Be My Rimworld Pawns: Season 3

[Armorchompy]

• Our second raid was but a single man, named Guire, armed with nothing but a poorly made quarterstaff and the civilian clothes on his back. I had @Armorchompy kill him for practice with guns, since he's not great with them right now, and this was a low-threat environment.

Once again I am the only one with the skillset to save the day, truly I am the lynchpin of this community

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I recognize that it has perhaps not landed yet how pivotal it is, but the colony dies with an empty stomach. Epicurius is spending 12 hours a day ******* around with knives in the weapon locker (no idea how to fix that) so you are the main cook. You just... happen to suck shit at shooting. So when a low armor guy shows up, it's nice to shoot at him for awhile, maybe gain a level.

 

[Tllmbrg]

@Tllmbrg attempted to murder @The_man_with_the_Midas_touch because he hadn't had rec time in awhile. We have a makeshift prison up, so we arrested him before he could. When he was out, he immediately went to try to kill our only livestock, a radioactive cow, so we stopped him again. He now has two Catharses and is quite pleased with life.

Hm, in retrospect maybe I should've had a more clear focus for my violence. Oh well I'm sure they all deserved it for whatever reason

 

[Arceus0x]

@Arceus0x is our first victim of body horror: he lost an eyeball fighting a man in full marine armor blasting it out with a fully automatic shotgun at close range. Our guns weren't strong enough to put him down quick, so we tasted the other side of the pointy stick that is Combat Extended: very brutal. He'll live, at least, and we can get bionic eyes eventually. Til then, Captain Sundowner has pretty ****** up depth perception.

Bruh why is it that when I am trying to be Sundowner they start turning me into Raiden?