapolated.

I think it'd be funny if they used the universe level moon calc we used to have for Asura to make him and Chakravaritin 3-A

 

[TartaChocholate]

I think it'd be funny if they used the universe level moon calc we used to have for Asura to make him and Chakravaritin 3-A

And then the ominous black box makes its appearance.

 

[JoshDoshMosh]

So like, we know a lot of people wank their verses, any community that downplays theirs

 

[Tipper17]

 

[Dust_Collector]

 

[Tipper17]

 

[ZeNoviceArtist]

I can't wait for a whole list of hax to be explained for a 1 minute animation.

 

[Tipper17]

 

[TartaChocholate]

So like, we know a lot of people wank their verses, any community that downplays theirs

Hmmm... Not exactly a community, but when looking around for info on some stuff, I've come across twitter users who don't buy FTL Fate for the low tiers and who still feel ambivalent over gameplay cinematics in Final Fantasy. Wouldn't say straight up downplay, but certainly a more careful approach.

 

[Theuser789]

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

We're so back Kyle bros...

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

I hope that Eggman vs Bowser actually ends up being an episode where their armies fight against each other, not just Eggman and Bowser fighting each other with moments where their armies are shown clashing against each other or anything disappointing like that.

Like seriously: Eggman vs Bowser has the potential to be one of the all time great episodes in Death Battle's history, I really don't want them to **** it up drastically.

 

[TartaChocholate]

Some hard bara vibes on those last two panels.

 

[koopa3144]

Now that I'm thinking about it, what are the top 10 longest DB eps?

 

[Tipper17]

We're so back Kyle bros...

HE LIVES

 

[ZeNoviceArtist]

We're so back Kyle bros...

My favorite Digger is gonna die

 

[The_Unknown_Warrior1]

Saw this on Twitter. I hope DB was able to squeeze in Lightman Eggman so we can have Eggman and Bowser physically slugging it out with enough destructive force to lay waste to multiple universes.

 

[Theuser789]

We're so back Kyle bros...

DC ALWAYS wins.

 

[Tipper17]

Spider-man vs TMNT

Without Rise, it's stupid and Spider-man would stomp. Otherwise it's more debatable.

Kubo vsLang Wu Yao (Thunderbolt Fantasy)

Took them a while to vaguely remember what Thunderbolt is.

Ash Williams vs Rick Taylor

Akuma says it may be the perfect person for Ash.

Archie Sonic vs Ben 10

Archie would stomp OG-Ultimate Ben.

Ike vs Siegrfried

One of them said Ben wants to do this one.

Kamen Rider Decade vs Captain Marvelous

It could be sick to see.

Devilman vs Hellboy

DJ leans towards Devilman vs Estrogen (meant to say Etrigan). Akuma and Sam think it could be a really cool fight. Speedy says Devilman stomps.

Kefka vs Sephiroth

Kefka can not step up to Sephy.

Rocky Balboa vs Daniel LaRusso

Agreed that Rocky would beat Daniel's ass.

Kazuma vs Subaru

Realized that they've never done an isekai episode (unless you count Digimon).

Snak Eyes vs Cassandra Cain

DJ has a feeling that Snake Eyes wouldn't win. Cain is arguably the strongest of the Batfamily members.

Baki vs Ohma

DJ felt like defending his joke about telling others to just watch the Netflix special. Next DBCast episode is Sportacus vs Yujiro. Apparently, there were thoughts among them that the Waluigi vs Tingle DBCast would do really well. It did not

 

[JoshDoshMosh]

We're so back Kyle bros...

The goat!

 

[JoshDoshMosh]

DJ leans towards Devilman vs Estrogen (meant to say Etrigan). Akuma and Sam think it could be a really cool fight. Speedy says Devilman stomps.

Trans masc Devilman?

 

[Dust_Collector]

DJ accidently calling Etrigan Estrogen is way funnier then it should be lmao,

 

[TMaakkonen]

Normally Id be suspicious for Uni+ GoW stuff, but DB has used more dumb/weaker arguments for others, so for DB Kratos is justified enough to be some level of cosmic.

Hell, if we take Yggdrasil as transcending time as that was stated in lore, then 5D Kratos has some arguments since GoW gods can interact with that. As dumb as that is.

 

[BlackDarkness679]

What are top 5 longest eps ranked by length?

 

[BlackDarkness679]

Normally Id be suspicious for Uni+ GoW stuff, but DB has used more dumb/weaker arguments for others, so for DB Kratos is justified enough to be some level of cosmic.

Is there any series you dont doubt its lore for bare minimum?

 

[ZeNoviceArtist]

I remember that DB once said that DK's Moon punch made Mario comparable to Dark Gaia.

 

[Dust_Collector]

What are top 5 longest eps ranked by length?

Unless I've misread the time for some episodes:

Goku vs Superman (2012): 32:40
Naruto vs Ichigo: 28:17
Mega Man Battle Royale: 27:36
Thanos vs Darkseid: 26:43
Goku vs Superman (2024): 25:27

 

[Dust_Collector]

Kinda crazy the original Goku vs Superman is the only episode to go past half an hour, esspecially since it was a season 1 episode and every other episode that season was like 6 to 12 mins.

 

[Tipper17]

DJ accidently calling Etrigan Estrogen is way funnier then it should be lmao,

Nah it was **** an auto correct or the guy who saw it mispronunciation his name

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

DJ felt like defending his joke about telling others to just watch the Netflix special

The Netflix special is ass tho.