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Everybody Wants to Die 3: Fun Guy Edition (Game Thread)

@Yobo_Blue

The demon shroom give Phaun a big huggo.

@Sahara

"Mmmm, annoying."

The king shroom notes, their A.T. Field blocking shots comings towards them and the ones around them.

Meanwhile the spike and the void sea don't really care, just letting the attacks into themselves and absorbing them. The former goes even closer to the source, try to clearly see just what the actual hell it's there.
Phaunelia looks up from her work and towards the odd mushroom

”Fascinating. What are you?”
 
"Of course not, i wouldn't mind at all ♪ ! "

They reply with an happy tone.
 
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Noah just observed Phaunelia and the fungus, he didn't want to tell her that he had studied the molecular structure of the fungus although that might not matter anymore, after all it seems as if the constant mutation of the group would make that data irrelevant.
 
Elfen forms a barrier around themselves that utlizes gaps in space-time, though they expect the others are more than capable of taking care of the attacks. Instead Elfen focuses on analyzing the veil, the symbols and the projectiles. At the same time they cast an illusionary layer over their allies so that an illusion may take their place at any point in the fight.
 
“Hmmm? What sort of stuff do you have in mind? Unless you mean helping sis deal with the threats, cause I can work with that.”
"Well, my idea was to just mess around with our powers togheter and do entertaining stuff, though helping out Alaya sounds good too."
 
@Overlord775 @Listentomyrhytm @Oliver_de_jesus @WHYNAUT

While the shroom's AT Field and Giju's Void Shield are both more than enough to completely nullify the attacks headed towards them, unraveling the masses of symbols into streaks of light, Noah and Elfen are not as lucky. Elfen's barriers, while not completely successful, do "blunt" the attacks considerably, causing their space-warping properties to not affect him very badly, only displacing the atoms of his body by significant, if recoverable, amounts, which is still concerning considering that he should not possess any "atoms." Elfen's analysis is also hampered considerably by a fairly self-evident fact about these projectiles: they are a sort of "outer shell" surrounding an area with physical laws and phenomena very different to that of the outside world. Essentially the enclosed form of a totally different universe, and likely indicative of the state beyond the veil, which proves similarly difficult to mentally dissect.

Meanwhile, Noah, not helped by his attempts to absorb the attacks, has his own spatial arrangement violently invaded. Most of the atoms in his body gain a few meters of separation, essentially throwing the entire portion irrecoverably into deep space, and leaving a torn-open mess of loose organs, muscles, and bones in his place. Even further, the orbits of his component particles are subject to forces indicative of several dozen more spatial dimensions, causing them to almost instantaneously undergo various forms of nuclear decay. While this is somewhat mitigated by the former changes to his body, what is left still effectively goes up in a continuous nuclear detonation. This is not to say he is dead, primarily due to speeds at which he perceives things allowing for some action to be taken, but simply that he is having a very bad day.

@Lou_change @DMUA

[somehow I feel you have not been paying very close attention to my posts, Lou]

While the composition of Dieman's body allows him to easily evade the attacks, and none got close enough to be an issue to Sam herself, there are still dozens in their general vicinity, striking into the remains of the core or losing speed to fall back down to the earth. However, Sam fixes the issue of the latter herself, and her attempts to absorb one of the projectiles generates similar results to Noah's current state. Additionally, despite the projectile's seemingly immaterial nature, her clone's attacks do actually impact them and even seem to throw a few off-course, but none are destroyed.
 
"Well, the core isn't going to un-****itself"

With the wave of empowerment granted by the power of the F bomb, Dieman pulls out his two butterfly knives before covering them in enough flames to form them into swords, before he dashes towards the core and begins trying to cut away at the thing inhabiting it.
 
Matricardo protects himself with the shields used by everyone, after having a brief stroke. His minions are not doing well for themselves, although he manages to cover them with Truth Seeking Ball Barriers for support.

They start shooting at the veil, with Palauttajamestari in particular atempting to shoot its own projectiles back at it. That probably won't go well.

Meanwhile, Matricardo himself uses Understanding and Mage Sight to comprehend Noah's current physical state. He visualizes and projects a spell to instantly reassemble his atoms back to position, and then "glue" them to that relative position.
 
So these attacks can affect even me? Interesting. I thought space-time attacks would never be able to touch me, but clearly I was arrogant. Still, those attacks have given me some inspiration. And if these attacks are essentially a - or perhaps multiple - differet universes..., Elfen thinks to themselves while their they return to their previous 'shape'.

