Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara
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Shockingly accurate depiction of my current mental state.
The breakdown
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Shockingly accurate depiction of my current mental state.
The breakdown
Shockingly accurate to real life.Between the Sun consistently disappearing from existence and being called an Oyster Fujiwara is gonna drown her sorrows in human flesh lol.
ur a mothShockingly accurate to real life.
wait hang on a sec why am i depressed when the sun goes down, i thought i was a night owl
You were like the least cool terminator installment to date, it was a little awe-inspiring to see the fervor with which your pawn leaped into action at the sight of semi-hostile childrenThis is the most in-character thing I have done
@Arceus0x is addicted to drugs. We do not have any more of this drug. Arceus will now have a very bad couple of months. Update: Because he was so ******* upset about not getting one drug, he began taking another (opium). He is now addicted to two different drugs and is suffering withdrawal from both. I'm losing my ******* mind WE NEED OUR COOK AND HE'S JUST SLOSHED IN THE BACK ROOM GOD DAMMIT. He physically cannot move until one of these goes away.
In brighter news, @Nierre is back, having been dead for nearly an entire year. At time of writing she's incapacitated due to resurrection sickness, now we just have to hope she was lucky and didn't pick up the degenerative resurrection chronic diseases.
bro- i JUST got back. can't believe im getting spawn camped like this. this game just doesnt wanna see me win.The enemy, a group of large Deep Ones, entered very close to said checkpoint- closer than any of our pawns were, which meant they could get through it without resistance. I had who I could post up where they could but it was a ******* bloodbath. @Nierre was within 2 hours of dying again simply due to being the first combatant to arrive- a ranged pawn against all melee enemies.
I might be a little psychopathic in my mehtods, but i mean good deep down.but more than a little grumpy- @Comiphorous even attempted to destroy our legendary harpsichord because of how upset he was at something trivial like having an open, untreated, objectively life threatening wound left unattended for about nine hours while our doctors got their beauty sleep.
yeah well value-wise it's worth more than both of your arms so watch it, punkI might be a little psychopathic in my mehtods, but i mean good deep down.
then replace my arms with something more expensive???yeah well value-wise it's worth more than both of your arms so watch it, punk
Oh shit we got calcs too!We have a flat-out High 8-C feat- not many scale to it, because the Cthonian frightens me, but it's there.
@Arceus0x has proven a uniquely valuable resource for when I have no allies he can friendly fire upon, his staff of blazing power remains a devastating (albeit inaccurate) weapon. Faced with a small raid on his own, the dude cleared out half of them in two barrages from the staff, sufficient to cause them to begin retreating. Didn't even need to get other people into formation
Well who scales to itWe have a flat-out High 8-C feat- not many scale to it, because the Cthonian frightens me, but it's there.
So far:Well who scales to it
I need a medic bag.@Comiphorous had to be excused early on due only to the fact that his left side was nearly ripped open by an enemy necromancer's death bolts
SickSo far:
A lot of Psycho's undead could also scale, even if they attack very slowly. I've been targeting xenotypes with high damage genes, which they keep in undeath.
- @Crabwhale as a "likely", and definitely with his class abilities
- @PsychoWarper as a "likely", and definitely with his magic
- @Rakih_Elyan with his class abilities
even though I never have any ******* ki to use them because it isn't a passive gainable energy, you need to meditate to get a little bit and then it slowly drains away, annoying bastard class- You, Fujiwara, and Comiphorous are all tenuous/pretty close, but not close enough I'd call it "likely"
Patience test class.@Rakih_Elyan with his class abilitieseven though I never have any ******* ki to use them because it isn't a passive gainable energy, you need to meditate to get a little bit and then it slowly drains away, annoying bastard class
may as well, right? VSBW-centric event, may as well document stuff like that. adds to the fun.Oh shit we got calcs too!
@Nierre has a third goddamned child on the way, who will be the death of us.
Call my character Mr. HHH, cause he's Hot, Horny, and HighA large scale battle on our front lawn allowed @Arceus0x to retrieve a small dose of opium, thus further prolonging his addiction, we gotta crucify this dude
With that glowing pompadour of his I am not surprisedPeople want to marry @Epiccheev
That's how i deal with stressAfter learning this news, Cheev entered an insulting spree against a four-year-old child, following him for five hours
@Arceus0x entered into one of his classic sprees of mass arson while I had Suto, @Armorchompy's ex-wife, follow him around to put out the fires. She insulted and threatened him three times during this exchange, which I find funny.
I am quite literally becoming this guyWe're installing a hot tub powered by a geyser at the Pie-Eyed Boar. Gotta love hot springs.
I have become optimized. I truly am the negotiator.@GreyFang82 has been given a masterwork crusader helm adorned with fine cloth and wrought from silver- it will further improve his negotiating abilities, such that in the right conditions, he has bought and sold at a 1:1 value- this means he has managed perfect financial efficiency.
My vote for the name is to be either super professional or completely head empty, such as:Work has begun on the arcane college- it will be built under the northeastern mountain surrounding Aegis. @PsychoWarper @GreyFang82 @Epiccheev as all of you are magic, you are invited to name the place, if it is your wish. Arceus is also magic, but he already named the inn.
Armbrarlo (or Aegis) Institute (or College) of Arcane (or Aether) StudyWork has begun on the arcane college- it will be built under the northeastern mountain surrounding Aegis. @PsychoWarper @GreyFang82 @Epiccheev as all of you are magic, you are invited to name the place, if it is your wish. Arceus is also magic, but he already named the inn.
(for the unaware, Armbrarlo is the name of the mountain range our civilization resides in, and Aegis is the name of the colony itself- although we may well build another one, given that we can make portals somehow via magic)Armbrarlo (or Aegis) Institute (or College) of Arcane (or Aether) Study
@Armorchompy's ex-wife, follow him around to put out the fires. She insulted and threatened him three times during this exchange, which I find funny.
Never insult the guy who feeds you@Armorchompy's ex-wife has died of a heart attack at the age of 30.
So trveShe's insulting norse demigods in valhalla and then getting thrown around like a muppet, don't worry
LET'S GOOOO@Armorchompy's ex-wife has died of a heart attack at the age of 30. We will bury the mouse-woman but I don't have any strong inclinations to bring her back, certainly not before Grey's dead wife. Lotta dead wives in this playthrough, come to think of it. @Da3ggman was the speaker at her funeral and gave a lackluster performance, which makes sense because he didn't really know her.