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  1. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Alice in Wonderland Revisions

    Guess that's what I'm doing now. First of all: calc. The Subsonic rating for the Red Queen and Alice was kind of a placeholder until I could get a proper calc going. This proper calc is here now. And it seems like the Massively Hypersonic end was approved. So this should be the speed for the...
  2. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP: More Fix To The Gods

    Hey kid wanna see a dead body. So I'm back to revise the profile of our main cast of gods because that's kinda the most time consuming part to tackle yet also what a lot of people would want to see of our profiles. This probably won't be as big as the previous ones, as this is mostly just...
  3. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP-UBU vs Piccolo

    Majin Buu (Not) vs Mr. Daily Dose Don't ask me why I did this I just wanted to. Low 5-B UBU. Frieza Saga Piccolo without Nail fusion. Speed is equalized. SCP-UBU spawns in Kangaatsiaq, Greenland. Piccolo is outside of the limits of the town and has been waiting for UBU to spawn for around an...
  4. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP-001 (D. Ulysses Foole's Proposal) Overhaul

    So I was making a profile for SCP-UBU. Then I noticed this profile already existed and got a little sad. But then I also noticed that it's kinda bad. So let's fix that. First problem is that SCP-UBU is not SCP-001. This profile entirely conflates SCP-001 (The time machine used in the plot of...
  5. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP-079 Profile Rehaul (And Lizard Boyfriend upgrade)

    Alright I said I'd update SCP-079's profile later and I guess later is now. I might have wanted to revise Mekhane/WAN first but this profile shouldn't rely too much on it. So here is my sandbox of the updated profile. Don't mind the remains of the old CRT down here. There is a lot of things...
  6. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Complaining about Series 1 SCP Ratings

    A lot of the Series 1 low tier SCPs are bad on some level. I want to end this. Partially because I missed a ton of CRTs but: Now as a result of all this, you might notice that there is a problem. Namely, that there is no 9-A feat at all that scales to the big bad Series 1 SCPs...
  7. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    cookies (Upgrade)

    tl;dr nothing in life matters anymore and I do what I want. So we currently have a Cookie Clicker profile. I won't call it ass but it is... lacking. It never goes into detail, it's missing lots of abilities, its tier only takes the absolute highest end instead of each specific...
  8. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP - Small Clean Up Thing

    Tiny stuff to clean up some of the remains of the big CRT and fix some things because people were complaining. Better Justification First of all just a change in reasoning for some people courtesy of Ultima (Don't mind the really ******* weird intergrations): Funny Lizard SCP-6820-A's...
  9. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    MAGNUM CHAOS: Nyarlathotep vs SCP-3125

    Deep within the darkness of the Ultimate Void, manifested something unusual. In the otherwise perfect unmovable void of the Outer Gods' domain, a fivefold pattern emerged. An extremely powerful and unknowable idea made itself known, breaking the silence of the void. This Five-shaped idea of pure...
  10. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP Another Big Revision

    Are you kids all ready for another SCP CRT? No? Well too bad. None of you all have a choice. And this one is a lot juicier in terms of tiering, even if probably not as big of a fundamental change. This CRT mostly involves implementing more stuff regarding the big cosmological stuff. As well...
  11. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP Kaijus Revision

    So I know I just upgraded SCP-5514 in my last thread. But it's time to downgrade it. And a lot lower than previously. Currently it is 1-A for fighting beings capable of fighting the Serpent. Now these beings lacking profiles aside, it is a good reasoning on its own. Even in SCP-5514's file, we...
  12. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SCP Profiles Fixing

    So a lot of our old SCP profiles are, well, old. And bad. And I spent the last two weeks (or maybe it's a month idk) gathering sources to fix some of them, alongside some other people. Now I'm not gonna fix everything wrong with our current profiles. I'm focusing on profiles with EU keys, those...
  13. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Touhou Infinite Speed Bad

    What the title said. First of all scaling to the fodder is atrocious, who allowed that. The reasoning for it is pretty whack, given how it's based on the reasoning for MFTL+. Which isn't really applicable with this new rating. Fairies being comparable to Rabbits was only when both had similar...
  14. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Lobotomy Corporation Revision

    The time has come. And so have I. Basically Lobotomy needs some big revisions. Both just because it does, but also because Library of Ruina is a thing and needs to be added. Before even starting, one might wonder "Wait Saikou why do you want to add Library of Ruina when it's early access...
  15. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Helltaker Downgrade

    Been waiting for a while to do this but, the current Helltaker profile is wanked, mostly in term of abilities. First of all the "At least" should likely be removed from all profiles in the verse. The feats are clear cut 9-B and nothing indicates higher tiers other than Belzeebub's stuff, which...
  16. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Hariet vs Rabbit Team

    Space vs Robot Speed is equalized. Fight takes place in one of those Mario Odyssey Arena. This is a single Rabbit.
  17. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Don't Touch Me vs Tatsumaki

    Nooo senpai don't touch me like that it's embarrassing aaaa vs KNOW YOUR PLACE, ZAYIN CLASS Speed is equalized (As in the Button can "react" at the same speed as Tats, not that Tats is immobile). She's told to get rid of this button. The Button wants Tatsumaki to press it. Hard. Sensually.
  18. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    MissingNo. vs MissingNo.