Time Stops. It stops quite thoroughly; and not just in one reality. It stops because Elfen is busy attempting to separate the attacks, that are still flying around, from this reality. For these attacks seem to be their own contained universes. And Elfen is quite adept at fusing and separating worlds.

Then time resumes and Elfen fires a great number of attacks that seem very similar to the ones that were just fired at them. That is because they are made up of countless microscopic shards that are their own spaces, with their own laws. The edges of these shards negate all interference, tearing through anything in their path, and the middle of each shard contains blasts of chaos, making for a spectecularly devastating payload. Elfen has a curious smile on their face. How would this new combination attack interact with the veil and its attacks?

EU3Rrx_WoAUJ3Z-
 
@Hl3_or_bust
[Are you referring to when pretty much the whole planet's surface was turned into lava, the plague at the beginning, or the weird throne guy that was in space anyway I didn't absorb any my attack reflection comes from "Using both sheer precision and unexplored powers Kirby's able to send attacks back at his foes. He does this by hitting those attacks with any of his moves, including projectiles. The reflected attacks will home into the enemy instead of returning through their original route" not the inhale]
 
“Why not both though?”
"True, we can, that's a great idea ! Let's do that !"

@Sahara

The emperator fungi observes the behavious of the enemy, assesting the situation.

"Mmmm, trying to steal my gimmik, aren'tcha you stupid veil ? Well, get a whole lot of THIS !"

They shout, as then a giant cannon-like shadow protrusion emerges from the void sea and aims on the "Veil", a pressurised stream of miasma jetting out and flying towards it. Let's see how it likes nomming pure cancer gas !
 
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@CrimsonStarFallen
"Thank you" Noah said to Matricardo

@everyone else

now he understood the attacks more, he had almost been atomized the first time he entered the beyond Realm, that sense, whatever this is, it was easily an entity that lived within the confines of the "abyss" Outside the combinational laws, time almost froze or well only for him, he could perceive things more slow and use that moment to think.

"We must enter or cut the connection with our universe and whatever this is permanently, simply attacking it will lead to nothing if we do not know exactly where we hit" Noah said to Every people near
 
@Fight

I will look into such a thing in the background. For now, we must deal with this.

Is delivered as a telepathic message to the mushroom being


Then, Aya, having remained back for now, appears alongside all of the others.

"I suppose I should do something too. So, how about this?"

12 black tinted wings appear around the demon girl, as well as a large yellow tinted blade floating telekinetically. Wings of the Word activates.

She then began rapidly approaching the veil, all the while analyzing it and its nature, as she approaches, she actively attempts to try and purify the veil to the normal state of this universe, to strip the interference of it away. The Sword of Repudiation flies by her side as well, ready to strike at anything that comes at her and wipe it out.

@Palace

"We should wait for a good moment, but our assistance in the fight will most likely be necessary. An opening should be found first."

Aleia stated.
 
"True, we can, that's a great idea ! Let's do that !"

@Sahara

The emperator fungi observes the behavious of the enemy, assesting the situation.

"Mmmm, trying to steal my gimmik, aren'tcha you stupid veil ? Well, get a whole lot of THIS !"

They shout, as then a giant cannon-like shadow protrusion emerges from the void sea and aims on the "Veil", a pressurised stream of miasma jetting out and flying towards it. Let's see how it likes nomming pure cancer gas !
“What do you have in mind?”
 
"From what i picked up you have the ability to thinker with creatures, while i have the ability to mass produce demons, so if we combine the two we can make a giant custom army spam !"

"Though, it seems there's something that came up in the human world."
 
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@Hl3_or_bust
[Are you referring to when pretty much the whole planet's surface was turned into lava, the plague at the beginning, or the weird throne guy that was in space anyway I didn't absorb any my attack reflection comes from "Using both sheer precision and unexplored powers Kirby's able to send attacks back at his foes. He does this by hitting those attacks with any of his moves, including projectiles. The reflected attacks will home into the enemy instead of returning through their original route" not the inhale]
[I have absolutely no clue what the first part of this is about. None of this has been brought up at any point recently]

[As for the reflection, the gifs used to justify that are... unusual. The "sheer precision" one is very clearly just him knocking a physical object back to sender, with no instances of homing. The "uncanny powers" one is more of the same. And even then, neither of these would actually stop the projectiles and your post implies that you were very specifically not using projectiles, because you specified that your clone was]
 
[I still wasn't absorbing them like you say and I played that game it flies back at the attacker even if the direction kirby hits it towards is the opposite direction of the attacker it just moves back around to hit the attacker not that would matter in this case]

Sam teleports to her pocket dimension and expands her remains parts to prevent them from being fully consumed by the explosions so she can regenerate.
 
