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In fact I actually have the full streamable for it.

If this needs to be taken down tell me.

Add a spoiler tab thanks.

I mean between the incest and the "father" Cronos (who castrated his own father Uranus, ate his own kids and ended up causing history repeat itself), what did we honestly expect?
Exactly.
Greek mythology just suck even in modern day point of view.
 
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Alright
Boomstick: He's the man! The myth! The legend! He's Hercules!

Wiz: Stories of Hercules exist in many iterations but we'll examine the earliest known accounts, the legend of Heracles.

Boomstick: No Disney's Zero to Hero, just the classic Greek myth, and like most ancient Greek stories, it began with Zeus being a total creep.

Wiz: The God of Thunder did his... thing... with a princess by disguising himself as her husband...

Boomstick: Oh what the hell, man.

Wiz: ...and thus a demigod is born who is named Alcaeus.

Boomstick: But Hera was pretty pissed Zeus had cheated on her yet again so Alcaeus' human parents renamed him in her honor, yep, Heracles means "Glory to Hera", too bad she had already made up her mind though and that kid was gonna pay.

Wiz: The child would need some way to survive Hera's wrath, so the Goddess of Heroes carried up a plan that was frankly insane. Athena tricked Hera into nursing the baby Heracles, and her milk gave him supernatural strength unbound, even beyond many of the Gods themselves.

Boomstick: So strong that he... hurt her and caused her to spray milk all over the place like a boob sprinkler, which in turn created the galaxy. Yep, that's why we call it the Milky Way... oh God I'm never eating one of those candy bars again...

Wiz: With his godlike power, Heracles became a fierce warrior, trained by the finest instructors in all of Greece. Unfortunately, he wasn't without problems, while he was a natural at boxing, wrestling, fencing and so much more, he struggled in... the arts.

Boomstick: He even had a fit and accidentally killed his music teacher!

Wiz: Little did Heracles know, this was a sign of a tragedy to come. Many years later, as his name began to be synonymous with the term "Hero" he murdered his wife Princess Megara and their sons.

Boomstick: Yeah... Hera had magically driven him into a kill frenzy rage, but that didn't excuse it for Herc, his kill was there.

Wiz: Desperate to atone, he (couldn't understand this word) guidance from the Oracle of Delphi, and learned his path to redemption, he would submit himself to King (didn't understand his name), and perform for him ten grueling labors.

Boomstick: The guy was a d-bag, but Herc did what he had to, and through his struggles, built a killer arsenal.

Wiz: For his first labor, he was tasked with slaying a lion, who's hide could not be pierced by any blade.

Boomstick: So Herc just... beat the Lion to death with his bare hands! And took the pelt as armor for himself!

Wiz: He defeated a flock of metal man-eating birds with (didn't understand) so loud no living thing could bear the noise! He battled a multi-headed Hydra, cauterizing its necks after each decapitation so the heads would not grow back.

Boomstick: A lot of (didn't understand) heads meant a lot of blood spill, and Hydra blood is extra poisonous, even Gods fear it! So Herc dipped his arrows in that stuff for later use. Oh! On that note, it's time for my weekly taunting of the Gods!

Wiz: Yeah... someday that's really gonna bite you in the ass, specially those days you do it during thunderstorm, what are you thinking?

Boomstick: I DEFY THE DIVINITY I MAKE MY OWN CHOICES!

(They say some irrelevant shit about Boomstick getting smoked and the preview ends)
Hera breastfeeding Hercules and milk spread and forms the Milky Way
Something galaxy level possibly far higher
Something Ultron level speed

he was a natural at boxing, wrestling, fencing and so much more
Martial arts expert in hand to hand combat and with weapons.

Hera had magically driven him into a kill frenzy rage
No resistance against madness manipulation

Hercules vs lion
Resistance against piercing with lion hide armor (which does not resist blunt forces)

Hercules vs birds
Resistance against loud noises
(Potency yet to be determined)

Hercules vs Hydra
Regeneration negation with blades and possibly fire manipulation, poison manipulation (so potent it possibly works against deities) with arrows.

Some guesses.
 
I feel utter abhorrence of Piccolo and Gohan MU spread
Especially when the movie of Dragon Ball Super: Super Heroes is not even that good.

Oh I briefly saw the name of Super Duper Sumos being mentioned. By Luis Cruz. Mamoo vs Nozomi Kaminashi when.



Invincible vs Gohan is gonna get a bajillion views in two days tops but man does that MU suck
By your logic Invincible vs Gohan MU sucks roughly as hard as Gohan vs Superboy.
 
I was going to say Gohan sucks and he wouldn't draw even with Mark carrying him...but the numbers don't lie.

Omnilander is DB's biggest fight since Goku vs Superman 2. Using wayback screenshots, Omnilander has gotten more hits in less than a month than what ThanosSeid, BayoDante, Charizard vs Greymon, JokerTooth, SnakeSam, HulkBroly, TonyLex, Mighty, and others did in their respective first month total.

so yeah the MU sucks, but....

and yes, I'll shut up about OmniLander numbers soon.
 
So we have Herc at being Galaxy, possibly High Universal, and Trevigintillion times faster than light,

What would Sun Wukong get just for stats? 4-B, possibly High universal and some form of MFTL+ via his sicc acrobatics?
Possibly Infinite speed because I remember Chinese Mythos universe is infinite and maybe Dura negation
 
I was going to say Gohan sucks and he wouldn't draw even with Mark carrying him...but the numbers don't lie.

