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"NEGATIVE, I HAVE COME WITH RELEIF SUPPLY." It says with its text-te-speech voice once more.
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: sanic speed edition (aka thread 4)
- Thread starter Hl3_or_bust
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"Relief supply?" He asks. What does that mean?
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A compartment on the Evil Eye opens, it has advanced phones for everyone and a single strange paper fan in it.
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"Ummmm, Okay? I don't think I should trust you." He says, before then starting a weird chant. Some sort of summoning chant.
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"ATTACK IS ILL ADVISED." It says. "THESE ARE TO HELP YOU, DO NOT TURN DOWN THIS OFER."
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"Next time you make an inspirational speech if you are interested" I exclaim, smiling.
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Two severed halves of my body flail wildly.
0h +h4+'5 N0+ 600D. 1+ D035'N+ hUR+ +h0u6h. W31RD
I try moving one tentacle on the left severed side.
[translated]
Ok so I have control over the left side huh?
I begin shaping the left side of into a new form. Then I try growing something out of the right side of the left part, the right side moves.
What?
I try moving the right part of my body.
Somehow, despite being severed from the left side, it does what I want [thanks Nimble Jack]
... this could be useful
Some experimentation later [which explains why there is several comments of Silas and DMUA fighting without me interfering] there are now two of me standing where the main body was. Both have grown back to full size from the noise of the battle.
"Silas! I'm coming!" Both bodies say.
Then they transform into combat mode, lifting off the ground and losing their humanoid shape in favour of something twice as tall, 8 times as wide, and covered in flailing wings and tentacles.
Then they both rush the pinned figure and jump on him, completely encasing him in flesh that is a mixture of material and immaterial [no zeke phasing to get out]
Sadly it seems I can't reach his mind to cure his insanity with anything except my happy touch, which I can feel overwhelming him quickly.
"Silas!" Says a mouth growing on the back of the left most me.
"Keep him busy while I get him from the other side!"
His body shields his insanity here... but what if I go to the hungry world where there is nothing but insanity?
I vanish into the hungry world to take on the embodiment of his "that guy" ness.
0h +h4+'5 N0+ 600D. 1+ D035'N+ hUR+ +h0u6h. W31RD
I try moving one tentacle on the left severed side.
[translated]
Ok so I have control over the left side huh?
I begin shaping the left side of into a new form. Then I try growing something out of the right side of the left part, the right side moves.
What?
I try moving the right part of my body.
Somehow, despite being severed from the left side, it does what I want [thanks Nimble Jack]
... this could be useful
Some experimentation later [which explains why there is several comments of Silas and DMUA fighting without me interfering] there are now two of me standing where the main body was. Both have grown back to full size from the noise of the battle.
"Silas! I'm coming!" Both bodies say.
Then they transform into combat mode, lifting off the ground and losing their humanoid shape in favour of something twice as tall, 8 times as wide, and covered in flailing wings and tentacles.
Then they both rush the pinned figure and jump on him, completely encasing him in flesh that is a mixture of material and immaterial [no zeke phasing to get out]
Sadly it seems I can't reach his mind to cure his insanity with anything except my happy touch, which I can feel overwhelming him quickly.
"Silas!" Says a mouth growing on the back of the left most me.
"Keep him busy while I get him from the other side!"
His body shields his insanity here... but what if I go to the hungry world where there is nothing but insanity?
I vanish into the hungry world to take on the embodiment of his "that guy" ness.
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"NNNNG AAAAAOOOOOOOO....Wait, what?" He then heard that after completing the chant. Then he saw the fire in the furnace light up as it generated multiple robotic spider-like legs. A fist came out the top of the furnace as it then brought forth the Black Hiver.
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The Evil Eye ejects the compartment with the tech towards Koth, it theb flys into the air. "LAST WARNING. CEASE HOSTILITIES." It say in its text-to-speech voice.
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"Okay, I'll stop-" He was picked up by the Hiver as he was then slammed around.
"I WILL NOT BE DE-SUMMONED AGAIN, BORIS." It says in a dark, twisted voice.
"Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I WILL NOT BE DE-SUMMONED AGAIN, BORIS." It says in a dark, twisted voice.
"Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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"Alright, I mean...I guess I'll just keep holding him there."
Look at him now, giving me an order. I remember when he used to need me just to be able to speak. They grow up so fast these days.
I grab the lightning web with my shadows and rip it apart.
Look at him now, giving me an order. I remember when he used to need me just to be able to speak. They grow up so fast these days.
