Mr. Bambu
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- I sent @Rakih_Elyan out with some of the undead to check out what was purported to be a small ruin with some maybe archotech stuff hidden within. Something must've broken, however, because it generated a map with no ruin. Unsure what happened there. Regardless, we cut down some mushroom trees growing in the caves for food and then carried it back with some steel slag and rose quartz boulders. I refused to leave empty handed.
- Slowly but surely does @Epiccheev churn out mechanical limbs for our prisoner-turned-colonist. We captured a nephilim EONS ago, who had lost all of her limbs- literally all had been melted off, but she didn't die because she's one of the races that can't die unless their brain is destroyed. So she's just been a nugget in a bed for like two years. We have the arms done, we're making slow progress on the legs. I have @Da3ggman working on one of them just to hurry the process up.
- This is the saddest, most pathetic pawn I've ever seen in my ******* life, when she bleeds out I'm going to have @Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara eat them for being so suckass awful.
- @Da3ggman has a shrine to the revered entity fox lady we captured and now prays to it for about 10 hours a day unless I tell him to do otherwise.
- I have trapped one of @PsychoWarper's zombies inside the caves that will become our arcane academy, because everyone else just refuses to work on it.
- @Nierre has acquired a classic, a crypto crossbow: one of her weapons from the last playthrough, and one of the best ranged weapons we have. Even without magic fancy stuff, it does substantially more damage than most of what we're working with.
- We finally got the event that calls down a hostile Sanguophage to the colony, meaning we can now get a vampire. If any of you want to volunteer to be a filthy damn bloodsucker, say so now. For those wondering, the fight was very easy for two reasons: One, I discovered @Crabwhale's phase strike allows him to teleport through walls (much like Psycho's flight), and two, they crashed onto boomalopes, which caused them to explode.
- While mining out the magic college, we discovered a rather huge cavern behind the mountains we live in. I don't know what generation led to them, but all that's back there is some ore veins and no mundane stones. I noticed that the floor in there is all Limestone in spite of the fact that no Limestone appears to have spawned on our map- perhaps the game had some issues generating limestone blocks, leading to a cave where one wouldn't normally spawn? hard to say. Alternatively, may have been superworms tunneling for generations beneath the mountain, also possible.
- After several hours of surgery, @GreyFang82 successfully installed the aforementioned mechanical limbs onto our captured renegade angel: she can finally ******* walk after spending 1.8 years confined to a bed after we accidentally set her on fire during a battle.
- We have trained a fire-breathing raven with a skull for a head, which is just really cool. I named it Senius.
- I've reached the conclusion that there is no path through the mountains to the east of Aegis, which is unfortunate because I really wanted to have a second colony that way- the alternative is north, and we're already in the extreme cold regions of the world. Any further and we'll reach the snow-deserts, tundra, and ice caps.