Omnilander is DB's biggest fight since Goku vs Superman 2. Using wayback screenshots, Omnilander has gotten more hits in less than a month than what ThanosSeid, BayoDante, Charizard vs Greymon, JokerTooth, SnakeSam, HulkBroly, TonyLex, Mighty, and others did in their respective first month total.

so yeah the MU sucks, but....

and yes, I'll shut up about OmniLander numbers soon.
OmniLander was really the perfect storm for Death Battle. Season 9 is easily their most profitable season to date judging from the first half alone, they’ve all been bangers.
 
Sorry, I know nothing about Michael Vay aside from him having electric(?) powers. I kinda like Harry Potter fighting Percy, though it IS another stomp...
Surprised he doesn't have a profile, basically he use his electric powers to cut stuff, create magnetic fields, communicate telepathically, and release city level blasts
he has a DB fanon page if you wanna check it
DB will never give anyone infinite speed lol
I mean, sonic, flash, and popeye
 
Sonic and Flash were immeasurable
Popeye was MFTL in his episode
Yeah.
Popeye is "only" MFTL.

But Barry Allen and Eobard Thawne and August Heart and Hunter Zolomon also tag Wally so they also have immeasurable speed. (I do not know if true form Darkseid and Zatanna and Wanda also benefit from such)

While not explicitly said in the episode, Liam said in a commentary Popeye does
Where is it?

So we have Herc at being Galaxy, possibly High Universal, and Trevigintillion times faster than light,

What would Sun Wukong get just for stats? 4-B, possibly High universal and some form of MFTL+ via his sicc acrobatics?
How good is Sun Wukong resistant against poison manipulation? Given how many "longevity and no-to-ageing food products" Wukong has eaten? (Chinese "immortality food products" are known to be granting longevity and resistance against poisons and diseases)
Also how resistance against fate manipulation is intended for Wukong having his name erased from hell (so he has a similar layer of immortality as Lobo does). AKA Herc needs to kill the soul of Wukong to take him down for good.





But where even is the Trevigintillion times faster than light calculation?

Do we have to wait until the G1 Death Battle prediction blog and realise that this is made (up) by the G1 bloggers?
 
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How good is Sun Wukong resistant against poison manipulation? Given how many "longevity and no-to-ageing food products" Wukong has eaten? (Chinese "immortality food products" are known to be granting longevity and resistance against poisons and diseases)
Also how resistance against fate manipulation is intended for Wukong having his name erased from hell (so he has a similar layer of immortality as Lobo does). AKA Herc needs to kill the soul of Wukong to take him down for good.





But where even is the Trevigintillion times faster than light calculation?

Do we have to wait until the G1 Death Battle prediction blog and realise that this is made (up) by the G1 bloggers?
I suppose that the "average" monkey has resistance to soul manipulation.

The disadvantage for Monkey King is that JttW itself is a composition of stories while attempting to keep consistency, so Monkey King would have some anti-feats but the anti-feats are just like Catwoman defeating three Flash members, Thanos being arrested by average cop.

I root and bet on Sun Wukong, but IDK how Death Battle Team would determine the stats and haxes of both of them.
 
If Hercules was tevinter imperium fast, he wouldn't have to summon an entire river to clean some poo poo stables at a rate higher than the horses there can crap.
inb4 the horses at that scenario crap at tevinter imperium high speed that's why

Oh goodness Greek mythology is not just weird, the power levels and consistency fluctuate just so hard
 
So we get fight sneak peek when hercules preview drops on youtube right?
No.

Tuesday 1am SGT will have the preview of Herc on Youtube
But RT First members will be watching the sneak peek on Wednesday morning SGT live.

How much Wukong's stuff is legit? Like supposedly one claim was Wukong can just transform into the enemy, and be just as strong. The only limit being he cant become a Buddha.

Because if there is a hint of abuse-able weaknesses, DB might factor it.
Well Wukong could transform into something and transform back. Then he was still literally pressed by Gautama. Which means even if Wukong could transform into something else, the physique will still be similar to the OG Wukong body.

But Wukong still has different resistances and immortalities. And Battle Buddha Wukong is still 5D. Which Wukong achieve on his own and is granted by Gautama and was keeping it until the end of the story. If RT crew did not grant Wukong 5D Battle Buddha soemhow, they may as well deem Wukong able to defeat Herc even without this form. Recall how they treat Booster Gold when he fought and won against Cable.

See what haxes Wukong were given with.

I’m pretty sure he did that because he didn’t want to clean up poop by himself not because he couldn’t do it. He was just being a smartass.
And an excuse to develop an extra ability - water manipulation.

Should I mention Wukong was given a position to clean up poop

Too bad it ended up not counting. Thankfully for Hercules, he got some easy tasks afterwards like big bull and loud birds.
Oh... He defeated the loud birds and developed resistance against loud noises which means Black Canary and Crona and Black Bolt has one option erased for defeating Herc.

Oh in the point of versus debating, the battle against the Hydra grants him durability negation, regeneration negation as well as poison manipulation. Oh the sweet poison that can harm gods can as well defeat Wukong had Wukong not eaten a lot of "health food products" that likely resists poisons.
 
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