I grab the lightning web with my shadows and rip it apart.
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As That Guy is tackled by the thing, he slowly feels the This Guyness return, and reality bending...
He lights his own self on fire to try to circumvent it, and melt the thing, all while, of course, complaining about how unfair this situation is and how they should have been mindhaxed/very deaded and how his weirdness needs a nerf
Meanwhile, in the Hungry world, he sees only one thing... It's like, all of reality, it seems.
"YOU DARE TRY TO COME HERE TO DEFY THE ORDER OF THIS WORLD!? YOU NAIVE CHILD. IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO CURE THE STATE OF THAT GUY, YOU ARE ELECTING THE PATH OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION. STRAY FROM IT, LEST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN."
He lights his own self on fire to try to circumvent it, and melt the thing, all while, of course, complaining about how unfair this situation is and how they should have been mindhaxed/very deaded and how his weirdness needs a nerf
Meanwhile, in the Hungry world, he sees only one thing... It's like, all of reality, it seems.
"YOU DARE TRY TO COME HERE TO DEFY THE ORDER OF THIS WORLD!? YOU NAIVE CHILD. IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO CURE THE STATE OF THAT GUY, YOU ARE ELECTING THE PATH OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION. STRAY FROM IT, LEST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN."
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"TARGET CONIRMED." It fires off a large laser infused with holy power out of its eye at the Hiver.
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The Hiver was knocked back. "Waaaaaait! Go in here!" Boris summons a portal to Candle Cove as the Hiver drops him and goes in. "I'll find use for you later!" He then closes the portal.
"Sorry about that, but I'm not the advanced guy." He admitted.
"Sorry about that, but I'm not the advanced guy." He admitted.
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[I checked, Black Hiver is pathetic, I'm resistant to the manipulation of death and I can destroy it with my telekinesis or with Iron Fist's chi, who exorcised a demon ... bad choice against me, Boris]
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[I mean, I'm sort of using a better version of this monstrosity, but whatever.]
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[weird flex but ok ovo]
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[Boris is a wuss, whaddya mean?]
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I narrow my eyes, looking ahead of me.
"I hear battle noise, it's probably Nach who's facing the crazy slaver," I say, then run.
"Come on, we have to help him!"
"I hear battle noise, it's probably Nach who's facing the crazy slaver," I say, then run.
"Come on, we have to help him!"
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"Wait, what are you and who do ya work with?" He asks the eye, concerned.
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"I AM AM EVIL EYE SIGMA #4, THE REST IS CLASSIFIED." It says once more in its text-to-speech ways.
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Eden follows and runs after Aranil
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"Oh, okay. In that case, I'll assume you're...ummm...an enemy!" A lightbulb flashed over his head, even though he was likely wrong.
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Eva follows with.
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"NEGATIVE, AN ENEMY WOULD NOT GIVE YOU SUPPLIES." It says while its eye looks at the compartment of advanced it ejected at Koth.
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"Oh." He then tears up a little. "Yeah, we all make mistakes..." He then slaps himself. "Silly me! Hehehe!"
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The fire doesn't do much to me due to my semi-immaterial state dampening the effects. Plus the sound of the flame simply adds to my energy and I grow back damaged parts faster than they appear. Then I've vanished into the hungry world.
I look at the monster and grow larger as it speaks.
"Killing you won't cause total annihilation. Reality doesn't bend when someone tries to cure that guy's madness. That guy is just so egotistical and insane that he thinks it does"
Then I use my senses to look around. There's a few "people" around but I can cure them later.
I stick a tentacle into my own head and unleash the Madness of Fear.
5Ôé¼4R3D 5Ôé¼4R3D 5Ôé¼4R3D!!
The "people" still nearby cry out and run, screaming in the opposite directing. Some simply collapse to the ground and begin wailing. The screams fuel me and I grow larger.
"Ôé¼0MPR355"
And the fear manifests as a physical force with enough strength to crush islands, and rips the "that guy" demon from its place in the world and flattens it to the floor.
I look at the monster and grow larger as it speaks.
"Killing you won't cause total annihilation. Reality doesn't bend when someone tries to cure that guy's madness. That guy is just so egotistical and insane that he thinks it does"
Then I use my senses to look around. There's a few "people" around but I can cure them later.
I stick a tentacle into my own head and unleash the Madness of Fear.
5Ôé¼4R3D 5Ôé¼4R3D 5Ôé¼4R3D!!
The "people" still nearby cry out and run, screaming in the opposite directing. Some simply collapse to the ground and begin wailing. The screams fuel me and I grow larger.
