Ragnarök-RP Thread

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"Then I guess you're hopeless..." Gabriel said sighing.

"Hopeless?" David repeated, staring at the ground.

"what...what do you mean by that?" David said quietly.

"Is that so? Let's go compare with Rory then. According to my conversations with Kiara, she has quite the large member... Around the size of her forearm." Gabriel said.

"Yeah, I'm not doing that." Rory said instantly.

David glanced at Rory, before quickly turning away.

"....Forearm?" David muttered.

"uh...yeah... I agree with Rory, no need to compare the two...." David said, embarrassed.

"beside...uh...it isn't all about the size... it's about...uh...how ya use it....ya know?"

 

[DaReaperMan]

"When it's so small you couldn't even reach her womb by a few inches I don't think how you use it matters." Shalamanye said

 

[azontr]

"Hopeless?" David repeated, staring at the ground.

"what...what do you mean by that?" David said quietly.

"You believe that you can continue on the path of a hero while having a family, which means that you are an idiot. Kiara is different in that she isn't pathological about it, but you... Your just obsessed. With Masayoshi and with Heroism." Gabriel said.

David glanced at Rory, before quickly turning away.

"....Forearm?" David muttered.

"uh...yeah... I agree with Rory, no need to compare the two...." David said, embarrassed.

"beside...uh...it isn't all about the size... it's about...uh...how ya use it....ya know?"

"Yeah, but size usually helps," Gabriel said.

"Guys, leave him alone. My dick isn't that big David, don't listen to them." Rory said, trying to end the whole situation. She was lying of course, her dick was ******* enormous, but she just wanted to end the whole discussion and make him feel better.

 

[azontr]

(I've said this before and I'll say it again, how the HELL have we not been reported-

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(Don't jinx it lmao)

"You believe that you can continue on the path of a hero while having a family, which means that you are an idiot. Kiara is different in that she isn't pathological about it, but you... Your just obsessed. With Masayoshi and with Heroism." Gabriel said.

"....."

"Your right...I am obsessed. I...I don't think I can live...without either of them" David admitted.

"I....I don't know what to do Gabriel...I just don't know."

"Yeah, but size usually helps," Gabriel said.

"Guys, leave him alone. My dick isn't that big David, don't listen to them." Rory said, trying to end the whole situation. She was lying of course, her dick was ******* enormous, but she just wanted to end the whole discussion and make him feel better.

"Thank you, Rory! I knew they were exaggerating!" David said, completely falling for her lie.

"Yeah, let's just stop talking about uh....sizes. it...it ain't a competition!" David said, visibly flustered.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Well, now your wife will know she'll be disappointed in bed." Muramasa commented with a chuckle

 

[azontr]

"....."

"Your right...I am obsessed. I...I don't think I can live...without either of them" David admitted.

"I....I don't know what to do Gabriel...I just don't know."

Gabriel sighed, "I'll stop pressuring you. This kind of thing obviously doesn't happen overnight, and I should've known that..." She said.

"Thank you, Rory! I knew they were exaggerating!" David said, completely falling for her lie.

"Yeah, let's just stop talking about uh....sizes. it...it ain't a competition!" David said, visibly flustered.

"It isn't? I've actually compiled some data on both of your penis sizes, length, sperm count-" Gabriel was cut off by Rory.

"HOW!?" Rory asked Gabriel.

"For you, Kiara showed me a variety of pictures... For David I just used an X-Ray camera I designed." She said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Well, give us the numbers." Shalamanye said

 

[azontr]

"Well, give us the numbers." Shalamanye said

"I... Did not expect you of all people to be interested in that..." Gabriel said, surprised. (This is getting out of hand lol.)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

Gabriel sighed, "I'll stop pressuring you. This kind of thing obviously doesn't happen overnight, and I should've known that..." She said.

David nodded.

"Thank you."

"It isn't? I've actually compiled some data on both of your penis sizes, length, sperm count-" Gabriel was cut off by Rory.

"HOW!?" Rory asked Gabriel.

"For you, Kiara showed me a variety of pictures... For David I just used an X-Ray camera I designed." She said.

"Ok I get the how, but WHY?!" David said.

"Well, now your wife will know she'll be disappointed in bed." Muramasa commented with a chuckle

"cmon man....I can do...I can do other things!" David said, embarrassment in his voice.

 

[azontr]

"Ok I get the how, but WHY?!" David said.

"It was when I first met you guys, actually. Did it with my brother for a research project on how one's emotional state connects to the size of their genitals." Gabriel said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"I am not, I assume the rest of the group wants to know." Shalamanye said

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"It was when I first met you guys, actually. Did it with my brother for a research project on how one's emotional state connects to the size of their genitals." Gabriel said.

"...Belial knows too?" David said, his embarrassment growing.

"god....god damn it," David said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"It would appear Draedon also did that experiment to test how much of a pussy David is" GLaDOS commented

 

[azontr]

"...Belial knows too?" David said, his embarrassment growing.

"god....god damn it," David said.

