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Be My Rimworld Pawns

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Crabwhale said:
By the way, Bambu, which 40k mod have you installed.
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GrimForge 40.000: Imperium Weaponry

which is not the mod I had before that added such things but

what can you do.
 
Thank ye kindly.

One more thing, after you replace my arm with a claw, will I be able to hold a two handed weapon.
 
Crabwhale said:
Thank ye kindly.

One more thing, after you replace my arm with a claw, will I be able to hold a two handed weapon.
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While some of the bionics do affect item manipulation, the ones I'm implanting you with don't. In fact, while I can't be sure due to the lack of graphics, it seems like you're capable of one-handing two-handed weapons, as you'll attack with both the power arm and the zeushammer at the same time.
 
Alright.

I ask because I peeped an Eviscerator (basically a bigger two-handed chainsword) among the items. If you can, maybe get me one. If not, normal chainsword works.

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Eviscerator do go hard though.
 
I've been ignoring this for a wee bit, what mayhem have I missed and what mayhem have I caused
 
azontr said:
I've been ignoring this for a wee bit, what mayhem have I missed and what mayhem have I caused
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You have the ability to psychically induce a frenzy that increases damage and attack speed and resets the timer with each kill, and I've given you a sword that makes you immune to most major diseases because your ass has gotten diseased way too much.
 
  • @Shmooply's affair ended with him cutting it off. Before this happened, his wife entered into an affair with me. ABC is working on a pilot episode as we speak.
  • @Epiccheev's wife had twins, which I didn't know could happen. Cheev abandoned them on the floor but our pet panther Mokova escorted them to the nursery. Oh yeah and they finally did get actually married, but it was after the kids, so.
  • @ImmortalDread and @Crabwhale's son has a girlyfriend. Lots of drama in the age of spacer tech. Do you guys remember Modern Family? It's becoming Modern Family but with 40k/Star Trek/Star Wars type aesthetics. We're gonna have to start destroying enemy cities to make up for all this.
  • We made a huge purchase with an Imperial trader that spent pretty much all of our money but made @Comiphorous a far better psychic (his neural heat now falls about twice as fast as before) and gave him armor on-par with @Crabwhale's, it got @PsychoWarper a legendary staff to increase his own psychic abilities, plus extra armor and components to make more bionics. We're sitting pretty. I also love imperial traders because like... they'll buy wood for some reason. Not special wood. We live in a ******* jungle. It's great.
  • Work has begun on proper fortifications for our citadel, since thus far we've mostly relied on manpower and cheese tactics to destroy enemy raids. Automated turrets and a kill hallway are underway. After that, an inn so we can start marketing locally sourced cigarettes and yayo to tourists.
  • @Setsuna_tenma is now lovers with the NPC that Shmooply had an affair with. Shmooply's actions have left him pretty much entirely alone. Poor guy.
  • We had a big dire raid again only this time they landed in a tiny section of our backyard so I just had all the melee guys gang up on the door, amp up their durability with Comiphorous, and had them go to ******* town. Light wounds on our side, no survivors on theirs, barring the three prisoners we took.
  • I'm desperately trying to scrap together the genetic material to create bio-warriors who suck at most things except for fighting and remaining active at all times. After this I will create a noble upper caste who suck shit at fighting but are great at other things. Some of you will probably be transformed into one or the other if it is fitting, although ideally we would eventually all be converted into Sanguophages (vampires) via Shmooply instead. We'll see.
  • We had a defoliator ship (kills plants) crash, guarded by a bunch of mechs, on top of an elephant, which lived. They were initially dormant so we had a Night of Black Knives situation against them where I positioned all the melee dudes standing over one or more of the dormant mechs and then struck all at once while @PsychoWarper stunned them repeatedly with chain lightning. More or less no wounds accrued there.
  • @Armorchompy is some kinda social genius now. He went to the UN-like event and just told people how awesome it was when he was a professional food taster and they ate it up and made a statue of him (which he took home with him).
  • @ImmortalDread has a new pet chinchilla named Pelzbauch. In fact a lot of you have pets, I just haven't reported them but now I shall: @Epiccheev has a giant capybara named Cinder, and @azontr has a fifteen foot-long millipede named Serpentine.
I require nourishment now, so this is all.
 
oh yeah and after the "we need to destroy some cities" bit I did in fact destroy a city, well done lads, it was only a tribal base but it's a good start.
 
