Ragnarök-RP Thread

[azontr]

Rory had been walking the entire time, ignoring the entire predicament. "And to think this entire situation could've been sped up by a good 20 minutes if we just had a tank that could use their brain..." Gabriel thought.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Muramasa, who had remained silent for the entire predicament spoke "use your brain and think things through, you act like an overgrown child who's watched too many superhero movies!" Muramasa snapped to David

 

[azontr]

"No need, I believe he's had enough." Gabriel said.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

David sighed, staring at the ground as he walked.

"I'm a ******* idiot aren't I," he thought to himself as he continued to walk forward.

 

[azontr]

(How does one sigh with their mouth sewn shut? )

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

((bro you can sigh through your nose lol))

 

[azontr]

(I literally cannot breathe through my nostrils lol.)

 

[DaReaperMan]

"What I'm sayin is lay off the heroes' pride, it ain't worth it." Muramasa said

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(I literally cannot breathe through my nostrils lol.)

((That's rough, buddy.))

 

[azontr]

((That's rough, buddy.))

(I also legit didn't know you could sigh through your nose until now-)

 

[azontr]

"I don't believe the man desires to listen to reason, so let's just go before I have a migraine which is usually impossible because I don't have a brain..." Gabriel said, sighing deeply.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"What I'm sayin is lay off the heroes' pride, it ain't worth it." Muramasa said

David glanced at the man. before shaking his head. It wasn't pride that had driven him.

those screams...they had reminded him of the screams of the people from his town. How they had screamed out in fear and agony before being slaughtered without remorse. He knew he had been stupid, knew that he could have died. but....he couldn't stop himself.

David continued to follow the group, cursing himself for his own pathological desire to save people, and cursing Belial for taking advantage of it.

 

[azontr]

"It's a good thing we stopped you. Had you gone there, you would've had all of your organs and bones stolen permanently... This place is the Ring of Greed." Gabriel said, "If there was a living thing out here, all it wants to do is steal from you."

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

David glanced at Gabriel. sadness and frustration clear in his eyes. Of course, they were right, of course, it was a trap. He really would have gotten himself killed.

David gestured to his mouth as if asking Gabriel to unsew it.

 

[azontr]

"No."

 

[azontr]

(This is how he will remain for a while lol.)

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(lmao)

David nodded and turned away, staring at the ground as he walked.

Lance couldn't help but feel a tinge of pity for him.

"I guess that is the folly of heroes. their ideals cloud their very view of reality...." Lance said. walking with the group.

"...though I suspect Kiara has a bit more...common sense...than the wrestler," Lance thought.

 

[azontr]

Rory simply continued to walk forward, her mouth dry and her stomach grumbling. "Kiara..." All she wanted was to see her wife. "I just want to see you, even for a bit..." Rory thought.

"She won't last long at this rate," Gabriel said, flying over to Rory. She placed her hand on Rory's shoulder, soothing her mind by replicating Kiara's voice in her head. "This usually wouldn't have worked, but luckily, the mentally unstable are easier to soothe," Gabriel said.

"I will keep Rory standing mentally. We should reach the end of this ring within a few hours." Gabriel said, although, it was weird how she knew what she knew, nobody cared to question it.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

Lance glanced at Rory. Every time he looked at her, it was like staring at death itself. He couldn't help but imagine his final moments. would he be cut in half, as if she had cut him with her sword? would he simply be erased? incinerated?

"Does...Kiara know? know of what Rory is? what she will do?" Lance thought to himself.

David glanced at Rory as well.

"....god damn it" David thought. He didn't like seeing Rory like this.

 

[azontr]

"....OK, YOU KNOW WHAT!?" Gabriel yelled out, flying over to David. "Arc of the Covenant." Suddenly, millions upon millions of microscopic wires wrapped around David's body, forcing him into the shape of a cross, his body paralyzed.

