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I mean between the incest and the "father" Cronos (who castrated his own father Uranus, ate his own kids and ended up causing history repeat itself), what did we honestly expect?Man Zeus and Hera sucked
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I mean between the incest and the "father" Cronos (who castrated his own father Uranus, ate his own kids and ended up causing history repeat itself), what did we honestly expect?Man Zeus and Hera sucked
In fact I actually have the full streamable for it.
If this needs to be taken down tell me.
Exactly.I mean between the incest and the "father" Cronos (who castrated his own father Uranus, ate his own kids and ended up causing history repeat itself), what did we honestly expect?
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why so many prefer Percy Jackson over the originals.I mean between the incest and the "father" Cronos (who castrated his own father Uranus, ate his own kids and ended up causing history repeat itself), what did we honestly expect?
Sorry, I know nothing about Michael Vay aside from him having electric(?) powers. I kinda like Harry Potter fighting Percy, though it IS another stomp...Btw, speaking of which, what do you think of Michael Vay vs Percy Jackson?
Alright
Boomstick: He's the man! The myth! The legend! He's Hercules!
Wiz: Stories of Hercules exist in many iterations but we'll examine the earliest known accounts, the legend of Heracles.
Boomstick: No Disney's Zero to Hero, just the classic Greek myth, and like most ancient Greek stories, it began with Zeus being a total creep.
Wiz: The God of Thunder did his... thing... with a princess by disguising himself as her husband...
Boomstick: Oh what the hell, man.
Wiz: ...and thus a demigod is born who is named Alcaeus.
Boomstick: But Hera was pretty pissed Zeus had cheated on her yet again so Alcaeus' human parents renamed him in her honor, yep, Heracles means "Glory to Hera", too bad she had already made up her mind though and that kid was gonna pay.
Wiz: The child would need some way to survive Hera's wrath, so the Goddess of Heroes carried up a plan that was frankly insane. Athena tricked Hera into nursing the baby Heracles, and her milk gave him supernatural strength unbound, even beyond many of the Gods themselves.
Boomstick: So strong that he... hurt her and caused her to spray milk all over the place like a boob sprinkler, which in turn created the galaxy. Yep, that's why we call it the Milky Way... oh God I'm never eating one of those candy bars again...
Wiz: With his godlike power, Heracles became a fierce warrior, trained by the finest instructors in all of Greece. Unfortunately, he wasn't without problems, while he was a natural at boxing, wrestling, fencing and so much more, he struggled in... the arts.
Boomstick: He even had a fit and accidentally killed his music teacher!
Wiz: Little did Heracles know, this was a sign of a tragedy to come. Many years later, as his name began to be synonymous with the term "Hero" he murdered his wife Princess Megara and their sons.
Boomstick: Yeah... Hera had magically driven him into a kill frenzy rage, but that didn't excuse it for Herc, his kill was there.
Wiz: Desperate to atone, he (couldn't understand this word) guidance from the Oracle of Delphi, and learned his path to redemption, he would submit himself to King (didn't understand his name), and perform for him ten grueling labors.
Boomstick: The guy was a d-bag, but Herc did what he had to, and through his struggles, built a killer arsenal.
Wiz: For his first labor, he was tasked with slaying a lion, who's hide could not be pierced by any blade.
Boomstick: So Herc just... beat the Lion to death with his bare hands! And took the pelt as armor for himself!
Wiz: He defeated a flock of metal man-eating birds with (didn't understand) so loud no living thing could bear the noise! He battled a multi-headed Hydra, cauterizing its necks after each decapitation so the heads would not grow back.
Boomstick: A lot of (didn't understand) heads meant a lot of blood spill, and Hydra blood is extra poisonous, even Gods fear it! So Herc dipped his arrows in that stuff for later use. Oh! On that note, it's time for my weekly taunting of the Gods!
Wiz: Yeah... someday that's really gonna bite you in the ass, specially those days you do it during thunderstorm, what are you thinking?
Boomstick: I DEFY THE DIVINITY I MAKE MY OWN CHOICES!
(They say some irrelevant shit about Boomstick getting smoked and the preview ends)
Something galaxy level possibly far higherHera breastfeeding Hercules and milk spread and forms the Milky Way
Martial arts expert in hand to hand combat and with weapons.he was a natural at boxing, wrestling, fencing and so much more
No resistance against madness manipulationHera had magically driven him into a kill frenzy rage
Resistance against piercing with lion hide armor (which does not resist blunt forces)Hercules vs lion
Resistance against loud noisesHercules vs birds
Regeneration negation with blades and possibly fire manipulation, poison manipulation (so potent it possibly works against deities) with arrows.Hercules vs Hydra
Many people have never even read the original stuff, they've only ever heard about it through PJO, which is sad, because that series is beyond overrated.And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why so many prefer Percy Jackson over the originals.
I feel utter abhorrence of Piccolo and Gohan MU spread
Invincible vs Gohan is gonna get a bajillion views in two days tops but man does that MU suck
Possibly Infinite speed because I remember Chinese Mythos universe is infinite and maybe Dura negationSo we have Herc at being Galaxy, possibly High Universal, and Trevigintillion times faster than light,
What would Sun Wukong get just for stats? 4-B, possibly High universal and some form of MFTL+ via his sicc acrobatics?