@DMUA

While Dieman's attacks would normally be ineffective, despite being able to actually contact the foreign laws themselves, the amplification provided by his profanity allows him to carve through the barrier between the two worlds and scour the lingering physical effects from the nearby area. The process is somewhat slow, given how this other world had buried itself deep into the core fragments and spread between them, but it's certainly effectively.

@WHYNAUT

While it seems as though the world contained within the attacks is quite sturdy, given how the attempts to eradicate it are not quite successful, the sheer volume of fire that Elfen provides causes many to be stopped mid-flight and torn apart. However, as the veil continuously spews yet more of these projectiles, and with the enduring quality of the worldly remnants that remain in place, volume of fire does little, even considering the Chaos charge.

@CrimsonStarFallen

While few of the Mestari's attacks can actually reach the veil itself, the effects they have on the projectiles is pronounced: Kohdennusmestari cause the flight path of affected projectiles to vary wildly, resulting in many effectively being neutralized; Satkymestari and Maadoittajemestari seem to produce infighting with the laws within the attacks, which while seemingly remedied quite quickly reduces their potency for that moment greatly, allowing others to more easily affect them; and finally, Palauttajamestari don't seem to have much effect on the normal attacks, but those weakened by others masters appear to be fair game, resulting in several of them flying straight back towards the veil and even harmlessly passing through the others without any interference.

And of course, Vaihdosmestari switches places with a portion of the attack's outer shell, instantly being engulfed and lost. What a dumbass.

@Overlord775

The pressurized miasma, technically being a gas, has little difficulty reaching the veil itself, even passing around several attacks. Everywhere it touches appears to halt flor a short moment, almost seeming as though the swirling symbols that compose the outer layers are "falling off", before other portions of the shell shift to cover the affected area, only to be affected themselves.

@The_Divine_Phoenix

While avoiding the various incoming attacks and the trails they leave, resulting in the Sword of Repudiation being mostly still besides her, Aya's analysis comes to a very specific conclusion: this is the work of the thing, but the methodology seems off. The Thing is usually much more upfront in terms of attacks than this, and most of these attacks haven't even been specifically targeting the group, but more like the planet itself.

All of this strangeness comes to a head when Aya approaches much close to the veil, only a few kilometers away, almost to the point of being able to see various images behind the shimmering and the symbols, before an attack is launched. Not at her, but close, skimming past her a feet few to the left. But as she continues to move, a massive wood-like appendage bursts from the nearby trailing world, grabbing Aya by the front of her torso as the nearby world envelopes her at a ridiculous speed.

Inside is, well, the Thing, but it is very different now; a hulking mass of various writhing plant materials, stacked into a humanoid shape, the same symbols and light that appear to compose the outside of this place seeming to stream from several orifices along it's left shoulder, and with a face that appears to be the veins of the bark of the material it is built from, yet maintains an expression of raw apathy. While Aya herself is by no means immune to pain, whatever the Thing is doing is... something else entirely. From the areas it touches, bent inwards and crushed like drywall, numbing pain, steaming blood, and shattered and crushed organs burst almost continuously, as though the regenerative process has been turned against her.

"No more talk. No more games. Now, you die."

The Thing did not speak, but the words are clear in Aya's mind and in her limbs. It's right arm begins to move, swinging upwards with a horrific arc, holding that damn cleaver from before.
 
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After that is completed, Dieman looks around, seeing that there's still plenty of mounting chaos upon the battlefield

"... oh yeah, that did come from that funky place over there..."

With an internal H, Dieman moves to the proper fight at hand, zooming towards the veil as he lights ablaze, activating Hot +10

"Let it ****ing rip!"

Upon taking that sudden increase of speed and power once more, Dieman starts spinning around, becoming a flaming bladed whirlwind to break through any projectiles that try to stop his advance.
 
Leaving more Mestari protected by TSB in the ground area to shoot at the projectiles, Matricardo summons C-Moon and flies upwards towards the veil. Using the """"Gravity"""" within his control to repulse away the projectiles and the worlds within them, as well as using his Blood Orbs as shields, Matricardo releases a burst of Truth Seeking Ball in the form of an energy blast into the veil.
 
"Yeah I'm not gonna be able to deal with him when the world is in this state of all things" he would drop Velan on the ground and leave to the outside world, where he would do what he does best, make, a blade of energy would form in his hand along with all of his baangs summoned to blast at each of the projectiles along with using arie swordsmanship to attack any that came too close, all while using a third to start crafting what could only be described as if gun was so good why didn't they make gun 2 a really big gun, while the last third started making a psychic domain. around the general area for preparednesses sake.
 