"NO. I WILL NOT HAVE FAITH IN YOU! WE HAVE A ******* JOB TO DO, AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE! DO YOU GET THAT? DOES YOUR TINY CAVEMAN BRAIN COMPREHEND NOT WASTING TIME? OVER A TRAP? THAT I TOLD YOU WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT A TRAP!? ARE YOU BRAINDEAD!??! ARE MY WORDS EVEN PROCESSING IN YOUR ******* HEAD RIGHT NOW? DO YOU COMPREHEND ENGLISH!? I SWEAR TO THE GREAT LORD IN HEAVEN IF I HEAR ANY WORDS THAT SOUND AKIN TO OPPOSITION FROM YOUR ******* MOUTH I WILL TEAR YOUR TONGUE OUT, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DICK AND THEN MAKE YOU EAT IT! SHUT! THE! **** UP!"​

Gabriel let out an unfathomably loud screech, every single window in the entire city shattering into nothing. "Now. Let's go."

(This will forever be idolized as the most savage post in the entire azonverse.)

Soon, after a few more minutes of walking, the group could feel themselves get closer to the exit. Gabriel crossed her arms, "Geten... Where is the enemy?" Gabriel thought to herself, asking Geten for information.

"Don't worry, they'll appear once you get closer to the exit."

 

[DaReaperMan]

"An unprecedented power source is up ahead, now we see if you can go into scream rehabilitation." GLaDOS said

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

(This will forever be idolized as the most savage post in the entire azonverse.)

Soon, after a few more minutes of walking, the group could feel themselves get closer to the exit. Gabriel crossed her arms, "Geten... Where is the enemy?" Gabriel thought to herself, asking Geten for information.

"Don't worry, they'll appear once you get closer to the exit."

((David got straight up demolished ngl))

David continued walking with the group, glad that they were closer to leaving the city.

 

[azontr]

((David got straight up demolished ngl))

(She may as well have just killed him right then and there because she roasted him so hard his ego is permanently charred.)

 

[azontr]

Suddenly, before they could reach the exit, an enormous balancing scale erupted from the ground. "Oh, great... Probably some more psychological torture." Gabriel said, sighing heavily.

"I'm an emotional support agent yet I'm the one who needs emotional support..."

 

[DaReaperMan]

"Let's put David and a piece of steak onto the scale." GLaDOS said

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

David crossed his arms, looking at the scale as it appeared.

"Why a piece of steak?" Lance asked, more out of curiosity than anything else.

 

[azontr]

David crossed his arms, looking at the scale as it appeared.

"Why a piece of steak?" Lance asked, more out of curiosity than anything else.

"I believe it is an insult referring to how the man has more muscle matter than brain matter." Gabriel said.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Shalamanye simply jumped onto the left half of the scale completely without hesitation

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

"I see!" Lance said, chuckling. he climbed up the scale behind Shalamanye.

David glared at them but remained silent. with a leap, he jumped on top of the right side of the scale.

 

[azontr]

They were all propelled off of the scale by a mysterious force, "I don't think that's what you were supposed to do." Gabriel said as she floated above the ground, something erupting from it.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

David landed on his back, quickly getting up and looking at the scale while the ground erupted.

"Did we fail a test of some kind?" Lance said, landing on his feet. before jumping into the air.

 

[DaReaperMan]

A piece of steak landed squarely on David's head as he landed on the ground

"Oh good! Object rayshifting works, so we have that!" GLaDOS said

Shalamanye also landed on his feet

 

[azontr]

David landed on his back, quickly getting up and looking at the scale.

"Did we fail a test of some kind?" Lance said, landing on his feet. before jumping into the air.

"No, you just aren't supposed to jump on the scale, you idiotic meat sacks."

What erupted from the ground was a grotesque amalgam.

"We won't be weighing anything physical today." Said the beast.

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

Lance jumped backward, surprised by the appearance of the grotesque creature.

"W-what will we be weighing then?" Lance asked.

David removed the steak from his head, before crossing his arms, looking at the creature.

 

[DaReaperMan]

"This will prove an interesting test Tzeentch." GLaDOS said in an interesting tone

 

[azontr]

(I only used Tzeentch as an image that isn't actually Tzeentch. Although they'll act like him)

 

[DaReaperMan]

(Just say it's Tzeentch to let the joke run lol)

 

[azontr]

(OK lol.)

 

[DaReaperMan]

(Also cause it's Tzeentch you could very easily retcon it and recon it as needed lol)

 

[azontr]

(It isn't Tzeentch though and the joke will be that he constantly corrects everybody who calls him Tzeentch, and everybody will then continue to call him Tzeentch.)