Invincible vs Gohan is gonna get a bajillion views in two days tops but man does that MU suck
DB will never give anyone infinite speed lolPossibly Infinite speed because I remember Chinese Mythos universe is infinite and maybe Dura negation
Uh Gohan is one of the most Popular DB characters lol he would easily drawI was going to say Gohan sucks and he wouldn't draw even with Mark carrying him...but the numbers don't lie.
But having Mark would making 1 morbillion views, esp if they time it when Invincible S2 happensUh Gohan is one of the most Popular DB characters lol he would easily draw
he doesn't need Mark to carry him
OmniLander was really the perfect storm for Death Battle. Season 9 is easily their most profitable season to date judging from the first half alone, they’ve all been bangers.I was going to say Gohan sucks and he wouldn't draw even with Mark carrying him...but the numbers don't lie.
Omnilander is DB's biggest fight since Goku vs Superman 2. Using wayback screenshots, Omnilander has gotten more hits in less than a month than what ThanosSeid, BayoDante, Charizard vs Greymon, JokerTooth, SnakeSam, HulkBroly, TonyLex, Mighty, and others did in their respective first month total.
so yeah the MU sucks, but....
and yes, I'll shut up about OmniLander numbers soon.
Surprised he doesn't have a profile, basically he use his electric powers to cut stuff, create magnetic fields, communicate telepathically, and release city level blastsSorry, I know nothing about Michael Vay aside from him having electric(?) powers. I kinda like Harry Potter fighting Percy, though it IS another stomp...
I mean, sonic, flash, and popeyeDB will never give anyone infinite speed lol
Sonic and Flash were immeasurableI mean, sonic, flash, and popeye
Heck, technically the Greek Myth universe is infinite too, so if they use infinite for one, they'd have to use it for the other.Sonic and Flash were immeasurable
Popeye was MFTL in his episode
Yeah.Sonic and Flash were immeasurable
Popeye was MFTL in his episode
Where is it?While not explicitly said in the episode, Liam said in a commentary Popeye does
How good is Sun Wukong resistant against poison manipulation? Given how many "longevity and no-to-ageing food products" Wukong has eaten? (Chinese "immortality food products" are known to be granting longevity and resistance against poisons and diseases)So we have Herc at being Galaxy, possibly High Universal, and Trevigintillion times faster than light,
What would Sun Wukong get just for stats? 4-B, possibly High universal and some form of MFTL+ via his sicc acrobatics?
I got put into a Smash Bracket video too, literally just found out about this lmao
Where is it?
I suppose that the "average" monkey has resistance to soul manipulation.How good is Sun Wukong resistant against poison manipulation? Given how many "longevity and no-to-ageing food products" Wukong has eaten? (Chinese "immortality food products" are known to be granting longevity and resistance against poisons and diseases)
Also how resistance against fate manipulation is intended for Wukong having his name erased from hell (so he has a similar layer of immortality as Lobo does). AKA Herc needs to kill the soul of Wukong to take him down for good.
But where even is the Trevigintillion times faster than light calculation?
Do we have to wait until the G1 Death Battle prediction blog and realise that this is made(up)by the G1 bloggers?
If Hercules was tevinter imperium fast, he wouldn't have to summon an entire river to clean some poo poo stables at a rate higher than the horses there can crap.
the Thanos being defeated by cops thing comes from the Spidey Super Stories continuity, the same continuity with classic villains like The Spoiler and WallThanos being arrested by average cop.
I’m pretty sure he did that because he didn’t want to clean up poop by himself not because he couldn’t do it. He was just being a smartass.If Hercules was tevinter imperium fast, he wouldn't have to summon an entire river to clean some poo poo stables at a rate higher than the horses there can crap.
Too bad it ended up not counting. Thankfully for Hercules, he got some easy tasks afterwards like big bull and loud birds.I’m pretty sure he did that because he didn’t want to clean up poop by himself not because he couldn’t do it. He was just being a smartass.
Okay, I think I can see it working. Pretty sure Percy wins, but it may be best to wait and see if Michael gets a profile here. Just in case.Surprised he doesn't have a profile, basically he use his electric powers to cut stuff, create magnetic fields, communicate telepathically, and release city level blasts
he has a DB fanon page if you wanna check it
No.So we get fight sneak peek when hercules preview drops on youtube right?
Well Wukong could transform into something and transform back. Then he was still literally pressed by Gautama. Which means even if Wukong could transform into something else, the physique will still be similar to the OG Wukong body.How much Wukong's stuff is legit? Like supposedly one claim was Wukong can just transform into the enemy, and be just as strong. The only limit being he cant become a Buddha.
Because if there is a hint of abuse-able weaknesses, DB might factor it.
And an excuse to develop an extra ability - water manipulation.I’m pretty sure he did that because he didn’t want to clean up poop by himself not because he couldn’t do it. He was just being a smartass.
Oh... He defeated the loud birds and developed resistance against loud noisesToo bad it ended up not counting. Thankfully for Hercules, he got some easy tasks afterwards like big bull and loud birds.
It is funny that adoptions have given Wukong some more haxes.See what haxes Wukong were given with.
It has benefits.Should I mention Wukong was given a position to clean up poop
Bruh thats literally what i asked, after herc preview drops on youtube, they have their cast with the sneak peek of the fight shownNo.
Tuesday 1am SGT will have the preview of Herc on Youtube
But RT First members will be watching the sneak peek on Wednesday morning SGT live.