    SilvaGunner vs GilvaSunner because **** you Speed is Equalized Vanilla is in base, is 7-A and has access to TMs.
  19. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Elder God Demonbane vs Alipheese Fateburn XVI

    Jumping on the bully train Hentai Robot vs Hentai Snake EGD has the Shinning Trapezohedron and is bloodlusted. Speed is equalized.
  20. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Amira vs Godzilla

    aaaaahfwefwewgwlewlegwejklewwe Reverse Snake vs Gorilla Whale Lizard God Both are at their peak. Speed is equalized. Battle takes place in the Sahara Desert and they start 50 meters away from each other.
  21. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    SOLSTICE vs Employee

    Confused for the abstract embodiment of the period between spring and summer, SOLSTICE must now fight some dude with a spear Punching Bag vs Get the **** back in your room Speed is equalized. This is base SOLSTICE. Employee has the Horn Weapon, Armor and E.G.O. Gift, alongside the Child of...
  22. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Buttercup vs Bill

    Horse vs Triangle Speed is equalized. Bill is Low 2-C. Buttercup is inside the Hyper-meadow, which is the size of the moon at the start of the fight. He is bloodlusted. Bill starts 20 meters away from the Hyper-meadow.
  23. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Wolf vs Employee

    Awooo vs **** the Big Bad Wolf escaped agai End of Game Wolf. ALEPH level employee. Employee has Twilight Weapon, Armor and E.G.O. Gift. They also have Yang equipped. Speed is equalized. Start at 10 meters away from each other.
  24. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Touhou Type 2 Conceptual Manip

    So we currently treat "names" in Touhou as being Type 3 concepts. However, we know: In the beginning, nothing in this world had a name. It was a world in which all things were mixed together in chaos. However, the gods in those ancient times gave a name to every last thing, and so the orderly...
  25. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    MGQ Regenerationn Upgrade

    Well, "upgrade" Since High-Godly is now about the destruction of every level of existence you might have, I now present to you: Chaos It's a really void-y void. It erases space-time (and thus, history) It destroys concepts (the "wind" here being an abstract concept that Sylph embodies)...
  26. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Reaper vs Lavos

    Die the Death vs Suck the Planet Both at their strongest 2-A. It happens.
  27. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Saikou's Circus of the Disquieting: Undertale Edition

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today's show of Saikou's Circus of the Disquieting. Let's see our contenders! On the right corner, one of the most memed indie game, has been bleeding downgrades ever since Azzy left his throne, weighting 155 megabytes and being 10 hours...
  28. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    "Don Quixote" vs Murphy Law

    Yeah boys 11-A boys. Chivalry Fantasy vs Noir Crime Drama 2nd Iteration 4028. The victory conditions for this match are first death only. The first one to kill the others wins, meaning that Type 8 doesn't do much here.
  29. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Big Bad Wolf Comes To Upgrade Yume Nikki

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA So I need a big, fat, utterly dummy thicc revision of most of the Yume Nikki Games. This includes Yume 2kki, .flow, Yume Nisshi, LcdDem, Yume Graffiti, Answered Prayers and Yuque. This will revise the physical stats as well as revise keys. The Dream...
  30. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Adramelech vs Scion

    Might as well Space Police vs Canon Composite Adramelech noticed that this guy had range beyond universal and thus as a result deserves death. Speed equalized. Both High 4-C.
  31. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Virtual Characters - Reality Equalization

    So, there is something we have been doing for a while on the Wiki, and this is giving characters from virtual or otherwise fictional worlds a key for their virtual selves that assumes them to be "real". Meaning that instead of being 10-C or 11-A, they'd be assumed to be 3-D beings and thus be...
  32. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Bill Cipher vs Kirby...?

    ...Except it's all 11-A Triangle vs Circle Speed is equalized. Bill before liberation and Kirby 3450. Kirby has all of his copy abilities.
  33. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Kirby Anime Profile

    Okay let's do this. Kirby's main profile has a bunch of information from the series' anime. This includes his age and his stomach being this infinite pocket dimension. ...Thing is, we have a Kirby profile for the anime with different stats, implying we treat those as separate. Yet Kirby still...
  34. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Yukari Yakumo vs Dimentio

    Hag vs Luigi Speed is equalized. Both at Tier 2. Battle takes place on the moon.
  35. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Reimu Hakurei vs Bird of Judgement

    Because yes. Shrine vs Judgement Speed is equalized. Because that much can happen.
  36. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Nothing There vs The Thing

    Weird copying things It's not there vs It's there Speed is equalized. Battle takes place in a facility surrounded with employees.
  37. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Yukari Yakumo vs Monika

    hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ******* monikaMMMMMM vs White Face Speed is equalized. Both at Low 2-C. Woo.
  38. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Baba vs Rudy

    Reality warpers yooooo Sheep vs Kid Speed is equalized. This is base Baba with all laws.
  39. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Adramelech vs Adramelech

    Another very funny name matchup. Also MGQ slowly climbing up the SMT chain. ??? vs Horse Nothing to be said, have at you.
  40. Saikou_The_Lewd_King

    Banjo & Kazooie vs Sans

    The final fight for this Smash invitation. Guh huh vs Maybe it's the way you're dressed Speed is equalized. Base Banjo.
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