Mr._Bambu said:
  • @Shmooply's affair ended with him cutting it off. Before this happened, his wife entered into an affair with me. ABC is working on a pilot episode as we speak.
  • @Epiccheev's wife had twins, which I didn't know could happen. Cheev abandoned them on the floor but our pet panther Mokova escorted them to the nursery. Oh yeah and they finally did get actually married, but it was after the kids, so.
  • @ImmortalDread and @Crabwhale's son has a girlyfriend. Lots of drama in the age of spacer tech. Do you guys remember Modern Family? It's becoming Modern Family but with 40k/Star Trek/Star Wars type aesthetics. We're gonna have to start destroying enemy cities to make up for all this.
  • We made a huge purchase with an Imperial trader that spent pretty much all of our money but made @Comiphorous a far better psychic (his neural heat now falls about twice as fast as before) and gave him armor on-par with @Crabwhale's, it got @PsychoWarper a legendary staff to increase his own psychic abilities, plus extra armor and components to make more bionics. We're sitting pretty. I also love imperial traders because like... they'll buy wood for some reason. Not special wood. We live in a ***** jungle. It's great.
  • Work has begun on proper fortifications for our citadel, since thus far we've mostly relied on manpower and cheese tactics to destroy enemy raids. Automated turrets and a kill hallway are underway. After that, an inn so we can start marketing locally sourced cigarettes and yayo to tourists.
  • @Setsuna_tenma is now lovers with the NPC that Shmooply had an affair with. Shmooply's actions have left him pretty much entirely alone. Poor guy.
  • We had a big dire raid again only this time they landed in a tiny section of our backyard so I just had all the melee guys gang up on the door, amp up their durability with Comiphorous, and had them go to ***** town. Light wounds on our side, no survivors on theirs, barring the three prisoners we took.
  • I'm desperately trying to scrap together the genetic material to create bio-warriors who suck at most things except for fighting and remaining active at all times. After this I will create a noble upper caste who suck shit at fighting but are great at other things. Some of you will probably be transformed into one or the other if it is fitting, although ideally we would eventually all be converted into Sanguophages (vampires) via Shmooply instead. We'll see.
  • We had a defoliator ship (kills plants) crash, guarded by a bunch of mechs, on top of an elephant, which lived. They were initially dormant so we had a Night of Black Knives situation against them where I positioned all the melee dudes standing over one or more of the dormant mechs and then struck all at once while @PsychoWarper stunned them repeatedly with chain lightning. More or less no wounds accrued there.
  • @Armorchompy is some kinda social genius now. He went to the UN-like event and just told people how awesome it was when he was a professional food taster and they ate it up and made a statue of him (which he took home with him).
  • @ImmortalDread has a new pet chinchilla named Pelzbauch. In fact a lot of you have pets, I just haven't reported them but now I shall: @Epiccheev has a giant capybara named Cinder, and @azontr has a fifteen foot-long millipede named Serpentine.
I require nourishment now, so this is all.
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Also Armor just has cracked Social Influencing
 
Before work:

Sent a group of you (@Setsuna_tenma, @BasedNecoScaler69, @ImmortalDread, @azontr, and @Crabwhale) to clear out a few bandit outposts, grab the shit, and come back. One of them was an outpost of the dog people, and I was kinda hoping you'd take one alive since they had valuable genes I wanted to rip out of them. Unfortunately, I used killskip on azontr, which for the uninformed is a teleport ability that does a psychically enhanced melee attack upon teleporting, and if it kills them, it instantly teleports you to the next guy, which can go on forever if you keep one-tapping them. Which he did. He did keep one-tapping them. Because the dog people prefer to be naked. So very little armor got in the way.

I'm upset, basically.

Suffering from success, if you will.
 
Mr._Bambu said:
Before work:

Sent a group of you (@Setsuna_tenma, @BasedNecoScaler69, @ImmortalDread, @azontr, and @Crabwhale) to clear out a few bandit outposts, grab the shit, and come back. One of them was an outpost of the dog people, and I was kinda hoping you'd take one alive since they had valuable genes I wanted to rip out of them. Unfortunately, I used killskip on azontr, which for the uninformed is a teleport ability that does a psychically enhanced melee attack upon teleporting, and if it kills them, it instantly teleports you to the next guy, which can go on forever if you keep one-tapping them. Which he did. He did keep one-tapping them. Because the dog people prefer to be naked. So very little armor got in the way.

I'm upset, basically.

Suffering from success, if you will.
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Basically that, yeah, though you couldn't make him stop?
 
Mr._Bambu said:
Before work:

Sent a group of you (@Setsuna_tenma, @BasedNecoScaler69, @ImmortalDread, @azontr, and @Crabwhale) to clear out a few bandit outposts, grab the shit, and come back. One of them was an outpost of the dog people, and I was kinda hoping you'd take one alive since they had valuable genes I wanted to rip out of them. Unfortunately, I used killskip on azontr, which for the uninformed is a teleport ability that does a psychically enhanced melee attack upon teleporting, and if it kills them, it instantly teleports you to the next guy, which can go on forever if you keep one-tapping them. Which he did. He did keep one-tapping them. Because the dog people prefer to be naked. So very little armor got in the way.

I'm upset, basically.

Suffering from success, if you will.
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I am unstoppable.
 
Drite77 said:
Basically that, yeah, though you couldn't make him stop?
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It is instant, yeah. If he kills one, the next is struck within a single tick, even if it is outside the initial teleportation range- I think the only requirement is being visible. If he did enough damage, azontr could instantly clear a whole camp. And here, he mostly did, I just... really wanted one of the dog guys.

In the future, I will not sic azontr on anybody too valuable.
 
Hehe... sic... like a dog... I get it.
Mr._Bambu said:
@Shmooply's affair ended with him cutting it off. Before this happened, his wife entered into an affair with me. ABC is working on a pilot episode as we speak.
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Mr._Bambu said:
@Setsuna_tenma is now lovers with the NPC that Shmooply had an affair with. Shmooply's actions have left him pretty much entirely alone. Poor guy.
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This is going to either become the plot point of some Istanbul soap opera, or the title of some "and then everyone clapped" Reddit story. I can feel it.
 
Shmooply said:
Hehe... sic... like a dog... I get it.


This is going to either become the plot point of some Istanbul soap opera, or the title of some "and then everyone clapped" Reddit story. I can feel it.
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Fully possible to be both, but the commercial breaks are invasions that you have to go deal with so after the break it tunes back in to you covered in blood and guts like a Bloodborne character.
 
It is 3 AM, I got eye surgery, my eyes don’t let me sleep and this fuccing thread came to my head. I can’t believe I am the first one to die as the one person who played this for hundreds of hours.

I hope all of you die painful deaths by badly timed boosted Wechanoids
 
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