"I mean, it makes sense for him to know as he's known you far longer than me... He's probably known since way before we worked on that project together, he just didn't care." Gabriel said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

(Issue... that'd mean they did the experiment on Shalor top lol...)

 

[azontr]

(Issue... that'd mean they did the experiment on Shalor top lol...)

(No it doesn't lol. That'd be weird as shit.)

 

[DaReaperMan]

(Gabriel explicitly said everyone, and Shalor was definitely around at that time)

 

[azontr]

(Gabriel explicitly said everyone, and Shalor was definitely around at that time)

(....No. She didn't. What she actually explicitly says is that she and Belial did the experiment on both Rory and David. Literally nobody else is mentioned in said equation.)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(let's just chill out with this lol)

"Alright....uh, let's just switch subjects alright?" David said quickly.

"L-lets just focus on getting out of here"

 

[azontr]

(let's just chill out with this lol)

(We should probably completely retcon the entire discussion.)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

((honestly, we probably should)

(but like, that would also retcon the Gabriel and David discussion about his ideals vs family life, which I felt was decent)

 

[DaReaperMan]

(Nah, it's fine, it wouldn't be the first RP-ending discussion we've had)

 

[azontr]

((honestly, we probably should)

(but like, that would also retcon the Gabriel and David discussion about his ideals vs family life, which I felt was decent)

(I'm more than meticulous enough to copy-paste both of our texts and then have both of us repost it all lol. But Reaper is honestly right, this really isn't the first time ****** up shit has happened.)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(Alright ngl, memes aside I would prefer if retconned it lol since it kinda occurred in the middle of a semi-serious scene)

 

[azontr]

(I mean, I honestly only suggested that it be retconned because I don't want to risk the chance of us actually getting reported cause usually we only have a few posts of horni. That was a whole ass discussion of horni lol. If you really want to copy and paste the entire conversation, delete the messages, then repost the conversation, I'll do that lol.)

 

[azontr]

(Alright, now that we're done cummin' and coomin' let's get back to normal RP lol.)

"Y-Yeah..." Rory said, blushing slightly. She let out a heavy sigh before continuing to move forward.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(I'm never done coomin)

David let out a sigh of relief, as they continued to move forward.

"how much longer till we get outta this place? feels like we've been walking for a while" He said.

 

[azontr]

(Midas IRL:

"Well, with all the talk comparing the size of your penis to the size of Rory's penis we most likely stretched the narrative timeline by a good 30 minutes..." Gabriel said.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

((How did you get a picture of me ))

David sighed.

"Yeah, whatever. let's just get moving then" David said, quickening his pace.

 

[azontr]

(Bruh LMFAO lol.)

 

[azontr]

The group could soon feel themselves pass into the next area.

"Greed is done, now for envy..."

Gabriel sighed at hearing Geten in her mind, "This'll be fun, I imagine... Why were you wrath anyway?" Gabriel asked.

"Let us just say I had an icy-hot temper..."

"Haha..." Gabriel laughed sarcastically, "Ugh... What is that smell? Smells like... Oh. It actually smells rather nice. It smells like that Dandelion Shampoo I use..." Gabriel said.

Rory tilted her head in confusion, sniffing the air. "Oh god, is that food? ****, I am so hungry..." Rory said as she sped up, running forward. "Rory, wait!!" Gabriel said as she dashed forward.

"A trap? No, it's far too simple to be a trap... Even an idiot like David could figure it out if it was. But Rory burns an incredible amount of calories with her training, so she eats a lot!" Gabriel thought.

"Get back here you glutton!" Gabriel yelled out.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"Food....in a place like this?" David said, confusion in his voice.

"Hey wait up!" David shouted, running after Rory.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Tch... envy." Muramasa said

 

[azontr]

Gabriel sniffed the air, "Yeah, it's definitely my shampoo... That's my favorite smell. Is it trying to entice us with our favorite stuff? What a cheap trick. Even David couldn't fall for it." Gabriel thought. She jinxed it.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"wait.....that smell" David sniffed the air.

"It...it kinda smells like Masayoshi...?." David thought

"But...uh...she's.... she's with the group right...? David said, glancing at Masayoshi.

"...what's going on...." David thought, confusion in his voice.

"But wait....theirs another smell...something aside from her...."

"Sweat....the smell of mats....deodorant...."

"GUYS I THINK THERE'S A WRESTLING RING NEARBY!" David said excitedly.

He began rushing towards the smell. but stopped himself. slowly, he turned around.

"uh...this is probably a trap...right?" David said.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(I figured it wouldn't make sense for David to blindly rush into a trap twice in the same arc lol)

 

[azontr]

"If it is, it's a very bad one. But there's no way whoever set it up is stupid enough to think this would work, so I don't really know..." Gabriel said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Envy, this entire place is just one big trap, whatever you sense and smell just isn't real." Muramasa said

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"Then...then should we check it out?" David suggested.

"Maybe we could find out what the deal with this envy thing is if we go towards the smell"

"...and Rory already left..." David said, looking at the direction she ran.