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@Battle

Despite the seeming damage and the severity of everything going on around her, her reaction was not visibly severe. Still, the moment she was affected, a roiling darkness took hold in the affected spots and quickly spread.

An odd voice, deeper than normal and holding a distinct and otherworldly echo could be heard from her, as if spoken from her entire body.

"Just remember. You chose this."

Seven Trumpets activates. The girl's physical form, her flesh and organs, any trace of humanity faded, consumed by a black and red tinted energy. What remained, though holding a vaguely humanoid shape, was anything but. A gathering of sheer malevolence, darkness untold could be seen within its depths. The Thing can feel the harmful effects of the power it used on her fade, as if it was facing something new entirely. Lacking a face, the entity before it now was a collection of many unnatural energies, a true expression of the demonic.

The Sword of Repudiation descends to meet the Cleaver. Now, she too possesses a weapon worthy of matching it, one whose blade denies the existence of this place's laws, that cleaves the world and reveals the nothingness underneath.

While Aya, if this form can even be called that any longer, flies to the side, her movements tearing at this reality and the divergence that it creates, as she extends a hand forward and fires a vast volley of beams, Axion Apocalypse, that deals damage of random elemental nature and raises her power. The Twelve Labors act only to empower this further, to strip the Thing of its beneficial effects and break through its defenses, while dealing additional damage that bypasses durability.

Across the battlefield, from elsewhere, evidently not from Aya herself, a telepathic voice rings out to the allies.

This enemy is the nature spirit once more, the being we have fought in the past. Now will be the final time.

@Palace

The beings created in the process are a mix of fungal and demonic, as expected. There is no consistent shape to them, their forms vary greatly, from humanoid to beast, to mythical creatures of various sorts, and they appear more capable than the ordinary demons created by Aleia are.

"It's the nature spirit again."

She declared loudly to the ones in the palace.

"It's battling Aya on the inside of its world."
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay, this is freaking boring.Boring, boring, boring. Want more spice, want more salt, gonna chaos FTW.

The mushroom think as the veil is not unipressive, but crushingly monotome.

From the shadow that has been moving towards and reaching a proper effective range, a giant amount of randomically generated wands spontaneusly come into existance and start firing at the veil, what will they do, there's no way to tell.

At the same exact time, the mushemperor presses a mental button, well, more like mashes it, what will it do to the world ? What Chaos Shift of events will it produce ? WHO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS !
 
That not unexpected, Elfen thinks after hearing the telepathic message.

Elfen steps into the sixth dimension and starts charging their Transcendental Power. Their presence is noted in the far away Avalon.

"Are you in need of assistance?"

"Things are fine for now. Just passing through."


With the newly acquired information from the enduring remnants of the world attacks and the telepathic message from Aleia, Elfen continues their analysis. Using their clairvoyance, which sees through the world, they analyze the veil and its attacks thoroughly again. What were the laws behind them?

Simultaneously, Elfen uses their clairvoyance to gain a wide but detailed overview of the battle, predicting its course and interfering where necessary. They do so by making small folds in the dimensions that cause the veil's attacks to miss their targets, looping back in the veil's direction instead.
 
The always fashionably late X decides now is the opportune time to unleash his coordinated attack on the seemingly preoccupied entity. His ship/mech/ghost would bring him to the proper range and angle for the perfect shot while additionally providing necessary cover fire, when X would unleash the mother of all barrages on the enemy. Naturally the main element of this attack was Black Barrel, but there would also be shots from Thorn and several Exitus Rounds mixed in, with the barrage as a whole being further amplified via Golden Gun.
 
@DMUA

Dieman's rapid spinning, combined with his profanity-based enhancement, allows him to tear clear through the projectiles and approach the veil.

@CrimsonStarFallen

While the various Mestari maintain their relative effectiveness. Matricardo's control over gravity allows him to rather easily redirect the projectiles. However, the TSB-blast he shot into the veil has little visible effect.

@deonment

Psychis' capacity to warp space appears to be his most effective asset against the projectiles, allowing his strikes to cut into and through them, although not significantly stopping or slowing them.

@Overlord775

As the shroom releases a frankly comical number of wands, each of which attack a few times in sequence, the effect is pronounced. While many of the attacks, like various magical bolts, fireballs, lightning strikes, arrows, and the more mundane ilk, don't appear to do much beyond further disrupt the remaining environment, some attacks are rather effective. Specifically, several bolts turn an area a few meters across of the veil and the related projectiles... into gold and alcohol. Why? Who the hell knows, but if it works it works.

