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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

The four figures say nothing for a long time. They watch him quietly, their expressions unreadable, for they have no expressions to speak of. Perhaps they are considering his words. Perhaps they are considering their enemies. Perhaps they are considering how best to crush him under their heel.

Silent seconds stretch by like hours.

Then...

"You speak of all the others..." the woman intones, "You speak of the destruction and pain they wish to cause. But what is your role to play in this world's conflicting designs?"
 
"... Frankly, I have no idea. I'll be honest with you, I don't have much of a connection to this world. For most of my existence, I just viewed it as a dot in the cosmic map of existence, where it's just one of an absolute ton of so called replacements. The only reason I'm even here right now, in this state, is that I was forcibly dragged down from on high and told if I don't pass this test, I'll cease existing entirely."

Nil finally opens the bag of beans he's been holding this whole time.

"So, I figured I should form a connection. There's got to be some area around here that lacks enough radiation to plant these things, right? Once they sprout, these things can grant people over twice the power of a single attack. Really shows you how great nature is, don't you think?
 
The figures stare at the bag for a while. Again, their emotions and intentions are unreadable, but something suggests that they may be giving more thought to this matter than it seems at first glance.

When the woman finally speaks, there is something new in her tone of voice.

"You mentioned a certain 'Colonel', and that one of our own has been imprisoned by him. We sense none of this. What is your evidence?"
 
"... Oh. Yeah, when I ended up having an encounter with the Colonel, he used a mangled, ripped up vampire to throw the blood elemental at us. Inevitably, we had to fight and destroy it entirely. Another vampire jumped in and tried to absorb it for a later date, but, we killed them before they could get the chance, along with the elemental. It was a mercy kill, but... I guess I also don't really have much to back me up. All I can tell you is that the Colonel and his minions were reaping off the fight in Deleware, and one of the elementals got dragged in."
 
At the mention of the battle in Delaware, a ripple passes through all four figures, and even the giants beyond the wall stir where they stand.

And then something else appears. It steps through one of the remaining windows in the wall, drifting through the air slowly. And then you recognize what it is.

A figure of a woman, made entirely of energy released from one of Gunner's nuclear bombs. A firsthand witness to the events that took place in Delaware.

"It seems you've reached a predicament." one of the black figures says, his voice surprisingly young in comparison to the rest. "This one remembers the happenings in that place, all of the things you have said...and then some. The child remembers you and your fold, and how you too chose to destroy members of our gathering. Yet she also remembers the fanged ones who arrived for selfish gains, and the moment one of our own was dragged away by unknown forces in the middle of its attack on them."

The first speaker's attention fixes upon Nil. "So you speak the truth. It seems we have new enemies that will need addressing in the coming days. But enemies of our enemies are not always our friends. You work to impede us one moment, then work to befriend us the next. Are you convinced that by currying our favor, you will be spared the coming fate of this world?"
 
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-A man with a ******* target on his back in a remote fishing island, being thrown into a prison van
As a son of the McChad, even if a complete and utter failure, he's still physically and skill-wise above any puny policemen, then there's also the fact that by the time people arrive to his remote island, he would have drinked enough animal blood to become superhuman. Besides, with their contry litterally on fire they wouldn't spare much resources on a target of effectivelly no trategical value.

He won't just be captured, he will fights for his freedom !

[If you want me to be re-captured, you'll have to roleplay it, a simple "you are now captured" is cheap.]
 
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{Anata wa sudeni torae rarete imasu. You may or may not know, but you're already apart of my Borg. Here's your welcome package, it's nothing but your complete and total obedience to the Colonel}
 
Nameless continues floating in the blood soaked ocean. Surrounded by dead fish, he just looks... so happy. Almost like a kid even, but with a uglier smile.
 
"ichika I can't take it anymore, you brought a monster that has killed millions, it's time for me to take charge of getting rid of the garbage of the gods like my father and my brothers did for millions of years." mobius said before turning around and looking at sam, nil and caine.

"guys, if you want to join me, I won't stop you". after that mobius, fly towards the cosmic monster, known Nameless
 
"Look, we're close in gaining another ally, plus we have two more here. Nameless is just giving more reason for whoever Nil is talking to to join our side."
 
Seeing as I have nothing to do here, as the titans are being "negotiated with" and the sudden rain of projectiles from space was dealt with and then stopped, I start thinking again about how to deal with the goblin threat.
 
[Well, if Ichika has removed the blessing against mind control, then yeah, i guess i now have to follow your orders]
{It's not mind control, you've just been plugged into the Borg when you turned yourself into a Vampire. Of which I am fairly sure you cannot do with blood alone.}
 
As a son of the McChad, even if a complete and utter failure, he's still physically and skill-wise above any puny policemen, then there's also the fact that by the time people arrive to his remote island, he would have drinked enough animal blood to become superhuman. Besides, with their contry litterally on fire they wouldn't spare much resources on a target of effectivelly no trategical value.

He won't just be captured, he will fights for his freedom !

[If you want me to be re-captured, you'll have to roleplay it, a simple "you are now captured" is cheap.]
[...You are now captured]
 
[Unless one of the superpowered people steps in, no, i'm not, as i very much would be able to easilly escape from regular people thanks to the chaos created and addictionally my vampiric powers]
 
I realize, much to my own chagrin, that the goblins most likely didn't only take one city and a country, so there's a nice starting point.

I decide to fly back the way I came, although significantly more south than before, quickly hitting a landmass that I discern to not be Japan. While there, I scrounge through the area looking for signs of goblins, whether a full-grown one or spores.
 
Cain decides to hold Sam in place with his wind manipulation since he doesn't exactly trust someone that is asleep.
 
[Look Zephyr, i'm not going to bend over and open my asscheeks just because you demand me to, this is a sandbox RP, so i choose not to be captured]

Using the simple tactic of running the hell away, Gunner uses his vampire powers, caouflage and his cunning to simply make the police forces lose track of him and escape further.
 
The wind causes my hair to disappear as wind starts blowing around me on it's own this wakes me up and I start panicking.
 
As a son of the McChad, even if a complete and utter failure, he's still physically and skill-wise above any puny policemen
[Maybe in the first generation. You aren't that.]

[I figured I should stop by and say that, I'll respond to my big kid end of things.]
 
[Play nice, children. Don't make me get my belt.]
[Since i was muted on Discord, i'll respond here.]
[All of this happened because 1. because i teleported the population of New York away, when is specifically asked for MASS teleportation, which he for some reason expect it to be only 20 people and thought i would have let all of Nnew York's population die. Mind you, his reasoning was because a SINGLE LINE from one of the characters would have been slightly less cool and 2. Because I used clayro to try spot my enemies, when i specifically had asked for his approval and had recived the okay to do it beforehand.
He then instead of just letting him die, but instead he proceeded to make my PC not be able to repawn with powers by the goddess, depite the villain that had taken thousands of times more likes has been.
And then to top it all of, he completly removed my agiency when he had the chance to escape]
[I may have been petty, but Zephyr is a thousand times as petty]
 
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