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Are the ones that see the stars basically just retired?
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Be My Rimworld Pawns
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- @Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara used a psycast to bend reality and summoned... @Nierre's husband, Kusrusva, from his home in the stars. He's just hanging out. She then used probability stuff a second time and summoned a wild woman to our front door. We tamed her because she's a decent farmer.
- People LOVE @Crabwhale's book. The Spears of Yor is consistently the book chosen to be read unless someone else is reading it. It's probably a thing like, pawns choose book based on quality, and since that's the only legendary one we have, everyone prioritizes reading it, even if it's not the greatest synergy with what they have going on.
- We sent 31 pawns to that ship reactor startup. This army included: @Comiphorous @Crabwhale @PsychoWarper @azontr @Shmooply @GreyFang82 @ImmortalDread @BasedNecoScaler69 @Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara @Mr._Bambu @Setsuna_tenma @Epiccheev and @PhantomØ4, as well as a lot of our other significant pawns, including Palimenteri, Victoria, Romu, Grunt, Vidimir, and Raz. We won with no deaths, although a lot of you are badly injured due to the mortar shelling that occurred on the long-range unit (Fujiwara was the worst victim of this, took a direct hit from a mortar shell). The plan from here is to send Fujiwara and Marshadow up into space, as per their wishes, alongside a squad of the Ignotus troops we brought with us, who shall serve them wherever they go. Koppa, Nu, Pi, and Rho are being sent with them for this end. There are about 14 more slots on the ship left to fill, those'll be empty (prisoner space mayhap).
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NOOOOOO WAIT FUCK I DONT WANNA GO TO SPACE I WANNA DATE THE HOT FARMER WOMAN GODDAMNIT
It's been an honor killing children and summoning parasites with you allWe sent 31 pawns to that ship reactor startup. This army included: @Comiphorous @Crabwhale @PsychoWarper @azontr @Shmooply @GreyFang82 @ImmortalDread @BasedNecoScaler69 @Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara @Mr._Bambu @Setsuna_tenma @Epiccheev and @PhantomØ4, as well as a lot of our other significant pawns, including Palimenteri, Victoria, Romu, Grunt, Vidimir, and Raz. We won with no deaths, although a lot of you are badly injured due to the mortar shelling that occurred on the long-range unit (Fujiwara was the worst victim of this, took a direct hit from a mortar shell). The plan from here is to send Fujiwara and Marshadow up into space, as per their wishes, alongside a squad of the Ignotus troops we brought with us, who shall serve them wherever they go. Koppa, Nu, Pi, and Rho are being sent with them for this end. There are about 14 more slots on the ship left to fill, those'll be empty (prisoner space mayhap).
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(I literally saved right before, I can bring you back from space, but I did ask)NOOOOOO WAIT FUCK I DONT WANNA GO TO SPACE I WANNA DATE THE HOT FARMER WOMAN GODDAMNIT
It's been an honor killing children and summoning parasites with you all
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If I can get divorced and date the farmer woman then yes, otherwise don't bother.
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your pawn REFUSES to divorce, but I can probably make you cheat on Azontr if you want? I dislike using the forced romance buttons but like, I can use Dread's empath psycasts to basically guarantee a relationship forming. Dunno if you guys would marry based on that because Crabwhale has been with Shmooply's wife for like four in-game years and those two are still married.
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you should do it because i think cucking azontr would be funny
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"Boy, Child" Nice kek
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Can we get a pawn that's good at law already? The legal system around this place is a shitshow.
I'm not paying Shmoop's ******* alimony no more, he can suck my dick.
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@ImmortalDread this is the one and only time I will thank you for anything. Love my new gf Moan, even if her name is stupid.
I forgot to mention that the wild woman's name is Moan.
Anyways you two are dating now, Dread helped as the Matchmaker, Azontr is not pleased.
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Give me the bisexual or homosexual trait if there is no bi so I can marry @azontr and he can [redacted] senseless even if we can’t birth children directly. I don’t care if he doesn’t wanna marry me. We are gonna be gay TOGETHER and have make out sessions until we grow old and die together and he’s gonna like it. Consensually but mot asking.
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Mods kill @PhantomØ4 kill him now
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Bambu basically play a game where we are his little guys he controls. In an easy way to put it is like The Sims but the only thing similar about is that a player control the little guys that in this game are called pawns and it seems better then The Sims '-'
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Well in the case that I am allowed in
Good characteristics: Good at slashing stuff, good at stabbing stuff, good at selling stuff
Bad characteristics: Commits unspeakable acts of violence for a fair price
Backstories? I guess the offworld non specific child and adult backstories? Idk how this works really.
Good characteristics: Good at slashing stuff, good at stabbing stuff, good at selling stuff
Bad characteristics: Commits unspeakable acts of violence for a fair price
Backstories? I guess the offworld non specific child and adult backstories? Idk how this works really.
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I think so(?) Vambu said he would consider a medieval play through after but idk. I don’t understand half of what he is planning because I only chime in for my posts and I am usually eating people, dead, dead, dead x 628, mining, and in shock.
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It's really late into the playthrough, but I will allow you in.
I do plan on making a second season of this, as it were, for a medieval playthrough. Ought to join hat one for the full experience (if this can be called an experience).
I have to ask, because I've been wrong before: M/F?
I do plan on making a second season of this, as it were, for a medieval playthrough. Ought to join hat one for the full experience (if this can be called an experience).
I have to ask, because I've been wrong before: M/F?
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