At the same time, the chaos shift takes effect. Despite not consuming anything itself, the shroom feels incredibly high for a brief moment, as the world swells and refracts with light. It seems things are no longer what they used to be.

The exact effect is not instantly obvious, at least from the ground. A glance upwards would reveal that effectively the entire planetary core, or what was left of it, has now turned into water. This water is predictably frozen due to being in low-earth orbit, but is falling back down.

@WHYNAUT

From a more thorough observation, the world behind the veil is... normal. Well, not quite normal to him, or any of the others. The fundamental forces are the same, with their constants maddeningly precise, and space-time has equivalent properties, but there are harsh and aggressive retributions in place for beings like the group.

Additionally, Elfen's attempts to redirect some of the projectiles is only partially successful. While few people really need the help, those that do in any particular moment can't have the attacks redirected. Instead, the spatial folding seems to tear open the projectile, halting it entirely.

@The_Divine_Phoenix @Edwellken

As Aya sheds her physical form and opens herself more fully to the metaphysical, she sees... something, in place of the Thing. A mess of green and red lights, flames and plants, with a burning-white form of the strange, jagged symbol seen quite a while ago floating above it. Looking at it hurts her very soul, and conjures the feeling that nothing is sacred. However, this change does allow her to see her surroundings despite her focus, with it being composed entirely of massive cedar trees, extending almost indefinitely upwards.

As the Sword of Repudiation moves, almost sluggishly, to counter the Thing's slash, it stops. It's form is a blur as it initiates an actual attack, slamming down onto the blade with it's own, cutting a jagged scar through it. It's clear that there was resistance within the blade, despite the damage it sustained while the cleaver is unharmed.

Immediately after, the darkness that attached itself to the Thing halts in it's place, before being burnt away. The Thing itself follows after Aya's movements, intercepting her attacks, which appear a good bit slower and weaker than they should be, with it's blade, severing their power and interconnectivity, resulting in them simply flittering into nothing almost instantly after contact.

The Thing seems to begin an attack against Aya, before being distracted by something. In the far distance, X's attacks enter through the veil, with most of the attacks tearing holes clear into it, and impact the ground, creating massive bursts of solar energy. However, what seems to infuriate the Thing the most is Thorn, with it's own intrusive laws that threaten to overtake that of this world. As such, the Thing disappears, having flown upwards at absurd speeds towards X, with the veil extending upwards with it.
 
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Hell yeah ! Turned warped space into alcohol, take that Jesus !

The chaotic attempt has been successful ! Though, what do next ... mmmh.

The mushroom looks towards the now iced core, thinking.

"... Watah."

Pointing their right arm upwards, a thousand tentacles shoot out from their void sea and pierce deep into the frozen sphere, the expanding into city-scale domes. Inside of these toxins and disease are injected, heavily contaminating the still liquid water inside the outer solid sheet, turning it into a toxic sludge as even the ice becomes infected, as then each of the appendages rips out each of their core chunk and throw extremely rapidly.

With the ice shell countering the heat of re-entry and the hyper-sonic speed making the liquid component act much more like a solid, the plague-filled giant comets shower unto the rising veil !
 
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With Dieman rapidly reaching the source of this predicament, he brings his spinning to a halt, temporarily stashes away his secondary knife, and places both hands on the one remaining, before channeling his inner power and causing a dark red to shimmer from it... then Dieman sees the TSBs doing absolutely nothing to it, and he stops.

"Pure force may be a no-no... My profanity ability got through the projectiles, but this is much bigger, I may need to use something other than stab good...

"It is another world, so perhaps..."

Dieman focuses on his own body, vibrating and warping through the atoms and space around him, before he takes some wiggly steps forward to phase through the veil into the world beyond it.
 
Matricardo notices the balls did nothing and realizes he probably can't nullify the veil itself. He could, however, maybe force it open?

Using the property of bacteria and viruses enhanced by a billion, he spawns 2 more of himself from his body, after which he blasts the veil with a massive torrent of energy, shockwaves and explosions that obliterates everything in a 20 kilometer radius ahead of him. The blast rends and breaks space itself, and the shockwaves are enough to uproot and crumble enough bedrock in the surface to form a mountain.

Meanwhile, another Matricardo from a parallel universe hops into the hole made by X, shoots thousands of projectiles riddled with status effects at the Thing (polymorphine, teleport, heartache, etc) and leaves.
 
[Am I alive? Given my plan to survive boiled down to teleport to my pocket dimension and try to have what remains of Sam stick together to regenerate it isn't exactly clear.]
 
[Oh, my bad. Yeah, you're good. Obviously the nature of the attack makes it difficult to properly heal from but you can just call someone for help on that front]
 
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