"Ôé¼0MPR355"
And the fear manifests as a physical force with enough strength to crush islands, and rips the "that guy" demon from its place in the world and flattens it to the floor.
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@Dragon
Running, I reach the place where I feel fighting and then stop and look at a person who immobilized another.
Watching their souls, I notice that the guy who is immobilizing the man is pretty good.
On the contrary, that of the man at his feet is completely insane, even more than that of Colzin or Socrates.
Teleport me a few steps away from them.
"Hey! Do you need a hand? I can help you immobilize him if you want!"
Running, I reach the place where I feel fighting and then stop and look at a person who immobilized another.
Watching their souls, I notice that the guy who is immobilizing the man is pretty good.
On the contrary, that of the man at his feet is completely insane, even more than that of Colzin or Socrates.
Teleport me a few steps away from them.
"Hey! Do you need a hand? I can help you immobilize him if you want!"
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"Y'know, I guess I could use some help, but....nevermind." He then sniffs a bit. "It's just that...." He then decides to try and talk it out with somebody else, but realizes there's nothing to talk to. "Oh, well."
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[For reference, Eleonore E Splenda resists looks into her soul and That Guy happens to have her stuff up his sleeve, so....]
As it flattens to the floor, it simply stares nonchalantly.
"THERE IS A BALANCE TO THIS WORLD, BOY. BY TRYING TO REVERT THE EVIL AND RUINING OF THE WORLD, YOU WILL RENDER THE GOOD AND IMPROVING OF THE WORLD NULLIFIED, THEREBY LEAVING NOTHING. AND IF THERE IS NO GOOD AND EVIL, THERE IS SIMPLY NOTHING. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT GUY, AS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THIS GUY, AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE THAT WITHOUT DESTROYING ALL THINGS."
Meanwhile, That Guy's rants grow exponentially at the entirety of everything
As it flattens to the floor, it simply stares nonchalantly.
"THERE IS A BALANCE TO THIS WORLD, BOY. BY TRYING TO REVERT THE EVIL AND RUINING OF THE WORLD, YOU WILL RENDER THE GOOD AND IMPROVING OF THE WORLD NULLIFIED, THEREBY LEAVING NOTHING. AND IF THERE IS NO GOOD AND EVIL, THERE IS SIMPLY NOTHING. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT GUY, AS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THIS GUY, AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE THAT WITHOUT DESTROYING ALL THINGS."
Meanwhile, That Guy's rants grow exponentially at the entirety of everything
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Up on the nearby building, Akuma continues to watch the fight with interest.
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[this isn't looking into your soul, it's being in another universe where a person's mental issues manifests as an actual being]
"Perhaps. But "that guy" can stay at home playing tabletop games and annoying GMs. He doesn't have to be someone with the power to enslave planets."
I grab hold of the monsters head with a tentacle and begin crushing it, shrinking it down. Curing it until all the madness that it is... is gone.
"Perhaps. But "that guy" can stay at home playing tabletop games and annoying GMs. He doesn't have to be someone with the power to enslave planets."
I grab hold of the monsters head with a tentacle and begin crushing it, shrinking it down. Curing it until all the madness that it is... is gone.
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New people?'
"Oh, hello."
I wonder if they're friends with that person who was watching me and that guy fight? She didn't use any devices to contact, so either they don't know she's there or they have some group telepathy thing going on.
"Oh, hello."
I wonder if they're friends with that person who was watching me and that guy fight? She didn't use any devices to contact, so either they don't know she's there or they have some group telepathy thing going on.
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The hungry world itself starts to slowly collapse inonitself as the absolutely massive amount of madness is cured, and reality continues to bend in the outside world as well. The land is starting to fold inonitself and gravity is starting to not understand what down is.
"UNFORTUNATELY, JOSIAN IS A TOOL WHO THOUGHT OTHERWISE"
"UNFORTUNATELY, JOSIAN IS A TOOL WHO THOUGHT OTHERWISE"
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"Well, I guess I can just sit here. Unless you wanna talk, but I doubt you get what it feels like to be the madman." He says to the eyeball.
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NACHILLEMORAC sees Colzin's insanity demon approaching That Guy
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"CONFIRMED." The eye boi says once more in his glorious text-to-speech ways.
[im just waiting for Jacky to get back ovo]
[im just waiting for Jacky to get back ovo]
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"Yeah, 'confirmed'. Confirmed how much of a failure I can be." He said silently, before hiding his face in his hands.
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